#RANT WARNING:

[castaccio]

Sometimes I think about the proper episodic-turning-serialized type of series that Hazbin Hotel could've been if it was pitched 10-15 years earlier.

It probably would've started as a "guest of the week" type story. A character wants to see what the hub-bub is about with this redemption nonsense, and usually leave by the end of the episode because:

Charlie's kindergarden-level redemption activities/lectures always lead to wacky and/or sinful shenanigans,

Sir Pentious (and sometimes other villains of the week instead) are always attacking the hotel,

Mr. Alastor Radio Demon hinders meaningful progress by either indirectly causing the sinful shenanigans or scaring off the guests.

But as the show progresses, we find some guests finally starting to stick around. They stay at the hotel for *more* than one night, sometimes leaving and returning again! Even Becoming friendly with the main cast after initially blowing them off!

As time passes and characters develop, the world slowly comes into focus. We see the overlords, the heaven stuff, the sweet sweet backstory…

And wouldn't you know it, we have a thrilling animated classic that touches on grown-up struggles, religious doctrine vs genuine faith, and whether redemption is possible for even the worst of people.

As mad as it makes me to ponder on what never was, I also really like coming up with silly shenanigans that also make for meaningful character moments so… perhaps,,,

[castaccio]

Unfortunately for States kids, we have to Pledge Our Allegiance to the country by looking at the flag, putting a hand to our heart, and reciting the "Pledge of Allegience"—every day!

This trend was absolutely decimated after the lockdowns, though. Almost nobody was at school in-person during that time, and those who were there barely had enough confidence to do much more than stand up.

Now none of the students give a shit. Myself included.

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[saddi3grl]

[alieanagirl]

Did you guys hear about the girl that died from overeating??!!! I heard there was some Chinese muckbanger who died on live stream after doing a 10 hour muckbang.. they said her stomach ripped open.. I'm NEVER eating after thisss!

Ultimate horror story this year

Stay safe lovesss and DON'T BINGE !!

[nova1224]

Saw this on X/Twitter never related more in my life 💀

[castaccio]

This is why I always have that tiny what-if in the back of my mind about Neuralink actually working.

Like fuuuck imagine in several decades that Neuralink or some other mind-reading machine works and ends up being a luxury item. Then it trickles down in the same way that most other luxury items do and several decades after that you're expected to let Big Tech read your mind to go to the bathroom

theres bikes around the city you can rent but you have to use an app that needs your drivers license. theres buses that drive right to your destination, but if you dont have change you need the app. you can wash your car here if you sign into the app. you can go to the bathroom here you just have to unlock it with the app that needs your location on. you can order at this restaurant if you scan the code and download the app. im losing my freaking mind

[greenhairedfreakglobal]

if nicocado avocado can do it, so can i

[cherry-d1etc0ke]

that feeling when your stomach is empty and you feel like youre h1gh>>>>>

[coffeeforanaliza]

DANCE ‘TIL YOU’RE DEAD

[castaccio]

Me last week, only having watched The Mandalorian, the OG Trilogy, the Sequel Trilogy, and Rogue 1: Dang I was hoping for that arc about Din being a capable leader to get resolved better....but I'm glad Bo is the leader in his stead! She messed up that one time with Moff Gideon—and I figured everyone would be a bit more mad about it—but now she gets to unite everyone under refreshed & competent leadership while Din gets to keep his kid and his episodic adventures. All's well that ends well!

Me now, knowing Bo's involvement in Death Watch:

[tooth-butter]

I won’t hold myself responsible for the shit I do if I’m not skinny for my birthday

[bagofcellz]

I’m sorry for calling you obese, lowest weight. Please come back to me and I promise to treat you right bbg.

[daughter-of-a-hungry-ghost]

If you develop an eating disorder when you are already thin to begin with, you go to the hospital.

If you develop an eating disorder when you are not thin to begin with, you are a success story.

So when I evaporated, of course everyone congratulated me on getting healthy.

Girls at school who never spoke to me before stopped me in the hallway to ask how I did it.

I say, “I am sick.”

They say, “No, you’re an inspiration.”

How could I not fall in love with my illness?

With becoming the kind of silhouette people are supposed to fall in love with?

Why would I ever want to stop being hungry when anorexia was the most interesting thing about me?

~When The Fat Girl Gets Skinny, Blythe Baird

[saddi3grl]

When I lose I feel better and prettier, i dont care how sick it sounds.

[reckoner5]

me returning to edblr after trying to recover 💀

[alieanagirl]

If you get bored when you fast then you probably should get a life cuz wdym the only thing keeping you busy was food and now you have nothing to do 💀💀