#THE POTENTIAL IS CRAZY

[soupdwelling]

not to be dramatic but i’d kill a man for an angela funeral roast

[eluminium]

is anyone gonna talk about how the infested potion effect is some body horror shit? Like, what do you MEAN silverfish just APPEAR out of LIVING* THINGS when they get damaged?? Are they crawling around in their skin and then just burst out like some kinda alien shit???? That is HORRIFYING. WHAT THE HELL MOJANG. Imagine having SILVERFISH CRAWL OUT OF YOUR WOUNDS. SILVERFISH. Imagine having to FEEL THEM under your SKIN as they HISS and WIGGLE. And even if you don't get hurt, they're still THERE until the effect disappears. EUGH.

*They do also spawn from non-living things like skeletons or blazeses BUT IT DOES NOT MAKE IT LESS CREEPY.

None of the other new potion/effects are that horrifying. Like, oozing just creates slimes upon death...Okay actually that's kinda fucked up too now that I think about it. You kill something and out of its still warm corpse, two SLIMES come out. Or are the slimes MADE out of the bodies???? Of dead blood and flesh and bones and skin??? Just jumping around like the Amalgamates in Undertale except way more gory???? EUGH, AWFUL THOUGHT.

At least weaving is kind of okay on the horror factor. It just spawns cobwebs when...something...dies...Actually, fuck that one too. Maybe I just have an active imagination but I do not like the thought of something dying and then STRING exploding out of the body. What did the string get itself into??? The veins???? Under the skin???? Do they stay there as long as the effect lasts???? NASTY. EW. DON'T LIKE.

Somebody better check up on Mojang cuz these effects seem like someone's untreated phobia-induced nightmares.

[junebugcraft]

finished gems perspective of secret life and the urge... the need.. to draw scott and/or pearl angst with her is so real

[marsneedstherapy]

canonically, Juliette's parents are alive... which feels wrong, but it gives me the ability to write insane post-canon fanfics sooo

[fangemorose]

why is nobody shipping monte cristo with villefort? genuinely asking bc there's so much potential with these two from a book perspective?? (i've yet to watch any of the movies, although i do intend to watch them all at some point but i digress)

[yourtamaki]

thinkin thots about law,,, and collars,,,,,

[shadow1515]

i have fallen down yet another rabbit hole... but this rabbit hole has no sustenance so methinks i must make my own

[fosliie]

The end result of my own reckless impulsivity

[yujateaandpi]

Yup, that's Ford's niece.

[mean-vampyre]

daniel, 20 horny high, listened to louis rant about his ex husband and said. well I could fix you. make me a vampire, I can fix you. And when louis' husband walked in to begin jealous torture o'clock he said. let me suck your dick, I can make it up to you, just let me suck your dick. NEVER say he didn't try

[wild0moon]

i bring you: my casual clothes tankman design (and steve too) i am so normal about found family tankdad

happy pride month lol

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 254

So. Danny might have accidentally become a bit of a cryptid. He didn’t mean to, but he’d become a bit nocturnal- like many an Amity Parker- and it wasn’t his fault that he couldn’t be bothered to make sound when he was tired. Or pretend to breathe or, okay, he could see why he kept freaking people out at the grocery store he kept going to. 

But it wasn’t his fault! He has to get food too! And really is it anyone else’s business? Seriously he thought that people wouldn’t be so surprised with how much magic is everywhere. Like you’d think they’d never seen someone who wasn’t fully human before or something. 

Oh great, there’s a journalist at the grocery store now- he’s going to ignore that and finish his shopping and then continue his online work. Ooh, and eat icecream. He deserves it for potentially putting up with this. 

Oh, it’s a little baby reporter, first couple of article thing. Adorable. 

[formulanni]

Why does lando never spray oscar on the podium when oscar is ahead of him 🧍‍♀️

[babyblueetbaemonster]

Mer vs Shroom

Never mess with master wizard of house Telvanni and their Mushroom Tower, ever.

fit my friend, @the-sunlit-earth's adorable Breton OC Brenna <3

[lucradiss]

“Oh the age gap was too big I aged one of them up/down so they’re the same age”

YOU HAVE SHOWN YOUR WEAKNESS! YOU ROLL ON YOUR SPINELESS BACK AND EXPOSE YOUR COWARD BELLY IN THE FACE OF ADVERSITY! I DONT HAVE A SHIP WITH AN AGE GAP OF LESS THAN A DECADE! GIVE THESE MIDDLE AGED MEN A TWINK AND SOME VIAGRA AND THEYRE READY TO GO!

[chronurgy]

Gortash designs and builds mechanisms so I imagine he has to be able to sketch fairly decently in order to sketch his projects and designs. And I'm imagining a pile of charcoal sketches of Durge, done over their entire acquaintance, starting out with sketches of them in battle and then slowly becoming more detailed and intimate and as they do, the titles changing from things like "The Bhaalspawn" and "Bhaal's Chosen at Their Bloody Work" to "The Chosen in Contemplation" and finally just Durge's name