#Honestly

[luxxiekitten]

-😒

when u click with someone and they have the audacity to live far away

[spacenmonsters-ynot]

I love the tiny self-satisfied smile House gets when he successfully tricks Wilson into doing things for him by playing up how much his leg hurts. Such a fucking gremlin

[classycookiexo]

[bubblesthecow]

Watching Star Wars in chronological order is so funny.

Obi-Wan Kenobi really took one look at R2D2 in the middle of the desert and said “No, Luke, I’ve never seen this fucking droid in my life. Looks like a real bitch though. Not that I’d know. This is my first time meeting the asshole.”

No one in that whole franchise was Gatekeep-Gasslight-Girlbossing quite like “Ben” Kenobi, regular human-man.

[brinconvenient]

Well, I tell you what, Mia. I can't speak to how 12-year-old you would feel about it, obviously, but you sure as shit impressed the hell outta 40+-year-old me!

okay its silly since i make a ridiculous output of art on the weekly but i am just. weirdly proud? of this illustration i did for man... and @carpe-aurore 's blorbo self

like i normally never sign my work but this is the first illustration in a while that I feel like would TRULY impress a 12 year old Mia who wanted to be a manga artist so fuckin bad lmao

[curiouslymyown]

James: *dancing on tables in the great hall*

Regulus, lovestruck: ugh he’s such an idiot

Some other slytherin: yeah he is

Regulus: HEY

Regulus: that is MY idiot

Regulus: get the fuck out of here

[disasteraleks]

Guess whos back

[katoobee]

yknow, i never got the vibe that UF!papyrus was abhorrent and abusive

goofy edgy dweeb energy /pos

i love his style i love you fell paps

[lunarlivs]

me <3 this werewolf

remus as pics from pinterest that reminded me of him

[goldenenene]

volume warning///. i mean this is pretty much what happened right

[hurtingbuck]

chim and hen's goodbye vs. whatever the fuck they've got going on

[goblinmatriarch]

One time I went on a run in the New Forest and got lost, so that I was approaching my FIL's home as dusk fell and a mist rose. Up ahead through the trees I saw the shape of a dog but....wrong. I crept closer, focusing as hard as I could on the idea that this was normal and fine, because if it was the Fae, I didn't want them to notice me. As I approached, a lead materialised out of the mist, then the silhouette of a person holding the lead, but the dog never became more dog-like. I skirted them with a polite nod, beaming THIS IS NORMAL AND FINE YOU ARE A HUMAN AND A DOG from my brain and made it home safely.

Almost a decade later I found out what a borzoi is.

[ruleofheart]

desperately needing best friend! ellie who is just so much better at handling horror than you are.

it starts with ellie slyly handing you a ticket to an upcoming horror fest; fright frenzy. you’re not one for actual horror attractions– it almost takes too much to get you to sit through an entire movie. so, as you the eye the ticket with worry, ellie interjects.

“we’re going,” she declares, leaving no room for argument. “dina and jesse, too. next friday.”

“next friday?! it’s only september!”

it’s how you end up in line for a haunted house, your eyes lost in a daze as you try to put on a calm front.

see, ellie is someone who can appreciate a good scare. she’s grown to think that most jumpscares are pretty cheap, save for the creative ones that actually get her to say, “that was sick.”

she’s someone who doesn’t even flinch at elaborate costumes, usually complimenting the actors and asking for a selfie with the zombie with amazing sfx makeup.

she’s someone, and probably the only one, who sees through your little front. with dina and jesse too caught up in their own conversation (behaving like those abysmal couples in line), she nudges your shoulder, pulling you out of your internal hype session.

“hey. you can hold my hand, if you want.” it’s soft, but with a hint of a knowing smile.

and once you get inside; oh, you take her offer and run with it. you end up pressed into her side, her arm wrapped around you. your eyes tucked away in the crevice of her shoulder as she dips down to talk you through it (sheesh!). her voice is low, and it would probably drive you crazy if it weren’t for the guttural screams and sound effects erupting at every corner.

since ellie is handling herself just fine, she whispers to you as she sees the jumpscares ahead of time.

“clown coming up. god, he looks so corny.”

“hey, hey; you’re doing so good, it’s almost over.”

and when the lights flash a little too much, her hands come up to cover your eyes, her sweet words filtering into your ear. ugh, you could almost die.

and it’s the way that she bites back a smile when she drives you home. the way you try to subtly tell her, i don’t wanna sleep alone tonight. the way she nonchalantly offers for you to stay over at hers, promising to keep a comedy movie on until you fall asleep.

you end up sleeping in ellie’s bed, your whole body trying to wrap around and snuggle into her arm as she looks down at you, her heart skipping curiously.

[occudo]

Hello? Are you still here? (Me after tmagp started, but I'm still drawing alternative s1 tma) If you are new to this AU, or don't remember: It's called Gertrude is still around or GiSA for short

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