batfadcrafts
severe treebark brainrot
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batfadcrafts · 10 hours ago
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Christmas reflection
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batfadcrafts · 10 hours ago
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batfadcrafts · 10 hours ago
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i need them to keep putting doc in the courtroom just so that this can keep happening, its so funny to me
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batfadcrafts · 10 hours ago
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best day of my baka life
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batfadcrafts · 20 hours ago
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my fav XB v. Mumbo case bits
"Objection!" "On what basis?" "On the objection basis!" "Sustained."
"I will object, this outfit reminds me of Angus Young and I like that." "QUIET, FORMER CONVICT OF THE COURT!"
"This maaaaaannnnn... has no dexterity. I don't even know how he made it to this court."
"I'm thinking of pulling a curveball. We're installing....... a jury."
"As co-owner of-" [LOUD YAWN] "Don't listen to him. Don't listen to him. You're doing great 😊🥰😍"
"I'm so confused, I don't understand the law."
"OBJECTION!!! He was mean :("
"Yeah, back in your jail cell. I mean your chair >:)"
"......Am I able to represent myself?"
"Maybe he's more dexteritous than we thought."
"Here in AMERICA.... Mr Beans......"
"ITS CALLED MINECRAFT WE'RE ALL MINERS YOU FOOL"
"Scar, if I was to single out Cub, do you think that would go well for me?" "........I CALL CUB TO THE STAND!!!"
[All court proceedings stop for Bdubs to do a magic trick]
"I have a bit of tinnitus, so if we could get a doctor working on that...."
"Can't prosecute success 😏"
"He literally owns a mine, so maybe mention that, Scar?" "....He has a character that mimes things??" "NO-"
"That's not how sound works!" "OBJECTION!" "I'm objecting on physics!"
"Please step forward onto the punishment carpet." [PIT OPENS]
"As I was saying... uhm... uhgggghh, what was I saying before they all died and stuff..."
"Obviously I'm super successful regardless of the noise and everyone else being poor is just a skill issue. Right, cooooollllll, I think that was it."
"Do you have your law license?" "I do not, your honor." "Okay, then what are you talking for????"
"If this case is lost from our side..... all hope is lost.... because it's lost anyways."
"Here's my verdict... and my punishment, btw......" "Ohh well. Punishment probably implies what the verdict may well be."
[LOUD GIDDY GIGGLES] "Are you celebrating???? Don't celebrate!" "Oh, no sir, I was just crying."
"Mumbo, I sentence you to be the server's butler for two weeks. In hopes that you will learn manners."
"Docm77, you will be sentenced to TWENY FOUR HOURS AGAIN!!!! IN THE SKYBLOCK"
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batfadcrafts · 1 day ago
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batfadcrafts · 1 day ago
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They’re so cutie
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batfadcrafts · 2 days ago
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tiny volition to motivate you into not doing something stupid.
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batfadcrafts · 2 days ago
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something about the way etho types in chat is so endearing
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batfadcrafts · 2 days ago
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Angels
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Nutcracker
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Fireplace
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The Holly King and the Oak King
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batfadcrafts · 3 days ago
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batfadcrafts · 3 days ago
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gif dump from mumbo’s court case
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