#and how interesting he was

[penisbrigade]

not to jump on the “later season cas sucked” train, bc i love later season cas so much that’s my pookie but i think the problem is they made him too submissive in a way that’s out of character for both him AND dean. like they introduced him as someone who would not be shoved around and stood up for himself, and his dynamic with dean was often him metaphorically towering over dean in a way because he’s an ANGEL. in later seasons they just made him into a bit of a wet paper towel and made dean way more bossy and way less kind (a fundamental aspect of his character, in my mind). i love a soggy pathetic little meow meow as much as the next guy but i think the show would’ve been much more interesting if cas just stayed the one guy who couldn’t be shoved around by dean.

like, even CROWLEY became deans little puppy. why did they give him this power over everybody. too much plot armor, man. let him be shoved back more

[unsung-idiot]

don't show him modern technology; it won't end well

bonus under the cut:

[daydreamerwonderkid]

Bruce used Awkward Flirtation. It's a Critical Hit!

Reference under cut

[platoapproved]

What was that you said about memory? "A monster," was it?

[birdy-babe]

Blitzøs entire life spent being unwanted. So he adapted, and learned how to be something needed, something to be used.

Which is why I think he firmly believes he is being used by Stolas. He simply cannot fathom a different reality, one in which he is wanted for once in his life.

[chloesimaginationthings]

What if Henry found Springtrap first in FNAF..

[qiinamii]

new guy in the Express

bonus:

adding more to the whimsy

[somewhereincairparavel]

"jason is a knockoff watered down percy" NO hear me out, jason actually parallels annabeth immensely, sharing SO many similarities with her personality, not percy, in this essay I will-

edit: my full analysis is out now! here

[infinitelystrangemachinex]

Imagining this Viktor sassing Mel. No screen on earth could have handled their power, I fear.

[voltaical-art]

do you guys ever think about how Wyll is introduced as an archetypal fantasy hero, but then it turns out he’s a warlock, who made a pact with a devil. Do you ever think about how Ansur is described as this fantastical dragon of myth, but then when you find him, he’s turned into an undead monstrosity. Do you think about how when Wyll does the right thing, he is punished to become more monstrous. Do you think about how as Wyll’s warlock powers grow, his spells get more horrific. Do you think about how Ansur was killed by his closest friend. Do think about how Wyll was cast out by the most important person in his life. do you guys ever think about Ansur and Wyll.

[thewardenshand]

best part of the locked tomb is if it was ANY other story naberius would be the number one guy. he’s a prince and somehow also a bodyguard and he’s a gifted fighter and devoted to the princesses and he has swoopy hair and dreamy eyes and no one gives a shit, because they’re all married/gay/focused on the actual plot. naberius is the lost love interest from a shitty ya fantasy novel that culminates in a love triangle between him, corona, and silas. this man is harry styles in a room full of lesbians

[swampybogg]

[hattersarts]

drew some book!husbands. they feel like they've taken more traits from each other than the show.

[spoopdeedoop]

king and harbinger, old and young

[sherurose]

"You can only be jealous of someone who has something you think you ought to have yourself." Margaret Atwood, The Handmaid’s Tale

[hinamie]

*catboys ur shounen protag*