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she looks like the real thing she tastes like the real thing my fake plastic love
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The Dance of Death Anonymous - German 16th Century
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if your statement starts with, "am i the only one who," my brain automatically nulls and voids whatever the fuck comes after
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"this user is proship" we're all pro ship how the hell else are we gonna get to the Northwest Passage
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#prev dats next on my list :^)#but also last watch was sex lies and videotape#(watched and then rewatched it immediately after lmfao god….)
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was going to sleep but remembered this peggy x pete edit, so instead im gonna go throw up
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he stumbles into these fleeting instances of cuntiness with the clumsiness & naïveté of a newborn foal
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Sometimes it's not rpf. Like it literally happened.
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thanks to whoever decided not to put james spader in glasses in ‘sex, lies, and videotape.’ they knew i couldn’t handle all that.
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what? oh sweetheart no, you're not weirding me out at all. you're weirding me in. keep talking, freak
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