#POOR ROBS
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plistommy ¡ 9 months ago
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Steve snaps a little polaroid of his ass and stashes it into Eddie’s room when he leaves the town for a couple of days with Robin to look at her college.
He hears from Eddie the same night, cursing over how Wayne almost found it when he was cleaning Eddie’s beer cans and how he’s about to lose his mind and come fuck Steve right now even if it meant he’d have to drive six hours to him.
Steve just smirks into the phone, being proud of himself that his boyfriend is gonna be miserably horny for the next three days.
”I really don’t wanna know.” Robin side eyes him from the other bed and it makes Steve laugh while Eddie still rants to him from the other side of the line.
”Oh you think this is funny, huh? You little shit now you’re asking for it! Maybe when you get back I won’t fuck you, is that what you want?”
That makes Steve snort.
”Pleaaase, like you’d be able to hold yourself back. If I recall you said something about wanting to just live with your dick buried inside my ass forever—”
”Ew! No no no no NO! Stop!” Robin yells and Steve feels a little bad for her so he says his goodbyes in the most sweetest tone and hangs up to a whining Eddie.
”You are the worst.”
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manicpixiemidgirl ¡ 9 months ago
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Y'know, I think you and a lot of people mistake House for being homophobic, racist, sexist, and transphobic (maybe a little more credit to that one, but if the show was being made in more modern day we might see otherwise). None of them remotely realize,
He's being edgy.
He's purposefully getting a rise out of people because he likes getting people angry at him.
If you listen to what he says when he ACTUALLY means what he's saying, he's actually progressive, especially for the time. He calls the HIV guy's dad a bigot because he thought he hated his son for being gay. He told the football player "you won't need to play sports now to get a good career" when his skin started to discolor to white. He literally said "white, skinny, pretty people make all the rules in society" at one point. All of his actions prove that he believes women are just as capable as men are, if not more so in some cases, especially with Thirteen and Amber. He's FIERCLEY pro choice and doesn't even try to hide it or pretend otherwise.
And while he definitely has some pretty terrible stuff going on with intersex/trans people, the show frames him in a bad way for doing so.
House is a horrendous person in a lot of ways, but he's not ACTUALLY a bigot. He just likes to pretend to be because he hates it when people like him and tries to push them away.
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thornescratch ¡ 2 months ago
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The utter GLEE and willingness to choose violence that each of these men exhibits as soon as they pick up a tortilla, this team building exercise game was perfect, ten out of ten, no notes.
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njere ¡ 6 months ago
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I love drawing Luffy getting on his nerves
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ecto-stone ¡ 10 months ago
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"We're everything that you dream of but were robbed of"
lineart belong to ThePokeOne
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hangingoffence ¡ 9 months ago
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gk jason (with a stubble bc hes too naked without it)
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5h0w1sh ¡ 4 months ago
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Shadow is taking the picture
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headshrnker ¡ 8 months ago
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Outtakes from the Wonderwall cover photoshoot, 1995
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ghostlyarchaeologist ¡ 1 year ago
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"We got to find a way to make him believe that protecting Zilgram is not worth his trouble."
Leverage S04E11 The Experimental Job.
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papa-evershed ¡ 5 months ago
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Rob James-Collier as Martin Evershed ACKLEY BRIDGE
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thelesbianluthor ¡ 3 months ago
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Dale Lee fighting the angels at every chance to give his wife Sofia tax advice and watch the deers with her is the sweetest most heartbreaking thing ever.
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herblinz ¡ 8 months ago
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“You tell me today you believe in destiny. And back then… Did you believe back then? Oh, yes, you must have. You must have believed that destiny would bring us together. The fact you did nothing to quicken this encounter ought to be attributed to that.”
— Andrzej Sapkowski, Something More
A study of beloved J. C. Leyendecker’s Consolation for Galaxy’s Worst Mother’s Day. (Last part to render was Maul’s legs and I just needed to be done with it. Also, I’m on vacation with friends, I had food, and I’m drunk, also a little bit high. So, hm, I cut myself some slack.)
I wish we got to see a confrontation between Maul and Talzin. Some unpacking is desperately needed.
In this post I talked a bit more on the study process. If you like my stuff (and Maul, and cats), considering joining my moot there :3
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trashanstuff ¡ 1 year ago
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wishing @irenereru a merry (late i’m so sorry 😭) Christmas!
This is my gift for the stobotnik secret santa 2023, thank you @panic-flavored for organizing the event
You asked for something soft and cute so I thought a lil domestic morning would do,let the villains enjoy the holidays
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horsemeatluvr23 ¡ 7 months ago
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sorry did we all just ignore etho saying "i've been robbed multiple times" on scar's stream last night ?!?!?!
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hussyknee ¡ 7 months ago
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You only have a book buying problem if you have disposable income. If you're poor you have a book downloading problem. Book piracy is the great equaliser because even broke people get the chance to organize and re-organize a thousand books they'll never read.
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emolionsrawr ¡ 6 months ago
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buck: did you know columbia currently has a war going on again cocaine hippos?
bobby: *looks up from cooking dinner* what?
hen: what?!
chimney: did you say cocaine hippos?!
eddie: oh i need to hear more
buck: yeah! pablo escobar had exotic animals, when he was gunned down by the police they either died or went to zoo's, apart from the hippos, they were left to fend for themselves, columbia is now starting to sterilise all the hippos they find because they're an invasive spieces
bobby: why didn't they just ship the hippos back to africa when they were relocating the animals to the zoos?
buck: because they were too difficult to transport
eddie: so let's be clear, these hippos aren't actually doped up on coke?
buck: no, not at all
eddie: oh thank fuck that sounds terrifying
hen: yeah i wouldn't want a cocaine bear after me let alone a hippo
buck: oh funny you should mention bears because that happened in chattahoochee-oconee national forest in georgia near the state's border with tennessee there was a bear who stumbled across three duffel bags full of coke that fell out of a overloaded plane and the bear ate all the coke
chimney: what happened to the bear?
buck: died of a drug overdose, the bear was 3-4 years old and weighed 135 pounds
hen: damn, poor bear
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