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i don't have any crayons on me right now but i need you all to know about the delightful deli associate i just met

I couldn't afford a pound of weed so i have to settle for mozzarella. even though i apparently can't spell mozzarella.

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early to bed and early to rise leaves a man so fucked up that he dies

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True

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Objects as spaceships, by Eric Geusz

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cricket finds compliments very alarming

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Imagine being cast in a Lady Gaga concert as Lady Gaga because Lady Gaga wants to do this to Lady Gaga

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Another fascinating moral dilemma from the philosophers of r/punk

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I'm so sad in such a strange way to hear about the Corporation for Public Broadcasting officially shutting down. It's a weird feeling. Most of it is the intellectual level of "oh this is SO fucking bad and terrifying that we'll no longer have federally supported public information channels anymore, it will ALL be through the private market, not to mention the stark reminder of the US government's continued descent into anti-intellectualism and fascism," all of which makes my stomach sink.

But on a smaller level it is the disappearance of something that was so ubiquitous to American childhood. I'm pretty sure the vast majority of Americans can hear the exact intonation of this phrase in their head: "This program made possible by the Corporation for Public Broadcasting, and by viewers like you. Thank you."

There is a lot more that could be said about the likely repercussions of this. In addition to being sad, I am also exceedingly furious. I wish despair upon all the Republicans who helped kill the CBP just because it took its mission seriously and refused to broadcast overt right-wing propaganda as news.

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tbh my hot take is that a lot of people are obnoxiously weird about feet and its usually not the people that have foot fetishes

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hmm

dragonflies. haunting implications:

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This footage of Elmo after messing up a take on Sesame Street is peak relatable

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When Anne has a will, Anne hathaway.

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classicists will make the ugliest least functional website in the history of html and it will contain the entire library of fragmentary papyri of the works of aeschylus. for free

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i'm seeing a lot of elderly and midle aged women with purple hair around lately and i think thats beautiful so i made a meme about it

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legitimately worldview altering realisation and i'm not even employed right now

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it looked cooler in my head