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OKAY OKAY I JUST LISTENED TO BvZ AND OMG RJFJDJDJCIJF THAT WAS SO FUCKING AMAZING SHSJSJDJDJ
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Hei, I love your IRITB and Canis major so much. I keep going back to it.
Since V seemed to be okay with lending Sirius to have a child, how did he feel when Sirius give him the letter about Albus and Gellert and openly admired Grindelwald? And when the Vampire drunk from Sirius? Really I just want to see possessive Voldemort ;)
Also by the end, Voldemort got angry simply when Sirius wasn't home. How would he actually react if he had let Sirius marry and Sirius had a child? (Let's pretend he didn't murder Harry)
Here's a small part that didn't make it into the last chapter of Canis Major (I had to cut about 10k words):
This wasn't one of my brightest ideas, Voldemort considers, when all the vampires in the room stare at Sirius.
It's not just the usual admiration Sirius gets; there's something predatory in their eyes that sets Voldemort on edge. It makes his fingers reach for his wand.
He has to remind himself nothing will happen to Sirius; in fact, he's quite certain Sirius will enjoy it greatly. It's why he volunteered him for it, after all.
Yet even that bothers him. As the woman stalks closer to Sirius, and Sirius' pupils dilate when facing her, Voldemort is bothered, tendrils of anger licking at his brain.
Apparently, it's one thing to know Sirius is whoring around, and quite another to witness it.
He can't stand the way he looks at her, with arousal, the same way he looks at Voldemort, when they're in private.
It infuriates him. The amusement from before, when Sirius was all offended to be offered as a 'snack', withers and dies. He wants to murder the woman.
Rodolphus coughs, and Voldemort snaps out of it, only to realise he'd taken a step forward, and that he's holding his wand.
Get it together, he tells himself, just as Rodolphus sends him a pointed look.
The next few moments are uncomfortable bordering on unbearable. When she bites into Sirius, his Sirius, Voldemort envisions several ways to obliterate her.
He doesn't need vampires on his side that much, does he?
You do, a more rational side of his informs him.
No, I really don't.
"Enough," he orders, after just a few seconds.
She doesn't stop, and he raises his wand-
Nathaniel orders her to stop, and she does.
Voldemort is seething, something ugly and raw twisting inside him when he sees the fang marks on Sirius' throat- a throat that belongs to Voldemort.
And then he has to endure seeing Sirius feeding from the pest, a blissful look in his eyes, between lazy blinks.
It's especially infuriating, because Voldemort cannot feed him this way. This is not something he can offer to Sirius, and he feels lesser because of it. It's all illogical, mad, and it only serves to stoke his anger further.
Finally, it stops.
"How do vampires get erections?"
It's such a Sirius thing to ask, curious, reckless, lustful thing that he is. It would have made Voldemort laugh, but the tension in the room is high, all the vampires are aroused, and Voldemort wants to kill them all.
Nathaniel glides closer to Sirius. "I would be happy to explain."
Voldemort places himself between them. "The deal is sealed," he says, pointing to the door. "You will hear from me soon."
"You'll be able to find me for the next hours," the woman whispers to Sirius. "My blood will lead you to me-"
"Out," Voldemort orders, at the end of his patience.
Horrible images assault him, of Sirius and her naked, in some bed, bodies interwind.
It has never happened before- even when he knew Sirius was out with a woman or another, Voldemort did not think of it, did not care too much, because those women are nothing compared to him, insignificant entertainments that can only hold Sirius' attention for a moment.
But now he imagines it, and it makes him want to destroy something; preferably the vampire woman.
He calms, slightly, once he's alone with Sirius, back home. He's still irritated, because Sirius is hard, and it wasn't caused by Voldemort, but he can keep his anger in check.
And then he makes sure to redirect Sirius' lust, to make it about Voldemort.
As they fuck, Voldemort plans ways to kill the vampire.
When Sirius leaves, close to dawn, Voldemort goes on the hunt.
He brings back a bracelet the woman wore, an ancient thing, now splattered with blood and ashes.
He puts it away in a box, with a smile.
Only then he can sleep in peace.
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As for your last question, Voldemort *thinks* he will be alright with a marriage, but he won't be. Deep down, even he knows he won't be able to share Sirius, but he doesn't think about it too much, in typical Voldemort fashion. In his delusion, he pretended that Sirius would only have a wife for a night or two, get her pregnant and then she'll just disappear; that the baby wouldn't change Sirius. It's beyond delusional, of course. Marriages don't work quite like that, and neither do children.
#possessive Voldemort#it runs in the blood#sirius/voldemort#sirius having the time of his life#Voldemort dying inside#as always Voldemort did this to himself
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One of my favorite things in the Harry Potter books - maybe even my all time favorite - was the world building.
JK Rowling's plot was okay. The story line was fine. But the world? The magic world she created was incredable.
There are many fantasy books. And there are so many that are just as awesome or even more, but Harry Potter became a global phenomenon. I have no idea what in those books drew so many people in, but whatever it is worked.
But that nonexistent world we all been in is what made me come back for the fanfiction, fanart, headcanons and so much more.
For me, the books were fine. They weren't amazing. The plot was boring and I could tell what would happen in the end since the third book. Years later I understood that JK just spent few of the books getting Harry to grow up, so when she'll kill him, he wouldn't be a kid. So when he'll kill Voldemort he wouldn't be a kid. But those books that weren't that importent to the plot were so importent to the world building!
In the end, I always loved the fandom more then I liked the books. Because the fandom tells the more interesting stories.
Harry's story might have been the biggest. It might have been the story about the war and the hero that saved the day, and I do enjoy stories like that. But I love stories about the less in-the-spot-light characters:
I love reading fanfics about the marauders era. I love the Skittles and the Valkyries.
I love posts about how stupid the name Albus Severus is.
I love seeing fanart of characters that we didn't get a lot of information about.
I love headcanons about the sisters of the noble and most ancient house of Black.
I love heated arguments about whether characters were good or bad.
I love real ״to which Hogwarts house do you belong?״ that aren't just asking if you are brave, evil, nerd or yellow.
So when I say ״I love Harry Potter״ I don't mean the plot, and I most definitely do not mean the boy who lived, I mean I love that world, because it developed one of my favorite fandoms ever.
#harry potter#hp fandom#hp fanfic#hp marauders#hp#the marauders#maraders era#slytherin skittles#hogwarts#hogwarts houses#hogwarts school of witchcraft and wizardry#the most noble and ancient house of black#Black#sirius black#wolfstar#harry potter fandom#harry potter fanfiction#harry potter fanart#all the young dudes#crimson rivers#andromeda tonks#narcissa malfoy#bellatrix lestrange#andromeda black#narcissa black#bellatrix black#the black sisters#ravenclaw#hufflepuff#Stupid hogwarts houses tests
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Reading the cursed child (scorbus, norvelize version in a03). I read the script years ago when I was 11 (funfact it was the first harry potter book I've ever bought). So I'm rereading it again because I have a scorbus brainrot suddenly (11 y/o me shipped Scorpius and Rose so hard but now I grew up let just say my taste had change lmao).
List of thought gonna go longer as I read:
- yo Albus surly personality is basically me when I was 15 it was like looking into a mirror. Hold on there baby I understand you 😭
- I want to write a whole essay on Albus and Harry's relationship. They both are so precious but they just have a hard time with each other.
- Scorpius is the sunshine most sunshine cinnamon role ever. I would kill for him. I would die for him.
- ALL THOSE BULLY BETTER STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM MY OUTCASTS BABIES.
- “And be my good friend.” what if I die.
- why do people love to torture the cinnamon roll??? I want to hug Scorpio so bad like baby you deserve the moon and the sky and the world. And the fact that he's still trying to be so cheerful and optimistic. THE WORLD DOESN'T DESERVE HIM.
- Albus and Harry's father and son angst is killing me but it is also so delicious I relish in it (it's just so complicated I love it).
- "you’re kind, Scorpius. From the depths of your belly, to the tips of your fingers." Is the sweetest thing I've ever heard anyone said. I love this quote so much I want it tattooed on my forehead.
- Again, Scorpius deserve the fucking world.
- Scorpius and Draco's relationship is SO GOOD, SO PURE, SO SOFT. They love each other so much 😭
- brb I'm going to cry at the fact that Dark AU Ron and Hermione die in such a terrible way a few minutes after they finally confess their feelings (they were scared). 😭😭😭😭😭😭
- Snape is so dramatic. Girl "you're giving up your kingdom for Albus... All it takes is one person." he made it sound like they're in a romance fantasy novel (they are).
- Head empty. Scorpius happiest memory with Albus is strong enough for him to produce a patronus.
- Scorpius is once, again, a cutie pie that deserves everything.
- Delphi is more manipulative than I realized when I first read this lmao.
- GIRL the way Albus said that he and Scorpius ran away to start a new life in the muggle world as an excuse — what do you mean you're eloping at 14??? (Out of chronological order but I just remembered this)
- Delphi when I catch you —
- Never thought I'd be rooting for Draco and Harry duo yet here we are (did I say I love Draco as a dad?? I don't think he's appreciated enough. He's a brilliant dad! THIS is his best redemption arc).
- "What did you say to our son, Harry?" GO OFF QUEEN (Albus is a confirmed mommy boy)
- RON WANT TO MARRY HERMIONE AGAIN. I don't quite ship them in the book/movie but they're just the sweetest in here 😩😩
- I just had the sudden realisation that Scorbus might be the only couple that I ship in hp that is so close to canon (and was canonised by some play if I heard correctly).
- that time where they were in godric hollow and Scorpius was surprised that Albus never knew the full story of his grandparents or visited the place just bc he was being a petty, moody uninterested teenager hit so hard (he is me and I am him). And the shame he felt was real too. I always regret those years in my life where I acted like that and I don't even have a daddy issue like Al did, what's my bloody excuse lmao (I blame fucking hormones) 😩😭
- okay so finished it!! When I was a kid I don't quite like the time travel thingy and find it very confusing but I think it's because it's a screenplay yk, and it was meant to be watched not read. But the novel version did help a lot (and I give the author my hundreds of gratitude, her writing is absolutely beautiful! And she captured the characters perfectly! If you're scared to read The Cursed Child, read her novel version in ao3!!!).
I'm surprised that I actually love the plot more than I thought I would. Yeah it can get a bit unrealistic at times but all in all it's very entertaining and Albus and Scorpius are very well written, very rounded and nuanced characters that carry the book. I'm glad their parents didn't overshadow their personality etc (like them being mini-copies of Harry and Draco). They're their own person and I love that about them!!
They're not Drarry or even Jegulus as I've seen people say, they're in their own league. There are no enemies or hatred or tension between them; Scorpius and Albus genuinely like each other so much from the first they laid their eyes on each other and I adore them for it.
I read a theory that Albus was sent in Slytherin because he subconsciously wanted to be in a house with this kind boy met on the train and it made me want to cry (they were made for each other). (Although I do think Albus have many Slytherin traits, Scorpius I was less sure he screamed Hufflepuff/Ravenclaw to me but admittedly he can be cunning to).
So yeah, I don't think it's that bad as everyone said (and my 11 y/o self). It's fun and I actually cried a lot at the end of it (I have to watch Jily die, do you have any idea what that did to me???) (I don't even ship them but i swear this book set me to default back to canon).
I really want to watch the play, would die for it but it's impossible and I can only dream.xoxo
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Do you think that If there were other wealey/potter kids in slytherin that it would take away from albus's story and character? Also what do you think are the certain traits that are a must for writing him? Like AUs can change his character but what things need to be the same to still be albus?
GREAT QUESTION BECAUSE I ALSO WONDERED THIS A WHILE AGO.
No, I don't think Albus being in Slytherin was the root of his problems. Yes, people wouldn't care as much because he isn't the FIRST Potter/Weasley, but he's STILL Harry Potters child and unless it was James Sirius that was Slytherin, it would have still been a big deal. (It would've been a big deal anyway). Now if Harry was the one in Slytherin, nobody would care. Infact, Slytherin would gain a pretty good reputation. BUT there's one issue, Albus Potter is terrible at magic, and he hung around with Scorpius Malfoy. THAT was what really made all the bullying start, so that would keep his character on track and not change much of the story. We even see in the play that Albus and Harrys issues don't lay in him being a Slytherin, so they'd still have the fight, and he'd still try save Cedric!
Now onto the next question. Some quintessential Albus things that I personally think are important to his character are these:
1. Being a Slytherin. I think taking away this key part of him, or even just any of the traits that come along with it, ruin his character. If you show me an Albus who is brave and disregards his safety and would throw himself infront of an avada for people, I will not recognise him.
2. Being sharp tounged/surly. This may just be me, but i think him being able to bite back at Harry on the spot in a way that really hurts and isn't just a playground taunt is amazing. He had to go through shit to get a backbone and by god he won't let it go to waste. Timid, shy Albus just doesn't work well for me, it feels like doing an injustice.
3. Being bad at magic. One of the biggest things with Albus is the fact he has no talent. His dad was Harry Potter and he's the saviour of the wizarding world, who learned to cast a Patronus at 13, who tutored a group of students in DADA at 14, who survived the killing curse 2 times, and many more things. Albus was terrible at spells, he was surprised he could perform Incendio whilst going into third year (a first year spell), he only learned expeliarmus in 4th year, and he couldnt even get his broom to lift. But these things are IMPORTANT! Because he has so much pressure put onto him as Harry Potters son and he SHOULD be working extra hard to make up for being in Slytherin, but he doesn't even try. He only learns spells that would be useful to him in a situation, but otherwise he just can't find it in him to even care. I dunno this is just important okay okay.
4. His relationship with Harry. I dislike people thinking Harry should've been the perfect dad, and that he should've understood Albus. Harry probably doesn't even accept the fact he experienced abuse or bullying, nevermind trying to understand his son who is open with the fact. Their relationship and their reconciliation at the end of the play is essential, because it shows that they both care about eachother so much and just don't know how to show it. It's sweet.
5. Scorpius always has to be his bestfriend. Even if it starts with them being enemies and becoming bestfriends. If he isn't even mentioned in a fic or characters act like they don't know him... God... SOB.
6. LOOKING LIKE HARRY. Albus needs to look into the mirror and feel sick at the sight of his face because a young version of his dad stares back at him. He needs to become a teenager and find appreciation in the sallowness of his face, in the murky green of his eyes, and the awkward way he stands, because he finally looks different from Harry and its all he wanted. He loves his dad, but he needs people to know he's a seperate entity. Yeah... yeah this is essential for sure mhmhmhm
7. DRY HUMOR. THATS IT. PLEASE MAKE HIM SARCASTIC.
Okay that's it uhh I guess SOME of these could be taken away and it'd be fine but overall Albus needs to be characterised as a self proclaimed git who pretends to hate his dad that he is a replica of and is always sad slash angry except when he's around his bestfriend. Thanks you for the ask..🙏
#harry potter#hp#cursed child#hp next gen#harry potter next generation#albus severus potter#albus potter#tehe...
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🪐FAN THEORY
Okay, so I’m really exhausted since I watched all the BvzZ and BW. The demon from BW told something to Devlin in episode 12 (Bastard Warrior and Listener battle priest to rescue child). Faithful learns a bit Sub-Delta. But anyways, Devlin learn that Kerano isn’t the only GodKiller. Also how Kerano was unaffected by drugs, that Brother Joshua had to make a new type a drug. Interesting. Also Albus knows the holy language of truth. (If someone could translate it, amazing job!)
Greek letter: Delta is the fourth letter of the Greek alphabet, represented by the symbol Δ or ƍ.
It’s probably nothing, but what if Sub-Delta isn’t the first operation. What if Karmor was part of something similar with the Academy of Intelligence. Would the Mad Crow be like a teacher or someone who was studying with Karmor. Cause in the first episode of BvzZ how the Mad Crow said “I hate you”, it’s strange how he said it. Like they shared a bond that snapped. Or that’s me being stupid. So what if, and this is a BIG IF. Like don’t trust my opinion or what I’m going to say cause I need sleep. What if Karmor is a godkiller, he’s powers were maybe capable to kill the gods. Maybe the Mad Crow was okay to kill the gods, but Karmor refused and betrayed the Mad Crow. Again I’m just having dulus. Oh well, I’m dumb I’m going to do my school work now
#goodboyaudios#gba bvz#goodboyaudios albus#bastard vs zombies#fan theory#goodboyaudios faithless#goodboyaudios karmor#goodboyaudios kerano#goodboyaudios devin#fiction#I need sleep#what is wrong with me#how much are therapy#ooo hot men#gods I need help#JELLYFISH
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Summer after the traumatic end of the Triwizard Tournament, instead of Harry Potter getting visions of the latest evil plot from the Dark Lord, it is Voldemort who gets visions of The-Boy-Who-Lived’s childhood.
And they’re not pleasant.
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When Newt accepted to become one of Harry Potter's secret guard as a favor to Albus Dumbledore, he hadn't anticipated being faced with a choice concerning the welfare and safety of a child: obey Albus Dumbledore's orders or stay at Voldemort's side to protect Harry.
Though difficult, the right choice was clear.
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ELEVEN EXCERPT:
A snowy white owl with black tipped feathers fluffed up and blinked her bright eyes at him.
“Hedwig,” whispered Harry. He lifted a hand and stroked her feathers. “Hey, girl, I’ve really missed you.”
She stepped a little closer to Harry, nibbling on his hair and playing with it for a moment in greeting. She held out her leg for him and Harry untied the letter. Just as he had it in his hand, Hewitt peeked around Harry’s shoulder.
Hedwig screeched.
“Hedwig, no!” cried Harry, lifting his hands up to placate her. She spread her wings, screeching loudly again and flapping her wings in protest. Hewitt let out a tiny shriek of his own and burrowed inside Harry’s hair.
“Good lord!”
Harry whirled around to see Newt flopping out of his chair onto the floor. Voldemort jerked awake, bolting to his feet with his wand in hand. Newt groaned, putting a hand to the back of his head. He twisted on the floor and got to his feet.
“Well, that was an exciting way to wake up,” said Newt, brushing his hands against his trousers and fixing some of the wrinkles. He picked up his case and threw the strap over his shoulder where the case rested at his hip.
“I’m sorry!” cried Harry, panic rushing through his chest. He shoved the letter into the pocket of his trousers, hoping it wouldn’t be noticed and be taken from him. “It’s Hedwig, my owl—she won’t bother you. She’ll go back, okay? She won’t be any trouble, I swear. I’m sorry I woke you both, but I haven’t seen her in weeks—I’m sorry.”
Voldemort ran a hand over his face, chest heaving, and lowered his wand. He glanced over at Harry. The panic spiked. Harry hated that tears started to build in his eyes.
“Please don’t hurt her,” whispered Harry. “Please—please, sir. I’ll do anything—”
Voldemort strode to him. Harry squeezed his eyes shut and waited for the fallout he expected. The Dursleys hated Hedwig around, so Voldemort might hate her, too. Voldemort might not like it if Harry was in contact with his friends. Uncle Vernon had threatened to kill Hedwig far too many times before. What if—
A hand gently rested on Harry’s head.
“Calm yourself, Harry,” said Voldemort softly. “No one is going to harm your familiar.”
The breath that exhaled from Harry’s lungs shuddered through his whole body.
“I should say not,” said Newt, putting his hands onto his hips. “I’m in the business of protecting creatures, not harming them. Hewitt—hang on—” Newt patted his suit pocket lightly. “—Hewitt, dear, where’ve you gotten to?”
“He’s with me,” said Harry. Hewitt peeked out and gave Newt a little wave, while Harry looked up at Voldemort. “I’m sorry for waking you.”
“It’s morning. It’s no matter.” Voldemort eyed him for a moment. Harry flushed with embarrassment and wrapped his arms around his bare chest. “You need a new wardrobe.”
“What?” asked Harry, caught off guard.
“A wardrobe. We’ll get some proper clothes for you today.”
“We’re… We’re leaving the house?”
“Of course. That’s how one goes shopping, do they not?”
“I can leave the house?”
Voldemort lifted an eyebrow. “Neither of you are prisoners here, though in your case it will be much safer if you stuck to the grounds of the property. You’re not to leave without one of us present, do I make myself clear?”
“Oh,” whispered Harry. He nodded and, trying to be polite, said, “Yes, sir. Okay.”
Not a prisoner. Harry wasn’t a prisoner. Voldemort wasn’t going to keep him captive here. Did that mean Harry could still learn magic? Maybe Voldemort wouldn’t keep him from his friends, though Harry doubted he’d be allowed to go to Hogwarts since Voldemort nor Newt could be there with him.
“I’ll bring you some suitable clothes to wear. We’ll leave after breakfast.”
“Uh… Where do you want me during breakfast?”
“At the table,” said Voldemort. He frowned. A hint of realization dawned in his eyes before they softened. Voldemort leaned down slightly and put a hand onto Harry’s shoulder. The touch warmed Harry right up with its gentle comfort. “You eat at the table. Like you’ve done at Hogwarts. Do you understand?”
Harry nodded.
“And you don’t have to hide your letter. I won’t take it from you—unless it’s from Dumbledore.”
“Thank you,” whispered Harry.
#harry potter#tom riddle#voldemort#newt scamander#draco malfoy#dadmort#badgermort#drarry#voldemort saves harry potter#hp#hp fanfic#hp fanfiction#fanfic#fanfiction#rare pairing#ultra rare pairing#tom riddle/newt scamander#tom riddle x newt scamander#voldemort/newt scamander#voldemort x newt scamander#mywriting#isa's writing#Elysium's Sanctuary
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I MISSED THE NEW BVZ PREMIERE (THANKS JOB)
So now y'all get my live reaction! (I've never done one of these before, this is gonna be fun)
SPOILERS AHEAD IF YOU HAVEN'T WATCHED IT
Intro is great as always, I love this song so much
Here we go~
WHO?? WHAT??
OFF TO A STRONG START
"Lack of cooperation" My guy it's Albus, that's literally his entire thing
On your family?? YOU LEAVE FAITH OUT OF THIS (and Kerano and Devlin)
OH??
HI DEVLIN WHAT
That design is so good, Glowbat you wonder
Plot twist #1, I expect many more
We're not even 5 minutes in, this post is going to be a fucking Bible-
Does Devlin have freckles?? Did he always have freckles?? Beautiful
Oh Devlin got sassy during the break I like :P
Of course he calls for his brother, the strongest person he knows how sweet <3
Miracle of faith, in more ways than one
Oo, that sounds painful
~DINNER BREAK~
ALBUS! LANGUAGE!
Ooo scary protective Albus
"My brothers. My battalion." Oh-
Aaaaand there's the Albus we know and love XD
"Fuck you and your hat!" Pfft you leave Devlin's fedora alone XD
Oh, back to our regularly scheduled program
Waiter I'm afraid you got some capitalism in my cowboy fantasy
GIMME CROSSBOW I WANT A CROSSBOW
I don't even think Albus knows where Albus went, he just heard his brother calling and left
Ewwwww TMI Albus
LIGHTSABER?? WHO LET ALBUS PICK UP A LIGHTSABER
Oo who's at the door? And why do I not trust it-
Oh it's just Devlin-
Uh oh, Albus has to explain his family~
Hi Mahatma! I still don't entirely trust you!
Why am I playing organizing Tetris-
...oops
"Can I ask you something?" I mean you just did so-
"Do you ever feel...powerless?" Well ain't this a pleasant conversation
"Like you can't save the people you care about" WELL AIN'T THIS A PLEASANT CONVERSATION
Look at Hipswitch showing off his detective skills! I'm so proud
Oh? What's on that ship??
Oh god not more new characters-
The mafia's back that's not good-
Why is the mafia fighting the Triad I'M SCARED
THE MAFIA SHOT DOWN THE PALADIN SHIPS?? WHY?? I DON'T LIKE WHERE THIS IS GOING
Another point to the man that can't even fuckin read that he's just a tad bit stupid :P
Boys, boys! You're both pretty stop yelling XD
"Interesting" is certainly a word for it Doc, wait until you hear about the woman they're both in love with-
"Caused any distress" ...do you hear yourself Devlin?
...awkward silence...
Paladins of Cindergorn eh? Looks like we are gonna learn about Faith today
Devlin being a smartypants, Hipswitch giving the most sass I've ever heard in a single sentence, this is great
Ewww I hated everything about that metaphor
"Something doesn't feel quite right" Of course it doesn't because nothing here is ever simple
WHY IS DEVLIN CHANGING COLORS??
"Is there anything else you can actually swallow?" ...Doc that is the wrong person to ask
"Oh...eugh" 10/10 Love that reaction XD
Poor Devlin, he spent enough time single-handedly running a ship-
When did Albus attempt to learn to cook?? And why??
"Don't worry about me" Faith's healer senses are tingling
"I saw you get goosebumps, did I scare you?" Honey considering how this story is going I don't think it was fear-
HIPSWITCH THIS IS NOT THE POSITION YOU WANT TO BE IN WHEN DEVLIN GETS BACK
Oh the secondhand embarrassment is crawling up my spine and it hasn't even happened yet
Please God get off of him before I explode-
And we're safe thank god
"You don't trust him at all, do you?" Would you if you were in my position?
This is really just the backstory episode isn't it
Albus, the hired gun where his last job got him killed, wasn't too keen on being a bounty hunter until he saw the paycheck. Okay that stings a little-
"I'm sure they're fine" *Cut to them being very not fine*
Devlin proudly proclaiming he can't read, 10/10 tension diffused
"We won't tell a soul, right partner?" Sir I couldn't even if I wanted to my mouth is literally just for decoration at this point (don't take that out of context-)
Destroy a sacred scripture surrounded by Paladins of Cindergorn, a certain priestess just felt her eye twitch
Yes Doc, show off that psychology degree you worked so hard for (hi I'm a psych student so it's also the degree *I'm* working so hard for)
"Is Devlin a father?" He's not just a stepdad, he's a dad who stepped up 💪 (that was so bad forgive me-)
Devlin...what did you do...
Okay I do not trust any of what just happened, what are you after Devlin?
Oh god the mafia's back
DOGS?? OH GOD PLEASE NO
NOT DOC!! ALBUS SOUNDS SO WORRIED
Show em what you're made of Albus
Don't talk to Albus like he doesn't know what being trained from birth to be someone's dog is like-
Devlin's going through it again, someone save the poor boy from his flashbacks
Y'know, Redacted being the one getting killed instead of doing the killing is rather cathartic in a bittersweet kind of way
Time to rewrite history! Again!
"What exactly can he do?" Great question, I'll tell you when I find out
Oh great, GB's back on his villain shit what piece of lore are we getting today
I don't trust that music, what's about to happen and is it a sand worm like this is Star Wars (we already had a lightsaber it wouldn't shock me)
I KNEW IT!! ASK ME HOW I KNEW GO ON ASK
WHO IS THE MAN IN THE MASK I HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS
"I have someone for this kind of thing" Yes go visit your wife and her special bandage technique :D
"Is it a hooker?" "No! It's not a hooker!" He sounded so offended for her, I love that
:O Let someone else fix you up?? And betray wife?? Wait no Wife is Gienne (hello GB Twitch chat :P)
Where's Faith I saw the cast list where is she
WHAT DO YOU WANT YOU BIRD NOSE FREAK
:D KERANO BABY
Oh that art is adorable
SHE CALLS HIM DAD MY HEART IS GONNA EXPLODE
Oop there's Faith-
And Kerano calls her Mom ughhhhh I'm not gonna make it y'all
"It's been x amount of time" Kerano I love you
"Death is too good for him" Yikes
"That's a relief!" "It is?" Pfft-
Faith went from furious to worried in 2 seconds hearing about Albus, that's our girl
"You didn't tell him about your father's death" HEH?? HONEY YOU DIDN'T TELL *ME* ABOUT HIS FATHER'S DEATH WTF I THOUGHT WE WERE IN THIS TOGETHER FAITH
Oh poor Devlin :(
"I miss him, Faith" Is that the first time we've ever heard Devlin call her by her name? Back in BW he always just called her Sister
Awww hug him for me Faith
Oh yeah, Faith is the only who can actually read-
"Something called Operation Sub Delta" ...what
Oh my god don't read it Faith please god don't read it
And she's reading it-
"You just want an excuse to see him again" Oh look, he's reading the thoughts of the fandom (YES WE WANT ALBUS TO SEE HIS WIFE AGAIN SO SUE US)
"I've actually met someone" EXCUSE ME?? DEVLIN YOU HOE WHO IS IT??
"Look at my choice in men" Ah so she realizes it XD
Come on Faith, connect the dots, I know you're smart enough
And she's done it
Who is Agent and what the hell is happening
Uh oh-
They have the files of the subjects that Devlin doesn't
Which means they can use Albus like their own weapon by probing his training like Kravatas did
Oh I really don't like where this is going
WHAT??
THAT'S THE END??
YOU CAN'T JUST END IT ON THAT WHAT THE HELL
Oh my god this series really loves throwing me for loops doesn't it
OKAY ENDING THOUGHTS
Absolute 100000/10 episode GB you madlad you've done it again
Was completely worth the wait, love seeing the whole cast together again including our new players!
The art is flawless, I expected nothing less of Glowbat
Keep doing what you do you mad genius GB, I'll be holding my breath for the next one (try not to kill me I can't do another 4 months-)
#asmr roleplay#good boy audios#redacted audio#redacted asmr#gba bastards vs zombies#bastards vs zombies#gba bastard warrior#gba bvz#gba albus#gba devlin#gba faithful#gba mahatma#gba attila#gba hipswitch#first listen#live reaction
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Crimson Rivers thoughts pt. 38
chapter 57:
1. starting out with gay panic i see. not for pandora, but for me. good lily is SO HOT
2. lily and remus’ freindship is pure angst atm
3. “I love you, Lily, then and now and the past six years and the next six and all the years I've got in this life. All of them will be spent loving you, and I would do it all over again; I would do it tomorrow.” 😧 IM IN SO MUCH PAIN
4. the loss of dorlily 😔😔 BUT we we lost in dorlily, we gained in marylily and dorlene
5. i love the emphasis put on the importance of freindships in crimson rivers. remus even says himself that he loves lily just as much as sirius, just differently
6. “"You know, Red, I feel like I need to go shake Remus Lupin's hand," Kingsley says dryly. "He's working miracles, clearly."” kingsley is showing KING behavior
7. omg the absolute LOSS OF DORLILY
8. damn lily went to mary and spilled everything
9. “Regulus is snatched out of his near-daily daydream of taking Slughorn by the back of his head and smashing his face down against the table he sits at until he's just a smear on it” MOOD
10. barty and regulus taking care of each other >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
11. I WANT SIRIUS TO BE ABLE TO TAKE THE MASK OFF!!! FUCK THIS!!
12. SIRIUS AND JAMES SIRIUS AND JAMES SIRIUS AND JAMES SIRIUS AND JAMES SIRIUS AND JAMES SIRIUS AND JAMES SIRIUS AND JAMES SIRIUS AND JAMES
chapter 58:
1. “He's not above killing an old man” 🥰🥰💞💖💞✨regulus✨💞💖💞🥰🥰
2. WHAT
3. albus killed ariana. that’s- that’s wild. i’d- i’d never. holy shit. HE KILLED HIS OWN SISTER TO WIN THE ARENA?? THEY WERE THE LAST TWO AND HE KILLED HER??? holy FUCK
4. ALBUS VOLUNTEERED FOR ABERFORTH FIRST AND THEN ARIANNA WAS CALLED???? ID NEVER FREAKING RECOVER HOLY SHIT
5. this is such whiplash. i was unprepared for this knowledge
6. 😐😒 side EYE at albus. he fell in love with the person that literally tore his family apart. i don’t feel sorry for him in the slightest. he’s insane.
7. OHHH got it. grindlewald killed ariana. so then albus killed him. revenge >:)
(i still have no sympathy for him. he’s still in love with grindlewald. the little bitch)
8. regulus does not play around. his deal with albus is feeling a lot like his ahb self and i’m love with these characterizations of him.
9. 😭😭😭 tiny nymphadora kicking a man’s ankles for hating on james
10. dumbledore: i have a mission for you-
remus: fuck no
dumbledore: to save james and sirius
remus: FUCK YES! OKAY!!!!
11. before i know if dorcas and marlene switched who goes on the mission, i make my guess right now: this mission kills marlene. she goes on it and dies.
12. “"I'd rather you kill me, I think," Dorcas tells her, and it comes out as a whimper, her heart clenching violently in her chest.
A shaky laugh spills out of Marlene's mouth. "Honestly, that could be arranged."
"Make it hurt," Dorcas mumbles.
"No, for you, I'd be so gentle," Marlene whispers, breath spilling out hot and trembling along Dorcas' jaw.””
FUCK IM SO GAY
13. “"I promise," Marlene vows immediately, fiercely, and then she kisses her, holding her face in her hands and kissing her like that's enough to make sure that promise never breaks.”” zar, i’m so tired. please, i’m so tired. she’s gonna die and i’m so tired. 😞
14. the theme of harry potter is literally supposed to be about how love is more powerful than anything else, yet jkr sucked at portraying that. crimson rivers does it wonderfully, over and over and over again.
15. i forgot about mary being trans until it was casually dropped in again, and honestly, i’m glad it’s that way.
16. i like how everyone’s like: reg no!!!
and bartys like: REG YES!! THEYRE TALKING SHIT ABOUT YOUR FIANCÉ!! FUCK THEM UP!!
17. every. damn. time. reg is like “if you do this, i am explicitly telling you the pain i will make you feel in return.” and every single time, people do it anyways and are surprised.
18. “Marlene, a woman who rolls with the punches, and keeps going, and wears her bruises like jewelry.”
19. zars comments on lily at the end of the chapter 😭😭 “i love this transition for her going from having sex with a lot of women to being like I'm A Family Woman Now 😭 she really said, i found a wife and a kid, and im done with the drama”
#marauders#regulus black#james potter#jegulus#crimson rivers#lily evans#lily and remus#sirius black#albus dumbledore#dumbledore bashing#marlene mckinnon
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OKAY LOOK AT
when I first started WATCHING the Harry Potter movies ( my attention span flew out the window when I tried to read when I was younger) I was watching like any OTHER person
yk pre-wattpad, pre-ao3, pre marauders, jegulus, wolfstar , Slytherin skittles ect
yk the simple days
BUT NOWWWWWW
FAMMMMM
i have read every fanfic i could find and one of my favorite tags other then sassy ( character name) and it was
#dumbledorebashing
OR #manipulativedumbldore
I LOVE IT
bcs then yall writers start writing how smarter Harry is or how much of a better friend Ron is or making Hermione less studious
and when everything else that are basically cannon at this point to me are added all together and add in all the dumbledore bashing
✨immaculate writing✨
with that being said i went from
“ oh dumbledore is so smart” “ what a cool headmaster” freaking #dumbldore4evah 😗✌️
to like
“ fck you albus” “ you manipulative bastard” “Mr. Light Wizard who happened to fall in love with A DARK LORD HIMSELF and couldn’t even finish the job” like instead of killing grindlwald like he should have he literally just entrapped him in a fckn tower like goddamn rupunzel
it pisses me off more when it’s a harry/ tom fanfics bcs he had the audacity to be telling harry how “ tom is the dark lord” “ he’s a monster that doesn’t feel love”
mf you was lucky that tom riddle didn’t feel love or else your ass would have been swimming with fckn inferi rn for all the shit that you did to harry
anyways
yall get it, I’ve developed a … dislike towards albus however many names this faka have dumbledore
SO
after getting back and now stuck in this seemingly dark hole of Harry Potter fanfics i came to realization …
HARRY POTTER HAS THE AUDACITY TO NAME HIS MIDDLE CHILD ALBUS SEVERUS !!!
are you fckn kidding me…
AND HIS OTHER KIDS HAVE REGULAR UNDERSTANDABLE NAME
his oldest : james sirius
james for his father and sirius for his godfather see understandable
his youngest: lily luna
okay ofc his mother and luna bcs he always saw luna as such a cherished friend
and now his… middle… child: albus severus
… so let’s dissect this shall we
albus for Yk his headmaster, porfessor, mentor …
also the man who left him in a abusive and unloving household with an aunt who hated his mother ( her own sister) and magic and ofc him, the man who NOT ONLY didn’t tell him where or what the fck the other horcrux are BUT ALSO not telling harry that he was a horcrux himself and the in order for Voldemort to die HARRY HAS TO DIE TOO
oh and instead of being DIRECT about the mission he decided he wanted to be a story teller and freakn write poetry AND DECIDED TO LET 3 SEVENTEEN YEAR OLD go on a camping trip from hell while they were wanted criminals to bring down the once dead dark lord WHICH HE FCKN CREATED BY THE WAY
( honestly people it is not that hard to show a child some love and attention)
like he literally scared little tom riddle
tom: i can make things move and hurt others who have been bullying me, can you do it too?
albus: …
tom: …
albus: * sets a wardrobe on fire *
tom: 😧
albus: I’ll see you at Hogwarts, my boy 🤠* exits room*
* at hogwarts*
albus: …he’s a monster 🤡
now for the second name for this unfortunate child : Severus
okay, so… hogwarts professor/ headmaster, potions master , double spy…
the man who literally degraded you at your first day of a new school, bullied you over the littlest thing, the man who was unhealthily petty over his dead school rival which later on became extended to harry bcs … he’s James’ kid
the man who literally bullied you and your friend relentlessly and for no reason at all and the only reason he even helped harry the entire time was bcs he loved lily
like yall gotta keep in my mind, he went to the dark lord AND dumbledore to beg for LILY to live
he said fck James potter and the baby
snape didn’t give a fck about harry the he only gave a fck was if harry was in danger by freaking Voldemort
LILY was the reason why Snape didn’t deliver harry to Voldemort instead bcs think about
he HATED james potter, i mean james, sirius, remus and pettigrew, but mostly james ( and i will admit james was a toerag too) if james and harry lived Snape would have said to hell with yall i’m killing them
do you can see that i was angered and annoyed when I started to remember what harry named his children
like are you sirius…
albus Severus ?!?!?!
you could have named him after Neville or even Ron yk your best friend or hell even minnie ( magonnagall )
but not harry you just HAD to have a good ass heart and named your child after the man who manipulated you , raise you to only kill you, and a man who tormented your childhood
#hogwarts school of witchcraft and wizardry#marauders era#marauders#ao3#james potter#golden trio era#harry potter#ron weasley#fred weasley#george weasley#lily evans#severus snape#albus dumbledore#albus severus potter#potterhead#remus lupin#sirius black
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hp next gen hcs - the potter siblings
okay my brainrot is actually killing me so here’re some headcanons featuring the potter siblings
james sirius potter
while his namesakes are perhaps the biggest troublemakers hogwarts has come across, james is actually a model student who does well in all of his classes and makes sure to follow the rules
becomes a gryffindor prefect
freddie and roxanne are also in his year and they’re some of his best friends, along with teddy in hufflepuff
quidditch chaser
plays quidditch all the time at home with ginny and sometimes harry
while he is popular at hogwarts both for his personality and his family, he has a lot of muggle-born/muggle friends outside of school who he just hangs out with
oldest sibling activities; constantly watching albus and lily when their parents aren’t home and does the dishes/laundry when his parents are stressed
james makes fun of albus a lot, but he knows which jokes will make albus laugh or which ones will hit a soft spot and he’s very careful about that
when someone makes a joke about albus that’s more of an insult than a joke/something that albus doesn’t like, james makes it clear that nobody gets to do that, not even james
does well in all of his subjects, however, the hands-on topics (charms, d.a.d.a, etc.) are his best, including potions
gets along with literally everybody
social chameleon, matches everyone’s humor and vibes
sees teddy as a cool older brother figure, and hangs out with him a lot - teddy once got him beer without james’s parents knowing, and since then teddy has been solidified as james’s best friend
adhd
bisexual asf; harry and ginny were surprised that he’d date anyone but men (lmao)
masks a lot of his emotions with humor, and he struggles with his emotional intelligence even though he knows he has a whole family, the whole of hogwarts, and like 10 other muggle friends that are there for him
always keeps up on the gossip that the prophet spews out about their family and constantly brings it up at dinner; he finds it hilarious
this man loves rock and pop music
always with lily luna, learnt how to braid her hair and make it look nice and help her with her self-image because the wizarding world isn’t any nicer to girls than ours
tries to understand albus as best he can
inherited parseltongue from harry
albus severus potter
also a pretty good student, does get in trouble occasionally (“mr. potter, please exit the broom closet and do it somewhere else-”) but overall isn’t horrible
talks in slang and abbreviates everything, especially in texts, while scorpius talks very formally which makes their dynamic so funny
wears a hoodie under his robes
he’s best at the classes harry was horrible at (history of magic, divination, potions, astronomy) and albus secretly enjoys this, because it separates him from his father
in his second year, he couldn’t stand people making fun of his name so his family are the only ones able to call him albus
when he’s at school, studying is his coping mechanism, and he tends to hyperfixate on it
has autism
has the most wild, out-of-pocket, crazy ideas
hates quidditch and brooms in general; they scare him because how can you be safe on a stick that’s no thicker than your forearm?
appreciates the small things
tries to suppress his tics (mostly vocal) because people made fun of him for it
inspired from a tumblr post which I can’t find now, but albus is very skilled at mind magics (legilimency, occlumency) and that’s why he likes scorpius so much, because his thoughts are genuine and kind
really big on architecture
coffee mechanics fiend. not even coffee, coffee mechanics. he grinds his own coffee and will use a particle accelerator to get a slightly better cup.
loves muggle bookstores because of their take on fantasy; wizarding fantasy books aren’t very common because the wizarding world is already fantastical, there’s really nothing to imagine
nintendo kid
would really enjoy games like slime rancher, stardew valley, etc.
because middle name severus is literal dogshit, he ends up claiming hagrid’s name, because wtf harry literally loved hagrid and now he’s gone? his new name ends up being albus rubeus potter. the marauders in the afterlife rejoice.
he likes being called arthur instead of albus, but really nobody knows about this other than scorpius.
gay.
has a hard time with metaphors and such (“he wears his heart on his sleeve”, “jealousy is a green-eyed beast”, “x gets under my skin”) and he takes them too literally, which is another reason why he likes scorpius, because he’s direct and doesn’t bother with things like these
nobody can tell if he’s being serious or sarcastic
loves the nyt games, especially wordle, connections, and the crossword.
lily luna potter
the one the teachers should look out for; biggest troublemaker out of the three siblings, completely caught the teachers off-guard when she arrived; she is chaos incarnate
people call her lou or lils, she is rarely called lily or luna.
has her dad’s stubbornness, her mom’s attitude and chaotic energy, and her uncle’s mischievousness
quidditch is perhaps her favorite sport and will always beg to accompany ginny during her championships and the such; seeker
besties with ginny; idk why all the hcs say she’s besties wit harry
inherits parseltongue from harry (i don’t care if that came from voldy’s soul or not, this might be so funny) and shit talks people in parseltongue; nobody knows what she’s saying except james, who also inherited the trait
hates the mornings; her record for sleeping in is 3:07 PM
loves indie music
definitely has a rock/crystal collection
also an astrology/astronomy kinda girl, somewhat in honor of her middle name, luna (which is “moon” in spanish)
does yoga to calm herself down after a particularly hard day
very good at hands-on classes, including potions, d.a.d.a, transfiguration, and care of magical creatures
james and lily is an ultimate duo and everyone fears them
doesn't really mind that she's harry potter's daughter - none of that pressure to "live up to the expectations" gets to her all that much, because both of her namesakes aren't that spoken about
does anything to prove that she isn't a baby that the prophet gets to dress up; she once dyed her hair bright blue and ginny was all for it
super close with roxanne because younger sisters club!!!
she blows through all the boys and victoire highly disapproves of this
once she's older, she's most definitely a reckless party girl who drinks way too much and spends a lot of her mornings hungover
loud chewers annoy the shit out of her
sneaks snacks onto class and takes photos in the bathroom
would be the type of person to love jerky
#next generation#harry potter next gen#harry potter next generation#harry potter#lily luna potter#james sirius potter#albus severus potter#headcanon#next gen headcanon
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Any snirius fic recommendations?? I'm starving for some good ones after not reading any for years!
Oooooh okay, so new fics then, let's gooooo 😎🤩 I only read on AO3, and only complete fics (because I have goldfish brain) here are some of my bookmarks, with title and summary:
Broken Me Found Broken You by JustSadThingsMostly It’s determined that Severus Snape and Sirius Black are immune to punishment after years of near-fatal pranks, bullying, and homemade curses. The only person who thinks them capable of ending the feud and finishing their education is Professor McGonagall. For the summer of ‘77, she gives them a pair of charmed hand mirrors and an ultimatum: communicate. That’s it, a mere ten minutes every Saturday. Back at Hogwarts, when their animosity proves insurmountable, Sirius and Severus are relegated to a small, Eighth Year dormitory. The tight quarters—wandless—are intended to force them to make a peaceful reconciliation, but peace is impossible with a bloody war ramping up inside and outside the castle.
sitting pretty (in my brand-new scars) by BitterArm Sirius Orion Black was hardly the only runaway child that Fleamont and Euphemia Potter fostered. In fact, by the time Sirius gets there the summer after fifth year, James has called at least ten kids his foster siblings — including, to Sirius’s complete shock, James’s foster brother of the past year, Severus Snape. Snape’s fifth year had been nearly as bad as Sirius’s summer, and now that they’re stuck together, are they going to be able to find common ground and move past five years of antagonism?
Turmoil by Metalomagnetic (read the warning) Two lost boys taking all the wrong turns.
First and Last and Always by Tracy_Martell (with one-sided Jeverus) The marauders find out that Sirius and Severus have been living together, James doesn't know what to think.
Fiddler's Green by Gadhelyn (Time travel fix-it) In 1996, after the battle in the Ministry of Magic Sirius Black falls through the Veil, a barrier between the living and the dead hidden in the Department of Mysteries, in a room pertinently named the Death Chamber. He dies, but as it is later learned, not everything is ever so simple. Two years later, Lord Voldemort is about to be defeated but doesn’t know it yet. Severus Snape is about to meet his maker as well, to fall into his own demise as the double agent no-one cares to suspect any longer, as he’s proven his loyalty to the Dark Lord by killing Albus Dumbledore. He’s fine with it, ready even, to perish for good. But when death arrives, Severus realises soon enough that for some reason he does not move onto the next life, but rather… onto the past.
Pitter-Patter by TheRealFenix (Crack fic!) "Get to Grimmauld Place as quickly as possible. Remus’s introductions were as clear as day and Harry wasted no time in following. That day, at seven in the morning, he gave Ginny a quick kiss goodbye before flooing to Sirius’s place. Nothing could have prepared him for what he saw. " Severus and Sirius are stuck in their animagus form and Harry is forced to be their pet-sitter until a solution is found.
Here the Devastation by brightened (Zombie Apocalypse) Mutated Inferi and an inexplicable loss of magic destroy the world. Sirius Black and Severus Snape have a simple mission: ensure the knowledge of Voldemort's horcruxes outlives them.
Against the Tensile Gloom by zedpm (with Sev’s ego/id which is a pretty cool concept) or, "The Mind-Body Problem" Sirius stopped and blinked. There seemed to be not just one but two Snapes; one scowled at him, and the other grinned. Sirius had half a mind to go curl up at the feet of the smiling one, but said instead, “My God, he’s budding.” “Ha ha,” said the scowling Snape. “I’ve had a Potions accident. This one”—he gestured at the smiling Snape—“is completely useless. Can he stay here until I get this sorted out? He seems to be my id. He keeps telling me—he’s all impulse. I understand how I need my id in order to function, but it’s—oh, for the love of God, Severus.” He ran a hand over his face as the other Snape began ignoring him to peruse the bookshelves.
Tears (Translation) by brightened (original title Lágrimas by Belu_Ruiz_Snack) Sirius Black isn’t sure what to think of Severus Snape. He’s even less sure about Snape being his personal Mediwizard, under orders of Albus Dumbledore who assures them both that it will hasten his recovery from his long imprisonment in Azkaban. As time goes on, Sirius discovers that Snape’s prickly exterior protects a tender, haunted soul. At the same time, Severus discovers that Sirius Black is not the cruel, unbearable wizard he always believed him to be. What will come from this forced coexistence?
Playing with Fire series by Threadbear (Rock band AU, updating with Part 3!)
And a list of some of my favourite Snack writers (I'll recommend all of their fics) Threadbear, TowardtheStars, brightened, Im_just_visiting, The_Lady_Crane, Mr_Customs_Man Only in Mandarin: yatri (my all-time favourite, too bad she doesn't have AO3), Stoneinthewater
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tw blood and murder 'n' stuff
oh darling
oh sweetheart
oh love of mine
"Lily -"
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to! I don't know how it happened, I don't know-"
"It's okay, it's alright," Mary walks towards her, slowly but confidently, she doesn't flinch, she doesn't look away. Blood has never scared her much. "Just give me the knife okay?"
"I was only going to stop him."
"I know."
"I didn't mean to kill him, I didn't mean to -"
"Lily," she's in front of her now, reaching out and slowly taking the knife out of Lily's sticky, trembling hands. "It's okay. You don't have to explain it to me."
She's drenched in it, dressed in white and stained in red. The angel of death incarnate. Mary carefully slides the blade onto the desk beside them before her hands come up to hold Lily's face, thumb wiping away some of the splatter. Lily's eyes are wide. Beautiful.
"Mary," she whispers.
"It'll be okay. I'll call James and Sirius, we'll figure it out."
But Lily gives the smallest shake of her head. "No it's not that it's - " her eyes glance down at the body on the floor. Albus Dumbledore's pale blue eyes stare up at the ceiling unseeing.
"Hey - hey?" Mary leans forward, brushing their noses together, getting Lily's attention again. "Look at me okay? Just look at me."
Lily does, but the worry in her eyes doesn't go away.
"What is it? If it's not dealing with the body, than what is it?"
Lily bites down on her lower lip. And it shouldn't turn Mary on, not right now, not while they're standing next to a dead body, Lily covered in blood, but...
"I liked it," Lily whispers finally, eyes fluttering closed when she says it. A confession. Forgive me lover for I have sinned. "Fuck Mary, I enjoyed killing the bastard."
And Mary can't help herself. She pulls the other girl in. She takes her mouth. Lily moans. She tastes like iron.
#I AM PROCRASTINATING OKAY#also listening to hozier#and i just had this vision of lily covered in blood#sue me#marylily#mary x lily#mary macdonald#lily evans#soph rambles
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Wait of he erased faith, then wouldn't albus still be on new Tennessee?
Okay, so if Karmor erased Faith without Albus being close by, let me see...
Faith's erasure has to make sense in canon. You can't just say, "Oh, she was never born."
Either way, she would have met Albus, but she would've had to have died either in the mantle or when Albus came back with the Blade of Ahlanaas, which is actually an AU I've thought about for a while.
If the former happened, Albus would probably be upset for a while, but he'd manage to get Devlin out of the mantle safely. They'd both continue on with their lives, and Albus might end up getting killed some other time.
If the latter happened, Albjs would get captured by the Triad and remain in captivity, unable to be any more broken than he is already, but not able to be controlled by the Triad either. He'd eventually be rescued, but that's a story for another time.
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My opinions that are different from the other people:
(Don't like? Pass it)
. I'm not a big fan of Percy, Annabeth, Harry, Hermione and Ladybug/Marinette.
. I don't like the changes that are being made in the live actions, especially with Snow White. I'm really scared for the Naruto live action.
. I didn't like the Barbie movie. Nothing against Margot, but Ryan's acting was good. The Oscar is about talent, not gender. He was literally the best part of the movie, even though they made Ken act like a jerk. The movie broke the magic and perfect world I liked about Barbie. I didn't like to see that depressed barbies. I know they did to represent real women...but it didn't look good to me, sorry.
. I don't ship Borusara/NaruSaku/SasuNaru, but I ship Borusumi/Sasuhina/Naruhina/Sasunaruhina. I like Kakashi and Guy as friends and brothers...but maybe something more too. They act like a couple in Boruto saga. Always together and close to each other...
. I really would like to see an alternative world that Padme joins Anakin. They kill palpatine and become empress and emperor. Their kids would be raised on the dark side...it would be cool to watch!
. I really wanted to see an alternative universe that Naruto and Hinata also become evil. I love partners in crime stories.
. Rachel may not be so intelligent as Annabeth, but about personality, I think she has the better one.
. I don't like when people hate on authors/creators just because they didn't put diversity in their creations. I have nothing against it, but I respect them. It's their own creations. They create the characters as the way they want. If people want diversity, why not create one good story with it? Anyone is able to do this. Recently, people only care more about diversity and ideologies than create a good movie/series. I may respect J.K., but I will always want Draco and Harry or Albus and Scorpius as a couple and it's okay. There are fanfics for it.
. I think that Kat and Tommy have no chemistry at all and they only happened because the actress who played Kimberly left. Until the Turbo Movie, by Tommy's expressions and actions, anyone could see that he still had feelings for Kimberly.
. Clarisse and Percy have chemistry with amost every character, and even with each other (This is just my opinion, if you don't agree, it's okay too).
. Perachel would be better than Percabeth. Rachel doesn't laugh at Percy and she makes him feel comfortable around her. Rachel could balance Percy when he goes too far or gets too much into his demigod life.
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Based off one of your podcast episodes where you think Dumbledore killed Flamel, do you think Dumbledore would kill any wizard who found out different methods to being immortal?
Anon's referring to an @rankheresy episode by me and @therealvinelle (specifically this one)
TL;DL: @therealvinelle and I concluded that Dumbledore had killed Flamel before the events of Philosopher's Stone.
The thing is, that wasn't why we theorized Dumbledore killed him.
Dumbledore and Mortality
First, a bit about Dumbledore and death.
Dumbledore has some major hangups on death. To be fair, we all do, but Albus especially seems to in part because he seems to have obsessed over it in his youth as well as at his canonical age.
We know he chased after immortality as a young man and this concept of Master of Death. We know that upon gaining the cloak from the Potters, as well as the ring, he did get weird about it. Mostly, though, it's how he talks about death.
Dumbledore's often reiterating that death is a natural occurrance, which yes it is, but he romanticizes it. Death is the next great adventure, death is like going to sleep after a long hard day's work, it's a rest, a new path, and something we should look forward to when our time comes. And true, he's saying this to a child and of course sugar-coating things, and he's trying to explain why Tom's obsession with death and his horcruxes are unnatural, but it's still very strange things to say.
And the feeling I get, at least, is that Dumbledore is trying to convince himself that he's okay with death. Especially in book six where his mortality is catching up with him, he has much to prepare, and yet he's not quite prepared for when the end catches up to him despite himself.
This is a guy who thinks about death a lot and why he's no doubt convinced himself that Flamel, who he views as a good man, was totally okay with him and his wife dying after he's been not dying for several centuries because Dumbledore swears a Dark Lord who's been dead for ten years is after the stone.
But Dumbledore doesn't seem to view Flamel with contempt in Philosopher's Stone, or even all that misguided, just someone who after a long life had realized it was finally time and accepted it gracefully because the stone was very nearly stolen thanks to Dumbledore's bizarre obstacle course he set up in the basement of his school.
(This is where @therealvinelle and I come in, because we call foul on Flamel rolling over to die that easily when there have surely been thieves in the past, or letting Dumbledore do any of Philosopher's Stone without any intervention whatsoever and then supposedly quietly dying while Harry's passed out and agreeing to smash the stone after all that work to protect it.)
What Dumbledore is Not
Dumbledore clearly views Tom as bad in not accepting mortality, in murdering others to ensure his own immortality (rightly so, that's a very bad thing to do, as is splitting your soul apart even if it didn't require murder) but, and as weird as it is for me to defend Dumbledore, he's not itching at the bit to destroy Tom for that alone. That's just a facet to him of why Tom has gone too far and is unsalvageable and must be destroyed. It's a character flaw to Dumbledore, but one of many and not the main issue for all he brings it up quite often.
Dumbledore never gives off vibes of getting rid of or killing anyone who ever looks into immortality. Flamel, if @therealvinelle and I are correct, was left alone for many years when Dumbledore was personally acquainted with him and his wife until 1991. If there's other people who have similar immortality granting things, then we at least don't hear about them canonically.
Depending who they are, Dumbledore might view them as misguided, fearful, or else hold them in contempt but he's not a serial killer who's planning to hunt down people and murder them for doing things he doesn't like.
But the short answer is no, I don't think Dumbledore would do that.
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