#Peter and James

[moonyswarmsweaters]

Sirius: when you're gay in your house with no one else you're homolone

Remus: when you're bi and there's nobody around you're bi yourself

Peter: when you're asexual and nobody is present in your vicinity, you're aceolated

James: when you're pansexual and everyone else left you've been apandoned

[here-for-a-good-time-hopefully]

I’m not gonna lie Remus and Sirius would be the worst couple to hang out with like they would be on top of each other 24/7 with literally no thoughts about anyone but each other

Those two are so lucky that they’re friends with Only Child Extraordinaire James Potter who could hold a conversation with a brick wall

[theprongspotter]

James: Everyone just relax, no one is going to die!... but if someone does die it's probably going to be Peter.

Peter: Hey!

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c: @incorrectquoteprompts

[vomits0cutely]

“Forgive me, Peter. My lost fearless leader, in closets like cedar, persevered when we were just kids. It is something I did?”

But it’s James’ last words to Peter trying to figure out what he did to deserve this betrayal.

[ifyouknowmenahyoudontt]

i’ve been thinking about why it’s always the same characters that are thrown into ships (james,regulus,evan….) but that other characters have been labeled as ace ever since i can remember?

why is peter always ace? because he is not as attractive as the others? because he’s bigger?

what about snape? besides the snily delusionals, i’ve never seen him with anyone else? why is that?

do you guys only like making characters gay and/or in love when you think they’re pretty and skinny enough to fetishize them? because it seems to me like timothee chalamet as regulus black is the perfect exemple of this.

or think about the lack of sapphic ships and depth to them. they are always background characters. or used in mlm relationships as objects

[fourthemarauders]

James:"Alright,sirius,regulus,let's go over this one more time"

James:"If something breaks?"

Regulus:"we try to fix it before remus gets home"

James:"And if this doesn't work?"

Sirius:"we blame it on peter"

Peter:"wtf"

[cazzythefrogking]

marauders incorrect quotes pt 196

Peter: How are you gonna carve a gigantic pumpkin? James: The same way I make onion rings! James: grabs a chainsaw

[valoflunar]

forever believing that james and peter almost had a permanent mark on their faces because they face palmed so much during pre-wolfstar (their denial/pining stage) and whenever sirius or remus insisted the other didn’t like them back and was straight they face palmed so many times that they needed to ice their foreheads

[jegulus4444]

How do you feel about rare pair Regulus x Peter pettigrew, I promise if you think about it makes sense

dealer Peter who lets his best friends baby brother get free weed and smoke with but no one else. Pete who goes silent when Regulus is a chatterbox teogther. It’s their way of recharging.

Remus asking why Reg doesn’t pay but he does. Peter just awkwardly shrugging.

their relationship being revealed at a party after Peter shotguns smoke to Reg and everyone shocked

holly jolly theater kid with the weird kid who people think has a hit list y’know it’s cute lmao

also startail as a ship name ??

Hahaha I love the ship name. I actually prefer James and Peter. Like not endgame. But knowing Peter always loved James, then James try and give him a chance bc he is that kind of person and friend and then it doesn’t work out. Maybe in some universe it does. But in the majority it doesn’t and in some it even causes Peter to betray him for picking Lily or Regulus over him.

But now I need to read the Regulus x Peter fic. Sounds like and interesting dynamic. Very intriguing. Please tell me more about startail

[laprettieststar]

Why is everything about the Marauders era so gay?

[here-for-a-good-time-hopefully]

James is a really good chef but the second someone enters the kitchen and tries to ‘help’ him he has a nervous breakdown

[thevampireslovelywife]

James who gets jealous when Sirius first meets Remus.

James who feels like he's losing his best friend to his other best friend.

Peter who felt the same way when James met Sirius.

Peter who felt replaced when Sirius started to get closer to James than he ever was.

James who found it hard to cope with the fact that there was someone who could be more of a friend to Sirius than he could.

Peter who was jealous that everyone seemed to be more important to each other than he was to them.

All they ever wanted was their friends to love them and be the most important to the people who were most important to them.

The difference? One sucked it up until he died and the other one joined the dark side, which led to his death as well.

[lilyevansdefender]

peter: if I betray you, I betray myself... if I betray him, I'll die. my life is very dear to me.

james: dearer then I?

peter: yes... yes, dearer then you.

[sunriseovergotham]

characters have to be a little bit awful in ways that you cant defend. its good for the ecosystem. your honor he did do that. He did in fact do that

[thatboisus]

“english isn’t my first langua—“ say no more.

[aphrcdites]

the bond between a girl and their favorite fictional man is both an unstoppable force and an immovable object