#Pandora Rosier

[faerie-remuslupinsversion]

Pandora wears them for lily

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cw: sexual content

[flayedcrank]

Can we spread the “Evan Rosier can’t see for shit and definitely needs glasses but refuses to get them” agenda bc it’s been on my mind for quite some time

Bonus points if we also spread the agenda that it’s a friend group inside joke how Pandora’s a Seer and Evan’s a can’t seer

Evan: She’s NOT a Seer

Barty: No, YOU’RE not a seer

[moonyswarmsweaters]

Evan: Well, this is the weirdest occult summoning ritual I've ever walked in on.

Barty: ... How many have you walked in on?

Evan: Pandora is my sister.

Evan: I don't bother counting.

[siriusstardust]

marlene “gaslight gatekeep girlboss” mckinnon

and

sirius “mansplain manipulate malewife” black

aka the duality of humankind

[noblehouseofgay]

Average day in the Slytherin common room

Snape: would you guys be there for me if I was going through something?

Regulus: no

Dorcas: nope

Evan: absolutely not

Barty: I hope it sucks whatever you're going through

Pandora: I hope it emotionally scars you for the rest of your life

Regulus: I hope you reach out to me so I can ignore you

Evan: i can't wait to go to your funeral knowing I could've changed that outcome

[pages-and-1nk]

Felt.

Pandora: Hey, Cas, did you ever have that ‘Not Like the Other Girls’ phase?

Dorcas: Yes, actually.

Pandora: What did you used to say?

Dorcas: I’m not like other girls, I’m not boy crazy.

Pandora: I used to say I’m not like other girls, I love the color blue.

Dorcas: I’m not like other girls, I don’t like pink.

Pandora, is wearing makeup: I’m not like other girls, I don’t need makeup.

Regulus, who was there the whole time: I’m not like other girls, I want to be a boy.

They turn to him.

Regulus: I was right, I wasn’t like the other girls.

[vulcajes]

The Marauders & Co's love languages ✨️

James — gift giving

Peter — acts of service

Sirius — quality time

Remus — words of affirmation

Lily — quality time

Mary — physical touch

Marlene — acts of servive

Emmeline — gift giving

Alice — quality time

Frank — words of affirmation

Dorcas — words of affirmation

Pandora — quality time

Evan — physical touch

Barty — acts of service

Bellatrix — physical touch (violent)

Andromeda — physical touch

Narcissa — gift giving

Xenophilius — words of affirmation

Sybill — acts of service

Regulus — has never known love

[lyracx]

no, cause i’m not too sure everyone understands. the absolute fear of being queer, in a strict household. please read, because i’m kinda sick of people brushing over this in things like fics and such.

it’s fucking horrifying. because you have seen generations above you in straight marriages. you’ve pretended that you understood when your parents told you that it was wrong. you’ve already laughed at your friends for being queer.

and now, oh shit, you’re queer. its terrifying. how do i tell them? oh, what if i get kicked out? its so scary. it’s never “i’ll tell them, fuck them if they disagree” no. never. never ever. it’s shaking, it’s “i’m just faking it.”, it’s what in fucking hell am i going to do?

[vinylfoxbooks]

February 15 - Barty Crouch Jr. | @into-the-jeggyverse | wc: 1,096 Final Part of Healer Apprentice James Part 1 | Part 2

James knows that they’re getting weird looks. People understand Sirius being here, he’s Regulus’ brother after all and their relationship has been greatly improving since they both agreed to come stay with James instead of their parents. However, James and Regulus are much more under wraps, so there’s many looks being sent their way -- understandably, the ‘Golden Boy’ of Gryffindor wearing a Slytherin tie and standing on the Slytherin side of the bleachers right next to Sirius, Pandora, Marlene, and Evan cheering on their friends and partners. 

It’s also how James is one of the first people to make it down to the field the second that Regulus goes down, their friends right after them. It’s how James is the first person not on a broom to make it to his fallen body, especially since Poppy is still up in the infirmary. 

Barty, who touched down next to Regulus just moments before James got to him, pushes their captain away and puts up a fight against him -- he’s understandably, trying to get James away from his seeker, but neither Barty nor James care. The others take to making a space around them to get the rest of the teams and anyone else that may have rushed forward away. 

James just focuses on keeping him stable, on checking over him, making sure his pulse is still there and his breathing is even before starting on the more in depth searches, pulling out their wand and doing scanning spells. They barely register when McGonagall and Slughorn get to them and are let in by their friends. 

McGonagall hunches down on the ground next to the two, putting her hand on James’ shoulder, “Talk to me, what’s going on with him.” 

James mindlessly prattles off what they’ve discovered so far to her, doing another spell to keep him stable in case Regulus’ body decides to give out. They barely register the terms falling from their lips, but they know that the woman is keeping up with it -- you can’t be married to the very person that taught James all of these terms for so long and not know how to keep up with it. 

McGonagall nods, “Alright, you, Mister Crouch, and Mister Black take him up to the medical wing. Your friends can go with you, I’ll deal with everything here. You’re dismissed, James.” James nods, thanks the woman, and calls for Barty and Sirius. The two come rushing over and help James pick their boyfriend up. The three of them make their way to the infirmary, Dorcas, Pandora, and Evan making a blockade around the three. James hands Regulus off to Barty while they go to prep a bed and Sirius goes to grab Poppy -- this looks like more than James is going to be able to do, let alone by themself. 

The woman comes rushing in, telling everyone but James to leave and give them space. Reluctantly, the group does so -- James thinks they hear something about Sirius going to get Remus and be back -- while the healer and her apprentice get to work on doing what they can to help Regulus. 

“It’s a good thing you’re a fan of quidditch.” Poppy says once they’re sure that Regulus is stable. James sits on the bed next to his head, watching his face, “I don’t tend to like those games and having you down there to jump in and do what you did today will be a great help and worry off my back.” She laughs gently, her crow’s feet wrinkling at the motion, “Perhaps I should take on apprentices more often.” 

James smiles at her, the dread they had been feeling slowly ebbing from their chest now that they’re sure he’s stable and they know what they can do to check on him at any point, “I’m sure it would be nice.” 

Poppy stands up and puts a hand on their shoulder like she tends to do, “He’ll be okay. Have faith in your capabilities.” And with that, she walks out of the area, going to do something else. Their friends fill into the small area soon after that, bombarding James with questions about how Regulus is doing. They reassure the group, saying that he’s stable and going to be asleep for a while but they’re monitoring him. They’re informed that Remus and Pandora -- the most rational of the group currently -- went to go see the aftermath of the attack, because they all know that this wasn’t an accident, but will be back soon. 

Sirius is the last person to leave after a while, though he seems about starving, so James tells him to go ahead, perhaps even bring up some food for his friend and brother and reassuring him that they’ll be there when Regulus wakes up, no matter their duties with the other patients in the infirmary. Sirius nods reluctantly, whispering, “I’m glad he has you to take care of him.” And walking away. 

Regulus wakes up not long after that, just as James is finishing up with their rounds and has sat back down on the bed, “Sorry, did I wake you?” They reach out to run their hands through his hair, hopefully helping him come back to reality, “How are you feeling?” 

“Like shit.” Regulus grumbles quietly, moving to sit up. 

James stops him, “I’m sorry, love, but you can’t sit up right now.” They laugh gently at his groan, “I know, I know, but it’s just going to make the injury worse. I can get you another pain draught if you want.” Regulus nods and they stand to grab one that he’s allowed to take right now, handing it off to him. He drinks it gratefully, asking about what happened. James fills him in, running their hands through his hair and along his face. 

“Thank you, Jamie.” Regulus hums, his eyes growing lidded again. James smiles at him and is going to tell him to get more rest, but then Sirius is coming in with some food for them, Barty and Evan in tow, and James is moving to help him sit up in a way that isn’t going to disturb his healing and running another screening spell to assure their friends that he’s doing fine. 

James, unfortunately has to leave him to sleep in their own dorm, but they promise to him that they’ll check on him bright and early, leaning down to press a kiss to his lips, “I’m glad you’re okay.” 

“I’m glad I have you to take care of me.” 

They smile at him gently, “Always and forever.”

[myriadparacosm]

Pandora: Evan, I'm pregnant and it's Barty's. Evan: Regulus: Emmeline: Sorry? Dorcas: I... How is it possible? Barty: Obviously we didn't have sex! Evan: Pandora: But I got his sperm inside of me. Regulus: This is truly hell. Emmeline: Why would you say that?! On Evan's birthday! Pandora: It's also my birthday- Dorcas: Your funeral more like Pandora: And that's my present! Barty: We are having a baby! Applaud! Regulus: Evan: Why couldn't you just say you agreed to be our surrogate?!

[james-potters-biggest-fan]

More quotes from me and my friends as Marauders

i laughed reading most of these

theres like 2 that reference american politics but their funnier to me if u imagine these british teens talking abt politics from a country they dont live in

*a math problem comes on the tv*

Mary: ugh thats worse than blood on the screen

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Pandora: James and Lily have their amazon linked, so I have to order this for her

Evan: I never understood linking your accounts

Barty: yeah, how are you supposed to hide things from each other

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McGonagall, to the Marauders: I’m just thinking about having a grandson like you. no thank you!

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McGonagall: On november 20th your president is coming to class.

Sirius: Obama???

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Barty: Sometimes when I’m stressed, I think I should do cocaine

Regulus: I don’t think that would help with the stress

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Marlene: I’m learning this in my womens class-

Sirius: I don’t wanna hear you talk about women anymore.



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Regulus: I’m really tired

James: I can tell from your …your bags in your eyes. your baggy eyes.

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James: Mom did you hear that? Moony told me to kill myself

Effie: It was kinda funny

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Mary: Whenever I think about Kamala Harris I just wanna jork it

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Evan: As we know, women are stupid and can’t think on their own

Dorcas: And whores!

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Lily: Imagine walking into the ER on Christmas like “i have a Christmas tree in my bagina 😔”

Evan: I don’t have to imagine

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Pandora: I’m curious what mental disability you have. I can tell you’re neurodivergent just from reading your post.

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Dorcas: I’m learning about women in American history so I can know what women to erase from history

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Sirius, to Walburga, about Remus: Mom don’t make fun of his mullet, its what makes him beautiful.”m

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Remus: Y’know what i think people need to start calling each other again? Freakass. /pos

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Barty: I don’t believe everypony should have rights.

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Sirius to Regulus after he had an asthma attack and almost passed out: it’s like anemia and asthma are making love inside your body.

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James: Unpopular opinion, I love Arbys.

Peter: Barbies?

James: ARBYS

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Sirius driving, seeing Evan and Barty: Are they your friends?

Regulus: they’re alright.

Sirius: Should I hit them?

Regulus: yeah.

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James: Finish your crepes.

Marlene: I’ll finish your mom. I’ve had lots of practice.

James: I HATE you.

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James: I don’t know how to make rice on a stove

Peter: You just…put water

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Pandora: Thats why I think I’m an extra terrestrial being

Evan: I think you’re just autistic.

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James: I’m a homemaker.

Monty: You got one word right. homo.

James: YOU’RE a homo maker actually

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Remus: This year I’m getting boy pregnant at prom!

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Sirius: I struggle to look at Regulus when I talk because of the nausea

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Lily: Am i listening to pop music because im depressed, or am i depressed because i’m listening to pop music

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Walburga, at some point: I think being vegan is worse than being gay.

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[dorasoracle]

Regulus being called Luce , Lus , Lux , only by his close friends is so dear to me.

[astral-projects-stars]

Posted a little something on ao3!! go read it if you'd like <3

Summary:

Never in a million years did Remus Lupin ever think that he would pour his heart out for the world to hear over Sirius Black. The one problem is Sirius died years ago and Remus still cant get over him.

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Never in a million years did Sirius Black think he would hear his best friends voice again. During art therapy with his friends Peter and James, Remus apparent love song "Merry Christmas, Please Don't Call" comes on over the speakers at the Psych ward.

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Inspired by the Song Merry Christmas, Please Don't Call by Bleachers.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/63080161/chapters/161542918