#Normal About That Phone
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various mephone5 doodles
#inanimate insanity#ii mephone5#my art#love to sketch on loose-leaf paper. i will literally have a sketchbook with me and still go for the notebook paper 99% of the time#drew all of these in class i think. this guy is what my mind defaults to when i'm bored#Normal About That Phone#feels like i've been posting a lot of art this month... and i have yet another drawing of mephone5 i've been meaning to finish+post#<-probably tomorrow. or later today. or sunday. or in 3 months. who knows? i sure don't#i Do know that i'll probably take a fat nap after posting this because i'm. so tired#good god these tags. i think i ramble more when i'm sleepy
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practically emanating
#the original video is from bra1ncryst4ls#idk just something about the fact that EVERYBODY CAN SEE IT. and it goes both ways…#what if we were both the losing dog. what then.#house md#greg house#gregory house#hilson#james wilson#hatecrimes md#house/wilson#edit: girl help I was sloshed when I made this. why did I leave in my entire phone screen. also the commenter used the word basically and#my dumbass could not read apparently. erm. just a disclaimer IM NOT ACTUALLY THIS STUPID NORMALLY WHEN COMPOSING POSTS 💀💀 I think.
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I love the college of winterhold. everyone there is casually deranged and there's like an alarming number of students and staff who threaten you immediately when they meet you. it's always one of the first questlines I do. which makes it even funnier when you get made the arch-mage of the college. I'm level 12 and got through this questline knowing exactly 3 spells. what do you mean you want me to lead the college. this school CANNOT be an accredited institution
#i ask if anyone wants this job and everyone starts whistling and checking their phones#their magic phones. theyre scrolls#mia.txt#tes#skyrim#oh no wait i forgot j'zargo wants the position & actively tries to kill you (these are separate events but still probably not unrelated)#and nirya's gunning for it too. you know what maybe its a good thing im the archmage because im never there and don't do anything#i drop in every few weeks for 10 minutes then leave. the place pretty much runs itself right#reddit says “they have a bullying problem” yeah i know i married him#and he's the new boss' special little princess and he can do whatever he wants forever. call the police about it#dont bring your piddly ass problems to the archmage shes busy girlbossing (committing widescale atrocities)#(yes i know this is just how tamrielic mage guilds are but i just think its funny bc everyone fucking hates them specifically#like the rest of the town despises them and allegedly the nords have a special disdain for magic so its kind of funny that they make no#attempt to like. be more normal to gain the locals' trust#and you know what? good for them. fuck them nords)#ulothir#<- mentioned in the tags lmfao
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Sakusa just looks like he falls asleep with his big ass hand on ur tit. It’s not even sexual at this point he just does it cause he can. As soon as he scoots in behind you to get himself comfortable the first thing he does is slide his hand up ur shirt and grabs a handful before belting himself to your back and clocking out a second later. And it’s not even limited to the bedroom, sometimes he’ll just be on the phone and see you standing in the kitchen making a snack and you’ll just feel the bottom of your shirt lift a little before his fingers are dipping under the cup of ur bra. The guy isn’t even necessarily a tit man, he just does it because you’re his
#he’s literally scolding Atsumu over the phone for not taking anything seriously while rolling your nipple between his fingers???#he acts like it’s completely normal like bro im not a stress toy#pls don’t sit on his lap while u tell him about your day he’s already lifting ur shirt and popping one in his mouth like what is ur problem#sakusa kiyoomi#sakusa kiyoomi x reader#hq sakusa#haikyuu sakusa#sakusa fluff#sakusa smut#k/kiyoomi slander#haikyuu smut#haikyuu fluff#haikyuu x reader
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If you’re gonna care about prison abolition and justice you are necessarily going to have to care about the people who DID do those crimes and just want to reintegrate and live a normal life without hurting anyone. You're gonna have to be cool with the fact that the guy scanning your groceries might’ve raped someone. You're gonna have to relax about the possibility that your bank teller used to be a career criminal. The person sitting next to you on the bus might’ve committed three different murders, and as long as he's not about to commit a fourth right now, that's not your fuckin' problem. People don't disappear from society after they commit crimes, and most of them really just want to live a normal, stable life instead of going back to that. And the best way to make sure they don't relapse is to ensure they're able to live that peaceful life instead of freaking out because the guy next door used to run a dogfighting ring. You don’t have to be friends with them, you don't even have to like them, but you're gonna need to be okay with them existing in society. Sorry.
#spitblaze says things#SPITBLAZE SMASH#ive been playing y8 and lemme tell you. NOBODY else with this kind of reach and budget is tackling this topic#'aaaah that guy used to be a yakuza and hes helping OTHER yakuza find gray area jobs aaaaaaaah'#as opposed to what exactly. unless you want every single person whos ever committed a crime to die they cant just disappear#and anyone who has EVER been a yakuza has a mandatory 5 year period where they have ZERO social safety net. no apartment. no phone plan.#nothing. nada. zip. zilch#this person couldve been expelled because they gave away every last dollar the clan had to charity.#you still gotta go five years at rock bottom and good fucking luck if you survive that#society has undesirables and just shoving them to the side where you dont have to think about them#only makes it more likely they'll relapse#so either be normal about thr fact that someone might have been a felon or a bad person at some point#or shut the fuck up lmao
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The sillies :)
#Kay stole her dad’s phone#and Phoenix can’t take a decent selfie#I am so normal about them#ace attorney#phoenix wright#miles edgeworth#kay faraday#trucy wright#pess#wrightworth family#adoption all star au#7yg#dadworth#dadnix
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#tumblr polls#polls#Sorry if the wording is weird. I thought ''be considered X where I live'' would make the most sense since 'tallness' or etc. is sort of#subjective to the people around you or your specific culture/area/etc. And if I just said ''I'm tall'' or ''I'm short'' then#the response might be 'well how do I define whether I'm tall or not?'' or etc. But then most people could probably look#at the people around them in daily life they interact with and compare based on that to get a more literal idea or something#..ANYWAY.. lol.. as usual just thought of some random thing and was like.. hrmm... i wonder what the most common#feeling about that would be.#personally I'm not even short but I just want to be really really tall... like... 7 feet tall or something. In a fantasy world type of way#of course. so like a super tall elf creature. More realistically I suppose you get health problems past a certain point#so maybe I'd be happy with 6'2“ or so.#Absolutely no hate towards people with this preference but I've always had trouble understanding the idea of wanting to be shorter#so you're Small And Cute or this and that. or whatever the base reason is. I suppose I would understand it from a surivval prespective#maybe you want to be able to hide in your environment easier and blend into a crowd. I personally would like people to be inspired to run#away from me when they see me though gjhbj#In an average grocery store or something just a normal day but then some 8 foot tall wizard man walks in and so everyone#kind of backs away slowly = yaaay I get the aisle all to myself and can shop for my produce in peace.#(except for the fact that there's a subsection of people who would intepret it as spectacle and would run towards instead of away#and pull out their dumbass phones to film Weird Thing Happening. in which case. spell of 'phone melts into molten plastic in your hands#stop filming strangers in public without their consent' be cast upon ye. )
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Billy definitely thinks about random things during fights and decides the internet needs to know immediately
#billy batson#ACAB!Billy Batson#Billy batson says acab#dc captain marvel#dick grayson#nightwing#Jason todd#red hood#dc comics#justice league#The resulting chaos from redhood and marvel team ups stress everyone out#Batman: would you like to explain why hood left a demon head in the trunk of the Batmobile#Marvel: idk?? He’s from Gotham I thought yall were just like that#Or Billy’s been spamming Jason for six hours straight#And Jason ‘could hack the govt but wtf is TikTok’ has no idea what the hell he’s talking about#Billy: rizz is off the charts but vibes? Whack 💃🏾 ykwim???#Jason in tears seeing 800+ messages on his computer after patrol bc he still has a flip phone: yeah absolutely#Or Batman’s been visibly freaking out all day and he grabs marvel as soon as he gets to the watchtowers alarm system#Hal: wtf did you do he hasn’t been that pissed since I reset the watchtowers alarm system#Billy: Hood is fine 🙄 istg there was an issue with vampires three dimensions over and he wanted to come#Barry: oh god I’m gonna pretend I didn’t just hear you say vampires Hal are you hearing this shit??#Jason reading books from the 14th century: ✅ yeah this is normal#Jason reading messages from a middle schooler: ❌ what fuckass cipher is this I hate everything
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happy -206th birthday spock!! we're all proud of you :) you're doing great :)
#spock#happy birthday#just some favorite screencaps i have saved to my phone#i am very normal about him#star trek#star trek tos
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#jim root#james root#slipknot#harley davidson#UR HONOR I HAVE NOT WATCHED THE 2ND GIF TEN THOUSAND TIMES 👀#NOPE AND I ALSO *DEFINITELY* DIDN’T ZOOM ON IT TO SEE THE LOOK ON HIS FACE WHEN HIS HEAD GETS YANKED BACK#I FEEL TOTALLY NORMAL#DON’T WORRY ABOUT ME#I AM NOT HAVING A HEART ATTACK WHILE CLUTCHING MY PHONE#🤤🤤🤤🤤
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I think I’m normal about him
#trigun#trigun maximum#vash the stampede#checkadii#he makes me sooo normal. twirls my hair . falls down the stairs#ngl he’s one of the only handfyl of characters that would get me back into roleplahing LMFSO#he’s just so…. grabbing him and squeezing him like those eye popping toys#he’s currently on the same level as Jonathan Sims and Melanie King to me . blorbo wise#art wise he’s the Jon equivalent . whenever I don’t know what to draw I end up doodling mr archivist . now it’s vash#I’m still thinking SOOOO heavily about the whale fall analogy…#also vashwood drawing with#‘do I deserve this? am I worthy of this?’ / ‘irrelevant. do you want it?’#or smth like that#ok I’m going to spin vashwood in my head till I fall asleep and drop my phone on my face baii
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Of Godsons, Fruitloops, and Lois 'I will drag all secrets out into the sun' Lane
Danny loses his parents due to their own lack of safety in the lab (death? Coma? People finally putting their foot down about the Fenton's endangering their kids? Idk pick). Jazz can't take him in due to being in college and living on its campus (and he didnt want to force her into an apartment just to keep him, he saw the prices and knows she'll have to work to make rent) and Danny fears the only place he can go to is... Vlad. (Sam's parents would never let him live with her and Tucker's place doesn't have the room)
Vlad's been lording it over Danny, smug about it all, after all he IS Danny's godfather and he has the space and money to provide for the boy in his time of need.
Only, when digging into Danny's files, his social worker discovers Vlad isn't Danny's godfather, he was meant to be but the Fenton's forgot to send/sign in the final paperwork (even if those documents were the only contact they had with Vlad over the years before the reunion)
No Danny's godparent, the person to take him should anything happen to the Fenton's is....
Lois Lane.
His mom's childhood friend.
#danny phantom#danny fenton#blue rambles#crossover#writing ideas#random idea#danny phantom dc#dpxdc#Lois gets a call about her godson who she hasnt really seen since he was a toddler#both she and Maddie had gotten busy with their lives and careers but did still talk at time#she does still send things and have talked with Danny over the phone though#though last time they spoke was before his accident#when she see's him alarm bells start ringing#Danny just got out of a fight with Skulker and is kinda curling in on himself as Vlad is towering over him and threatening him#Vlad is trying to use Lois as a 'Tell her you wish to stay with me and I wont have to harm her' threat against Danny#ooooh what if Clark was with her#and hears EVERYTHING Vlad's been saying#normally i do the bats but hey I wanna switch it up a bit#Lois has a new rich target to sic her investigate journalism on#'hmmm yes EXACTLY how did you get so rich so fast again Mr. Masters?'
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I’ve been Completely Normal about hickeygibsontozer lately and instead of writing coherent words about it I made this chart on (my interpretation of) their fucked up dynamic:
More clownery under the cut (specifically pertaining to Gibson and Tozer’s Whole Deal)
Canon Era: Billy mends Tozer’s clothes sometimes. He acts annoyed when Tozer asks him to do it but also acts annoyed when Tozer asks Armitage to do it instead so like ??? They do not interact in any capacity except to plan the mutiny but by god do they share an insane amount of Homoerotically Charged Looks™️.
Post-Rescue AU: They all live together in an incredibly tiny flat in London. They share a bare mattress and Hickey always sleeps in the middle but sometimes Billy will use his long legs to touch Tozer with his cold feet and Tozer can never tell if he’s doing it intentionally or not. When Tozer leaves for work in the mornings Billy will sometimes begrudgingly give him a little kiss on the cheek but more often than not it’s only after full on frenching hickey right in front of him. Tozer doesn’t know Billy’s last name and at this point it’s obviously too late to ask but he’s also not sure if he should call him Billy since it’s a more intimate nickname so he tries to address him by name as little as possible.
Modern AU: They text each other* to discuss Hickey when needed, Billy doesn’t put Tozer into his contacts until like a year and a half after they’ve met.
*Example of text exchange below (Tozer’s green, Gibson’s gray, the “him” in question is, of course, Hickey):
#The Three Genders: girl (Gibson) boy (Tozer) hickey (Hickey)#Tozer’s phone is in military time + it’s green bc I feel like Billy would have like a Samsung or something#- and be just a bit uppity about it#I’m so incredibly normal about this show <—person who used 3 (three) different programs to make the graphics on this post#anyways other thoughts very much appreciated!!!!!!#hickeygibsontozer#cornelius hickey#billy gibson#solomon tozer#terrorposting#the terror
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alnst 🔄 vbs
rotating them in my mind
#project sekai#alien stage#pjsk#alnst#fuck okay in order#aoyagi toya#azusawa kohane#shiraishi an#shinonome akito#till#mizi#sua#ivan#myart#dw about sua and ivan guys theyre just surpassing rad weekend theyre fine#kohane and toya.........dw about it#also i changed freddy into a bass bc bassist akito real in my mind#also the colors may be fucked bc theyre REAL different on my phone when i turn my comfort shield off for some reason...#even tho my tablet is normal and the same fucking android....anyway
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happy Make A Terrible Comic Day 2024. dealing with some Shipping Dwama today
#makeaterriblecomicday2024#art#dat me#doodles#ms paint#comic#life is paint#yeah dhl you could deliver a box at midnight. or you could put your trucks out between 6 am and 10 am like every Other#shipping company ??? i appreciate it when my package gets out of ohare at 10 am but you've had it for Two Days ; - ; gib. gib packidge#my fuckimg KEYCHAINS !!!!!!!!!#(this is still better than having to get them Tomorrow though)#'make a terrible comic' this is my normal quality of life is paint comics except now i get to not care the phone in the second panel#is cut off a little bit. thats where its terrible. thanks for the excuse to save about 40 seconds
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their cable organisation is shocking how do they live like this
#joker out#bojan cvjetićanin#whose story it is#also i am feeling so normal about nace going over to jan ahdjsfhk#even though he is on his phone like always 🙄 racking up those 9½ hours of screen time#jance#nace's corner is clear at least but fucking hell
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