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I still think the translation/localization/whatever missed a golden opportunity with Kill la Kill to translate the title as "Dress to Kill," since the series title in the Japanese and the plot are already all about the pun between "斬る" (pronounced "kiru", which means "to kill") and "着る" (also pronounced "kiru," which means "to dress").
It could have been like, "Oh, is this some fun-but-competitive shojo show? NO! Seinen magical girl series with goofy animation, odd choices in fanservice, a surprisingly thoughtful plot, and sexy alien murder outfits."
#i couldn't get through the series myself but you can really feel Studio Trigger's Gainax roots here#still not sure I can actually recommend the show but it's always a matter of personal taste#and it's definitely not just the girls getting all the weird fanservice time#Mako is a silly goof though and that was fun#kill la kill#japanese translation#Please take this as the shitpost it is#pancake thoughts
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My favourite thing ever is when Jason is drawn to resemble Bruce because I KNOWW his ass would HATE it😭😭
Dick: hey Jason you haven’t forgotten our meet u— oh my god are you ok?? What happened?
Jason *rocking back and forth on the floor with a traumatised look in his eyes, whispering in horror* someone mistook me for Bruce in the grocery store today.
Random kid at a charity event pointing at Jason standing grumpily in a corner: who’s that?
Bruce (smiling fondly): that’s my son Jason!
Random kid: he looks like you! :D
Jason: *leaves the room*
Bruce (running after him): jason, Jason they didn’t mean anything by it, Jason, you’re going to jump off a balcony just because of a child’s observation Jason?
#Jason dangling off the balcony sobbing#THIS IS THE WORST EXPERIENCE OF MY LIFE#I CANT TAKE THIS SHIT ANYMORE#I SHOULD HAVE STAYED DEAD ITS TOO LATE FOR ME#WHAT HAVE I EVER DONE TO DESERVE THIS#actually don’t answer that#AGONY PURE AGONY#I WISH I WAS BACK IN ETHIOPIA AT LEAST THAT WAS MORE MERCIFUL#Bruce: *nervously* Jason please step back from the ledge#dc comics#batman#batfam#dcu#batfamily#bruce wayne#dc robin#jason todd#red hood#bruce Wayne and Jason Todd#good dad bruce wayne#shitpost#incorrect batman quotes#incorrect batfamily quotes
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Hi pressure community
Sebastian deisgn by ppyrams twt/x
#HELP PLEASE DONT TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY LMFAOO#castletxmb art 🪽#castletxmb Art 🪽: pressure#pressure#pressure roblox#sebastian solace#shitpost#i’m scared#artists on tumblr
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the lads go outside
#hollow knight#hollow knight ghost#hollow knight hornet#little ghost#hornet#the knight#kaisucreations#high effort shitpost who#please pretend the perspective makes sense#taking these pictures was a slight pain in the ass#hollow isnt here because i was too lazy to draw them
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(Canon Luci with Shrunken Al. Did not go so well. 😅)
Everyone: Deer instincts this. Radio noises that-
Me: Why don't we make use of the snake thing more often? I will never get over the fact that between the two of them, the predator and prey is not who people would usually expect.
Tied to this:
-Bubbly💙
#spacebubblearts#radioapple#appleradio#doodle#shitpost#lucifer morningstar#is a snake boi#hazbin alastor#is often prey and people keep forgetting#join me in my delusions#lucifer x alastor#alastor x lucifer#representation matters#and in this one it's Luci's snake representation#more hissy shenanigans for my lil guys#please and thank you#don't take this too seriously tho#this was just for fun XD#hazbin hotel#fanart#my art#hazbin ships#lucifer magne#alastor#it's a snake thing#whoopsies#hell's greatest dad#alastor the radio demon#king of hell#duckydeer
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Mxtx plots
TGCF: a mastermind is behind all of this and must be stopped
MDZS: a mastermind is behind all of this and must be stopped
SVSSS: the male lead will lose his shit, kill everyone, and destroy reality as we know it if he doesn't receive... *checks notes* ...gay love.
#a shitpost#please don't take this too seriously. lord knows i didn't.#shit posting is a compulsion#mdzs#tgcf#mo dao zu shi#svsss#tian guan ci fu#ren zha fanpai zijiu xitong#rzfzx#mxtx#grandmaster of demonic cultivation#the grandmaster of demonic cultivation#the untamed#cql#chen qing ling#heaven officials blessing#heaven official's blessing#scumbag self saving system#scumbag villain#scum villain#scumbag system#scum villian self saving system
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Day 9 - Use someone’s parents 【 KLOKTOBER 】
#kloktober#KLOKTOBER 2024#skwisgaar skwigelf#toki wartooth#anja wartooth#surfetta skwigelf#mom yuri#illustration#dethklok#metalocalypse#wlw#gonna be an awkward Christmas#shitpost#please don’t take this too seriously lol
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#tgcf#feng xin#mu qing#fengqing#shitpost#heaven official's blessing#tian guan ci fu#please take this humble offering it wouldn't leave me alone
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from my discord art stream
#text post#doodle#miraculous ladybug#miraculous#adrien agreste#this is a joke i adore adrien please don't take it seriously#duusu#ml shitpost
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Gordon, walking over to Bruce and Dick: "So what do you think, Clock King? Or is this the work of Calendar Man?"
Brucie Wayne: "Well I really hope it's neither, I don't want this year's charity gala getting cancelled, all my friends--"
Gordon, impatiently: "It's just us, drop the act, we're running out of time."
Bruce:
Dick: "Yeah B, we gotta go save the day-te. Get it?"
Gordon: *vein bulging in forehead, moments from lighting up indoors*
Bruce in the Batvoice: "It's Jervis Tetch, the invitation is to a tea party. Robin and I will try to narrow down potential locations for the hostsges."
Gordon, looking around: "Okay, I'll get you two out and meet you guys back at--" *realizes they're gone* "For the love of God."
#If anyone has a panel like this I'd be over the moon#I saw at least three separate occasions where this could play out and it didn't:(#batman#dc comics#robin dick grayson#dick grayson#bruce wayne#Very stupid textpost please do not take this seriously and gain heart problems like Gordon#Jim Gordon#Textpost#shitpost#batposting
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guys new troll twins au update, they eat him
#trolls#trolls band together#troll twins au#i swear to god this is a shitpost please do not actually take this serious#or do#live your dreams#floyd trolls#velvet and veneer
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Me and my friends did another powerpoint night, so in a spiritual sequel to my Hyrule Warriors presentation, have my carefully crafted dissortation on all the Disney sequels
30 photo limit? Fuck that, here's more.
#jen rambles#disney#disney sequels#absolute shitpost#please dont take any of this seriously oh my god#lion king#aladdin#beauty and the beast#frozen#tangled#lilo and stitch#hercules#the hunchback of notre dame#atlantis the lost empire#the little mermaid#mulan#animation
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#my stuff#please tell this man to go on break#take 5#he’s gonna commit arson or worse#tadc#the amazing digital circus#minimum wage jax#tadc jax#jax#gooseworx#shitpost
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Why was Five being fleshed out and turned into a killing machine never explored in the show? It would've been such a good plot device for Five, like, they could have made him have his "Am I even actually real anymore" moment or a cute bonding episode with his siblings that makes him realize that he's just as human as the people he's trying to save
#why#please hes so tragic i cant take it anymore#five Hargreeves#Five hargreeves#Tua#TUA#the umbrella academy shitpost#umbrella five#umbrella acedmy#umbrella academy s4#TUA s4#tua s4 spoilers#tua comic spoilers#darkhorse comics#fuck you steve blackman#im so emotional rn
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Outing myself as the dead-opposite of a Genshin rarepair lover to say that my favorite brand of Zhongli/Childe is definitely:
Grandpa's Mid-Life Crisis Retirement Checklist:
✅️ Flawless human disguise (no one suspects a n y t h i n g)
✅️ Part-time side hustle
✅️ Self-planned funeral (the flowers were fire 👌)
✅️ Friends know I'm not actually dead
✅️ Liyue flourishing
✅️✅️✅️ Russian mail order husband
#genshin impact#genshin impact shitpost#zhongli#childe#tartaglia#zhongchi#tartali#listen I don't understand how the fandom couldn't settle on#chili#as the ship name#PLEASE DON'T TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY#(but I'm right though).#Other adepti's retirement plans:#meditation#inventing#cloud gazing#contemplation of nature's virtues#Rex Lapis' retirement plan:#Cause the biggest fucking commotion#throw myself the sickest retirement party#find the one (1) boy in Liyue Cloud Retainer would NOT approve of#whirlwind romance with a sexy young abyss-corrupted enemy of the state#Neuvillette voice: He blew up our courtroom???#Zhongli voice: *happy sigh* That rascal.#OKAY BUT BEING SERIOUS#What I actually mean is that I love Zhongli/Childe fics and art#that recognize that Zhongli had lost his sense of purpose#and begun to question whether his existence was even needed anymore#and Childe is so full of the will to live no matter what#to keep growing and improving just for the wild joy and sake of existence itself
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Okay hear me out for this one...
40 years of franchise
Optimus Prime has had Elita(g1, tfa, and tfe), no? But also that weird tension with Shockwave(g1 idw), Dion (g1), and of course his obsession with Megatron(everything), right?
Okay, so you know... pretty bi to me :D
But then you have Megatron. So with Megatron, you see Kiloton, Ultra Magnus (idw and Netflix trilogy) Rodimus (idw) Starscream(choose your media) and of course his obsession with Optimus Prime, right?
No women, I see no tension with any female-presenting robot in the franchise, right? I remember him being close with elita in the Netflix trilogy before the war broke out, but I don't remember it being a love triangle kind of thing.
And he once said Nightbird was "hot enough to replaced you (Starscream)" when said mech said "she's not so hot" (g1 cartoon)
Other than that nothing.
We have both make and female characters lusting over him, tho. However, he hasn't reciprocated their avances (unicron trilogy)
SO... what I'm trying to say is that nothing in 40 years of franchise negates the possibility of Megatron being gay since Megatron has never hinted any interest towards women or female-presenting robots.
#steel rambles#transformers#maccadam#maccadams#shitpost#megatron#optimus prime#megop#please don't take this post seriously this was just a random funny thought#like idk in my mind they're all pan bevause I am pan and they're all toys but for the sake of the argument let's pretend this makes sense :D#ayo next year hasbro is gonna give Megatron a girlfriend just to spite me ya wanna bet????
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