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bitches will see the word garlic and hit reblog

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I have recently read captive Prince and now I’m afraid I have an idea for a vc au I might actually go to hell for. Someone stop me from writing this plz🤣

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Christmas time with devil's minion

(let's pretend the light isn't actually the sun lol)

(someone on twitter provided a based on picrew with the ability to style it however we want and I couldn't miss the chance of making it about my favorite boys)

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offering a slight softer alternative. I usually enjoy a mischievous armand who gets his way more but sometimes pure fluff is needed

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May I humbly ask for some festive Mael and Jesse, please? 🙏 (I know vamps can't eat/drink chocolate, but let Mael taste hot chocolate because I couldn't stop thinking about him asking Jesse what chocolate tasted like in QotD 😂)

THE POST-CANON JESSE DESERVED 😭😭😭he'll tell her what the scarf said at another time... 😌 she poured him a hot chocolate. they can't taste it, but they can smell it, and a warm cup of liquid is always soothing for vampires who are perpetually cold.

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Saturnalia 2024: legionnaire honours

The Vampire Armand.

Armand (French name): "Soldier" or "army's man."

@deromanuscoven

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they should invent 7 hours between 10pm and midnight

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Lol very important for Quinn to let Lestat to know up front that when his ghost twin attacks him for his victims' blood it makes him want to cum, vampire style.

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I bet Marius liked making films because the interior sets could be set up to look like daytime, like an entire daytime world. A fully-lit dollhouse world.

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Hi Fofo!

Something that's been on my mind for a long long time: Thorne and Daniel making little houses together? Please?

Thank you so much for opening the fofobox. <3

"You don't actually need the glasses, do you?" "No, but they help me focus, somehow. I can't really explain, they just do." "Interesting."

Thorne is helping him wrap all of the 26 little roman houses Daniel made for Marius, plus the miniature book-nooks of each of Marius' residences.

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asfdxfcjdgvsjhfb okay the tags on your reblog of my Vampire Sports Day post are fucking sending me and if you're taking art requests.......I'd absolutely sell my soul for some art of Lestat getting tackled into the dirt by his mom LMFAO (this is @covenofthearticulate btw <3)

imagine being a bully/jock at heart and birthing the franchise's biggest scene theatre kid 😭😭 i'd be dropping his ass in cairo too

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your style is wonderful 💞💞💞 could you please draw louis again?

Thank you very much!! Here's a quick Louis.

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read somewhere that the big diff this time around is that the united healthcare CEO shooter, whether thats mangione or not, is a disaffected young man with a gun who correctly identified the guy making him miserable, instead of taking his misery out on the more vulnerable people around him. like we get a lot of shooters in the states, this iota of clarity really is something new.

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Fabian Cháirez (Mexican, 1987) - La Venida del Senõr (The Coming of the Lord) (2018)

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being obsessed with a character is so fucking embarrassing like I'll be getting dressed in the morning like "I bet the 12th doctor would wear these socks" bitch shut the fuck up

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methinks marius and thorne are more or less the same height its just that marius has the slenderman build and thorne looks like a sculpture of a war deity

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explain your gender in 10 words or less without using boring words like “male”, “female”, “nonbinary”, “masculine”, “feminine” or “androgynous”.

go!

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let's hear it for lesvid everyone (crickets)