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"Helly wouldn't lie about who her outie is, she has to be Helena" idk man I actually find it completely plausible that someone who just found out they're indirectly responsible for their friends being tortured and that they also maybe have their friend's supposedly dead wife trapped in a basement wouldn't immediately volunteer that information. I would actually be surprised if they did admit that like 5 minutes after finding out.
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Lumon tried painting the rebellion as an evil thing and punished misbehavior with torture and that didn't work and now they're trying to paint the rebellion as a heroic thing that solved all the problems and give the "heroes" new, fun rewards
they tried to discourage community by keeping the departments separate and keeping individual departments very small and that didn't work and now they're trying to put on a face of encouraging friendship, community, and love while driving wedges between relationships, promising Dylan he can have what he wants but only if he doesn't tell the others because he's the only one that really deserves it
Capitalism will try anything to discourage discontent and rebellion except treating people fairly and humanly!!!
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it is so embarrassing to be losing my mind over a tv show and all of the stills look like this
and it WILL be the most thrilling piece of television you have ever watched
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if I was mark scout and I discovered that the place I split my brain to work at so I wouldn't kill myself ended up being the kill yourself factory I would have been soooo pissed off
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"old man yaoi" has become one of my new favourite phrases which is unfortunate because it is inappropriate in roughly 99% of real world scenarios
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its 2022 again and im going to talk about what an amazing character helly r/helena eagan is cos people give way too much credit to the men of severance when helly is arguably the co lead:
it's so fascinating how helly r and helena are two sides of the same coin separated only by circumstance and yet they're two women on either side of a moral and philosophical war. she's the same determined, stubborn woman who wants to fight against those who wish her harm. her outie though has incredible privilege as an eagan and therefore those traits are channeled into an almost dogmatic upholding of the status quo as it's directly benefits her. we don't know much about helena but by willing to go under severance for her family she must be pretty dedicated to her social class. when the same soul is on the other side of the capitalist system she rages against it. same traits, same soul, same morals? is it righteousness or is it entitlement? it's so interesting as a philosophical hypothetical because who are we to know what we would do if we were the ones with power? would my determination to fight oppression and injustice be so strong if i wasn't the opressed majority? as a white western person do i subconsciously uphold the inequality of a system i benefit from? forgive me for the harm I have caused this world. none may atone for my actions but me and only in me shall their stain live on. I am thankful to have been caught, my fall cut short by those with wizened hands. All I can be is sorry, and that is all I am... it's all so juicy like helly i am fascinated by you. the same woman who would commit suicide in protest would also split her conscious and subject another part of herself to hell??? all for what she believes in the correct moral code??? delicious
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i love this show so goddamn much you have no idea
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when the gay situationship so bad you spend your first conscious moments in five months screaming and crying and trying to throw yourself down the nearest flight of stairs
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i get it bc adam scott is v attractive but the fact that mark severance managed to bag not just one but THREE!!!! beautiful women is so fcking funny... his sad pathetic eyes and white man dancing has charmed them all and its incredible
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One very funny thing about Severance to me is how like, they reveal Ms. Cobel lives next to Mark and I thought "oh wow the company really keeps a tight eye on their employees." Then time goes on and it becomes increasingly obvious that no actually this woman is just a huge freak about Mark specifically. She's baking him weird cookies. She's breaking into his house. She's making him spend time with his dead wife he doesn't remember. She's skipping work to pretend to be his sisters lactation consultant. She's going to parties with him and hugging him when he says he'll quit Lumon. I'm obsessed with how much she's obsessed with him I need to know what her fucking deal is.
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a quick Severance poster in honor of the first episode of S2 coming out. welcome back television
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Watched Severance for the first time this weekend and I am AFFECTED by it holy cow. What a perfect show my ass drew this in 4 hours I loved it so much okay byeeeee
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blorbovember day 6: memory
ouuugh i need this show back immediately i miss her
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