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Got a new favorite spam email

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why is emoji kitchen so funny for no reason this one was so surprising it made me laugh out loud

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YouTube ads: (30 seconds of irrelevant wackiness) Oh hohohoho the creature wants the Food!

Facebook ads: (fabricated sponsored "news" article) Here is why, everyone is buying the new thing. Trust us everyone is buying it

TikTok ads: (paid actor) I just bought this thing and it totally changed my life! Join me on my Journey, with Product...

Tumblr ads: (ai generated image of heaven) The Truth About Your Elbows

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star trek tos au where all the uniform boots look like this

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I don’t follow football/soccer but I like that there’s a Muslim soccer player who’s so good that he made the city of Liverpool measurably less racist

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there are some posts sitting in my drafts that i think are so funny but i can’t post them because im like, ceo of a company or whatever and i have a reputation or something.

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Being presented these two choices right next to each other makes me feel like I'm a character in a Jack Chick Tract or something.

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this orange silly cat lives better than me, no cap🐈

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The bats were being followed they had been for a while now. Whatever had been following them  had been doing so for hours eventually they got it to come out before them stood two shadow figures with glowing green eyes the bats got into a fighting stance, and the two creatures just stared at them and then attempted to mimic their stance like an excited little kids Nightwing tilted his head, and then the creatures mimicked that to this continued of the batfamily doing something, and then the creatures attempting to mimic it until they managed to get a hold of Constantine, who told them that the creatures are a pair of protection spirits that were attempting to learn from them.

Or in other words, Danny and Dani have been trying to learn hero skills, and chosethe ones with back up plans for everything to learn from

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evil wizard fit check, go

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Few people know this, but Danny is a great cook.

He had to be. He was living with neglectful parents who sometimes forget about their children and forget to eat themselves. Sam and Tucker love his cooking as he cooks both meat and vegan dishes.

Amity Park has a yearly cooking competition and technically Danny's won it 4 years in a row.

The first year Jack and Danny entered the competition. Danny did the cooking and Jack added a "Fenton secret ingredient". That secret ingredient being ectoplasm. That day the food tasted the judges just as much as the judges tasted the food. The Fenton family was banned from the cooking competitions from that day forth.

The second year Danny entered the competition under a fake name. Unfortunately Dash had heard about him entering the competition and stole Danny's food for his own and winning the competition. Fortunately Sam stole the ribbon from Dash and gave it to Danny.

The third year Danny made sure that Dash couldn't steal his food but Cujo had also followed Danny into the competition and the bully had spread rumors about Danny putting dog in his food. And again Danny was disqualified. Sam bought him his own trophy because she knows he'd win, but it wasn't the same.

The fourth year Danny entered again, but this time so did the lunch lady and when the food was being judged people ran due to the lunch lady being a ghost the competition was canceled and no one won.

This year Danny was going to win. He had always used the recipes provided to him by his pen pal Alfred pennyworth and he was going to win fair and square and prove he was a good cook.

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a writing competition i was going to participate in again this year has announced that they now allow AI generated content to be submitted

their reasoning being that "we couldn't ban it even if we wanted to, every writer already uses it anyway"

"Every writer"?

come on

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i dont even identify shit anymore