reckoner5
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reckoner5 · 2 months ago
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me returning to edblr after trying to recover 💀
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reckoner5 · 1 year ago
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Armin and Eren are going to gay superhell
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reckoner5 · 1 year ago
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Look who showed up. Were you watching? Seems this was the resolution that you gave your hearts for.
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reckoner5 · 1 year ago
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Alex Dimitrov
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reckoner5 · 1 year ago
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reckoner5 · 1 year ago
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real asf
considering how many transmascs were legitimately way angrier BEFORE starting T and have since calmed down significantly have we perhaps considered that maybe the reason so many cis dudes are angry and aggressive isn't because of testosterone but maybe. like. personal issues. unmet needs. a social climate that teaches them that there are only like three acceptable emotional outlets for men max and one of them is being angry and shouting
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reckoner5 · 1 year ago
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ill figure it out <- common utterance of a girl who is completely fucked
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reckoner5 · 1 year ago
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im just laying down but NOT for a nap guys i swear im getting comfy cozy but im NOT GOING TO FALL ASLEEP my ass is NOT laying my head to rest bro im just getting snug as a bug in a rug. FOR NO REASON. ill be awake the whole time bro i swear. me and my stuffed animals are just hanging out dude i PROMISE ill be awake im not sle
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reckoner5 · 1 year ago
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reckoner5 · 1 year ago
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collection of posts for a very specific dynamic
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reckoner5 · 1 year ago
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HAPPY 18TH BIRTHDAY 18 AND OVER PENGUIN!!
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reckoner5 · 1 year ago
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get a load of this! (cool fresh autumn air)
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reckoner5 · 1 year ago
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fuck i can’t believe i wasted my entire life being moved by art and beauty and the indomitable human spirit ugh i should’ve been making money through internet scams
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reckoner5 · 1 year ago
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Me: So yeah, casual english has completely changed since then. Nowadays instead of 'There was a crying baby on the bus today' you would say 'Me when I'm in a being loud and annoying competition and my opponent is crying baby on bus.' And then you'd post this picture of Squidward. Oh, uh, Squidward is a guy from a cartoon-"
Reanimated Corpse of John Wilkes Booth: *Has been staring angrily at a penny for the last 15 minutes and not listened to a word I've said*
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reckoner5 · 1 year ago
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LMAOOOO
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