#S&B lol

[ordinarythingsiflovecaneverbe]

Alina: so like when if your the Firebird can you talk to all the other birds? Have you got bird friends that don't know you're not really a bird?

Mal: Lina, light of my life… please… it's 3am… go to SLEEP the suns supposed to rise ya know?

[starry-bi-sky]

Blood Blossom Au: Baby's First Commissioner Meeting :)

TL:DR This Post: Danny (orphan) gets poisoned with blood blossom extract by Vlad. He runs away from him and ends up under the care of one Pre-Robin Battinson Batman! Starry is loudly pushing her batdad agenda.

(Also known as "Late At Night, When The Nightingale Sings" on my ao3!)

This was a fun rough idea I've been sitting on for weeks, thinking about how Commissioner Gordon and Nightingale's first meeting might go.

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Commissioner Gordon likes to think that he's adjusting to the new normal of Gotham very well, -- the new normal being grown men running around dressed like bats, in military-grade strength body armor, committing acts of vigilantism, -- and slowly, little by little, he was no longer being surprised when this new normal pops up out of the shadows like the world's most terrifying daisy. His shaving lifespan thanks him for it.

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The kid is a surprise though.

Granted, he seemed to be a surprise to the Bat too.

There's been a string of murders lately, -- which, in Gotham, is kind of like saying there's been another storm during monsoon season. And there's just been another; in some dilapidated building down in south Gotham, with the broken, boarded-up windows and mildew-crawling walls to match. The victim is a man in his thirties, multiple gunshot wounds to the chest, left in the center of the room for the blood to pool out around him.

The place is already secured when he arrives, the building swarmed with officers and the forensic detectives. The Bat emerges shortly after he does -- or, he might've been here the whole time, hiding someplace dark and shadowy. For his own sanity, Gordon doesn't think about it too hard.

The kid is a surprise, and he appears like a bolt of lightning.

He shows up in the middle of a conversation Gordon is having with the Bat.

A whistle, sharp and loud, slicing through the air, meant for open air rather than a confined space. Gordon's ears pierce and protest the sound, and the solemn, murmured chatter floating through the room abruptly cuts off like the swing of a gavel. As he turns towards the sound -- as they all do -- he swears, up and down, that he sees Batman's shoulders jump, just slightly.

At the source, perched on the window, is a boy. A boy in a gray-blue scarf and an oversized black hoodie, one that hangs off his frame and has ace bandages wrapped around the wrists in some attempt to cinch the sleeves. The hood is up, big like the rest of it, and threatens to swallow the upper half of the boy's face whole in the fabric. What upper half Gordon can see, is smeared with some kind of opaque, black face paint. He's holding onto the side of the frame with one hand, on his hip is a grappling hook. A familiar grappling hook.

Gordon has multiple questions, and his officers tense up.

Martinez puffs up, brows furrowing as his face shapes into a frown. Shoulders rolling back. "You can't be here, kid--"

The reaction is immediate, like a spark to gunpowder, the boy yanks his fingers from his mouth and his mouth twists into a scowl. Head snapping over to Officer Martinez, his hood manages to stay on but Gordon swears that as he bares his teeth, the glint makes them look sharper than they should be. His voice is rasp and quiet and harsh; snappish in its hissing; "Put a fuckin sock in it, Martinez. I'm not stayin."

Martinez reels back, and the boy immediately veers his attention off him. Like a switch, his demeanor drops. Despite half his face being covered, his mouth twists into a cringing, apologetic smile. Slanted and off-beat, embarrassed. It'd be disarming if this wasn't Gotham, and if he didn't just hiss at Martinez like he was about to bite his head off.

"Sorry." He whispers, voice deceptively polite and softer now. Gordon has to strain his ears to hear him. "I was looking for him."

He points his finger towards-- Gordon? No, Gordon follows the direction, and finds himself looking at -- the Bat.

The Bat, who always looks stiff as a pole, now looks even stiffer. Somehow. Well, the explains the grappling hook attached to the boy's waist.

"What are you doing here?" The Bat says, gruff and unable to completely smother the stumble of surprise in his tone.

The boy still holds a sheepish smile, and slips off the window ledge. His feet hit the creaky boards with a near-silent thud, the Batman finds his feet and rapidly begins crossing the room.

Gordon notes the slight tremble in the boy's legs as he straightens. He adjusts his scarf, which droops close to his knees now that he's standing, and slings a backpack -- how long has had that? -- off his shoulders. When the Bat reaches his side, he does as he always does, and looms over the boy like a spectre. A threatening mass of shadows cloaked in all-consuming black. Standing next to him, the boy looks teeny in comparison.

The Bat is a man who terrifies even the most hardened criminals, Gordon has seen grown men shiver in fear at the mention of his name. And yet when the boy looks up at him, he doesn't even flinch.

Instead, his sheepish smile melts away like ice under the sun, holding only traces of his previous embarrassment. It remains as a shadow on his face, a small upturn at the corners of his mouth. The boy pushes his hood back just enough to reveal glinting, ice-flint eyes surrounded in tar-black face paint. He holds the backpack up with one arm. "You forgot this."

[fantastic-nonsense]

stop saying "Kaz would be jealous and possessive over Inej if he thought she and Tolya liked each other" no he wouldn't! Kaz isn't like that! He defends Inej's freedom, autonomy, and desires at every single turn in the books. He spends the entire duology pining over her and yet gives her every single chance he possibly can to walk out of his life forever if she wants. It's the foundational cornerstone of their entire relationship! It's why they work in the first place!

literally the only Crow who does petty jealousy is Wylan and that's that on that, folks

[zoe-oneesama]

Hello!

I don't know much about Angelic layer , only a few things, but I would like to ask;

Does Nora has an Anansi angel? If not anybody else, she totaly seems like someone who's into figting stuff🥊🥊🥊🥊!

Nora doesn't have an angel, despite Alya's pestering. She sees herself as "too mature" for a kids game like Angelic Layer, but since she kick boxes under the name "Anansi", Alya has basically designed her an Anansi angel and all Nora has to say is "go" lol.

[uhzuku]

no bc wdym they were the last thing the other saw, heard, and felt.

[bi-writes]

I need you to know how much it means to me that Simon and his MOB wife don't plan on having children. As a childless cat lady who plans on staying childless because of a fucked up childhood, your headcannon feels perfect. Simon needs someone to baby and keep him grounded, and MOB wife needs to BE the baby -- no kids necessary unless they have fur (am I projecting? Of course not). Thank you for writing this AU 💕

of course! mail-order bride has gone through a lot. i just think, in this story, a child would be like a temporary fix, a band-aid. i think her healing will be from being the center of his attention, always and forever, and it will stay that way.

they are complete on their own. every family is, whether or not they have children. <3

[shrublub]

but you’ve gotta make your own kind of music, sing your own special song‼️

[ based on this redraw prompt ]

[cry-bastion]

CHRIS SARANDON as JERRY DANDRIGE in Fright Night (1985), dir. Tom Holland

Of course, uh, now that I've been made welcome I'll probably drop by quite a bit. In fact, anytime I feel like it.

[roxiusagi]

Sangcheng week Day 3 - Transportation

Mission impress your bae with your sick swordboarding skills is a GO!!!!! 🔥✨💥

[carbohydratedfella]

Cw/Tw. Non sexual nudity

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"My only God"

Idk insert here a meaningfull and thoughtfull paragraph about Stu's family being religious and Billy being something

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(yes I have them both top surgery scars)

[grovervunderwoodposts]

ARCHIE RENAUX as MALYEN “MAL” ORETSEV in SHADOW & BONE SEASON 2

   “You with me?” “Always.”

[akkivee]

Does he have THE longest lashes out of every hypmic guy?? We need a lash length tier list lol

i included the women just cause lol but yeah by a long shot lmao it’s like, not even close lmao

[ghost-bison]

I was enjoying my life in the kitchen dancing and singing to private idaho by the b-52's and my cat was there so I grabbed her and made her dance with me and she was judging hard so I put her back down. She burped and stared at me like that for a whole minute:

[ethansarchive]

What The Water Gave Me, AKA the Kaz and Wylan as Pseudo-Brothers AU 🪄✨

Chapter 1 is currently up now!

[sysig]

Scriabin and Edgar eating crepes for requestober !!

Day 8 - Delicious silence

[roominthecastle]

I don’t know how aware you are of fanfiction, but the leading ACGAS-ship, or relationship, is Siegfried and Mrs Hall. How do you view that relationship and the fan response to it?

SAM: I don’t read fanfic and perhaps I should, although I would be wary of reading fanfiction about Mrs Hall and Siegfried, only because it might give us ideas! It’s a fascinating relationship based on a very strict and well-established principle, which is that I employ her. I call her Mrs Hall and she calls me Mr Farnon.

At the same time, the real power in the house is Mrs Hall, and I’m wise enough not to question that. It would be extremely unusual for them to have a relationship, but nothing is impossible. I am enormously grateful for her presence and, increasingly, for her wisdom, kindness, and attention. And that is likely to become more important, not less. They’re two people with important histories of marriage, heartbreak, and their own problems with children — either having them or not having them.

And one of the wonderful things about All Creatures Great and Small is that things never happen too slowly. More and more, we’ve rightly chosen to put off emotional payoffs. So I would say to people holding a candle for Siegfried and Mrs Hall, “Never say never.” I haven’t seen the scripts for series four, so I don’t know what happens, but professionally, I’ve never been happier than when working with Anna Madeley. I love her portrayal of Mrs Hall, and Siegfried does too. Beyond that, who knows?

I would love to see it.

SAM: They’re sort of married already. You can tell a lot of story just by holding hands.