#TUA s4

[milliwaysemployeeno42]

Umbrella Academy s4 Klaus episode if we lived in a better world

A cooking show where every episode, the chef gets possessed by the ghost of a random person of another era, who then proceeds to cook something that they personally enjoyed as a meal while they were alive.

It remains unclear how, regardless from the historical time and place, every single "guest star" seems to have a full understanding of what a cooking show is, and also how to operate a modern kitchen. While there is no overarching plot, different context clues heavily imply that the host chef is somehow a very easy person to possess, and there are so, so many souls from all eras of human history who would love to hop in to experience the pleasure of getting to cook one more really nice meal.

[laurrelise]

so did they ever explain to elliot that they were actually human beings (debatable) or did they just… let him die thinking that five was a really weird and socially inept child alien

[forwhomthebelletolls]

Why did season four have to butcher my king Klaus? What did he do? He could’ve been a star

[sunsickjune]

“i felt that five had to have a love story” okay steve !! fine. i’ll humour you. picture this : lila and five in the subway. they’re travelling to different timelines, loosing hope, trying to find a way home. then they get to a timeline and five sees dolores. but she’s a human, not a mannequin. he falls for her. loves her. wants to stay with her in her timeline. and that’s why lila has to force him to come home. she has kids, a husband, a life. five wants to stay with dolores more than anything. but he goes home, back to his timeline, because he knows he has to save his family. because he loves them more.

[feralnumberfive]

[acetypeface]

As I’m trying to come to terms with whatever the fuck that was, I’ve decided that:

Seasons 1 and 2 are peak. Absolute masterpieces. Canon.

Season 3 can be taken or left. Has its moments, but overall not as good as the first two. Canon, but only if you want it to be.

Season 4 is a fucking crack fic written at 2am that the author rereads at a later date and decides to delete. Absolutely not canon.

[twobraincells-art]

The 8th of August, 2024

Two mistakes of the universe go for a walk. Despite this, the universe doesn’t chew them up and spit them out. It lets them be. They deserve it, after all.

It’s a lovely day.

[rubyphilomela]

Oh but he did

@itshaejinju

Wouldn't that be weird?

(say what you will about season 4, this man has served some damn looks)

[currentlyonstandbi]

all the Deli Fives: *trying to figure out how to fix the timeline and stop the apocalypse*

Brisket Five in the kitchen:

[moon-trees]

Season 4 of tua is the opposite of fan service. Fan disservice if you will.

[c0ffeeb1ack]

tua in a nutshell ://

[suzieloveships]

Season 4 of The Umbrella Academy got me like

[laurrelise]

picture this: a scene in the umbrella academy where the siblings have to sorta go undercover and stealthily get information and five has no choice but to pretend to be an innocent little kid to sneak past without raising suspicion but he ends up just beats the everliving shit out of anyone in their way

[fictionandescapism]

Me watching season 4 of the umbrella academy:

[very-straight-blog]

Number Five from seasons 1-3, you'll always be famous.

[feralnumberfive]

So let me get this straight: Five hid from Lila that he had found his previous journal that told them how to get home just so that he could deepen his relationship with her and hide from the world? So that he could completely forget about his beloved wife Dolores and go on to steal his brother's wife and the mother of their children? And nonetheless without any of his family members knowing where he and Lila are? Completely abandoning his family? And potentially letting them die in another apocalypse?

Fuck that. To the max