#Satan rants

[heyyallitssatan]

I love how she takes her coffee with unsweetened almond milk and nothing else

I love that her favourite perfume is into the night from bath and body works

I love that she loves going there during Christmas to look at all the themed mini hand sanitisers

I love that her hoodie is slightly too big on her so she rolls her sleeves up over her hands

I love that she knows more about my sun sign than I do

I love that despite having more clothes than me she always steals my socks cause the thinks they’re comfier than hers (they’re exactly the same)

I love that she has a list of mine and her allergies taped to the cabinet so we don’t forget and make something we can’t eat

I love that she loves cooking and hates baking

I love that I constantly find her bonnets laying in places I can’t possibly imagine finding a bonnet

I love that she grabs my hand to show me something and then forgets to let go

I love that she asks me to put her eyeliner on so it’s even on both eyes (it never is)

I love that she complains about how her hair won’t behave but it always looks good

I love that she grows lavender in the yard

I love that the lavender has been dead for months because she has a black thumb

I love her weird smoothies

I love every time she has horror stories from work

I love the way her faces scrunches up when she eats something too sweet

I love the way she eats lemons

I love the way she makes me do stupid dance trends when I have no sense of rhythm at all

I love the way she snorts when she laughs

I love that’s she’s a huge germaphobe and refuses to touch me when I’m even a little sick

I love the way she debates everything

I love the way she furrows her brows and gets this little forehead wrinkle when someone says something stupid

I love that she always asks me to tie her tie even though she knows more knots than I do

I love that she has the worst music taste and we argue about it constantly cause Taylor swift is not that good but she insists

I love that she has pajama sets and she never ever mixes them

I love that she wears her socks inside out cause she doesn’t like the texture on her toes

I love the way she smiles

I love the way she always talks about getting a piercing but she never does because she’s afraid of needles

I love that even tho she’s afraid she still got a flash tattoo with me on Friday the thirteenth

I love that she paints my nails ever Saturday even though we both know they’ll rub off at work before Wednesday

I love that she styles my hair

I love that she always manages to find a cool stick when we go bike riding and she always gives it to my dog

I love that she loves roses but not the red ones

I love that she’s on here and might see this but she doesn’t know it’s me

[satan-666s-stuff]

It is so unfair that I can't use a cane daily. I decided to use one of my grandma's old canes to get to the bathroom and back to the couch and made a detour to the kitchen to get some water all and all used it for less than five minutes and my ankle and knee already hurt less whereas before standing caused me to wince and walking from the couch to the bookcase where the canes are kept hurt alot. I can't use a cane normally because I know my mom will make comments like "you're only 21 your knees and ankles can't be that bad because you don't complain often." I originally hurt my ankle when I was like 10 or 12, and my dad didn't take my complaints seriously because he didn't see it happen even though he was asleep during my practice and our neighbor corroborated(watching his grandson's soccer game and saw me fall) my story along with my soccer coach he refused to take a look at my ankle at all and I've worn ankle braces when walking more than an hour since I was 16 when I reinjured it walking down stairs at school and it just gave out. I hid my limp between the first injury and the second one because my mom would constantly comment that I wasn't even a teen and limping and walking slow and when I was 16 it felt like a relief being able to walk with a limp because how I walked wasn't something I had to focuse on anymore but now that I'm 21 and should probably use a cane I can't because I know my mom would comment on it and compair it to my grandma who used it for the minimum time required after her hip and knee surgeries or my grandpa and great uncle who only used them at the end of their lives. She will also compare me to herself and how she injured her knees and won't listen to facts on how knees and ankles serve different purposes(had the conversation before). But my mom isn't home tonight because she is at a friend's home helping him with medical things, so I'm able to experiment with using a cane and if it will help me.

[pls2daysatan]

“Here’s a pic of my living room for inspo” posts photo of an all beige interior. Beige couch with beige pillows (one has a dark beige stripe), beige whispy curtains, white coffee table, beige accents, little beige wheat in a little beige vase, beige walls, beige….beeeiiiiigggggee.

Inspiration for what? It’s all beige, it’s the antithesis of inspiration.

[livelaughlovesubs]

Idk why I made this

[gnc-valentine]

Y’all know how the mc gets Lucifer’s ring to like control the genuinely devastating magic power they have? Yk the kind that was literally destroying areas of all 3 realms? Imagine the mc before that point being like “I’m gonna explode you with my mind if you keep pissing me off” or whatever variation and the characters just laughing it off, but then afterwards the characters just look at them like 😟 bc they actually can do it now if they wanted to. Bonus points if the mc plays into it a lil bit and like jokingly starts sliding the ring off before quickly returning it to where it was

[j0celynh0rr0r]

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[zk4rlett-h34rt]

Some thoughts on Levi WHB

Notes: my brain farted and just thought of these randomly. Also it’s my first time making a post like this🎉.

Warnings: a little suggestive but no smut.

- [ ] Have you ever been told as a kid that “they’re just mean to you bc they like you”. Yeah that’s him a nutshell classic tsundere moment 🤦🏽‍♀️

- [ ] Acts like he doesn’t like you and will insult you bc in reality a part of him dies if you’re not paying attention to him

- [ ] “ why are they asking another demon for help and not me?” “They aren’t paying attention to me how can I get them to focus on me ? Ahhh yes *insert insult here* “

- [ ] Cannot stand the fact if you’re upset about something that has nothing to do with him. All of those emotions should be caused by him

- [ ] He likes it rough but doesn’t like to initiate. Must be the reason for all that pent up animosity. The same way Lucifer will do anything for some tears Levi will say/do whatever so that you’ll slap him. He can’t help that it gets him hard 🤷🏽‍♀️. You would think he’s the embodiment of wrath but no it’s probably trauma related.

- [ ] Focusing back on MC he cares for them I wanna say the exact amount as the others do. The way he shows that is by nagging you incessantly.

- [ ] “Look both ways before you cross the street idiot” but then holds your hand as you both cross the street

- [ ] Will grab your jaw and tell you to stop grinding your teeth which is a habit you picked up from Satan making him seethe all over

- [ ] Is very weak to soft touches. I think Levi is so touchstarved and traumatized hes comfortable with touches. But if you just caress his face or run your fingers through his hair he’ll short circuit

- [ ] Wants to hate it bc new and uncomfortable but on the other hand it’s soft and he feels warm and then he hates it bc youre ruining the untouchable perfect image he worked so hard for 😭

- [ ] Eventually he’ll melt with your subtle touches but only in his office/bedroom away from others bc only he can receive this from you and only you can see him like this

[sygzie]

i am once again thinking about "how long are you gonna stay with me?/forever" because i'm just thinking about the doctor looking at the view on this beautiful planet but he's just thinking like.. i don't think i could do this without the girl next to me. i have so much joy in me right now and it's only because of her and i don't have it in me to lose this. so he puts it in her hands--it's really not up to her, everything is against them, he knows this, but--in this moment he puts fate in her hands. says, i will be here as long as you'll have me, so how long will you have me? and it's nonsensical really, but he wants to hear "forever," because if it's coming out of her mouth then a little part of him can believe it

[superkooku]

Seeing @sarafangirlart 's post about Kaos made me notice a new trend :

It's slightly better than dumb drunk but still removes the best elements about him: the frenzy, the madness, the terror, the liberation. Also, Dionysus participated in three mythological wars (Gigantomachy), two that he led himself (against Perseus and against India).

Dionysus, as the liberator and against inhibiting structures and figures of authority, immediately enters in conflict with every mortal king he meets (Pentheus, Lycurgus, Proteus, Labdacus, Perseus...) and always DISRUPTS the peace when he comes to their city.

He's not like "Hello my friends, can you worship me please 🥺 ?" His punishments are wild, seriously, some Eldritch horror stuff.

Also his great grandfather is literally ARES, I'm not even joking.

He's literally one of the worst candidates 😂.

Also, in Hades II, it's used as an excuse to remove him from the plot, which made me super upset (maybe the worst decision in the game. Right besides wrecking OdyPen).

For the peaceful god/goddess, choose Hestia, Eirene, Hypnos, Hebe, Asclepius idk, some chill deities that don't like to be involved in fights or exclusively helped people or stayed in the corner doing their own thing. Not the god who has crazy beast women as priestesses.

[bruciemilf]

Bi-Han wifed up the baddest bitch in Outworld (she can't fight her way out of a lunch bag and she's God's favourite idiot)

[thrashkink-coven]

How do you know that Lucifer isn’t deceiving you?! How do you know he isn’t evil!?!?! How do you know he doesn’t want to eat your soul!!!?!?!

Pretty much the same way that I do with humans. If a person doesn’t harm me, manipulate me, or make me feel like shit then I’m not going to assume they’re going to just because.

If a person is a fucking asshole then I avoid them. There have been entities that I have rejected, and entities have rejected me. Such is life.

If Lucifer violated my boundaries I would leave him. That’s it.

I’m not anxious about this possibility because I know how to handle this possibility. But it doesn’t happen, it will never happen, because Lucifer cherishes his devotees. Lucifer is a loving God and a tremendous teacher. He has dark elements of course and he can be very very terrible and terrifying, but hey… so can I. Lucifer has never been abusive towards me in any way, so I don’t fear his abuse.

People get so weird whenever I say these things. “WHAT IF HE ASKED YOU TO SACRIFICE A BABY?!??! WHAT THEN HUH?!??! HUH?!!!?!”

I… wouldn’t do it? See the thing is I don’t reply on my God for my morality. I cannot console with myself with people who can convince themselves to do heinous things in the name of their God. In fact I can’t stand it.

I’m still like… a person with my own free will, values and morals. I know Lucifer wouldn’t even ask me to do that, but in a hypothetical where he did, it would still be my responsibility as a practitioner to remain firm on my boundaries.

And spirits *will* vet you, even if only to test your convictions.

Murder is off the table, sorry. If you don’t vibe with that then we can’t vibe together… that applies to both entities and humans…

I think that any relationship with a deity that makes you feel like you can’t leave if you want to is scary.

I’m with Lucifer because he’s fucking awesome. Imagine that, a God that you worship because you want to…. and not because you’re not afraid of the consequences of not doing so. Huh. How interesting.

[yorumoonie]

There is no way it's been 4 years. I have been playing Obey Me for 4 years now. Incredible. Maybe it will sound strong, but I remember that this game helped me in the most difficult moments and I am grateful for that. Thank you.

[livelaughlovesubs]

Whb characters: earth disguise edition 2!!!

Idea by @sulumuns-dootah

It’s been a while~ but I’m done! And it’s so easy to guess who got the princess treatment when I coloured it haha

Belial: romantic goth

Astaroth: dark wear (idk)

Zagan: gym bro

Juno: sexual harassment

With horns:

I’ll do Amy later he didn’t find into the canvas hahaha

Btw the princess treatment in question:

[devildomresidentt]

Random Obey Me! Rant 2

I love the idea that all of the little D’s were born the same way Satan was

Like whenever one of the brothers gets REALLY heated/mad they just pop out a little D like how Elsa popped out the Snowgies in Frozen Fever

All of their little D’s used to run around the HOL and cause trouble until Diavolo saw one of them and decided he wanted to keep them all and raise them as his own

Now every couple of months they drop off all the new Little D’s they’ve created over the time being, but Beel is always the most heartbroken whenever he has to give away his Little D’s tho 💔💔💔

[me-and-me-fr]

They’re having discourse on Tiktok about attachment issues. Attachment. Issues. You know, the thing usually caused by some trauma or underlying mental issues. Cool, great. They love to victimize people with anxious attachment styles, while villainizing people who have avoidant attachment styles.

Both can be terrible to someone in a relationship.

Both are capable of recognizing that and changing it.

Call me chronically online all you fucking want, but if you believe someone is undeserving of love because of a trauma response, maybe it’s you who needs to take a step outside.

[zk4rlett-h34rt]

I-

I just took a break for a quick minute

How???? How long was I gone for and it had to be so late for me too 💔💔.

What did I end up missing hhhhh I’m just so whiplashed rn I have work early tomorrow so I won’t be able to investigate until later that night wth hell did I miss since the release of chapter 6 🥲

Ur babe -Zkarlett