reckoner5
reckoner5
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reckoner5 · 6 months ago
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me returning to edblr after trying to recover 💀
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reckoner5 · 1 year ago
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Look who showed up. Were you watching? Seems this was the resolution that you gave your hearts for.
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reckoner5 · 1 year ago
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Alex Dimitrov
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reckoner5 · 1 year ago
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ill figure it out <- common utterance of a girl who is completely fucked
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reckoner5 · 1 year ago
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reckoner5 · 1 year ago
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HAPPY 18TH BIRTHDAY 18 AND OVER PENGUIN!!
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reckoner5 · 1 year ago
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get a load of this! (cool fresh autumn air)
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reckoner5 · 1 year ago
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fuck i can’t believe i wasted my entire life being moved by art and beauty and the indomitable human spirit ugh i should’ve been making money through internet scams
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reckoner5 · 1 year ago
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Me: So yeah, casual english has completely changed since then. Nowadays instead of 'There was a crying baby on the bus today' you would say 'Me when I'm in a being loud and annoying competition and my opponent is crying baby on bus.' And then you'd post this picture of Squidward. Oh, uh, Squidward is a guy from a cartoon-"
Reanimated Corpse of John Wilkes Booth: *Has been staring angrily at a penny for the last 15 minutes and not listened to a word I've said*
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