#POOR ROBS
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Steve snaps a little polaroid of his ass and stashes it into Eddie’s room when he leaves the town for a couple of days with Robin to look at her college.
He hears from Eddie the same night, cursing over how Wayne almost found it when he was cleaning Eddie’s beer cans and how he’s about to lose his mind and come fuck Steve right now even if it meant he’d have to drive six hours to him.
Steve just smirks into the phone, being proud of himself that his boyfriend is gonna be miserably horny for the next three days.
”I really don’t wanna know.” Robin side eyes him from the other bed and it makes Steve laugh while Eddie still rants to him from the other side of the line.
”Oh you think this is funny, huh? You little shit now you’re asking for it! Maybe when you get back I won’t fuck you, is that what you want?”
That makes Steve snort.
”Pleaaase, like you’d be able to hold yourself back. If I recall you said something about wanting to just live with your dick buried inside my ass forever—”
”Ew! No no no no NO! Stop!” Robin yells and Steve feels a little bad for her so he says his goodbyes in the most sweetest tone and hangs up to a whining Eddie.
”You are the worst.”
#steddie#He’s a TEAAAAAAASE#Steve is a tease#Who knew?#POOR ROBS#GOTTA GO THROUGH ALL OF THIS#LOL#a small something#steve harrington#eddie munson#steve x eddie#steve harrington x eddie munson#robin buckley#stranger things#st#my writing#text
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Y'know, I think you and a lot of people mistake House for being homophobic, racist, sexist, and transphobic (maybe a little more credit to that one, but if the show was being made in more modern day we might see otherwise). None of them remotely realize,
He's being edgy.
He's purposefully getting a rise out of people because he likes getting people angry at him.
If you listen to what he says when he ACTUALLY means what he's saying, he's actually progressive, especially for the time. He calls the HIV guy's dad a bigot because he thought he hated his son for being gay. He told the football player "you won't need to play sports now to get a good career" when his skin started to discolor to white. He literally said "white, skinny, pretty people make all the rules in society" at one point. All of his actions prove that he believes women are just as capable as men are, if not more so in some cases, especially with Thirteen and Amber. He's FIERCLEY pro choice and doesn't even try to hide it or pretend otherwise.
And while he definitely has some pretty terrible stuff going on with intersex/trans people, the show frames him in a bad way for doing so.
House is a horrendous person in a lot of ways, but he's not ACTUALLY a bigot. He just likes to pretend to be because he hates it when people like him and tries to push them away.
#house#house md#house m.d.#gregory house#more mouse bites#I actually had to make this argument on Reddit because some guy unironically said that it was “hardcore”#and “feels robbed of what could've been if pussy PC and woke culture hadn't ruined Hollywood.”#catagory 10 piss on the poor moment
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I love drawing Luffy getting on his nerves
#this poor 30yo man trying to handle g5 luffys antics will always amuse me#you brought this on yourself lucci kaku told you not to fight him#monkey d. luffy#gear 5 luffy#rob lucci#luffy#cp0#lucci#one piece#egghead spoilers#egghead arc#egghead arc spoilers#my art#this is also a follow up to the previous ⛅️⛈️ post
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"We're everything that you dream of but were robbed of"
lineart belong to ThePokeOne
#danny phantom#sam manson#tucker foley#greenwithenvy2024#I alway think og when a teen kid chosing the hero path#it effectively rob them of all ability to make mistake or do wrong#caused they're hero#they're not allowed to make mistake#or have wrong thought#repressing it so hard that when it come out it come out as extreme and as bad as possible#due to the poor kid unable to have any healthy outlet for it
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The utter GLEE and willingness to choose violence that each of these men exhibits as soon as they pick up a tortilla, this team building exercise game was perfect, ten out of ten, no notes.
#Once again I am mourning that we were ROBBED of Nicke clobbering people with tortillas#Also poor Protas. He has been hit in the face and spat upon and made to eat a hot sauce oreo and drink pickle juice. His life is hard.#Dowd decided FUCK THEM KIDS and just going full force for it on McMike#Ovi going for the half force slap then getting a stronger slap from Strome and visibly deciding OH IT IS ON#Carlson and Willy hitting each other so hard their tortillas break apart#PLD not being able to even get to the slapping before spewing water giggles#Chuckie hitting Mangiapane so hard he practically cries#Everything that happened with Lappy and Pro#Alexander Ovechkin#Dylan Strome#Charlie Lindgren#Andrew Mangiapane#Matt Roy#Jakob Chychrun#Nic Dowd#Connor McMichael#John Carlson#Tom Wilson#Aliaksei protas#Hendrix Lapierre#Pierre Luc Dubois#Martin Fehervary#Alexander Alexeyev#Ivan Miroshnichenko#Washington Capitals#Caps Media Day
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gk jason (with a stubble bc hes too naked without it)
#anyway the game handles jason poorly and it handles every other character poorly too#i get that its not arkham related but something else than poor batfam fanfiction could have been nice#like i would have liked to see post-pit jason full of anger and ready to take revenge finding out that bruce has died#robbing jason from his revenge plans#myart#jason todd#gotham knights#dc
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Shadow is taking the picture
#miles tails prower#sonic the hedgehog#rouge the bat#shadow the hedgehog#tails the fox#sonic#sonic fandom#sonic fanart#artists on tumblr#tails fanart#rouge is embarrassed to be caught#they were robbing a bank to give money to the poor#they was trynna be Robin Hood#free them
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Outtakes from the Wonderwall cover photoshoot, 1995
#liam gallagher#the wonderwall cover was robbed tbh#my poor man was victim of a crime#oasis#wonderwall
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Rob James-Collier as Martin Evershed ACKLEY BRIDGE
#rob james-collier#robert james-collier#rob james collier#robert james collier#ackley bridge#martin evershed#mine#poor Mr. E is so tired of the bullshit#give him to me i'll [REDACTED] his [REDACTED] so he's finally properly appreciated#it's what he deserves
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"We got to find a way to make him believe that protecting Zilgram is not worth his trouble."
Leverage S04E11 The Experimental Job.
#leverage#alec hardison#eliot spencer#nate ford#aldis hodge#christian kane#timothy hutton#poor eliot#i know he's probably been in much worse before#but somebody give him a hot water bottle and a warm hug#(we were robbed of the scene of parker doing just that when she broke into the facility later imo)#(just sayin')#ghostly'sgifs
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“You tell me today you believe in destiny. And back then… Did you believe back then? Oh, yes, you must have. You must have believed that destiny would bring us together. The fact you did nothing to quicken this encounter ought to be attributed to that.”
— Andrzej Sapkowski, Something More
A study of beloved J. C. Leyendecker’s Consolation for Galaxy’s Worst Mother’s Day. (Last part to render was Maul’s legs and I just needed to be done with it. Also, I’m on vacation with friends, I had food, and I’m drunk, also a little bit high. So, hm, I cut myself some slack.)
I wish we got to see a confrontation between Maul and Talzin. Some unpacking is desperately needed.
In this post I talked a bit more on the study process. If you like my stuff (and Maul, and cats), considering joining my moot there :3
#incorrect quotes#it’s perfect tho#we are robbed of good angst ahh#can totally see he has mommy issues#also daddy issues i guess#poor evil little meow#what is mother talzin using to tube men her flappy thingy magig in the back#anyway i tried#darth maul#darth maul fanart#maul#star wars#star wars fanart#mother talzin#digital art#artists on tumblr#art#illustration#j c leyendecker#master study
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sorry did we all just ignore etho saying "i've been robbed multiple times" on scar's stream last night ?!?!?!
#i grew up in the centre of one of the biggest cities in the world and i've never been robbed#tbf probably because i'm poor but.#so funny to me#ethoslab#etho#horsemeatposting
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You only have a book buying problem if you have disposable income. If you're poor you have a book downloading problem. Book piracy is the great equaliser because even broke people get the chance to organize and re-organize a thousand books they'll never read.
#otoh my kindle library is very pretty#at least on the app#i need a twelve step program or something#real talk: if I love a book or author i save up and buy it from them#if i hadn't had the chance to read them i wouldn't be moved to do that#poor people are not robbing writers yo#books#reading#piracy#zlibrary#knee of huss
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Dale Lee fighting the angels at every chance to give his wife Sofia tax advice and watch the deers with her is the sweetest most heartbreaking thing ever.
#thank you ricky for giving the blade to dale and making it possible#they deserve to reunite even if for a little while#they were robbed of a life together#my poor girl sofia being so accepting of an eventual death bc she knows he is waiting for her#but knowing she has a job on earth to do right now so she keeps on fighting for a better world#i love sofia so much#the unsleeping city#dimension 20#sofia lee#dale lee#brennan lee mulligan#this was sooo evil of brennan ngl the moment he revealed the truth abt dale my heart broke#sofia bicicleta#emily axford#dropout
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buck: did you know columbia currently has a war going on again cocaine hippos?
bobby: *looks up from cooking dinner* what?
hen: what?!
chimney: did you say cocaine hippos?!
eddie: oh i need to hear more
buck: yeah! pablo escobar had exotic animals, when he was gunned down by the police they either died or went to zoo's, apart from the hippos, they were left to fend for themselves, columbia is now starting to sterilise all the hippos they find because they're an invasive spieces
bobby: why didn't they just ship the hippos back to africa when they were relocating the animals to the zoos?
buck: because they were too difficult to transport
eddie: so let's be clear, these hippos aren't actually doped up on coke?
buck: no, not at all
eddie: oh thank fuck that sounds terrifying
hen: yeah i wouldn't want a cocaine bear after me let alone a hippo
buck: oh funny you should mention bears because that happened in chattahoochee-oconee national forest in georgia near the state's border with tennessee there was a bear who stumbled across three duffel bags full of coke that fell out of a overloaded plane and the bear ate all the coke
chimney: what happened to the bear?
buck: died of a drug overdose, the bear was 3-4 years old and weighed 135 pounds
hen: damn, poor bear
#911 abc#911 evan buckley#911 buck#911 show#911 incorrect quotes#911 henretta wilson#911 hen wilson#911 hen#911 chimney han#911 chimney#911 howard han#911 howard chimney han#911 bobby nash#911 bobby#cocaine bear#honesty tho poor bear#cocaine hippos#THEY ARENT ON COKE THO#just pablo escobar#they didn't talk about the coke hippos in narcos#we were robbed#also yes i got this from the weirdest thing i learned this week#don't look at me#it's such a good podcast#evan buckley has adhd#himbo evan buckley
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wishing @irenereru a merry (late i’m so sorry 😭) Christmas!
This is my gift for the stobotnik secret santa 2023, thank you @panic-flavored for organizing the event
You asked for something soft and cute so I thought a lil domestic morning would do,let the villains enjoy the holidays
#rob is clingy only and exlusively in the morning#he needs his human heater ok?#since they sleep little because of work#they are very eepy once they relax#hope you enjoy#pretend you dont see that poor exuse of a background#stobotnik#agent stone#dr robotnik#sonic movie#jimbotnik
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