#THINGS THAT MAKE YOU GO HMMM 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

[sharks-in-boots]

my top 2 homophobic characters

[orcelito]

Don't know whether it's a product of my upbringing or just part of who I am, but I really do tend to shrug off things that seem to send others into massive guilt spirals. Like, what's the point? Either you meant to do it or you didn't. If you meant to do it but regret it now, make what amends you can & resolve to do better, then move on. If you didn't mean to, be honest about it, apologize if need be, & try to do better. Then move on.

Beating yourself up truly serves no purpose. What are we, catholic? If there is a god, I truly don't think they'd care, anyways

[darkmagicmirror]

Can't get over the fact Sol Regem is all like "I SMELL DEATH" about Callum when he -- according to the Callum's Spellbook publication -- canonically uses the "rattle from a magical snake" for the one dark magic spell he does, so he's never actually killed a magical creature for dark magic.

It's likely assumed (by Sol Regem) that he killed the snake to harvest the rattle, but that's definitely an assumption. Hypothetically, if the snake died of natural causes and its rattle could be used for magic, is that also a problem? Does Sol Regem also smell death on people who've killed others for non-dark magic reasons? Why does it matter that he "smells death" when he doesn't mind threatening to burn down an entire town of innocent people, himself?

[wintersettled]

despite babs being integral to bop this run suffers because of how editorial demands shes written as batgirl and able bodied instead of as oracle.....

[hauntingblue]

Can't believe I spent so much time thinking kiku and kinemon were dead... they really got me there...

[ssamja-trash]

i (very) often think about that time kyuhyun had a phone call with the voice actress of a game character and she was in character and being mean and scary and kyuhyun seemed to like it a lot and got very flustered 🤔 (link)

[blujayonthewing]

when I told my friend who is also in aubree's campaign that I got that larp hammer she very responded with a very enthusiastic 'REN FAAAAAIIIIIIRRRREEEEE' but the PROBLEM with doing aubree as a ren faire outfit specifically is that big hammers are not actually allowed and going barefoot is also very much not allowed and aubree's core wardrobe itself is extremely Just Some Guy

[teafaeyay]

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Sorry for the bad photo quality, Tumblr doesn't like posts this long.

[whereisthedamndaddymanual]

A big hug....

(gonna wanna kiss gonna wanna kiss)

It is internationally known what 6 months of buildup does. What does 25% of that at a few decades of expanding interest

I haven't really tasted you since 1985. That needs to end.

[lokideservesahug]

Bound to falling in love

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Mick Schumacher x reader Soulmate AU

Warnings: None that I can see?

Notes: Unsurprisingly this won the vote. But I hope you like it :)

Summary: Mick Schumacher has been extremelyprivate with how soulmark his whole life. But what happens when the interest does ehat its best at, snooping. Well Mick Schumacher might just finally meet the celebrity that he doesn't at all have a tiny crush on...

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Yourusername

Yourusername: WE ARE SO BACK BABY!!🖤🖤 Mercedes CCH 2024 Incoming (I'm delusional)

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User1: I knew Y/N was an F1 girlie but I didn't know she was a Mercedes girl🤔

↳Yourusername: Have been for ever🖤

User2: Y/N is like me fr eith that caption

↳User3: Fr though😭 Like wdym 2nd place in sprint doesn't mean Lewis will get his 8th!?

↳Yourusername: Maybe he performed so well just to improve his ex-husband

↳User4: LMAO Poor Nico

Lewishamilton: Glad to see your support lies in the right place💪

↳Yourusername: OH my gosh. Sir Lewis Hamilton. It is an honour to speak to you

↳Lewishamilton: Maybe you should come to the Mercedes garage some time. I think certain people would love your company👀

↳User5: I think he just killed Y/N

↳User6: Wa she talking about himself or someone else. George perhaps? I'M so nosy!!!

↳User7: Well Mick is in the likes so that's where my money is...

↳User8: Sure grandma, the mkst soul ate obsessed obsessed In existence is caught up over Y/N...

↳User7: I mean it is Y/N Y/L/N

↳User8: True...

User9: Mick being in the likes👀

↳User10: Meh even if he does have a thing for Y/N, he'll still stick to his soulmate like he has done for decades.

↳User11: Hear me out, Y/N is his soulmate...

↳User10: Girl actualy shut up

↳User11: Just look at that twitter thread

↳User10: Hmmm interesting. It looks like it could be possible but the chances are 0.001% of it being her. Just because one user recognised it doesn't mean it's her

User12: Is anyone else really confused by all this talk of the twitter thread and that "one reply"

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↳User13: basically people are trying to find out who Mick's soulmate is and currently people think it's Y/N

↳User12: OH... how random

↳User13: Yeah but tell me they wouldn't make the perfect couple...

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↳User14: Y/N liking this comment + its replies twice is wild and shows she's as curious as us...

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Your phone | Mick's | Your phone

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Yourusername

Yourusername: This guy wouldn't leave me alone in Italy. He says he's in the family business of driving cars or smt

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User1: NO WAY.... DOES THIS MEAN WHAT I THINK IT DOES

↳User2: Girl probably? Hopefully? Idk?

User3: We don't need confirmation now...but also we so do!!!

User4: Awww they really are perfect for each other!🥺🥰

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Lewishamilton: Glad you two finally found the time to go on a proper date rather than letting Mick ogle you all day!

↳Mickschumacher: Thanks for that man...

↳Yourusername: Aww Micky, you stare at me all the time?

↳Mickschumacher: How can I not Schatz, you're the most gorgeous person in the whole world❤❤❤

↳Estabanocon: How sweet 🤢

↳Mickschumacher: Aww just let me be in love this once.

User5: Ugh he's so bf coded

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↳User6: I SEE YOU LURKING Y/N

User7: did you guys see Mick say love? Ooh is this a new word added to the equation or....

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New story from Mickschumacher

(My darling, my soulmate. Finally all mine to love)

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Thank you for reading! I hope you enjoyed it.

As always, likes, reblogs and especially feedback is always welcome!

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[jesevans]

Recently my nearly 46 year old niece with dyed blond hair (to cover gray) said to me, “I’m so glad you’re going the natural route with your hair.” 🤣

You still look great, even if you do have a few grays. 😍

Noticing more grey hairs, i need a dark man to convince me I'm still sexy.

[colourstreakgryffin]

Hi I’m the anon who submitted the ‘Hi! I hope you’re having a good day, I was wondering if you could do a platonic fanfic with parental Husk and Angel dust with a teen reader who tries to sneak out to prove their ‘adult’ enough to go out on their own. Maybe they get caught w a secret S/O 🤔’ ask and to answer your question I think a Huskerdust parental duo would be killer, thanks!

Hmmm… okaaay! That can work! This is my first Angel Dust writing as well! Let’s just pretend HuskerDust isn’t built on sexual harassment and that these two get married after a healthy relationship— just a little AU for a, could be, cute couple… if it’s handled better! Also, sorry… this is kinda short

Husk and Angel Dust- Growing Up

Before anything starts. Let’s establish how these two gay dads treat their adoptive teenage child!

Husk is a doting and caring but also strict and wise father. He gives off the most brutal but truthful advice and reality facts. He is a loving parent and won’t tolerate his child being mistreated or bullied so you can always turn to him when upset or in need for help, he is emotionally intelligent and protective after all

Angel, on the other hand, is the most affectionate and mindful father you’ll ever meet and have. He isn’t the one to deal out the punishments, he’s the fun one. Playing with his child, giving them unconditional love, support and encouragement but he is also quite protective. He will come running at the drop of a hat

Whilst both Husk and Angel encourage their kid to be independent and not rely so much on them, they aren’t a fan of letting you out on your own. You are still fifteen and therefore, completely vulnerable to this nightmarish hellfire realm called H E double hockey sticks

However, you’re determined to prove to both of your dads that you’re capable of defending yourself and be an adult so you’ve been recently sneaking out of your home and going around Pentagram City. On your own, no protective powerful Overlord father or protective infamous actor father

You’ve been doing it for weeks now. Going behind your dads’ back to prove to yourself, then to anybody, your complete and utter independence… but of course, all good things must end

And both of your dads had caught you escaping the house through the window and your beloved partner, a demon you fell in love with and begun dating in secret, just waiting in the backyard of your home whilst you climb out

Husk is very annoyed and ordering you to explain yourself, not at all happy with what you’ve done whilst Angel is dragging you off the windowsill and is resisting the urge to cry since his heart is broken

Your dads fend off your lover, not wanting to deal with them at this moment whilst they are trying to scold their child for doing this… and yes. This causes a big old fight with your parents. You just wanted to prove that you can handle yourself whilst your dads aren’t happy that you did something so reckless and harmful to yourself

Husk takes a bit longer to own up to his accident. Making you cry and angrily go to bed. You’re nearly a legal adult and they are shackling you… Angel can sense how you feel and immediately apologies for his lashout and tries to encourage his husband to do the same thing

When they do. They talk to you, accepting and encouraging, to try make a compromise inbetween you wanting to go outside at night to have fun with your lover, and talking to them and informing them about your location so you three will be happy

Husk lays down the must text them rule with this accommodation himself and his husband have made for you, their precious baby, that you must follow this at all causes whilst Angel is actually excited about you going to have fun on your own but begs you to inform either himself or his husband if anything bad happens to you

They just love you… please. Give them a break, they’ll try their best to let you do whatever you want on your own… as long as they know you’re okay

“Heartthrob. Do you have your present for your partner? Yes? That’s good. When you get to the party, text me or your father so we know you’re okay. That’s all we ask now. Here, let me finish rolling you up before you go”

“Fluffball! Fluffball! Fluffball! Aww! You look so precious! You’ll blow the competition off the dancefloor and you’ll make that partner of yours’ jaw drop! Make sure to shoot me or your dad a text when you’re there, ‘kay?“

[shiro-s2e2-erukinzu]

Anime only watchers and people who aren't caught up with the Manga, BEWARE... Cuz I'm about to discuss Spy X Family Mission 107... You have been warned...! 👌

[SPOILERS AHEAD FROM THIS POINT ON]

OH MY GOODNESS! 😱 THE ENDING OF THIS CHAPTER, DUDE!!! 😵

For what seemed like just a fun little chapter, learned quite a bit of things and possibly a hint to a major reveal...!! 😲 So let's talk about it, shall we...? 😁

In today's chapter, we are back with the Forgers this time around, but this time... WE AT THE ANNUAL SHEEP FESTIVAL!!! 🐑😆

But in actuality, Twilight only brought the family here because the Lady Patriots Society were the ones to put this festival together, which means... Plan C, a.k.a. The Mommy Friendship Scheme is what Twilight is hoping to progress...!! 👌😌 But of course, that only makes Anya think about THIS:

ANYA, YOU ABSOLUTE NUTTY GIRL!!! 🤣🤣🤣

Never change Anya, never change...!! 👌😌

After Anya's tomfoolery, we see that Damian, Ewen and Emile are with Jeeves and the other butlers are also at the festival...!! 😄:

But they aren't the only ones to show up at this festival of sheeps... 😁 In fact, we get to see the Blackbells (now including Becky's mom 😆), the Watkins (Bill's dad is officially in the manga now 😎) and the Gloomans (though, we've already seen George's dad 😅); and of course, Twilight goes "Straight To Work" as Anya's puts it...!! 👌😌

Not to mention, we also learn the names of Becky's, Bill's and George's dads' names!! 😆 (Byron Blackbell, Wesley Watkins, and Dennis Glooman to be exact...!! 😁)

After that, some people start recognizing Anya, Damian and Becky (and most likely Bill as well) for their brave and heroic actions all the way back in the Hijacking arc...!! 😄

While Twilight on the other hand is loosing his mind over how much information he could possibly get these people as well...!! 🕵 (Oh Twilight... Always thinking of his spy work... 👌😌)

Soon after that, Damian challenges Anya to a game of ring toss and says that if she loses, he wants her to leave the festival. And so, the game was on...!! ��

I really love this image of the Eden kids just having fun, it truly warms my heart...! 🤗 (even if Damian got hit in the face thanks to Anya...! 😌)

While the kids are still competing with each other, Jeeves starts talking about his hopes for the children...:

Then, we see Twilight look towards Anya and say this in his head...:

This definitely makes me think that Twilight is feeling more and more guilty for using Anya for his mission... 😔

After that, Damian wins the ring toss and tells Anya that she has leave now...! Buuut, she starts crying and Damian changes his mind about making her leave, which makes Anya (and Twilight) happy...!! 😄 Then, Becky suggests that her and Anya should go to this hall of clairvoyants, where Becky mentions that the clairvoyants could probably tell how compatible someone is with their lover, which makes Damian not want to go in there at all...!! 😆 So Becky, Anya, Yor and Mathra head in to get there fortune read, while everyone goes elsewhere (including Twilight who is going drinking with the boys 😎👍).

Once inside, there's a huge line for someone named Magical 🌟 Crowley, which if I remember correctly, Crowley is the same last name as that triangle shaped haired kid that got the highest score on classical language while Anya got the second highest score... Hmmm, interesting... 🤔 Anyway, instead of going to Crowley's booth (which was charging up the wazoo), Anya suggests that they should just go see LunaLuna 🌙 Selena, but Becky doesn't like that she doesn't charge and isn't accurate, so she and Martha go to the middle tier while Anya and Yor go see Selena...! When Anya and Yor get there, no one is there at first, but then Selena wobbles out and almost falls over when Yor catches her, and...:

IT'S MOTHER F---ING MELINDA DESMOND!!! 😵😵😵😵😵😵😵😵

WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?! CAN SHE ACTUALLY SHE INTO THE FUTURE?!?! SO MANY DAMN QUESTIONS...!!! 😵😵😵

And that was the end of the chapter... Endo, WHAT DOES THIS ALL MEAN?!?! 😩 Before it was revealed that the fortune teller was Melinda, I already had a sneaking suspicion that LunaLuna 🌙 Selena was gonna be Melinda, but now I wonder if she's actually got psychic abilities to see into the future or not...! 😲 The Magical 🌟 Crowley has also got my attention, is this person related to Arnold Crowley (I believe that's his name) or is it Arnold Crowley himself...? 🤔

Either way, the next chapter is gonna be a very interesting one, folks!! 👌😎 So until the next Mission; take care, be safe out there and be kind to one another...!! LATER!! 👋😄

[i-heart-hxh]

Hey! This is purely me and my morbid curiosity asking, but you mentioned you buy in to the pregnancy stone oops baby Gon origin story more than an actual mother. Can you elaborate, even if it falls with what others may have already brought up? I'd love to get your take! (also, I sent a review of your chapter 4 hxhbb fic, but I think it might've been eaten!)

Hi!

So, I do buy into it, somewhat! I think, for the time being, it's the best theory we have on Gon's parentage. There are a few interesting details related to it.

First off, Togashi included this woman with Ging in some of his early HxH concept drawings, from November 1997:

People have speculated that the woman next to Ging might be Gon's mother, however there isn't actually conclusive evidence of this--it's just a theory. It could also be an early design concept for Mito, Menchi, or one of the other female characters from the series, as the drawing isn't labeled with a name or description like some of the others. Or, she could be a scrapped concept even if she was intended at the time to be Gon's mother, as clearly this isn't finalized in any way.

You can read about this drawing a bit more here!

However, of course within the series itself we have no info on who Gon's mother might be, and Togashi did bother to include the Pregnancy Stone card:

Now, an interesting connection with this is that Togashi is known to have read the BL manga Patalliro!, as he based Hiei's hair off one of the characters, Scunky:

(From a doujinshi Togashi released, Yoshirin de Pon!)

There is also an unconfirmed but very reasonable theory that Killua may have been based in part of the character Maraich from Patalliro!, as the basis of both characters is similar and we know for a fact from the above image Togashi has read Patalliro!.

Now, how does this connect to the Pregnancy Stone theory? Well, Patalliro! also has mpreg as part of its storyline (with biologically male Maraich getting pregnant twice through unexplained means, with one of these pregnancies leading to a son), and considering Togashi may have used other elements from Patalliro! as inspiration... You can see where I'm going with this. I do think it's interesting he put the Pregnancy Stone card in the series to begin with, and there's also the Panda Maid card ("excellent at taking care of human children"), and Ging has used a panda plush as a substitute for himself in the Election arc. Coincidence? Hmmm...

Image taken from this post, explaining more about the Pregnancy Stone theory.

My personal feelings now that I've laid all this info out are basically... I've talked a lot about how intentional Togashi's storytelling is and how much attention he pays to things, so I think he planted this knowing people would consider it a possibility, at the very least. We don't have any other theories about Gon's mom that have this much to go off of. It's possible he will reveal more info eventually and either make this more likely or explain Gon's origin in some other, totally different way, but for now I think this is compelling--there are enough pieces that it is a legitimate possibility.

I'm not someone who is interested in mpreg (or any kind of preg, for that matter, LOL), so I don't spend a lot of time thinking about this whole situation or the mechanics behind it, but I do think it would be pretty hilarious if this does canonically end up being Gon's origin story after all. Just such a wild way for Gon to come into existence. It'll be interesting to see if we ever get answers with regards to who/where Gon came from, whether it's by Pregnancy Stone or not.

It's a fun topic because it seems so goofy and farfetched initially, but the more you look at it, the more it's like, "Actually..." 🤔

(And thanks again for the review, my apologies that it took me a while to reply!)

[lolahauri]

˗ˏ✎*ೃ˚ :Sugar Daddy! Kent;:

A/N: Reader is very feminine and has hair that can be pulled. Probably the longest HC fic I've done, it was supposed to be super short but i just have so many SD! Kent thots. 😭

-> F/M, HC's, AU - Divorced Millionaire Kent, Fluff & Smut, Legal Age Gap (21+/45+), Jealous Rough Sex, PiV Sex, Self Indulgent TBH <- (MDNI)

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Ohh I just know SD! Kent would loveee a pretty lil high maintenance girl.

He makes sure you always have your hair, makeup, and nails done, giving you a special black card that you can use for any beauty expenses you want.

Including jewelry, makeup, skincare products, spa appointments, shopping sprees, etc... etc...

He just loves providing for you, esp because he gets benefits from it too. 🤭

Likeee you want a whole new wardrobe? Okay sweetheart but you gotta get a bunch of new lingerie too! And don't forget to model all of it for him when it arrives.

Going shopping for new club fits? Of course he'll pay, so long as he can join you in the changing room and fuck you in each new mini dress.

He loves showering you in "little" gifts too. Partially cause he loves seeing your face light up at the sight of a new present, and partially as a way to make up for not being able to see you as often as you'd like.

He's still a working father of two children, after all.

Sooo yeah, your wishlists STAY empty cause he buys them all right away. 😭

Always buys you super shiny and expensive jewelry.

Def the type of guy to get you a 24k diamond necklace of his name or initial (or daddy).

Has a small tattoo of your name on one of his pecs. 🤤

I know he'd be sooo jealous and possessive too.

Like he always tells you he can't get too serious with you cause he's too busy, has kids, a career man, blah blah blah.

But yet he always seems to get tense and annoyed if you mention another mans name... hmmm... 🤔

The possessive sex would go crazy tho.

Like imagine dancing with a cute guy your age at the club while Kent is sitting and watching from the VIP section, clutching his glass of whiskey so hard it's a genuine miracle it didn't shatter.

You turn around and look Kent in the eyes as you grind your ass on the cute guys crotch, grabbing his hands and moving them up to cup your tits.

Eventually Kent gets sick & tired of your little antics and gets up to pull you off of the stranger. He def glares daggers at him as he pulls you away to a private bathroom.

Immediately locks the door, bends you over the sink, lifts up your dress, and just fucking destroys you.

He pulls on your hair, slaps your ass, and makes you look him in the eyes as he fucks you.

Pulls down the front of your dress and watches your tits bounce in the mirror with every thrust.

He gets rough with them too, he squeezes and kneads them for his pleasure alone, pinching your nipples hard enough to make you gasp out loud.🤤

But the way your cunt clenches around him lets him know that you love it too.

By the time he's done your legs are jelly and your ass cheeks are hot & stinging from the slaps.

So yeah, don't tease him unless you're looking to get fucked so hard you can't stand normally for a few days. 🤭

Back to gifts now... 👀

Besides showering you in "smaller" gifts, he's also no stranger to extravagant ones.

Has definitely picked you up for dates in a new car (your dream car), and when you asked about it, he told you it's yours.

Fully paid off & it's in your name and everything.

After your date, he fucked you in the back seat of the car. 🤭

Gives you an allowance of $8,000 (USD) a month.

Surprised you with your dream pet(s) and all the supplies you need for them cause you mentioned in passing that you always dreamed of having that pet.

Constantly takes you on international vacations, even let's you bring your friends along!

Only flies first class of course.

You also always join the mile high club on each flight with him hehe.

He loves taking you on beach vacays so he can see you in a soaking wet bikini. 👀

One thing he loves more than that though is mini skirts! The shorter, the better.

Bonus if you're wearing a thong under it.

He fucking loooves lifting up your tiny skirts and slipping that thong to side, pounding you from behind and watching your ass jiggle under the thin fabric.

Also likes a good face-fuck.

He's huge and rough too, so you know by the end of the bj, you're makeup is gonna be totally ruined and your throat will be so sore.

Definitely makes you swallow afterwards. 🤭

Back to him being a show-off with his gift giving once again!

He would absolutely rent you the best penthouse in Zuzu City.

The kind that has a beautiful skyline view, two floors, and a private elevator to your front door.

Also equipped with a walk-in closet, rooftop garden, theater room, and a gorgeous balcony.

Think something kinda like this.

Has a personal chef, housekeeper, and gardener hired for you.

Plus he leaves you money every week to give them a tip.

When you were just moving in, he also hired an interior designer to style each room to your desired aesthetic(s). <3

Once you were finally settling in your new home, he made it a point to fuck you on every surface of the house.

From the balcony, to the shower, to the kitchen counters, to the staircase. 😋

Hehe that's all i have for now. :P

Overall, SD!Kent 🔛🔝!!

A/N: I honestly really love how this one turned out omg.

[girlactionfigure]

random_thoughts_2024

Things that SHOULD make you go hmmm🤔 If the ISRAELI PRISONS are full of INNOCENT PALESTINIAN WOMEN AND CHILDREN, why is Israel being asked to release CONVICTED MURDERERS in the hostage/prisoner exchange deal? @random_ thoughts_2024