#Parenting Humor

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17 Funny Foul-Mouthed Kids Whose Accidental Potty Mouth Skills Are Better Than Their Potty Training Skills

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Today's Theme Is: Kidding Around!

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Creative Ways to Celebrate Sons Day 2024

Here’s a list of doable, off-the-wall ways to celebrate your son on Son's Day 2024 that’ll have him laughing (or cringing) for years to come.

Sons Day is coming up on Saturday, September 28, 2024, and let’s be real—just handing your son a card and calling it a day isn’t going to cut it. No, this year, you need to make it legendary, memorable, and, most importantly, hilarious. Here’s a list of doable, off-the-wall ways to celebrate your son that’ll have him laughing (or cringing) for years to come. 1. “Yes Day” — But Make It…

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Release Blitz: Oldest Mom on the Playground

 Essays & Collections, Parenting Humor, Women’s Non-fiction Date Published: 09-24-2024     Judy Haveson always believed she would one day “have it all.” Then she turned forty and wondered if she had waited too long. After countless failed first dates and fewer second ones, she finally found love, got married, and became a mother at forty-three. Oldest Mom on the Playground is a collection of…

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Laugh Out Loud With 200+ Daughter Puns That Show Just How Much You Adore Your Girl

Looking for a way to celebrate the joy of having a daughter with a side of laughter? ��200+ Daughter Puns and Jokes That Will Make You Laugh Until You Call Her Your Best Pun!”

is just what you need. From sweet and sassy wordplay to hilarious one-liners, this collection will capture the heart of any proud parent or daughter.

Whether you’re looking to brighten her day, share a giggle, or just enjoy some light-hearted humor, these puns are the perfect pick-me-up. Check out more clever puns that will have you laughing together in no time!

10 Daughter Puns That Will Make You Giggle Together

Why did the daughter get a job at the bakery? She was great at “kneading” some dough! 🥐

My daughter said she’s a magician — I didn’t believe her, but she “disappears” every time there are chores! 🎩

Why did the daughter bring a ladder to school? She heard her grades were on the “up and up”! 📚

My daughter said she’s going to be famous. I said, “Go ahead, you’re a ‘star-ter’ already!” 🌟

Why does my daughter love math class? Because she always has “acute” angle on life! 📐

My daughter told me she’s feeling “punderful” today — I guess she’s really embracing the family “wordplay”! 😊

Why did the daughter start a gardening club? She wanted to “grow” her circle of friends! 🌷

My daughter’s favorite color is blue — because she says it’s the color of “pun-sky” days! 🌈

Why does my daughter always laugh at my jokes? Because she’s my “pun-kid” at heart! 🥇

I asked my daughter if she’s ready for a great day. She said, “I’m ‘pun-sitive’ I am!” ☀️

Read: 200+ Daughter Puns and Jokes That Will Make You Laugh Until You Call Her Your Best Pun!

[dinosaur-ears]

Today I'm wearing a real bra

with no easy-access clasps and no milk stains

I bought the cabbage leaves and peppermint tea

and I can finally try the medication

to help

me handle

motherhood.

Goodnight boobs

Goodnight food

Goodnight hungry midnight mood

Goodnight lanolin, goodnight dates

Goodnight ugly nursing tanks

Goodnight flanges, goodnight pumps

Goodnight whipping it out at lunch

Goodnight mastitis

Goodnight glider

Goodnight little nipple biter ❤️

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OK do people outside the Midwest also do Midwest Goodbyes with their babies? bc I feel like it's a Baby Standard even with people who do a New York Goodbye or an Irish Goodbye but I also wouldn't know for sure.

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[tastefullyoffensive]

40 Funny Dad Memes As Fresh As A Pair Of New Balance Sneakers

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Todays Theme Is: Kidding Around!

Almost forgot to update today.😬😂

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"Twinkle Khanna's Hilarious Take on Motherhood: From Rotis to Modern Parenting"

In her latest column for the Times of India, Twinkle Khanna, the renowned author and entrepreneur, delves into the profound shifts in maternal roles and responsibilities from her own upbringing to her experiences as a parent. As Mother’s Day swept across social media, Twinkle chose to reflect on the multifaceted demands placed on modern-day mothers.

Recalling the simpler duties of her mother, Dimple Kapadia, which included ensuring her and her sister Rinke’s dietary and grooming needs were met, Twinkle juxtaposes them with her own diverse roles as a contemporary mother. From playing the roles of therapist, event organizer, stylist, educator, motivational guide, to even being a nutritionist and hairdresser, the responsibilities have evolved significantly.

While Twinkle reminisces about her childhood social escapades, like chasing chickens or collecting bottle caps for contests, she contrasts them with the challenges faced by present-day mothers. Managing screen time, adhering to gentle parenting techniques, and shielding children from potential scars are just a few of the complexities modern mothers navigate.

Injecting humor into her narrative, Twinkle shares an amusing anecdote involving her husband, actor Akshay Kumar, inadvertently likening her to a cow during her early days of motherhood. His casual remark about her being “unavailable” because she was “milking” humorously symbolized her transition from a glamorous figure to a nurturing mother.

Delving deeper, Twinkle explores the myriad struggles modern mothers face. Balancing childcare, career aspirations, and personal well-being while navigating societal expectations can feel like an uphill battle. She questions whether the modern approach of shielding children from the realities of the world results in homogeneity among today’s youth, with their similar behaviors, attire, and interests.

Acknowledging the pressure to strike a delicate balance in parenting, Twinkle reflects on the perpetual sense of guilt and blame that accompanies motherhood. Whether it’s granting too much freedom or being perceived as overly controlling, the journey remains fraught with uncertainty and judgment.

Ultimately, Twinkle’s poignant exploration serves as a tribute to the resilience and adaptability of mothers through the ages, as they continue to navigate the ever-changing landscape of parenthood with humor, grace, and love.

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[toruandmidori]

Give them the reward they deserve this Mother’s day (12th May) with our new disarmingly honest vintage style greetings card.

Cards are left blank inside for your own message / apology. 

Great gifts for long suffering moms this Mother’s day. 

Buy online here

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Papa Vs Triplets Ki Kusti | Curious Triplets Se Paresan Papa | Vlog - 9th Feb’24