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A copper retriever with her unoxidised puppies

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having a younger sibling is so embarrassing iwouldnt stoop this low for anyone but her im like quadruple texting "JUST TELL ME IF YOU WANT TO GO TO THE AQUARIUM ON DECEMBER 29TH SO I CAN GET TICKETS" and she leaves me on read 10000 times.

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A story about a boy who wore his movie fandom on his head.

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I hear theyre playing sports at the kendrick show today

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the cheers as soon as not like us starts playing 😭😭 that tweet that said "whenever you're having a bad day remember drake is having it worse" will never age

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DRAKE KILL YOURSELF NEOW

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I bend over and my spine cracks like a glowstick

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my brother had a brilliant idea that i wanted to share with other people who have four-legged family members: he trained our two cats to go directly to the door when they hear the fire alarm.

obviously at first the fire alarm sent them scrambling for cover, but he started slowly by giving them treats whenever it went off, when someone burned food or forgot to open the fireplace flu. he then progressed to calling them to the door to offer treats immediately after the alarm went off. and it actually wasn't too long before the cats voluntarily started going to the door upon hearing the alarm.

i think this was genius because in the event of a real emergency we know exactly where the cats will be and we will not have to waste precious time trying to find them to rescue them. i think this method would work equally well with dogs and probably other free-roaming pets such as rabbits, ferrets, etc. and i certainly encourage others to give it a shot!

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My confession is that I enjoy the big bang theory. Is it funny? Not really. Do I identify with any of the characters? Not really. Do I find it respectful toward women, poc, neurodivergent, queer identities? Definitely not. But for some reason I am always watching it if it’s on tv.

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me,  a harmels cishet person: Honk hoynk

ANGRY TUMRL SJW:

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hey girl, are you (be cool and edgy) a gun (but not too edgy!) because you're pretty (great job, you've fucked this up already no going back) and i want you in my mouth? (say something british now, that never fails) tally-ho!

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In Japanese, they don’t say “moon,” they say “tsuki,” which literally translates to “moon,” and I think that’s how language works.

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I kept forgetting about it but i edited my uhura poster to look more comic book-y and i rlly love it so here u go🤲