#Honestly

[classycookiexo]

[mostly-funnytwittertweets]

[fairyqueenmab28]

Some wild Marina and the Diamonds lyrics

[curiouslymyown]

James: *dancing on tables in the great hall*

Regulus, lovestruck: ugh he’s such an idiot

Some other slytherin: yeah he is

Regulus: HEY

Regulus: that is MY idiot

Regulus: get the fuck out of here

[disasteraleks]

Guess whos back

[katoobee]

yknow, i never got the vibe that UF!papyrus was abhorrent and abusive

goofy edgy dweeb energy /pos

i love his style i love you fell paps

[janeiscompletelyfine]

Ashamed to be an American, and confused why all of my friends are disappearing because according to our president, they no longer exist (he denied the existence of any gender outside of male and female yesterday.)

what do you mean elon musk did a nazi salute on live tv at the united states presidential inauguration twice and is now erasing the evidence off the internet by replacing the footage with the crowd cheering instead?

would be a shame if people reblogged this, wouldn’t it?

[lunarlivs]

me <3 this werewolf

remus as pics from pinterest that reminded me of him

[classycookiexo]

[goldenenene]

volume warning///. i mean this is pretty much what happened right

[ruleofheart]

desperately needing best friend! ellie who is just so much better at handling horror than you are.

it starts with ellie slyly handing you a ticket to an upcoming horror fest; fright frenzy. you’re not one for actual horror attractions– it almost takes too much to get you to sit through an entire movie. so, as you the eye the ticket with worry, ellie interjects.

“we’re going,” she declares, leaving no room for argument. “dina and jesse, too. next friday.”

“next friday?! it’s only september!”

it’s how you end up in line for a haunted house, your eyes lost in a daze as you try to put on a calm front.

see, ellie is someone who can appreciate a good scare. she���s grown to think that most jumpscares are pretty cheap, save for the creative ones that actually get her to say, “that was sick.”

she’s someone who doesn’t even flinch at elaborate costumes, usually complimenting the actors and asking for a selfie with the zombie with amazing sfx makeup.

she’s someone, and probably the only one, who sees through your little front. with dina and jesse too caught up in their own conversation (behaving like those abysmal couples in line), she nudges your shoulder, pulling you out of your internal hype session.

“hey. you can hold my hand, if you want.” it’s soft, but with a hint of a knowing smile.

and once you get inside; oh, you take her offer and run with it. you end up pressed into her side, her arm wrapped around you. your eyes tucked away in the crevice of her shoulder as she dips down to talk you through it (sheesh!). her voice is low, and it would probably drive you crazy if it weren’t for the guttural screams and sound effects erupting at every corner.

since ellie is handling herself just fine, she whispers to you as she sees the jumpscares ahead of time.

“clown coming up. god, he looks so corny.”

“hey, hey; you’re doing so good, it’s almost over.”

and when the lights flash a little too much, her hands come up to cover your eyes, her sweet words filtering into your ear. ugh, you could almost die.

and it’s the way that she bites back a smile when she drives you home. the way you try to subtly tell her, i don’t wanna sleep alone tonight. the way she nonchalantly offers for you to stay over at hers, promising to keep a comedy movie on until you fall asleep.

you end up sleeping in ellie’s bed, your whole body trying to wrap around and snuggle into her arm as she looks down at you, her heart skipping curiously.

[occudo]

Hello? Are you still here? (Me after tmagp started, but I'm still drawing alternative s1 tma) If you are new to this AU, or don't remember: It's called Gertrude is still around or GiSA for short

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[satoriberry]

noticed a really fun detail. when hobie says "i'm not a role model", we get two photos of him and one of them is him flipping the bird at the camera and it's censored by a bird stamp. but what's funnier is that the stamp is upside down, cause y'know, he's flipping the bird. this movie just gets better and better ngl

[vampire-squirrels]

Look the only time it’s excusable is if it’s in the middle of a war. Ain’t nobody got time for cleaning up until after the battle. Because EVERYONE is covered in grime and muck. Not to mention human splatter. Then you wash up. Nobody cares about manners in the middle of an ambush.

But in regular society if you are going to feed directly please keep either a handkerchief, tissues, napkins, or cleansing wipes on you. Heck with current technology you can drink it out of a teacup. No need for extreme mess.

Maybe I’m an old man but goddamn, these vampires with blood dripping down their chins–that’s your food!! THAT’S YOUR FOOD!! Close!! Your!! Mouth!! You think some asshole slobbering chicken noodle soup or yogurt or clam chowder all down themselves would be sexy??? What makes you any different, you sticky-stained slackjawed screwball??? Close your mouth!! Use a napkin!! And for godssakes stop looking so smug, like, “Oooo, I’m a creature of the night look at what sustains me” yeah uh huh a fucking lack of basic hygiene is what I’m seeing and it is not impressive!! At all!! My nephews are three years old and they drool less than you do!! You’re how many centuries old?!?! ACT LIKE IT

[liltaireissocute]

if gods allowed that, I will kill all the gods