#hamilton hill

[e2castiel]

You like numbers? I do. They’re the only things in this city that don’t lie.

[blanddcheadcanons]

At least 50 people in Gotham joined a class action lawsuit against Gossip Gerty for defamation of character. Of those people include Jim Gordon, Mayor Hill, Warden Sharp, the last two wardens of Blackgate, Bruce Wayne, Vicki Vale, and somehow Riddler.

Riddler didn't get a settlement though. His claim was based on a passing joke she made about him, saying "if i knew next to nothing, I'd wear a question mark logo too".

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[maniacwatchestheworld]

[From Batman: The Audio Adventures, Season 1 Episode 3 "Forged Without a Smith"]

Mayor Hill is an ABSOLUTE scumbag and here he is going complete mask off! I also love Batman's suggestions for what Mayor Hill should do to at least partially reduce Catwoman's wrath for when she comes back for him lol

Video transcript under the cut

Batman: Is it women, Mayor Hill? Are you brokering female companionship for your cronies?

Mayor Hill: Am I--[laughs incredulously] am I what? No! Brokering? Come on. No, this video was purely for entertainment purposes. You know, it was like more of a, you know, like, a fashion show, like, a ladies' fashion show kind of thing, a private beauty pageant arranged for well-connected businessmen who used assumed names when placing bids on the women--look, hey. Look, don't judge me, okay? They were all adults. Everybody involved, consenting adults. Well, you know, implied consent. They were here, weren't they? 'Cause it's actually very hard to hear clearly through the masks sometimes. Well, hell, you obviously understand what I'm talking about. Look at you, you know, you rock a mask 24/7, but, look, speaking of consent, okay, the footage--

Batman: Is from the hidden camera over your desk.

Mayor Hill: Is kind of from a hidden camera, and it's--look, hey, it's probably gonna look bad, and during the video, I'm not wearing clothes, oh, roughly the whole time, and I hear Catwoman's--look, I hear she's a psycho about this and the whole appearance of female exploitation-- adjacent activities, so how do you want to do this? How do you want to handle protecting me?

Batman: ...

Mayor Hill: Are you--sorry, are you cooking up a bat plan right now, or how does it work? It's tough to see your eyes in there.

Batman: You're on your own.

Mayor Hill: What?

Narrator: The caped crusader steps onto the window ledge.

Mayor Hill: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! You're just leaving? Okay, what about when she sees what's on the drive?

Batman: She's going to come back for you. Here's my advice.

Mayor Hill: Shoot.

Batman: Tomorrow, you will announce a new city program to combat the teen runaway problem.

Mayor Hill: Absolutely.

Batman: You will make a large personal donation to the battered women's shelter.

Mayor Hill: No problem.

Batman: You will immediately dispose of these hunting trophies.

Mayor Hill: [sighs] Fine.

Batman: And you will adopt a rescue cat.

Mayor Hill: A rescue cat? Aw, sh--

Batman: On second thought, adopt two. It's still going to go very badly for you, your honor, but possibly less so.

Mayor Hill: Okay, you're gonna leave me to her, great, okay. And what about that whole "I don't endorse her activities" thing?

Batman: This isn't an endorsement. I just know cats. They don't take orders, but they do take offense. And when they take offense, they don't underreact.

Mayor Hill: Aw, come on, man! Batman!

[blans]

bring the lion out feat max verstappen

[audreyestok]

"In the worst of it, it the absence of hope and light, we sing"

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[roscoehamiltons]

damon hill back on the teamLH train 🙂‍↕️

[maddsxfall]

you guys wanna know why lewis did so well today??

because his fucking WIFE was in the paddock. BRITNEY WAS HERE BOYS AND GIRLS 😝

[lewisarchive]

Sir Lewis Hamilton with Fernando Alonso, Jack Brabham, Michael Schumacher, Emerson Fittipaldi, Mika Häkkinen, Damon Hill, Niki Lauda, Keke Rosberg, Mario Andretti, Jackie Stewart, Alain Prost, Jacques Villeneuve, John Surtees, Alan Jones, Nigel Mansell, Prince Shaikh Salman bin Isa Hamad Al Khalifa, former F1 CEO Bernie Ecclestone, Jody Scheckter and Jenson Button (2010)

[lewisinho]

old man might be ride or die atp

[sofy-tofy]

quick put on a silly funny costume if you’re the best survival horror game protagonist!

[maniacwatchestheworld]

Scarecrow Drugs PSA

[From Batman: The Audio Adventures, Season 1 Episode 2 "The Skylight in the Nursery"]

Video transcript

Announcer: The following is a dramatization, but the subject is all too real. We apologize for the coarseness of the language. Nevertheless, it is authentic, we believe, to the teenagers of Gotham City's public schools.

Clean Pete: Say, look alive there, you sorry lot of nincompoops!

Teenager 1: Why, it's our straight arrow schoolmate Clean Pete giving us the business.

Teenager 2: Yeah, hi, Pete.

Teenager 1: What's the news, Clean Pete?

Clean Pete: Why, I've just had a windfall of a small but tidy sum. What do you say we go see a scary creature feature at the Monarch Theatre?

Teenager 1: A creature feature? [scoffs]

Teenager 2: Boo!

Teenager 3: Snoresville!

Teenager 1: Go find a windowsill and dangle.

Teenager 2: You got too many points, you cube.

Teenager 1: We're going to a creature feature in real life with these swell Scarecrow drugs.

Clean Pete: Scarecrow drugs?

Teenager 1: They take you on a spook house ride through your mind, daddy-o!

Teenager 2: Want to try some?

Teenager 1: Like all addicts, we're eager to give away our drugs for free!

Clean Pete: I don't know if I should.

Announcer: Your teenagers know them by many names: October surprise, Jack Pumpkinhead, skeleton dust, trick, treat, candy corn, ghosties, and witchers. They're Scarecrow drugs, designer narcotics which give users intense adrenaline-charged episodes of panic and euphoria. And they're in Gotham's schools and on her playgrounds.

Announcer: Talk to your children about Scarecrow drugs. Tell them it's not neat-o to take a fright trip, and it's not cool to kick a daymare. Tell your teenagers if they feel pressure to take Scarecrow drugs, they should just say "GLARBIMACTAFIN." It's the with it way to say "no way."

Announcer: GLARBIMACTAFIN stands for: "Get lost, all right, buster? I made a choice to abstain from illegal narcotics."

Announcer 2: GLARBIMACTAFIN!

[upbeat piano music]

Singers: ♪ If you missed it, we'll say it again ♪ ♪ That word is GLARBIMACTAFIN ♪

Mayor Hill: Hello, Gotham City. I'm Mayor Hamilton Hill reminding you if you want to keep Scarecrow drugs off the street, that word is GLARBIMACTAFIN.

Mayor Hill: Seriously? What, did a cat walk across a typewriter? What am I reading here? How is anyone gonna remember this? Mother Mavis, how much did we pay for this campaign? How much? You know what? Hey, forget it. We're going with GLARBIMACTAFIN apparently.

Mayor Hill: Hay, Paul, great work. You too, Phil. The amazing Peabody brothers, everyone. No, I'm not being sarcastic. No, no, no, I'm not. No, GLARBIMACTAFIN-- GLARBIMAC--am I say-- GLARBIMACTA-- no, it's great, Paul. It is.

Mayor Hill: You know what it sounds like? Diarrhea medicine. [snorts] Scarecrow drugs. [drink sloshes] [gulps, sighs] Can't kids just get drunk like we did in school? You know, something wrong with good old booze, huh? Why do they have to fry their brains with the chemicals that masked psychopath keeps pumping out?

Mayor Hill: No, I'm not doing another take. Use this one, go ahead.

Announcer 2: This has been a message from the mayor's council for drug abuse.

[witchywitchy19]

Such support ❤️ the fact even RedBull posted for Lewis ❤️

Seb posting too 😭❤️

[roscoehamiltons]

[forzaferraris]

y’know scene in oth where haley gets nathan’s jersey number as a tramp stamp? imagine y/n doing that for their driver partner.

[lewisarchive]

Sir Lewis Hamilton with Fernando Alonso, Jack Brabham, Emerson Fittipaldi,Michael Schumacher, Mika Häkkinen, Damon Hill, Keke Rosberg, Mario Andretti, Jackie Stewart, Alain Prost, Jacques Villeneuve, John Surtees, Alan Jones, Nigel Mansell, Prince Shaikh Salman bin Isa Hamad Al Khalifa, former F1 CEO Bernie Ecclestone, Jody Scheckter and Jenson Button (2010)