#SELF CARE BITCHES

[fraddit]

439 today. Different prompt from yesterday. I'm just picking away at these by feel. This one is nearly done though. I'm gonna try and finish it tomorrow. We'll see.

ALSO I get extra bonus points today because I did yoga before today's writing session. Gonna try and keep that up going forward.

[gays-in-space]

how many episodes of doctor did you watch today, i hear you ask?

7. i watched 7 episodes. i don't- i don't know what i'm doing with my life honestly. did i achieve anything today? pft absolutely not, but doctor who is serotonin, so... i don't care.

[defective-and-effective]

My general rule of thumb is that if your head kind of feels like your butthole, it’s usually because of one of five things: A) you have drank *maybe* two drops of water all day, B) you’ve eaten *maybe* one cracker, C) you smell and need to take a shower, D) you need to communicate with somebody outside of your dwelling/you need to return to your dwelling and not communicate with anyone for the next 12 hours, or the very rare option E) something is actually genuinely wrong

[expulence]

𝑺𝒕𝒂𝒏𝒅𝒂𝒓𝒅 𝑷𝒓𝒂𝒄𝒕𝒊𝒄𝒆..☆🤎

[nashvillethotchicken]

Horrific psychological abuse and lynching plot aside, Armand was just not a nice partner to Louis. Always interrupting him, extremely dismissive of Louis’s concerns, super mean about his photography to the point where Louis became extremely insecure about in the span of 2 episodes, super insistent on a serious relationship when that's not what Louis wanted or something that was even feasible for the two of them since Armand slept on the floor with 16 racist roommates who hated Louis bad, mean as hell to his daughter, always made things about himself, stopped Louis from going to Rogets and gwtting his husbands money but had no money of his own, made shitty plays and made louis go see them, like the list is endless.

[vaggieslefteye]

HUSK, Hotel Bartender & Concierge | 1x04 - Masquerade

"Oh, I FORGOT — you're the wise-old bartender who's seen it all! Get the fuck over yourself and pour me a real drink."

[cowardlycowboys]

eat my shorts

[chotachica]

DONT EVEN JOKE LAD

[tomurakii]

Also of course Kipperlily lost her shit about Kristen not taking the campaign seriously. She's a kid who gets passionate about shit and her "friends" use it to take the piss and make her mad on purpose. It reminds me of my own childhood or the treatment of other neurodivergent kids in primary school, where you'd say you don't like being touched or that you want your stuff organised a certain way or bring a fidget toy or something to school with you and some kid would come and harrass you and move stuff and take things out of your hands just to get you to have a meltdown or give them a reaction they can laugh at you about.

She cares about the presidency, and thinks Kristen is taking it to fuck with her on purpose just like Ruben did with their party name and countless shithead kids probably did in the past.

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

i have so many remarkably creative ideas. would totes destroy me and any other carbon-based-lifeform if any of them actually happened but like

[across-every-universe]

hey selfshippers who are self-conscious about your weight: you’re literally your f/o’s type. swear to god, they told me themself

if you admit to them you’re insecure about your body they’d just be like “?????? Love, I’m so glad you trust me enough to talk to me about stuff like that! But… I literally don’t see what’s wrong? You’re perfect?”

none of that “But baby I can look past your physical flaws because you’re a wonderful person and I love you for your personality!” BS in response HONEY NO! I mean they *do* love your personality BUT THEY ALSO THOUGHT YOUR BODY WAS PERFECT THE WHOLE TIME!

[gringadano]

[bitchesgetriches]

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[expulence]

Repeat 3 times: "𝑰 𝑹𝒆𝒄𝒆𝒊𝒗𝒆 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒔 𝑳𝒊𝒇𝒆𝒔𝒕𝒚𝒍𝒆!🧖‍♀️"

[teacakeezz]

Come get your juice, Romeo fans/simps

[artfulacrostic]

memes for The Bad Batch 3x08, "Bad Territory"

*spoilers*