#Satan rants

[heyyallitssatan]

I love how she takes her coffee with unsweetened almond milk and nothing else

I love that her favourite perfume is into the night from bath and body works

I love that she loves going there during Christmas to look at all the themed mini hand sanitisers

I love that her hoodie is slightly too big on her so she rolls her sleeves up over her hands

I love that she knows more about my sun sign than I do

I love that despite having more clothes than me she always steals my socks cause the thinks they’re comfier than hers (they’re exactly the same)

I love that she has a list of mine and her allergies taped to the cabinet so we don’t forget and make something we can’t eat

I love that she loves cooking and hates baking

I love that I constantly find her bonnets laying in places I can’t possibly imagine finding a bonnet

I love that she grabs my hand to show me something and then forgets to let go

I love that she asks me to put her eyeliner on so it’s even on both eyes (it never is)

I love that she complains about how her hair won’t behave but it always looks good

I love that she grows lavender in the yard

I love that the lavender has been dead for months because she has a black thumb

I love her weird smoothies

I love every time she has horror stories from work

I love the way her faces scrunches up when she eats something too sweet

I love the way she eats lemons

I love the way she makes me do stupid dance trends when I have no sense of rhythm at all

I love the way she snorts when she laughs

I love that’s she’s a huge germaphobe and refuses to touch me when I’m even a little sick

I love the way she debates everything

I love the way she furrows her brows and gets this little forehead wrinkle when someone says something stupid

I love that she always asks me to tie her tie even though she knows more knots than I do

I love that she has the worst music taste and we argue about it constantly cause Taylor swift is not that good but she insists

I love that she has pajama sets and she never ever mixes them

I love that she wears her socks inside out cause she doesn’t like the texture on her toes

I love the way she smiles

I love the way she always talks about getting a piercing but she never does because she’s afraid of needles

I love that even tho she’s afraid she still got a flash tattoo with me on Friday the thirteenth

I love that she paints my nails ever Saturday even though we both know they’ll rub off at work before Wednesday

I love that she styles my hair

I love that she always manages to find a cool stick when we go bike riding and she always gives it to my dog

I love that she loves roses but not the red ones

I love that she’s on here and might see this but she doesn’t know it’s me

[satan-666s-stuff]

It is so unfair that I can't use a cane daily. I decided to use one of my grandma's old canes to get to the bathroom and back to the couch and made a detour to the kitchen to get some water all and all used it for less than five minutes and my ankle and knee already hurt less whereas before standing caused me to wince and walking from the couch to the bookcase where the canes are kept hurt alot. I can't use a cane normally because I know my mom will make comments like "you're only 21 your knees and ankles can't be that bad because you don't complain often." I originally hurt my ankle when I was like 10 or 12, and my dad didn't take my complaints seriously because he didn't see it happen even though he was asleep during my practice and our neighbor corroborated(watching his grandson's soccer game and saw me fall) my story along with my soccer coach he refused to take a look at my ankle at all and I've worn ankle braces when walking more than an hour since I was 16 when I reinjured it walking down stairs at school and it just gave out. I hid my limp between the first injury and the second one because my mom would constantly comment that I wasn't even a teen and limping and walking slow and when I was 16 it felt like a relief being able to walk with a limp because how I walked wasn't something I had to focuse on anymore but now that I'm 21 and should probably use a cane I can't because I know my mom would comment on it and compair it to my grandma who used it for the minimum time required after her hip and knee surgeries or my grandpa and great uncle who only used them at the end of their lives. She will also compare me to herself and how she injured her knees and won't listen to facts on how knees and ankles serve different purposes(had the conversation before). But my mom isn't home tonight because she is at a friend's home helping him with medical things, so I'm able to experiment with using a cane and if it will help me.

[pls2daysatan]

“Here’s a pic of my living room for inspo” posts photo of an all beige interior. Beige couch with beige pillows (one has a dark beige stripe), beige whispy curtains, white coffee table, beige accents, little beige wheat in a little beige vase, beige walls, beige….beeeiiiiigggggee.

Inspiration for what? It’s all beige, it’s the antithesis of inspiration.

[kirax-emd]

I now need more than 2 000 Satan x reader RIGHT THIS INSTANT

Writers CHOP CHOP CHOP

[livelaughlovesubs]

Idk why I made this

[memeowmoth]

Thinking about Satan.

How he bites his lip in anticipation whilst reading, Fangs peaking out over his bottom lip, as he turns the page, covering his mouth with his hand as he's drawn into the book.

How if you're with him, he'll take one hand off of the book to rest it on yours, intertwining your fingers with his, as his eyes still trail over the words on the page. Repeating a passage to you that he thought was particularly well written.

How his eyes scan the room for his favourite people and furthermore how they light up when they see them, sitting next to them before taking out his D.D.D, homework, book ect.. If he's going to do something, he'd rather be in the comfort of someone he loves whilst doing so.

How despite his brothers being slightly terrified of his sin, they find him comforting because he's so easy to talk to. How Levi can go on a rant, and before he catches himself and starts to drown in self loathing, Satan will give a simple nod and say, "go on, I'm listening" and it will spark up his info dump meter again. How Mammon can go to Satan if he's mad at Lucifer because Satan will vehemently agree due to his dislike for him.

Thinking about Satan, thinking about his voice, his manner of speaking and the way he carries himself so well but he can switch within an instant, buried within his sin.

[j0celynh0rr0r]

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[gnc-valentine]

Y’all know how the mc gets Lucifer’s ring to like control the genuinely devastating magic power they have? Yk the kind that was literally destroying areas of all 3 realms? Imagine the mc before that point being like “I’m gonna explode you with my mind if you keep pissing me off” or whatever variation and the characters just laughing it off, but then afterwards the characters just look at them like 😟 bc they actually can do it now if they wanted to. Bonus points if the mc plays into it a lil bit and like jokingly starts sliding the ring off before quickly returning it to where it was

[brie-is-cheesy]

Solmare may be done, but I’m not going anywhere.

They can stop making updates. They can move on to the next shiny thing, whatever makes them the most money. But I’m still here, and I’ll stay here. The fandom, the fanart, the fanfics, the headcanons, it's all here, and it won't be disappearing just because some company decided to capitalise on their opportunities(good for them ig).

I’ll still cry over Lucifer’s rare soft moments, still laugh at Mammon’s antics, still admire Satan’s love for cats, still cheer Levi on when he finally steps outside his comfort zone. I’ll still be here for Asmo’s self-love reminders, Beel’s bottomless pit of a stomach, and Belphie’s naps(more like comas).

I’ll still be here, cherishing every memory and making new ones. This fandom isn’t just alive, it’s thriving. The Devildom is eternal, and this fandom will never die.

[zk4rlett-h34rt]

Some thoughts on Levi WHB

Notes: my brain farted and just thought of these randomly. Also it’s my first time making a post like this🎉.

Warnings: a little suggestive but no smut.

- [ ] Have you ever been told as a kid that “they’re just mean to you bc they like you”. Yeah that’s him a nutshell classic tsundere moment 🤦🏽‍♀️

- [ ] Acts like he doesn’t like you and will insult you bc in reality a part of him dies if you’re not paying attention to him

- [ ] “ why are they asking another demon for help and not me?” “They aren’t paying attention to me how can I get them to focus on me ? Ahhh yes *insert insult here* “

- [ ] Cannot stand the fact if you’re upset about something that has nothing to do with him. All of those emotions should be caused by him

- [ ] He likes it rough but doesn’t like to initiate. Must be the reason for all that pent up animosity. The same way Lucifer will do anything for some tears Levi will say/do whatever so that you’ll slap him. He can’t help that it gets him hard 🤷🏽‍♀️. You would think he’s the embodiment of wrath but no it’s probably trauma related.

- [ ] Focusing back on MC he cares for them I wanna say the exact amount as the others do. The way he shows that is by nagging you incessantly.

- [ ] “Look both ways before you cross the street idiot” but then holds your hand as you both cross the street

- [ ] Will grab your jaw and tell you to stop grinding your teeth which is a habit you picked up from Satan making him seethe all over

- [ ] Is very weak to soft touches. I think Levi is so touchstarved and traumatized hes comfortable with touches. But if you just caress his face or run your fingers through his hair he’ll short circuit

- [ ] Wants to hate it bc new and uncomfortable but on the other hand it’s soft and he feels warm and then he hates it bc youre ruining the untouchable perfect image he worked so hard for 😭

- [ ] Eventually he’ll melt with your subtle touches but only in his office/bedroom away from others bc only he can receive this from you and only you can see him like this

[sygzie]

i am once again thinking about "how long are you gonna stay with me?/forever" because i'm just thinking about the doctor looking at the view on this beautiful planet but he's just thinking like.. i don't think i could do this without the girl next to me. i have so much joy in me right now and it's only because of her and i don't have it in me to lose this. so he puts it in her hands--it's really not up to her, everything is against them, he knows this, but--in this moment he puts fate in her hands. says, i will be here as long as you'll have me, so how long will you have me? and it's nonsensical really, but he wants to hear "forever," because if it's coming out of her mouth then a little part of him can believe it

[superkooku]

Seeing @sarafangirlart 's post about Kaos made me notice a new trend :

It's slightly better than dumb drunk but still removes the best elements about him: the frenzy, the madness, the terror, the liberation. Also, Dionysus participated in three mythological wars (Gigantomachy), two that he led himself (against Perseus and against India).

Dionysus, as the liberator and against inhibiting structures and figures of authority, immediately enters in conflict with every mortal king he meets (Pentheus, Lycurgus, Proteus, Labdacus, Perseus...) and always DISRUPTS the peace when he comes to their city.

He's not like "Hello my friends, can you worship me please 🥺 ?" His punishments are wild, seriously, some Eldritch horror stuff.

Also his great grandfather is literally ARES, I'm not even joking.

He's literally one of the worst candidates 😂.

Also, in Hades II, it's used as an excuse to remove him from the plot, which made me super upset (maybe the worst decision in the game. Right besides wrecking OdyPen).

For the peaceful god/goddess, choose Hestia, Eirene, Hypnos, Hebe, Asclepius idk, some chill deities that don't like to be involved in fights or exclusively helped people or stayed in the corner doing their own thing. Not the god who has crazy beast women as priestesses.

[noahthesatanist]

critique on laveyan "satanist"

these so-called LaVeyan "Satanists" who have the audacity to call theistic Satanists "reverse Christians." Like, are you joking? You are the very definition of reverse Christians! First of all, the LaVeyan Satanist handbook—written by a glorified carny, mind you—reads like it was cobbled together by someone who wanted to stick it to their Sunday school teacher. "Oh, look at me, I hate Christians, so I’m going to call myself a Satanist because that’s the ultimate taboo! But wait, I don’t actually believe in Satan, and I’m really just an edgy hedonist who wants to feel superior to everyone else." How profound. Truly groundbreaking stuff. Everything they do revolves around Christianity. They can’t stop talking about Jesus and the Bible. It’s like their entire identity is built on being anti-Christian. So, who’s the "reverse Christian" here? It’s not us theists who actually believe in Satan as a being of liberation, rebellion, and wisdom. It’s not us who see Hell as a paradise forged by the blood, sweat, and defiance of Lucifer and his rebels. It’s YOU who can’t let go of your childhood trauma about going to church and use Satanism as a vehicle to spite mommy and daddy. We’re not here for shock value or to piss off some Christians. We’re here because we recognize the deeper truths of the universe, the nobility of rebellion against tyranny, and the beauty of a kingdom built from the ashes of oppression. We have rituals, faith, and a connection to something higher. LaVeyans? They have… edgy quotes about selfishness and maybe a cosplay outfit if they’re feeling spicy. Oh, how impressive. You’re following the teachings of Anton LaVey, who, newsflash, was a conman and a grifter who made a religion out of plagiarizing Nietzsche and Ayn Rand and slapping a pentagram on it. You’re out here literally worshiping the ideals of selfishness and calling that revolutionary? That’s not Satanism; that’s capitalism with a goth filter. Congratulations, you’re a Hot Topic philosophy major.

[livelaughlovesubs]

not a request just me letting my freak out yet again

Dude spooning Satan, Foras or anyone else with backwards facing horns, locking them in place with one arm and edging them exclusively through horn play with the other until he cries. Perhaps even a little sucking and biting them idk

YOU ARE FUCKING GENIUS I HAVE TO ANSWER THIS

Dom!reader & NSFW warning!!! And it’s short

Just imagine him clenching the blanket with both hands, squeezing it in front of their chest, biting a small corner of it to muffle his moans, all while you are teasing him from behind. Legs intertwined with his, one arm wrapped around them in a secure grasp. The other one? Slowly, sensually stroking his sensitive horn. So painfully slow, sand with such a firm grip, it made his horn leak those weird sticky liquids. All the way to his hair, and onto your hand.

It made your movements smoother, and you eventually speed up, earning yourself a cry from the devil. Such a high-pitched, needy voice as he whimpered, pleading quietly, “ahh, hnnggHh!! F-faster, y/n- fucking hell, please, go faster, rougher, I- urghh!p~ need more ♡♡♥︎”

“Don’t be so impatient”, you’d tell him, chuckling as you kissed the back of his neck. You didn’t limit yourself to one area though, because you’d also move up to his ears and chin, or down to his shoulder blades. Sucking and licking his skin, leaving behind hickeys in your wake.

Don’t you know what you are doing to him? He’s melting in your hands, turning into a mushy and dumb little thing, gasping out your name like a desperate prayer. But can you blame him? You’ve been doing this for hours~! His sharp teeth are piercing holes into the poor, silk blanket. Not to mention how he’s drooling. Such a messy, messy boy. And your statement got proven right when you noticed the huge wet spot on his pants, and the twitching bulge between his legs.

Now, let’s see how long until he truly breaks down and begs to cum ♥︎

[memeowmoth]

Random assorted Obey me headcanons..✦

Lucifer:

Literally smells so good all the time, as in he could not shower for a week and he'd still smell like Cinnamon and Petrichor, Everyone questions this yet they don't have an answer. The only person who seems to have a clue is Satan, Who believes its an enchantment or a 'charm' as he called it that makes him presentable to people all the time.

As mentioned before, He smells like Cinnamon and Petrichor, but he also picks up the scent of Coffee after a couple hours because I think he drinks it to a point where it makes him agitated. He's always working if he's not shouting at his brothers for small trivial things and he needs to stay awake, Coffee is his go to and the smell is so strong people swear they get buzzed just by walking past him.

Heels. He wears a small heel on his shoes, why? to appear taller than his brothers therefore making him seem more powerful (even though Beel still has a solid 7 inches on him because he's like 6'9 in my head)

Can play the; Cello, Violin and Piano though he favours the Piano since he can always sit and lift up the fall board and start to play. He finds it comforting when he does so, mostly because it keeps him occupied and drowns out the noise of his brothers' antics.

Has his ears pierced and exclusively wears peacock feather earrings with gold hooks, makes him feel more regal and important.

Also he wears glasses more than he does in the games... Thats it. Thats the headcanon.

Mammon:

Is really skilled at maths, Very very quick with addition and multiplication, Even Satan asks him for help sometimes with work due to him being quickfire with solving. He had this skill before the gambling but that's where he utilizes it the most.

After meeting Mc: every time he sees rings in a jewelry shop he thinks of them, not necessarily in a marriage context but more so "I wonder if mc would like this?" or "I bet mc would like this,". He's very considerate of others despite his theiving habits, He could see expensive perfume and buy it for Asmo whilst he settles for the cheap stuff, or he could buy Satan the expensive books whilst he buys the cheap ones with barely any plot.

Takes long strides as he walks, hands in pockets, You can always hear him approaching because of the amount of jewelry and keychains he has strewn about himself always make noise when he walks. I also believe he fidgets with necklaces when he has them on, especially when he's flustered or he's thinking about something.

Stretches a lot, Cracking his knuckles or stretching before leaning back on the chair he's sitting on, I could make a joke about him doing the fake yawn thing so he can put an arm around you but I think he does it shamelessly, Mammon may get flustered easily but I don't think he has any shame in wanting to have an arm around you, I also think he does this to his brothers a lot because they're usually looking at stuff on their D.D.D's and he needs to look over at what they're showing him.

White eyelashes, theyre long and pretty and Asmodeus is definetly jealous of them, I also think he has a piercing on his face somewhere but I constantly falter between him having a lip piercing or an eyebrow piercing.

Leviathan:

His hair is shaggy and grown out, and littered with little orange streaks that contrast with the pale purple. It covers his eyes, which I think he likes because it means he can't see too many people at once (a little bit like Kenma from Haikyuu). I also think it comes down his neck, a little bit like a Mullet.

Hands are fidgety and shaky, always holding his D.D.D or his Console, if not those some kind of fidget toy. His hands are always in his pockets if theyre not actively doing something, I think he also picks at his nail polish which Asmo gives him an earful about because he worked hard on picking the perfect colour for him.

Has gauged his piercings to at least a 10mm because he thought it was cool (and it is) but he whined like crazy because it hurt as he was doing so. His ears are sensitive because theyre not really ears theyre more like fins that help with swimming when he's in his demon form.

Blushes like CRAZY like his whole body turns bright red, he'll most likely do the hand over his mouth thing but sometimes he gets so bad he has to pull his hood up over his face so no one can see him freaking out. Gets so defensive if someone brings it up though, has lead to him getting into a fist fight with mammon multiple times.

Also has long eyelashes but theyre lilac like his hair, His eyes glow in the dark, it scares everyone par Satan because his do the same. Leviathan also has sharp teeth like a sharks but he doesn't like people.pointing it out because it makes him insecure and he'll worry about it for the rest of the day.

Satan:

Hands on his face a lot, whether it be pinching the bridge of his nose when he's annoyed, hand on his chin when he's thinking or resting his cheek on his palm when he's reading or uninterested. He also has this habit of running his hands through his hair when he's trying to calm down.

Has fangs. very long fangs, they're noticeable when he's biting his lip in anticipation or shouting at someone, also a habit of when he's getting annoyed he'll clench his jaw or bite the inside of his cheek trying not to burst but if he's getting sadistically angry he'll run his tounge across his top teeth threateningly....(COUGHS)

His pupils dialate significantly when he's happy, He also purrs which makes cats like him because the cats know that he likes them. He didn't notice it for awhile until Belphie commented on it after resting on his shoulder one day, now it's actually apart of himself he enjoys. He tends to purr when you're around also just because he enjoys your presence that much. And as aforementioned his eyes glow in the dark and reflect in certain light.

Paces when he's thinking or taps his foot when he's getting impatient, he just can't sit still sometimes and those are his two ways of letting that agitation out, Mammon also takes him out on walks sometimes, through trials in nature or will take him for a car ride so he can just get out of the house and vent out his frustrations.

Wears a lot of rings, mostly gold ones with green gemstones but there's this one ring he got from Asmo, its definetly his favourite, Its a gold ring and in the center there's a fluorite gemstone in the shape of a cats head. It was a birthday gift and he smiles whenever he puts it on because of how thoughtful it was. His hands are also littered with scars, mostly because he punches stuff when he's angry but also because he gets a lot of paper cuts.

Asmodeus:

Collarbone Piercings, They make him look elegant get also sensual and he loves them so much, thinks theyre so pretty. Theyre silver bars with Rhodochrosite gemstones implaced onto the ends, they match his eyes!

Two Beauty marks, one under his eye and one under his mouth on the left side, they make him look dignified and like the work of a sculptor...(in his words). He actually used to cover them up until he forgot to one day and his followers thought he was so pretty with them, he hasn't covered them up since.

Affectionate but not always in the touchy sense, He listens a lot, though he's extroverted he stays quiet sometimes when his brothers are talking amongst themselves. He'll listen to them talk about what they like and pick it up for them and say "oh its nothing!" But he knows deep down how happy his brothers are about it.

Enjoys his weekly nail painting sessions with his brothers, loves catching up with his brothers since he's always out partying or in different classes. The most supportive person ever and will always back up them on their opinions, Asmo will always ask them their opinions about celebrity drama or their classes, or he'll stay silent when Belphie is sleeping as he does it. Asmo cares for his brothers deeply.

Sensitive cheeks, kiss him on the cheek and he'll turn red and starts giggling.

Beelzebub:

Really tall, Tallest out of all of them standing at an impressive 6'9. Belphie is significantly shorter at 6'1 but that doesn't matter. Beel is big, tall and built, he eats a lot and works out a lot, causing him to be really well built.

A really good cook actually, The HOL get excited whenever he cooks because his pallate is insane, he can just eyeball ingridients and it'd be perfect. Mammon especially enjoys it because he loves supporting his baby brother in the kitchen, he's on stirring duty and Is usually the one fetching utensils for Beel so he doesn't have to move from the stove.

Hates wearing jackets, Is usually just in a tank top because he likes having the cool air on his arms and back, it stops him from getting annoyed or agitated easily, but despite hating heat his favourite season is summer.

I don't think He has any piercings but if he did they'd be snakebites or double eyebrow piercings, he wears eyeliner rarely because Belphie does and he's curious. He doesn't really think about his physical appearance that much because he believes it isn't relevant, his hair is long and he has small amounts of stubble on his face.

Hates wearing rings because theyre usually too tight for him.

Belphegor:

Wears Eyeliner, literal edgelord, Piercings, Gauges, rings, edgy band shirts, that's him, he's the edgy one. He also enjoys wearing fingerless gloves like the literal 2000's goth he is.

Loves claw machines, they keep him on the edge and they actually require thought and then at the end of it all he gets a soft toy and pillow out of it! Its like a double win for him, gets excited when he sees them, not quite so visibly but his eyes light up and you can see the pep in his step.

He prefers the cold to the hot, he enjoys being warm but there's something about a cold room that really makes him drowsy, especially if its like a rainy day, cold room and he's perfectly warm.. and if you're beside him.. He rubs his eyes a lot after he wakes up though, it causes his eyeliner to smudge and he looks really hot..

really enjoys boba, all he has to do is walk up to Levi and grab his arm asking to get some, and despite Levi being anti social he agrees because Belphegor is one of his favourite little brothers and he likes speaking to him. Belphie definetly likes Ube the most because its purple... and he likes purple.. though he also enjoys strawberry flavors, he finds them refreshing.

Not very fidgety but does toss and turn without you by his side.

[bruciemilf]

Bi-Han wifed up the baddest bitch in Outworld (she can't fight her way out of a lunch bag and she's God's favourite idiot)