#so uncivilized

[go-see-a-starwar]

Please enjoy this incredible factoid in the Revenge of the Sith Visual Dictionary that Obi-wan is leaving his cloaks all around the galaxy.

[flammabel]

[rainintheevening]

So @mrtobenamedlater and @authortobenamedlater took me shooting for the first time!! And we agreed I had to do this. I may be an Anakin fan, but call me Kenobi tonight!

[bo-katan]

Honestly, everyone should just ditch the glow sticks and stick with blasters. They might actually be able to kill something with them.

Me, watching Obi-Wan use a blaster in the Kenobi series and actually downing a bunch of troopers 🤭🤭

[spockvarietyhour]

Gotta shoot under the table.

[eorzeashan]

based off an interaction I just had

Estinien: (slowly rotating a leg of meat over an open fire)

Aymeric, the WoL, and Alphinaud, in winter coats: hey Estinien! what are you making?

Estinien: lamb shank.

Alphinaud: that sounds lovely. how is that going?

Estinien: (stops cooking the meat, looks at the raw bloody half-frozen stump on a stick)

Estinien:

Estinien: poorly.

WoL and Alphinaud: (trying not to laugh)

Aymeric: ...Estinien, come to brunch with us.

[peridotbelle]

A fair, thoughtful, well-argued and well-edited look at the fundamental flaws of the sequel trilogy (without being ranty or unnecessarily antagonistic).

[yourlocalmultifandom]

“What are your hobbies?”

Ma’am, I’m a cultured centipede. I survive off this hellsite and 2003 mtv clips.

[flammabel]

Cal doesn't mess around. 👀🔫

[ineffableobikin]

Obi-Wan Kenobi is theeee character of all time, smoothest mf’r in the galaxy istg

"A great leap forward often requires first taking two steps back."

[trmpt]

Maga yahoos

[desertfangs]

Imagine Daniel and Marius watching some tv show together that prompts Daniel to explain kinky handcuffs and Marius just silently nods and lets him talk. And then like a week later Daniel discovers Marius has furry pink red handcuffs in his nightstand.

[essenceofarda]

OF BLESSED THYME & THISTLE | Chapter 1 | Page 5

Masterlist of Pages

Faramir’s cousin, Lothiriel, comes to Minas Tirith to become a companion of his new bride, Eowyn, something that he hopes will ease Eowyn’s rough transition into Gondorian Society. Eowyn, for her part, decides her new companion would in turn make the perfect bride for her brother, Eomer King of Rohan. Matchmaking shenanigans ensue 😏

When the aunties pull no punches 😳😖 Poor Eowyn lol

I'm actually kinda super proud of how this page turned out LOL

[lchi123]

actually it’s just is already sorted. by time. that’s the only sort we need. all other algorithms are actually primitive uncivilized randomizers.

The only sorting algorithm tumblr uses is bogosort

[piosplayhouse]

Danmei authors thinking they're going to win the worst unnecessary central/south asian racism competition but then My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic walks in

[allianettemie5]

At the end of the day, there are a few things that are more important than winning:

1. This is not a canon event. The 1000% win rate is real

2. Now you have an excuse to push people

3. Mr, your hotness is a far greater asset than some game skills

4. You have balls to ride a taxi in a maid outfit

5. This right here makes you RELATABLE; it's one of the reasons you have so many people cheer you on even if things are not going great; this, your vulnerability, your emotions, your character, this all is why we love you soooo much

6. This whole time there were people in the crowd that were there for YOU. For YOU alone. Your friends, that maybe will joke around for a bit, but will have your back no matter what. This is succeeds any fails that you may encounter in your way and it's a feat that many will envy and that will push you forward

(7. Also, there is a person across the world from you, that sits in front of their pc in the middle of the night, that should've probably gone to bed a while ago, sits there and feels so fucking proud of you. You talk about single core, about losing hope, about bringing everything down, but you were always lighting at least a single person's life up - it's so much more that most people can imagine accomplishing)