#Source: Bob's Burgers

[x-x-nyctophilia-writes-x-x]

Simon: *suddenly remembering traumatic memories that he'd been repressing* Oh my god... Y/n, I just realized something.

Y/n: What?

Simon: I had a bad childhood.

Y/n: Oh. Yeah, I know.

Simon: You know?

Y/n: I mean, look at you.

Simon: What do you mean, "look at me"?

Y/n: Just look at how you stand. People who had good childhoods don't stand like that.

[pointycorgiears]

*Crocodile and Nico Robin, sitting in a Raindinners board meeting, listening to a boring presentation...*

Robin: Uuugh, this is the longest two hours of my life...

Crocodile: Just wait until childbirth, sister.

Robin: What?

Crocodile: What?

[incorrectbatfam]

Damian: My cat was right about you!

[ktkat99]

Bruce, going over his finances in the kitchen- That's it for the college funds

Tim- Wait, which one of us is going to college?

Tim and Steph, together- NOT IT

[its-a-show-stoppin-number]

*Eddie’s phone rings*

Eddie: Oh, hold on. Hello?

Christopher: Are you and Buck gonna come up and say good night or are we just going to do it over the phone, like animals?

Eddie: Good night, Christopher

Christopher: Good night, Dad. Now put Buck on, please. He deserves to be good night-ed

Eddie: Christopher wants to say good night.

Buck: Oh! Good night, Chris

Christopher: Good night, Buck. *whispering* Can you bring up some fries?

Eddie: Is he asking you to bring him fries?

Buck: No... *whispering* He's onto us, I gotta go.

Eddie: Go to bed, Christopher

Christopher: I'm in bed, I'm just hungry!

[incorrectquotesfromthelighthouse]

[Rook going with the "trick Solas" plan] Rook: We saved our best idea for last. Neve: If it's our best idea, why did we leave it for last? Rook: Because we didn't know it was our best idea until our other ideas turned out to be terrible.

[incorrect-cookierunxreader]

Black Sapphire: *about Pure Vanilla and (Y/N)* They make a cute couple, huh?

Shadow Milk: They certainly are standing next to each other.

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Thor: We saved our best idea for last.

Bruce: If it's our best idea, why did we leave it for last?

Thor: Because we didn't know it was our best idea until our other ideas turned out to be terrible.

[imbadatwrighting]

Curtis!reader: Yeah, I think people will be pretty happy with my winning phrase: “You just got banged.” Then I point to my bangs.

Darry: Mm, Hun, don’t say “banged.”

Curtis!reader: What’s wrong with “banged?” I banged you. I banged Soda. I banged Pony. I banged the whole gang!

Darry: Oh my god.

[vivianthepigeon]

Poppy: “I made this friendship bracelet for you!”

Branch: “ah, you know, I’m not really a jewelry person.”

Poppy: “You don’t have to wear it-“

Branch: “No I’m gonna wear it forever. Back off.”

[lucky-bishova-42]

*Natasha walking into the bathroom*

Natasha: Can I get in here I need to—OH MY GOD!?

*Kate is dressed in a Black Widow suit with her hair dyed red, Yelena is wiping her red stained hands on a towel*

Kate, pointing at Natasha, excitedly: It’s like looking in a mirror!!

Natasha: No it isn’t Kate.

Kate: Who’s Kate?

Yelena, chuckling: I already can’t tell who’s who!

Natasha: Take that stuff off.

Kate: Wands! Get in here and settle this!

Natasha: Don’t call your mother ‘Wands.’

Wanda: What? Oh haha hey! Travel size Nat! Aw!

Natasha: Wanda, you’re encouraging this!

*Clint comes in*

Clint: I need the bathroom—woah this is confusing.

Natasha: NO IT’S NOT!

[alien-slushie]

Danny: I just realized something; I had a bad childhood

Sam: Yeah I know.

Danny: What do you mean you know?

Sam: Look at you.

Danny: What do you mean look at me?

Sam: Look at the way you stand. People who had good childhoods don't stand like that.

[incorrectbatfam]

Bruce: You were supposed to do something about the raccoon under the deck.

Damian: I did! I named him Lord Moseby. He likes Coco Puffs.

[bangs-coffee-fandoms-unite]

Squid Game Incorrect Quotes 〇△□

[Gi-hun storms into the room, clearly agitated.]

Gi-hun: Kids. Bed. Now. I want to talk to your father.

In-ho: No! Kids, stay! Please, stay!

Gi-hun: Go!

In-ho: Stay!

Gi-hun: Go!

In-ho: Stay!

Gi-hun: You go!

In-ho: Dae-ho, stay!

Gi-hun: Now!

In-ho: Jun-hee, don’t move!

Gi-hun: You go!

In-ho: Jung-bae, stay!

Gi-hun: Get out of here!

In-ho: Don’t leave me!

Gi-hun: You get out of here!

[vaggieluvr]

vaggie: you were supposed to do something about the raccoon under the desk

charlie: i did! i named him lord moseby. he likes coco puffs

[incorrectquotesfromthelighthouse]

Rook: [convinces Lucanis to show Illario mercy] Illario: You saved me, Rook! I owe you my life. Rook: No thanks. I’ve seen it, and I’m not impressed.