#THAT'S RIGHT BABY

[gladumfdoodles]

16?

number 16 is 2econd 2ight 2eer by Will Wood!

does this snippet actually have anything to do with the song? not really. but it's about the ~vibes~

this one also got away from me, i got way too excited, so i'll post a short bit here and you can read the rest over on ao3 here. it's a supernatural au because i started watching the show over break and i'm maybe a little bit obsessed <3

word count (of snippet): 269

BANG!

The hold around Grian's throat suddenly released and he dropped to the floor, barely managing to keep his head from slamming against it. He sucked in a sharp breath, then wheezed as it stung his throat. He laid there for a long moment, fighting to get his breathing under control as his adrenaline still coursed through his veins.

"That's right, stay back!" A voice called through the air above him, just to his left. "I've got plenty more rock salt where that came from!"

Grian blinked, fighting for his vision to return to no avail. His head was spinning from the oxygen deprivation and he was still struggling to breathe. His throat felt like there were still fingers wrapped around it, crushing his windpipe, but he still managed to suck in weak sips of air.

BANG!

He winced as the gunshot set his ears ringing (unless they had already been ringing? He wasn't sure), then again as a pair of hands grabbed his shoulders and pulled him upright. He managed to blink the spots out of his vision for long enough to see someone crouched in front of him, the darkness making it even more difficult to make out any details about them. Still, Grian could see scars across their nose and jaw, and another across their throat. their hair was pulled back in a ponytail that was coming loose and they were examining him with a serious expression.

"You alive in there?" They asked, and he managed a weak nod. "Good. I'm all out of salt, I was bluffing, but I'm gonna get you out of here."

[aleppothemushroom]

HE PISSED ON MY FUCKING WIFE!

[westaysilly]

i love all my mutuals a lot !!!! except for @elizakai FUCK @elizakai PUBLIC EXECUTION for @elizakai

[too-alien-to-take-you-home]

Mirage but idk how to draw cars (or robots)

[therewillbenoromance]

Rate my blog themee

10/10. it gets the message [that you're going to piss on the moon] across very clearly

[transgender-catboy]

Ugh got hit with a wave of sadness so I'm gonna go drown my sorrows in a burger

[ask-absolvent-of-sins]

1. Here is an image of Five Pebbles

2. What do you think we askers are? Additionally, do you know what a human is, considering that Ancients are probably not of that race.

Thank you for the picture though! I hope Five pebbles is having a lovely day

[cy6net]

:3

[catlaila]

everyone crying over caitlyn dictator this caitlyn fascist arc that … everyone failed to recognize the power of a butch lesbian against generational cycles of violence. caitlyn most girlfailure dictator ever. saw her ex for 3 seconds and immediately folded. girl me too tf

[hamletthedane]

The movie Wicked is proof that any source material can be vastly improved by simply making the intense female friendship much gayer + the mutual male love interest both wildly bisexual and lowkey down to just be their third

[tomi4i]

[bruciemilf]

Need a the Waynes Lived AU where Martha’s a vampire. She snuck in a Wayne Gala for a potential late night snack, but Thomas thought she was a socialite.

“So, what do you do?”

“I drain people of their life sources.”

“Oh, you’re a CEO too?”

She can’t drink Thomas’ blood because he smokes too much, the baggy eyes indicate long nights spent on his feet during surgery, which means it’ll taste bitter, and she saw him drown 10 whiskey shots in one go.

It’s a taste thing, nothing against him.

He is, how ever, very handsome, and she decided she’ll be his house cat for the time being. Fast forward two years later and they have a vampire cherub of a baby named Bruce.

Babies usually don’t come out with fangs and tiny bat wings, so, yeah. His wife’s a vampire. Cool.

“How come I’ve never seen your wife outside during the daytime, Tom??”

“How come I’ve never seen you mind your own fucking business?”

[transgender-catboy]

You guys will never guess what time it is

[chloesimaginationthings]

Cassidy only likes ONE Afton in FNAF..

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

you're humming. Santa's cheating on Mrs Claus And you're humming. Santa's committing blatant adultery with an ingénue sugar baby w/ the voice of an angel Eartha Kitt. and you're SINGING ALONG