#THAT'S RIGHT BABY
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i love all my mutuals a lot !!!! except for @elizakai FUCK @elizakai PUBLIC EXECUTION for @elizakai
#I'VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT: ELIZAKAI'S A BITCH ASS MOTHERFUCKER#THEY PISSED ON MY FUCKING WIFE#THAT'S RIGHT#THEY TOOK THEIR ELIZAKAI FUCKING QUILLY DICK OUT#AND THEY PISSED ON MY FUCKING WIFE#AND THEY SAID THEIR DICK WAS “THIS BIG”#AND I SAID “THAT'S DIGUSTING”#SO I'M MAKING A CALLOUT POST ON MY TUMBLR.COM: ELIZAKAI THE ARTIST#YOU GOT A SMALL DICK#IT'S THE SIZE OF THIS WALNUT EXCEPT WAY SMALLER#AND GUESS WHAT? HERE'S WHAT MY DONG LOOKS LIKE#THAT'S RIGHT BABY#ALL POINTS NO QUILLS NO PILLOWS#LOOK AT THAT IT LOOKS LIKE TWO BALLS AND A BONG#THEY FUCKED MY WIFE SO GUESS WHAT#I'M GOING TO FUCK THE EARTH#THAT'S RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET! MY SUPER LASER PISS#EXCEPT I'M NOT GOING TO PISS ON THE EARTH#I'M GOING TO GO HIGHER I'M PISSING ON THE MOON#HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT
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Mirage but idk how to draw cars (or robots)
#mirage#transformers rotb#good pen#best pen tbh#uhhh#1996 porche 911#carrera RS 3.8#that's right baby
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Ugh got hit with a wave of sadness so I'm gonna go drown my sorrows in a burger
#that's right baby#I'm making burgers#and because a friend mentioned having one this way recently#im throwing a fried egg on that BITCH#but i dont have bacon#so. not a whole farm#but close enough#(i cant buy bacon very often because almost the everything about it is a different level of sensory hell for me)#(so. yeah)
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1. Here is an image of Five Pebbles
2. What do you think we askers are? Additionally, do you know what a human is, considering that Ancients are probably not of that race.
Thank you for the picture though! I hope Five pebbles is having a lovely day
#ask aos#ask absolvent of sins#absolvent of sins#aos#that's right baby#VA time ehjfbwfbljrhbrjge#please help me find background music i am bad at this fwjkrfbrfbjrfjhr
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#I'M HERE TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT#MARIO MARIO IS A BITCH-ASS MOTHERFUCKER#HE PISSED ON MY FUCKING PRINCESS#THAT'S RIGHT#HE TOOK HIS PLUMBER FUCKIN' MOUSTACHEY DICK OUT#AND HE PISSED ON MY fucking WIFE#AND HE SAID HIS DICK WAS#this big#AND I SAID THAT'S DISGUSTING#SO I'M MAKING A CALLOUT POST ON MY TWITTER DOT COM#MARIO MARIO#YOU GOT A SMALL DICK#IT'S THE SIZE OF THIS MUSHROOM EXCEPT WAY SMALLER#AND GUESS WHAT#HERE'S WHAT MY DONG LOOKS LIKE#*pppffpbbppbbbttt*#THAT'S RIGHT BABY#TALL SPIKES#NO MAMAS#NO MIAS#LOOK AT THAT IT LOOKS LIKE TWO BALLS AND A BONG#HE FUCKED MY PRINCESS#SO GUESS WHAT I'M GONNA FUCK THE EARTH#THIS IS WHAT YOU GET#MY SUPER FIREBALL PISS#except i'm not gonna piss on the earth#i'm gonna go higher#i'm PISSING ON THE MOOOOOOOOOOOONN#*piano chord* *piano chord* *piano chord* .... ... well i guess it's just something people do !
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Need a the Waynes Lived AU where Martha’s a vampire. She snuck in a Wayne Gala for a potential late night snack, but Thomas thought she was a socialite.
“So, what do you do?”
“I drain people of their life sources.”
“Oh, you’re a CEO too?”
She can’t drink Thomas’ blood because he smokes too much, the baggy eyes indicate long nights spent on his feet during surgery, which means it’ll taste bitter, and she saw him drown 10 whiskey shots in one go.
It’s a taste thing, nothing against him.
He is, how ever, very handsome, and she decided she’ll be his house cat for the time being. Fast forward two years later and they have a vampire cherub of a baby named Bruce.
Babies usually don’t come out with fangs and tiny bat wings, so, yeah. His wife’s a vampire. Cool.
“How come I’ve never seen your wife outside during the daytime, Tom??”
“How come I’ve never seen you mind your own fucking business?”
#thomas to me is a really angry guy with can puff three packs of cigs a day and aggressively yells his affection and martha saw that#and thought ‘hot’#during their two years of marriage Alfred keeps trying to prove she’s a vampire Candace Flynn style and she never works#‘would you like me to draw the courtains MADAM’#‘no :) you know I have that skin condition right :)’ ‘aha :)) yes of course :))))))’#thomas wayne#martha wayne#bruce wayne#the waynes#dc comics#dc#text#batman#baby bruce wayne#text post
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#condemn israel#ceasefire#free palestine#palestine#gaza#israel massacre#occupied palestine#free gaza#justice for palestine#gaza strip#israel#stop killing children#children of palestine#children of gaza#ethnic cleansing#end the occupation#fuck israel#don't stop talking about palestine#israel is the killer!#stop killing civilians#babies killer#israel has no right to exist#israel is evil#crimes against humanity#israel crimes#middle east#arabworld#arab countries#we deserve better#humans rights
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yes, doctors suck, but also "the medical ethics and patient interaction training doctors receive reinforces ableism" and "the hyper competitive medical school application process roots out the poor, the disabled, and those who would diversify the field" and "anti-establishment sentiment gets applications rejected and promotions requests denied, weeding out the doctors on our side" and "the gruesome nature of the job and the complete lack of mental health support for medical practitioners breeds apathy towards patients" and "insurance companies often define treatment solely on a cost-analysis basis" and "doctors take on such overwhelming student loan debt they have no choice but to pursue high paying jobs at the expense of their morals" are all also true
none of this absolves doctors of the truly horrendous things they say and do to patients, but it's important to acknowledge that rather than every doctor being coincidentally a bad person, there is something specific about this field and career path that gives rise to such high prevalence of ableist attitudes
and I WILL elaborate happily
#theres so much that contributes to this#and its such a traditional field that any change takes ten years to take effect even when its not as controversial as disability rights#ive no lost love for doctors as a whole#but the deeper causes here need to be examined to understand how this problem manifested and what can be done to fix it#disability#chronic illness#ableism#premed#medicine#salt baby talks
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Nanami who pushes all his weight on you when he fucks. Strands of hair stuck to his forehead, beads of sweat forming on his face, and his warm skin slapping against yours creating immense pleasure between the two of you. Kissing you sloppily because he doesn’t care, all he needs right now is to feel the love of his life. Bare bodies pressed together, as his cock works diligently into you. Enthralled by your beauty and the faces of pleasure you make, he continues staring at you, madly in love. The peak of lust arriving soon, he buries his head into the crook of your neck, placing soft kisses into the sensitive area. He finishes inside making sure not to waste a single drop as he has one goal: to see you round with his child.
Just a thought....
#jujutsu kaisen#jjk x reader#nanami x y/n#nanami x you#jujutsu kaisen x reader#jjk smut#nanami smut#nanami kento#nanami x reader#nanami drabbles#baby fever is so strong rn 😫#i wanna be pregnant#right now!!#jjk drabbles
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You guys will never guess what time it is
#that's right baby#BEDTIME#night. love ya!#gonna go dream about pegging this guy till he's a sobbing drooling babbling mess in bed#✌️ peace
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im the king of the world and can achieve anything i set my mind to (blobbily approximating the boston metropolitan area in fabric)
#still have to SEW IT#quilt tag#its for a baby. the baby won't care if i do all the stupid little islands right
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sometimes I feel like discord is lacking emojis and so I make them myself. these ones in particular are my favorites
frog, toad, and soup!
Feel free to use them if you'd like!
#discord emoji#my art#digital art#cute emoji#custom emoji#I love these little guys#theyre just so cute GJSLKAJSGKL#I use them all the time#precious babies#and an easter egg....#the frog and toad look like theyre kissing if you put them next to eachother...#right now they are enjoying a soup#but they are in love...
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Save Lestat, mid eternal life crisis moment clutching his driftwood body pillow
#ppl saying lestat baby trapping louis like LOUIS IS BABY TRAPPING LESTAT HE IS ON THE FLOOR#then lestat having vampire babies left right an centre after the trauma#the fkinh DRIFT WOOD body pillow#lestat de lioncourt#loustat#louis de pointe du lac#lestat x louis#louis x lestat#amc iwtv#iwtv#iwtv amc#iwtv crack#iwtv meme#amc interview with the vampire#interview with the vampire#interview with the vampire amc#lestatcore
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wade's undiagnosed ADHD (giggling everytime Logan stabs him) is only ever matched by Logan's undiagnosed autism (stabbing Wade with his claws when he's overstimulated)
#its physical stimuli with these two#Wade could be in the depths of despair. the absolute throes of tragedy. and always he'll feel better when logan distracts him.#logan will only ever ground himself subconsciously and/or consciously by stabbing wade up to his knuckles#deadpool and wolverine#deadpool#wolverine#deadpool 3#logan howlett#wade wilson#poolverine#deadclaws#deadpool 2024#poolverine is neurodivergent#QUEER and neurodivergent#normal things in the ketchup and mustard household include but are not limited to:#wade offering the other side of his body after logan stabbed one side#logan clawing at wade's arm when he's noticed wade beginning to spiral#wade reeling for a second as he is grounded back to reality. then he laughs. and shoots logan in the ear.#i need every other superhero witnessing this to be so confused and so horrified#they're traumatized and horrendous in their own right but they're basic baby shit compared to deadclaws#I NEED IT
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Imma drop kick Ford for treating Lil Stanley like that. Keep it away??? Excuse me sir let me just smack you! How dare you treat that little boy like that. As if Stan doesn’t have enough self esteem issues as it is! You better hug him NOW 😭
Meanwhile Adult!Stanley is like “I will protect him with every last breath I have!” And hugging him so tight 🥹😫
I just needed you to know that Ford does come around… eventually.
#IM RIGHT THERE W YOU!!#Fiddleford absolutely will NOT have that behaviour#so after a while Ford begrudgingly starts treating him like#you know#a human#and then he gets real attached to his (literal) baby brother#STANLEY WITH BABY FORD ON THE OTHER HAND#RAHHH!!!!!#my art#ask#twins in time au#stan pines#stanford pines#stanley pines#ford pines#gravity falls
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Been feeling nostalgic lately
Personally, I feel like Timmy as an adult would still remember his fairies cause of loopholes being his thing and stuff, but having him lose his memories is interesting too.
#my art#fairly oddparents#fanart#timmy turner#cosmo and wanda#poof fairywinkle cosma#fop peri#a new wish#peri fairywinkle cosma#hazel wells#fairly oddparents a new wish#nickelodeon#nicktoons#channel chasers#fop#fop anw#fop a new wish#fop timmy#cursed baby poof that is not in a shape of a beach ball#gave myself psychic damage by drawing timmy holding his baby brother then drawing the third pic right after
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