#so uncivilized

[bubblesthecow]

Watching Star Wars in chronological order is so funny.

Obi-Wan Kenobi really took one look at R2D2 in the middle of the desert and said “No, Luke, I’ve never seen this fucking droid in my life. Looks like a real bitch though. Not that I’d know. This is my first time meeting the asshole.”

No one in that whole franchise was Gatekeep-Gasslight-Girlbossing quite like “Ben” Kenobi, regular human-man.

[go-see-a-starwar]

Please enjoy this incredible factoid in the Revenge of the Sith Visual Dictionary that Obi-wan is leaving his cloaks all around the galaxy.

[flammabel]

[bo-katan]

Honestly, everyone should just ditch the glow sticks and stick with blasters. They might actually be able to kill something with them.

Me, watching Obi-Wan use a blaster in the Kenobi series and actually downing a bunch of troopers 🤭🤭

[bugbugboy]

A fucking kettle

[desertfangs]

Imagine Daniel and Marius watching some tv show together that prompts Daniel to explain kinky handcuffs and Marius just silently nods and lets him talk. And then like a week later Daniel discovers Marius has furry pink red handcuffs in his nightstand.

[hasarjunadoneanythingwrong]

yeah man I'm sure that's it and not the Spaniards burning and destroying as many codices and other religious artifacts as they could get their hands on

[ineffableobikin]

Obi-Wan Kenobi is theeee character of all time, smoothest mf’r in the galaxy istg

"A great leap forward often requires first taking two steps back."

[essenceofarda]

OF BLESSED THYME & THISTLE | Chapter 1 | Page 5

Masterlist of Pages

Faramir’s cousin, Lothiriel, comes to Minas Tirith to become a companion of his new bride, Eowyn, something that he hopes will ease Eowyn’s rough transition into Gondorian Society. Eowyn, for her part, decides her new companion would in turn make the perfect bride for her brother, Eomer King of Rohan. Matchmaking shenanigans ensue 😏

When the aunties pull no punches 😳😖 Poor Eowyn lol

I'm actually kinda super proud of how this page turned out LOL

[flammabel]

Cal doesn't mess around. 👀🔫

[brightsunsmeanshello]

@dukeoftheblackstar the fact that he never started carrying/using a blaster just because it would have driven Obi Wan crazy is a war crime in itself of itself as well 😂

If Jedi had TikTok

So I was imagining a TikTok trend that would basically just be the Jedi/Padawans looking all presentable and perfectly Jedi perfect ™ saying “We’re Jedi, we’re peacekeepers” and then immediately cutting to whatever chaos they are currently engaged in, for example:

• “We’re Jedi, we’re peacekeepers” Qui Gon says, immediately before being shown adopting another ‘pathetic life form’ that may will cause them trouble later

• “We’re Jedi, we’re peacekeepers” Obi Wan says, before decapitating a battle droid behind him without even looking at it

• “We’re Jedi, we’re peacekeepers” Anakin says, as he replaces all of Windu’s regular caff with decaf

• “We’re Jedi, we’re peacekeepers” Ashoka says, as she helps Fives and Hardcase balance a bucket of glitter above Rex’s doorway

• “We’re Jedi, we’re peacekeepers” Plo says, as he forces encourages C3-PO to tell Wolffe his latest tales of woe™ and R2 drama

• “Jedi, we are; keepers of the peace, our responsibility is.” Yoda says, before telling several younglings that if they keep copying the Temple Guards they’ll freeze and get stuck that way

• “We’re Jedi, we’re peacekeepers” Quinlan says, then just… you know, exists how he does

• “We’re Jedi, we’re peacekeepers” Obi Wan says, before arguing politely engaging with every political figure in the room just for the heck of it

• “We’re Jedi, we’re peacekeepers” Leia says, before teasing the man breaking her out of a literal cell in the middle of space about his height

• “We’re Jedi, we’re peacekeepers” Luke says, before replacing Han’s hair gel with glue

• “We’re Jedi, we’re peacekeepers” Kanan says, calmly to the camera, before proceeding to promptly turn around and scream “SHUT THE KRIFF UP I SWEAR TO FORCE I WILL MURDER YOU ALL IF YOU DONT GO TO SLEEP RIGHT NOW”

• “We’re Jedi, we’re peacekeepers” Ezra says, as he sprints away from Zeb who is quite suddenly and mysteriously COVERED in hair dye (thanks, Sabine!)

[wayfaringstrangxr]

Cont. from here @stars33ker

He approach the golden bars that kept them apart, holding to them as if holding her hands. "My heart is right here, darling. I'm only sorry that it took me so long to realize what it must be done." His tone was a confusing mix of irony and pain. "As for your ship… I will get you a new one, once you've proven your loyalty to me. Otherwise… you would have run off and told all of this to Quinlan. And I think it's best for him to figure it all out once he answers your distress signal."

[allianettemie5]

At the end of the day, there are a few things that are more important than winning:

1. This is not a canon event. The 1000% win rate is real

2. Now you have an excuse to push people

3. Mr, your hotness is a far greater asset than some game skills

4. You have balls to ride a taxi in a maid outfit

5. This right here makes you RELATABLE; it's one of the reasons you have so many people cheer you on even if things are not going great; this, your vulnerability, your emotions, your character, this all is why we love you soooo much

6. This whole time there were people in the crowd that were there for YOU. For YOU alone. Your friends, that maybe will joke around for a bit, but will have your back no matter what. This is succeeds any fails that you may encounter in your way and it's a feat that many will envy and that will push you forward

(7. Also, there is a person across the world from you, that sits in front of their pc in the middle of the night, that should've probably gone to bed a while ago, sits there and feels so fucking proud of you. You talk about single core, about losing hope, about bringing everything down, but you were always lighting at least a single person's life up - it's so much more that most people can imagine accomplishing)

[kittehbiscuits]

Tumblr won't let me reblog a post and attach a video wahhhh anyways testing out storyboard pro using the robot chicken clip I posted a bit ago. Very quick/unfinished obviously but I'll draw more later.

[fisksaturday]

episode where theres a big charity gala that holiday and beverly are invited to so providence can show off the World’s First Cured Incurable EVO and rex and six are on bodyguard duty

[vicontheinternet]

Another defending Damian in fanon post. Y’all making Damian who is a child in most of these fics and canonically poc specifically Arab and Chinese which the Chinese isn’t included most of the time someone who needs to get “domesticated” by his western family and English grandfather doesn’t sit right with me. He’s emotionally constapated like his father he grew up in a cult not with wolves he is a child and should be allowed to be written as one