#No ones even reading this so why am I still typing

[skythealmighty]

haha i love when i struggle with multiple hyperfixations at once. i am a coward for not making a crossover between allnof them but like. worldbuilding hard stfu

#rocket talk #the hyperfixes: #tmnt #inanimate insanity #bfdi #dsmp #the last one mostly spurred on by the stupid shit dreams doing #love clowning on that fool

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🤍 notalwayssecondplace Follow

i love how people are reblogging gi's hit post like it isnt a sign of his crippling inability to deal with change or to come to terms with his own self

anyway on other news i have a bunch of ideas for a new d&d campaign!

#i love my cousin but he really really needs therapy #like REALLY really

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I just realized... why do we call it "humanity"? Shouldn't it be "objectity"? IS it that in some universes? Can we claim universes that use "humanity" all once had humans???

⛳ bossy-bot Follow

Hello! Golf Ball from the BFDI universe here. I can confirm we use 'humanity' because we have, and also have had, humans. I cannot say for other universes though.

💥 fans-fantastic-features Follow

Fan II at your service! we use both- humans are kind of a myth for the most part. depends on how religious you are sometimes

💊 the-cringe-one Follow

Cringe Pill, TDOS- 'objectity' is the main term we use. Hadn't even heard of humans until Real Life Battle, honestly

👓 the-nerdiest-glasses Follow

guys, you're way overthinking this. here one sec

add in the tags what universe you're from (and if you picked humanity, if you know why add that too)

🔧 warp-pipe-sfx Follow

Oh, hadn't even thought of that...

#Goes to show you can be as smart as you want and still be stupid 😅 #Very curious to see the responses

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🎩 not-a-magician asked: Hi, I've been seeing people ask you for advice on auras and mental wellness and things... do you have anything for sleeping? I don't know if I have insomnia, but I've definitely had some trouble sleeping lately. I'm tired as hell but can't seem to just. Do it. Any advice at all would mean the world to me, really

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(Reminder to all: my advice on here is not meant to replace professional help by any means. If this is the cause of underlying trauma, please turn to therapy and not Tumblr. I'm not licensed yet.)

Thank you so much for the ask! While I'm sorry to admit sleep habits are not something I'm particularly versed in, I will give advice to the best of my ability as always. Best wishes on your journey to heal ^-^

Full advice below the cut to save space, as always!

Keep reading

#mental wellness #sleep habits #sleep #candle's light advice #not-a-magician

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ive come to a realization

you're welcome

#tpot #gravity falls #bfdi #one bfdi #bill cipher #i spent way too fucking long on this #if anyone's done this before me don't tell me please #also please dont come after me one THIS ISNT AN INSULT

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WHY THE FUCK AM I GREEN NOW?!

👿 darkness-reigns-supreme-3882 Follow

GREEN ISN'T INTIMIDATING. GREEN IS STUPID. GREEN IS ~nature~ AND ~healing~ AND PEOPLE WHO GET STUCK UP ON MOUNTAINS!!!!!

👿 darkness-reigns-supreme-3882 Follow

there will be hell to pay for this.

#i SWEAR if who i thought did this did this.

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Ummm why did I just get a bunch of hate dms after I changed my username? I thought these were over :[

#It's the same guy too.... #oh wait right I unblocked him since he stopped

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Finally getting therapy ✌ unfortunately my therapist says it's not productive to be literally dancing on my dead father's grave. that beign said tune into my next stream where we do dares at his gravestone

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🗒 meme-pad Follow

how to stop water in pot from burning? tried to cook ramen and failed

🗒 meme-pad Follow

i did not mean to type this in google im crowdsourcing

🎩 not-a-magician Follow

What the hell did you do?!

🗒 meme-pad Follow

NOTHING

#wait u have a tumnlr?

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📛 loud-and-proud Follow

i know this is ironic because of my username but uh. does anyone have any advice for being in love w your best bro and not knowing how to say it

🎚 all-about-dat-bass Follow

bro... im right here...

📛 loud-and-proud Follow

bro... so... is that a yes?

🎚 all-about-dat-bass Follow

hell YEAH, bro!! 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

📛 loud-and-proud Follow

no way... i love you dude ❤

🎚 all-about-dat-bass Follow

love you too man ❤

📕 imnotafuckingdiary Follow

Fucking finally

#They were SO BAD off screen #Definitely didn't expect this on Tumblr of all places though.

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🥧 threepointonefourwhatever Follow

time sensitive question: is it possible to get sued by algebraliens

🥧 threepointonefourwhatever Follow

this was posted literal months ago why are you idiots still reblogging it.

1️⃣ theoneandonly Follow

I mean~... if you want help not getting sued, I could always lend a theoretical hand?

🥧 threepointonefourwhatever Follow

no soliciting

1️⃣ theoneandonly Follow

That's not what "no soliciting" means, you know.

🥧 threepointonefourwhatever Follow

suck my dick

1️⃣ theoneandonly Follow

Haha, rude! I'm only offering help, you know.

🥧 threepointonefourwhatever Follow

go away you bill cipher wannabe or ill bite into you like a stale dorito

1️⃣ theoneandonly Follow

I can find you, you know.

🥧 threepointonefourwhatever Follow

lol

#im about to do whats called a pro gamer move

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i blocked her 🎉

[sleepyystories]

Hogwarts Legacy

Ominis Gaunt & Sebastian Sallow Modern Day Headcanons

What I imagine the life of the boys is like in modern day, what their interests are, as well as what they would be like in a relationship.

I started playing Hogwarts Legacy and I'm kind of obsessed with Ominis, as someone who has family members who are blind we love representation

I definitely projected on some of his... 😭

I am working on requests but I have been quite busy recently so I'm sorry I haven't gotten to them yet!! Thank you for your requests!! :))

Ominis Gaunt

• Knows a bunch of random fun facts

• Some of those about braille!

• He learnt it quite late since his family never took to teaching him and, although yes he can use magic to read, he also likes the option to use braille to read and write

• Would offer to teach you braille, and often shares fun facts about it or the new things he's learnt

• Your parents love him, even though his family may have their own reputation, they know that the last thing he wants to do is follow in their footsteps

• Collects vinyls.

• He doesn't listen to much music, but there are a few artists that he enjoys and he collects their vinyls.

• He prefers using vinyls to anything digital.

• This goes for books too, he prefers something he can hold to something on a screen. (Although he does listen to audiobooks sometimes as that's the easiest way for him to read if not using magic)

• Definitely that one kid with the pet snake

• Likes to ask everyone what color they think his eyes are and likes to see how they describe it to him (he gets a different answer every time and it's very interesting to him)

• He doesn't have a favorite colour (for obvious reasons) but if he did it would be blue

• Although he's not very good at video games, if you play them, he likes to get involved. Narrate to him what's going on, let him play for a little with your guidance, explain if you're stuck somewhere and he might help you solve the puzzles

• Really good at wordle and crosswords

• Loves old romance, Romeo & Juliet, Pride and Prejudice, Titanic. He's a sucker for a love story

• Loves exactly like the men in these books (actually I've only seen a couple, so only the good ones 😭)

• His nicknames for you: My love, Darling, Honey, Angel

• I feel like his parents would've been the type to make him learn to play an instrument, and piano seems very him

• Although (and huge projection here) (this is why it's his last one) I think his blindness is like my grandmother's where he can see light and shadow but everything is just very blurry (kind of like if you wear glasses and they steam up and you can kinda see but also you very much can't), so he can make out shapes and knows if he's going to bump into something, but he can't really make anything out, hence using magic to aid him, so I'm not sure if he would be able to tell the difference with colour or not (my grandmother struggles even though she has some sight) (To add to this he has very bad peripheral vision)

Sebastian Sallow

• He can sing and was a part of a local choir or the Hogwarts choir for a short period. He acts embarrassed if anyone asks about it, or if anyone catches him singing, but he's actually really good!

• He has a playlist dedicated to you, it's either his own music that reminds him of you, or music you both like

• Genuinely likes Buddy Holly by Wheezer (I'm projecting, we will vibe together.)

• His household keeps chickens. He's that one friend who owns chickens. (Anyone else always had that one friend in a group who owns chickens or is that just a me experience?)

• Does not read. "Hey Seb, have you read this book?' no he has not. Do not ask him when the last time he read a book was, you will not like the answer. (Unless it was a school textbook because somehow his grades are still amazing)

• He kinda just listens to anything, like he doesn't have a specific music taste, if he likes a song/artist then he likes them 🤷 (projecting)

• Has a 3 week Minecraft phase at least once a year, he always makes servers but they always die out for some reason

• Speaking of he was 100% a Minecraft kid and 100% had one of those creeper hoodies that zipped up all the way

• Was really good at math and was known as the math kid in his primary school but that kinda faded out when he started at Hogwarts and now he can solve equations really quickly but he doesn't think it's a big deal

• His favorite colour is green or orange

• He may be a bit boisterous, but he is such a gentleman. Before you were dating he was so respectful (and he still is!) and it's not just to you. Before his mother passed she always taught him how to treat women right, and that never faded

• His nicknames for you: Pretty girl, Princess, Love, Beautiful

• I feel like he would learn to play drums

• Although he has big ambitions he always comes to you for advice (or if you don't like giving advice he just sort of tells you what he's gonna do)

• And if you ever tell him he's about to do something really stupid (as in dangerous) he wouldn't hesitate to take your advice because he trusts you

• He was actually really nervous to meet your parents for the first time, but after a few visits he really warmed up to them and now it's like he was always a part of the family

• Type of boyfriend to let you sit between his legs and let you play his game with his hands over yours on his controller

• Was semi-popular on musical.ly ... I'm sorry, but tell me he does not give that vibe /hj

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Sorry if this isn't the best, as I said I've been so busy recently and wanted to get something out. These aren't all of the headcanons I have but I hope you enjoy them :) Also, sorry about how much I projected on some of them 😭😭

- Sleepy

[lets-get-kraken-boys]

*in Patrick’s’s voice* I have an idea! Bakugou changing from being the #1 morning person to ever grace this planet to a grumbling, snuggly mess who won’t let you free from his strong hold because of your influence on him.

Bakugou is 100% the type to wake up at the ass crack of dawn to fulfill his whole morning routine. Call him a creature of habit because he wont feel like he’s even a real person until he completes every step with flawless ease. This includes, but is not limited to, his brutal morning workout, whipping up a quick protein shake, and browsing the headlines of the news. Like, it’s not a question for him to be alive and exist coherently without complaint at that time of day—he’s just gotten used to it after committing to the idea of getting the most out of his day for so many years. Comes with striving to be the best, you suppose. Still couldn’t wrap your head around why it feels right for him to be doing pushups with over a hundred and fifty pound strapped on his back at SIX AM, but nonetheless. Many times you’d have only just shuffled out of your shared bed, blanket swaddled tightly around the lower half of your face in an attempt to keep the delicious heat generated from your sleeping body around you, and you’d see him sitting on the couch, ankle crossed over his other knee, midnight black blend coffee in hand as he’s reading a novel. He’d zing out any number of snarky one liners he’s got in his back pocket with a knowing smirk, before getting up to give you a loving kiss on your frazzled hairline and pulling you close into his sturdy arms, swaying you back and forth to an imaginary song playing for only you two.

When you guys first started dating and staying at each other’s places, it actually used to annoy him how long you’d “sleep your day away” (you literally wake up around 10AM on your days off. Like, come on, Kats). Day in and day out, he’d grumble as he watches a nearby clock inch to 9AM, wait for a couple minutes to see if you changed your habits (unlikely), and stood with a heavy sigh. He trudged on over to the bed you’d only just snuggled in a few hours ago, shaking your shoulder with a gentler voice he reserved only for you to hear in the privacy of your home. Thankfully, he learned from his mother that if you wake someone up not by their own choice, you either reap what you sow and face the wrath of the sleeping bear, or you appease their fury with a gift. So, before you’d ever get angry enough to rip him in two (which he’s sure you’d be able to do, given enough incentive), he presents you with your favorite breakfast in bed to start your day.

After all that, I need to make a correction. I should say he WAS the type of guy to do all that.

Now, Bakugou’s a changed man. For better? For worse? You’ll have to decide that, because you’re currently stuck underneath the mountain of muscle you deem your husband.

Bakugou’s now a member of the eepy seepy honk shoo mimi club after all your years of “bad influence” on him. You’d swear he’s a grizzly bear from how long he sleeps in! He used to be the one waking you up with you grumbling unhappily about the intrusion—which used to end in him starting a war with tickles as his artillery and raspberries as his ammunition being blown into your cheeks and tummy until you were laughing so hard it warranted gasping for air. Now, you’re the one smacking his broad, and totally not distracting, shoulders in an attempt to wake the sleeping hulk of a man currently sinking deeper into your embrace. Throughout your pleads for him to get up or at least get off of you, he just buries his cute button nose into the dip of your warm neck.

Usually, two negatives equal a positive, but if the “right” positive in this situation was supposed to equal one of you taking responsibility to wake the other up on time…

Welp…we failed that test.

He really only grumpily rolls off of you when you threaten to murder him if he makes you wait to use the bathroom any longer. Even then he doesn’t let you stray far. He blearily opens his crimson eyes the tiniest sliver with a deep, gravely groan of displeasure. He watches as you stand up, lean back until you hear a satisfying crack your back, and make your way to the restroom. You’ll the feel a tug at your wrinkled sleep attire as he’s now standing behind you. One hand is occupied gripping your outfit between his pointer finger and thumb, his other hand clutching your cozy down comforter blanket draped over his head, eyes draped shut once again, and a displeased pout stitched over his gorgeous facial features.

You’d have killed someone to get a picture on your phone of him right now to treasure forever, if you weren’t currently dealing with the dilemma of nearly pissing your pants at the moment. So, snapping delectable blackmail pictures of your man will have to wait.

He’ll shuffle close behind you as you make your way to the bathroom, reluctantly release you and allow you to shut the door on him to handle your business, and stand patiently waiting for you like a knight protecting his precious princess. Once you’re back, he’ll tilt his head down to you and leave it hanging there as if awaiting something. It hits you that the knight is waiting for his princess to repay his valiant bravery of watching over your chambers with a sweet kiss. You’ll giggle, and stand up tall to place a loving peck to his hairline just like the many he used to place on your weary bedhead in not too long ago. A pleasant, soft expression dispels the crease that used to invade his pinched brows. You could almost imagine the silly doodle flowers dancing around his head as Bakugou relaxes into a blissful state.

You tenderly slide his rough, calloused hand into yours and lead him back to your bed. He doesn’t even have to ask or force you to lay back down to continue your cuddle session, you just automatically lay back, and lead him to rest fully on top of you again. You pet his spiky hair and he wraps his thick arms around your waist. Bakugou uses the last of his energy to drag his head up to give a quick peck to your lips, as if congratulating you on not fighting him anymore. You both will slowly slip back into a blissful sleep together entangled in the real hero of this story, your mattress.

…

Of course, racing out the door only a few hours later because you were going be late for work all the while still battling a needy husband wasn’t relaxing, but it was still totally worth it.

With Love,

Kraken 🐙

[rizzanon]

Hi, just wanna say love your work and I just wanted to spew out my thoughts about certain character dynamics because I think you’re writing is really interesting😭🫶🏾

The reader and Stephanie are an interesting thing to me because I feel like the real reason why the reader is so mad at Stephanie is because she thought out of all people Stephanie was gonna give her the support she needed to continue going if that makes sense?

Because she kind of gave Stephanie the faith that not that many people gave her. and out of everybody else she really didn’t expect for her to take her place at or at least not talk about it with her 

I feel like the reader in Tim’s relationship is interesting too because they got started at the same time and we don’t know (yet) how the reader felt about Tim replacing Jason. And even if she does feel some type of way about it, she still tried to collaborate with him but he kind of just blocked her out and she was like ok i can take a hint 

And with Dick’s, he’s known her the longest but he knows the lease about her. And I feel like her anger with realizing that everybody was somewhat correct about their doubts is going to be taken out on him for sure. And what makes it complicated is that I kind of see the reason why dick is so close to Damien is because he didn’t have as much going on at least before Bruce died. When he met reader he was grieving his parents . When Jason became Robin, he was fighting with Bruce. when Tim became Robin he was grieving Jason. and the one time not everything is happening at once and he sees a new robin they’re going to have a better chance at bonding.

Thank you for coming to my TED talk but also you can completely ignore this and I will truly understand because I feel like I am talking too much lol 😭🤍😭

no no it’s alright. i enjoyed reading your thoughts about the characters’ dynamics!!

for stephanie and reader, you could technicslly think in that sense that reader would have expected stephanie to show her the same grace reader did to her when stephanie was still spoiler. but it was more so on reader’s part that the two didn’t really have a proper bond since at the time her father “died” and she got benched because of her declining mental well-being and this ultimately leading to her being “replaced”. but yeah.

as for tim and reader, i did mention before in one of the backgrounds that initially, reader didn’t accept tim as the new robin, but she did soften up to it later on. though that didn’t really help close the gap between her and tim since there was no proper reason (at the time) for tim to be close to reader. (because unlike dick who was guiding him and helping him along the way whilst he was robin, reader couldn’t really do much for him, and vice versa)

and for dick, yeah it was definitely much easier for him to bond with damian, especially since this was during the time when bruce was dead and he had to take over as batman. and during this time, reader was actively disobeying dick and technically pushing him away whilst she was trying to prove that she’s alright (she was not) so it’d make sense why reader and dick’s relationship is strained i guess.

idk at this point i’m yapping LOL but thanks for your thoughts and input <3

[worshipping-marvel-jesus]

Tumblr. I am not autistic. I AM NOT AUTSITC HOW MANY TIMES DO I AHVE TO SOECIFY THIS

THE SYMPTOMS DONT COUNT BECAUSE I SAID SO

IM NOT AUTISTIC IM NOT AUTISTIC IM NOT AUTISTIC IM NOT AUTISTIC

I’m also taking this too seriously

sorry :1

[selfinflictedgunshotwound]

men are so disappointing in so many ways i know i shouldn't expect most of them to be dignified humans but it's crazy. i need to get over this guy he's making my sense of self crumble even faster than it usually does. like he's just so unlike my usual type and i'm pretty convinced he's stupid and slutty and not discerning whatsoever. not to mention boring like i know even if i did have a chance with him he wouldn't Get Me at all so it's a bigger waste of time that usual and i'm actually pretty tired of men in general and definitely tired of parasocial relationships because they drive me insane for months typically. thankfully it's only been like 2 weeks if that at this point. idk. sigh. i know literally virtually nothing abt him as a person and ofc liking any public figure who you know nothing about is only setting yourself for heartbreak and disappointment to begin with bc you already know nothing is gonna come from it but. in a way it's almost addictive to become obsessed with someone and not be looked at with the same level of scrutiny. i don't think anyone in real life would ever try to get to know me as much as i try to get to know people who i'll never even meet. lmao! but that's the thing... idk... i have a lot of love in my heart and it consumes me and i reject my pride usually when i'm into someone. i want to know more... like VORACIOUSLY consuming anything with information about them involved simply because i think knowing someone is a very deep form of love but of course you can never truly know anyone. not completely. and that scares me i think which is why it's always probably been easier for me to never really TRY to be with anyone or have anything real. idk. this turned into me psychoanalyzing myself real quick but SOMEONE needs to bc i need to understand what the fuck is wrong w me.

[ranvwoop]

i try to avoid my acc being Just vntposting . in this world. but man is it going

[iceeericeee]

I wonder how many tags i can add on to this

[longagoitwastuesday]

*reading a thesis about the evolution of the concept of infinity in China with a large amount of tabs open with diverse articles or word combinations to further look for information, all the while seething, blood boiling* I wish Satoru Gojo would fucking cease to exist

[thedevotionaltour]

thinking about daredevil yellow again im not. going to make it Guys.

[onyourstageleft]

smoked a blunt last night and spent a half hour writing out this 'poll' in a note on my phone

[astrxealis]

I ADORE GEN INFORMATION AND HISTORY STUFF SOOO MUCH ... and etc etc etc and and and :(( <3 god i love the plethora of information ik and. etc.

[cherrysnax]

not to SYS! on main but like comics Miguel reads just like Robyn and older leo to me it’s soooo weird

[takeyourdailydoseofcyanide]

going to happen all can think about all all all going to happen have to going to happen please help me nothing last nothing left there buzzes static murmurs of disturbances listen to me not even real there’s nothing there’s anomaly help is not here warmth not possible what does matter here not this this not left there is static buzzes agitated confused turn screw until it fall off hold your ears but can still hear put ear directly to the speaker n realize this what left left is static buzzes terror in a little room in which one can’t be reached there is nothing left accept it as it is usher in new world order left there is static buzzes . no tether nothing familiar to hold onto . perpetual catatonia ? going to happen . it is time . tick tick tick tick tick tick

[snekdood]

hate that I had an enlightenment moment when I was like 17/18 that making fun of people is shitty and pointless, and then I felt like I had to dust off my old skills of knowing what to say to make someone pissed off or upset to defend myself against my abuser bc thats the kind of person they are and ik that was the only way to defend myself and Not Seem Weak And Like A Pushover or whatever so they leave me alone, and then I started making fun of people ironically, and then I started doing it unironically, and now I try to warn people not to be like that because I still dont enjoy it and still find it shitty and pointless yet I feel like I have to do it socially bc if I don't then people think they can walk all over me or some shit ? ??? ?? ???

[voidrulerora]

literally all of my mutuals are so based bro. just a few weeks back i was having a convo with my friend about this and I was like "LOOK WHAT THEY DID TO MY BOY!!! LOOK WHAT THEY'VE DONE!!!". Never forgetting the art where I was like "oh what a cool OC" then found out it was Morris KHDDKS You all get me and I absolutely adore that.

“I hate you” is boring. “I hope your favorite non human character gets drawn as white twink." is unique. it’s terrifying. it’s possible. it's true. it's happening.