#RANT WARNING:

[castaccio]

Sometimes I think about the proper episodic-turning-serialized type of series that Hazbin Hotel could've been if it was pitched 10-15 years earlier.

It probably would've started as a "guest of the week" type story. A character wants to see what the hub-bub is about with this redemption nonsense, and usually leave by the end of the episode because:

Charlie's kindergarden-level redemption activities/lectures always lead to wacky and/or sinful shenanigans,

Sir Pentious (and sometimes other villains of the week instead) are always attacking the hotel,

Mr. Alastor Radio Demon hinders meaningful progress by either indirectly causing the sinful shenanigans or scaring off the guests.

But as the show progresses, we find some guests finally starting to stick around. They stay at the hotel for *more* than one night, sometimes leaving and returning again! Even Becoming friendly with the main cast after initially blowing them off!

As time passes and characters develop, the world slowly comes into focus. We see the overlords, the heaven stuff, the sweet sweet backstory…

And wouldn't you know it, we have a thrilling animated classic that touches on grown-up struggles, religious doctrine vs genuine faith, and whether redemption is possible for even the worst of people.

As mad as it makes me to ponder on what never was, I also really like coming up with silly shenanigans that also make for meaningful character moments so… perhaps,,,

[castaccio]

Unfortunately for States kids, we have to Pledge Our Allegiance to the country by looking at the flag, putting a hand to our heart, and reciting the "Pledge of Allegience"—every day!

This trend was absolutely decimated after the lockdowns, though. Almost nobody was at school in-person during that time, and those who were there barely had enough confidence to do much more than stand up.

Now none of the students give a shit. Myself included.

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[saddi3grl]

[nova1224]

Saw this on X/Twitter never related more in my life 💀

[castaccio]

This is why I always have that tiny what-if in the back of my mind about Neuralink actually working.

Like fuuuck imagine in several decades that Neuralink or some other mind-reading machine works and ends up being a luxury item. Then it trickles down in the same way that most other luxury items do and several decades after that you're expected to let Big Tech read your mind to go to the bathroom

theres bikes around the city you can rent but you have to use an app that needs your drivers license. theres buses that drive right to your destination, but if you dont have change you need the app. you can wash your car here if you sign into the app. you can go to the bathroom here you just have to unlock it with the app that needs your location on. you can order at this restaurant if you scan the code and download the app. im losing my freaking mind

[greenhairedfreakglobal]

if nicocado avocado can do it, so can i

[girlscoutgiselle]

"If I looked like that I'd post on insta"

get to it then. nothing is stopping u.

[mystrangeqddiction]

camera roll 1nsp0 dump !! ~ ☆

[castaccio]

I know people dislike the implications of Shadows of Rose, but consider:

The spirits watch over Rose for her whole life. (Read Left to Right)

[milyanoo]

Th1nsp0

[saddi3grl]

The guilt I feel after a binge is not really about weight...

It is more of a "I failed myself" guilt.

[lovely-sk1n]

does anyone else try massaging their stomach down to make food digest quicker and slim ur stomach out? ive been doing it since i saw an episode of supersize vs superskinny where a girl did it

[destroyluna]

WHY ARE MY THIGHS SO FCKING FAT IM GOING INSANEEE 😭

[castaccio]

The boys are sleeping 🥺 Lazarus's life seems to be absolutely terrible when he's not with his friend, so I'm glad he's sleeping well even if Desby isn't.

Actually, I find it very funny how just how deeply Desby cares for Lazarus despite being very annoyed by him. He's used his own clothing to bandage Lazarus twice and built an entire hideout for the both of them...! It's so sweet ❤️

...I'm curious about the photo in Austin's room...

I think the one on the right is Austin, but who's the one on the left? His cheek spots remind me of Desby's eyes...

I really love how the story's slowly being revealed—good luck with writing chapter 4!!

"Not you,Daniel" CH 3-9

CH3: Hug and Sleep TBC.

[cerealwithmilk16]

wake up

smoke

drink diet coke

smoke

drink diet coke

sleep

[hotboyfreighttrain]

im so tired of seeing kate moss thinspo and “don’t eat that… you’ll regret it” and “you are a fatty poo poo pig” “oh a bag of chips? that’s going on your hips!” SHUT TF UP!!!! it’s not even good meanspo and tbh it has never worked

it’s so repetitive and every creator that does it almost feel like a note farm to me but maybe im just crazy

you can do better….. like make a spongebob diet or something…..