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visitation
wouldn’t it be funny if ford was able to visit bill at his intergalactic, therapeutic, meet-you-on-the-other-side-and-it’s-not-heaven-or-hell-but-a-third-evil-thing prison
#gravity falls#bill cipher#book of bill#stanford pines#divorce is real u guys and it can save ur life (literally man stanford barely made it out of alive with this one)#billford
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collection of posts for a very specific dynamic
#pallas post its#not sure how to tag this one ngl#zolu#this is about zolu#but also my ocs and me from real life#5927#also.#web weaving#normal dynamics
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always the artist never the muse
#im not in a good mood right now#i want to cry into his chest i want him to tell me its NOT okay because its NOT FUCK YOU#ghebfuck you mean its oka??? I CANT FUCKING BREATHE#YOURE SO FUCKIJNG KLUD SHUT UP#WERE NOT FUCKING 3RD GRADERS#HINDI KAYO MGA HAYOP BAKIT NAPAKAINGAY NINYO#HINDI KO NA MAKAKAYA NA SUMIGAW SA INYO PARA TUMAHIMIK NAPAKAINGAY KASE#DI KAYO 4 5 6 7 8 YEARS OLD#DI NA KAYO BABY#BAKIT ANG IJNGAY NINYO#ITS CLASS TIME SHUT THE FUCKM UP#IT HURTS ME SO MYCB LIKE ACTUALLG WHAT GHBE FUCKM IS WRING WITH YOIU GUYS#WHY DOESNT ANYINE EVER NOTICE#THEY NEVER FUCKIKNG NOTICE#NOI OKNE#NO ONE IN REAL LIFE#THERE IS NO SUPPORT#WHAT THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSE TO DO BE MY OWN WALLS AND ROOF???#OKAY THEN FINE#HAVE IT#HAVE THAT#I WILL NEVER TALK TO ANY OF YOU AGAIN OKAY?#THATS WHAT YIU WANTED#YOIU WANTEE ME INDEPENDENT AND PROBLEM FREE GUESS WHAT BITCH?#IM NOT PROBLEM FREE#I JUST DINT FUCING TELL YOU#LET ME BREATHE LET ME BREATHE#LET ME BE ME LET ME PLEASE#I WANT REST I WANT REAL COMFORT
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Look at you, Wiping your own tears With the same hands That long to be held
Ayesha Zahra
#writers and poets#love#poems and poetry#one sided love#poem#one sided feelings#poets on tumblr#poems on tumblr#love poetry#spilled ink#spilled thoughts#literary quotes#quotes#quoteoftheday#life quote#beautiful quote#love quotes#lovers#heartbreak#hurtful#hurtquotes#so real#life quotes#spilled writing#spilled words#life#truth
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"average cat owner spends 3 years in prison" factoid actualy just statistical error. average owner spends 0 years in prison. Miette's mother, who kicked her body like the football and went to jail for One Thousand Years is an outlier adn should not have been counted
#miette#spiders georg#tumblrstuff#meme#1k#One Thousand Notes#oh! oh!#I swear I can math in real life#10k#tumblr is insane#is this post making the miette tag trend#20k#I know there are more than 333 cat owners#It was a small sample size#40k#50k#75k#100k#150k
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had a fucking hilarious dream that tumblr replaced the "block" function with the far funnier "glock" function, which did the exact same thing except whenever anyone blocked you a random bullet hole, like a png of a bullet hole, would appear on your blog. discourse blogs were unreadable bc you'd go to the page and the sheer amount of bullet hole pngs stacked over the blogs obscured everything. I woke myself up laughing
#normally I don't chronicle my dreams here but fucking hell that one was funny#I think this would genuinely make tumblr better tbh#@ staff do this cowards#spy has thoughts#my life is a sitcom and i am my own laugh track#functional website#spy's smash hits#Glock function#edit for everyone in the notes saying 'everyone clapped'#I know I can't prove to you that it happened for real you're just gonna have to trust me on this#but I swear on my goddamn life I'm not making this up#I make so many conscious puns that sometimes my subconscious cooks up a real good one
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lighthearted.
if this comic resonated with you, please consider donating to this palestinian escape fund (vetted by @/nabulsi and @/el-shab-hussein) as it is less than $7,000 away from it's goal.
i turn 24 today. To celebrate, I made this comic to be a spiritual successor to lead balloon, a comic in which I talked about the darkest period of my life so far.
A lot has changed since my 23rd birthday and this one. My priorities have shifted a lot, in ways that I think are mostly good. But i think the best part about today is that suicide has gone back to being a far away notion. I'm really lucky, and I'm grateful for that.
#yet another largely personal comic that kind of only has real impact to maybe four people#it's crazy what a difference a few months makes#and a trip to the beach that makes you glad you're still alive.#the last page is just me drawing my friends and I as our respective art sonas#credit to my best friend for inventing the designs#i keep copying their shit but its their fault for always having good ideas#ugghhh i love the people in my life so much and im so thankful for them#one of my friends gave me a vintage camera for my birthday#im going to take so many photos i could paper my walls with them#thank you for reading#stillindigo art#stillindigo comics
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why is religious Christmas imagery all so joyful and pleasant? where is the inherent horror of the birth of Christ? A mother is handed her newborn child, wailing and innocent. Her hands come away sticky. Red. Simply by giving her son life she has already killed him. He is doomed from the beginning. Her love will not save him from suffering. Because the thing cradled in her arms is not a baby, it is a sacrifice: born amongst the other bleating animals whose blood will one day be spilled in the name of what demands it. the night is silent with anticipation. Mary, did you know? That your womb was also a grave?
#instant conversation enders for my multiple youth pastor cousins#don’t say it (I’m gonna say it)#The Child is The Price#but i mean come on#as someone who isn't actually even christian the real-life historical version of this is still cursed as fuck#i mean we know that jesus was a person who existed. whatever circumstances he was born in#its terrifyingly ominous to imagine being so unaware of the affect your child will have on the future of humanity#time itself will one day be counted around your birth of him#and all because he will suffer an excruciatingly painful death that you will not be able to prevent#not only that. but regardless of his or your intentions#regardless of whether there is a god#for millenea unfathomable millions will have blood spilled and will spill blood in his name#atrocities will be committed that you cannot even conceive of#and all on his and your behalf#you love your child. its beautiful. but there's horror in what you've done. because everyone else will love him too#and what's more dangerous than that?
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Body swap movie where one of them has invisible disabilities and when the other one lands in their body they immediately collapse catatonic on the floor from the pain and fatigue and the first one is like 'oh damn guess I don't have to worry that I'm faking it anymore'
#i have this fantasy of one my able bodied friends and or coworkers occupying my body for like an hour#just to get a real sense of how much i am truly weathering hellfire every day of my life#sometimes i take stock and im like holy crap ive gotten so used to so much#im a frog in a pot and ive convinced myself the bubbling is just fun ambience#my thoughts#invisible disability#chronic illness#chronic pain
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#my art#jujutsu kaisen#jjk#yuji itadori#itadori yuuji#jjk spoilers#jjk manga spoilers#jjk 266#fanart#jjk fanart#itafushi#jujutsu kaisen fanart#used th itfs tag bc its implied and this is an itfs piece i said so#i dont think ive seen this parallel made yet??? but its ok if it has#i just had the idea hit at gross o clock last night when i ws alr exhausted n had 2 force myself to sleep instead of drawing it#i just . clutches chest . YUUJI#th char development the emotional maturity..#the willingness to put aside his gojo voice personal feelings in favour of giving megumi agency over his own life#rather than burden him with expectations the way every1 has done fr both of them over the course of the series...#tears in my eyes thats my mc!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#anyway art notes i think lower one is some of the best yuuji hair ive drawn 2 date#it's kind of similar to one of my 265 redraws but i think i struck a better balance in how thoroughly i rendered it here#proud of my me but also SO grateful tht yuuji has not been fighting me lately#so much yuuji content these past chapters i cant imagine th frustration having to Also fight him in order 2 create content fr them#anyway itafushi kaisen is real and canon and alive and yuuji singlehandedly discovered th cure 2 my mental illness w this line
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what if aquatic animals had Tumblr would that be fucked up or something lmaooo anyways
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mating season is such a chore. wdym i have to migrate back ten thousand miles just to find some bitches
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outta my way gayboy I'm boutta get it
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i have been transformed into a creature beyond my wildest imaginations
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uhhh was nobody going to talk about how the new update makes the site virtually unusable for crustaceans ???
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honestly even if we tell staff you know they're not going to do anything. crustaceans make up such a small percentage of oceanblr right now that it's going to be impossible to get them to care. the treatment of anyone who isn't a bony fish on this website is atrocious tbh
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🌑 the-midnight-zoom
oh my cod its so dark down here why do i have such piss poor eyesight. if my eyes could open any wider id be doing that but nooo my house in the god damn depths says get fucked. not even my cousin in that one cave has to put up with this wtf
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hey come here for a second
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absolutely freaking out right now you frys don't understand ... There's another squid at this whale fall and she's really really cute! I want to talk to her so bad but I'm scared as all hell ... what if she thinks I'm trying to eat her and swims away ? ?
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shipping discourse is sooo pointless like? you argue about ships? ⛵ those things that sound really loud & pass by me everyday? 🛳️ whoo whoo?
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where is every one ..
#pig originals#tw unreality#fake post#long post#hey gang how's it going ... please view my normalcy about marine life and other fishes#also props to my mutual whose dogblr post inspired this one#except this ones more silly based i think#oceanblr posts (not real)#biggest hits#unreality#unreality tw#cw unreality
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Tubbo: Why have they changed it? These colors are awful. I– ew! I actually hate it! Where– what happened to the orange? Why’s it purple?
Tubbo: [Realizes] OH—
Tubbo: Oh, I'm actually– I'm actually a bigot, it’s Ace Race, I get it. Ohhh, ohhh that’s awkward. Ohhh, that's awkward. I’m a bigot. Oh, I'm a bigot. Oh, I'm a bigot. Ohhh. It’s crazy that they let bigots into MCC these days! Well actually, they’ve always done that.
#Tubbo#MCC#MCC Pride#June 1 2024#THE WAY I SCREAMED????#This is one of those rare times where I see a clip on Twitter and go#''haha that's funny I should fast forward to that part of the VOD''#and then the ending hit me like an 18 wheeler#I've never clipped something so fast in my life#Sorry for the 3 days late MCC clip I was touching grass this weekend#Anyways. Funniest possible comment he could've made#He's so real for that
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Corrupted Ratio for Twitter! Reached 2k followers and he won in a prompt game
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#evil math man is back. your calculus professor#dr ratio#veritas ratio#hsr#honkai star rail#corrupted!ratio#i'm a bit of a sham cause i left out bossven. Had no ideas how to include him or how to make them fight (art conceptually)#real life depiction as a student did not remember one theorem word by word /jjj I actually really love math they could never make me hate u#ratio hsr#fanart#art#illustration#my art#artists on tumblr#digital art
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Blarmy!
#dimension 20#fantasy high#d20#fhjy#d20 fhjy#fig faeth#gorgug thistlespring#adaine o'shaughnessey#fabian seacaster#kristen applebees#k2#british kristen#heaven gained a real one today ….#the blimey intervention actually made me scream it was … it was crazy#the stuff of legend#also had to draw the party people ❤️#and gorgugs little comment#ive seen a couple of posts about it btw i see it more as a look how far weve come#like remember when we died to the corn cuties? well now were in the sky about to die from a bunch of fucking dragons attacking us#isnt life so funny
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these kids are incredibly stressed out
#needed to update my bad kids drawing bec seeing it + the numerous breakups made me sad#so core bad kids only for now#please note very specific sneaker and height headcanons#kristen should be more buff but girly's got a lot going on she for sure isn't at her peak#the bad kids#fantasy high junior year#dimension 20#d20 fantasy high#fig faeth#gorgug thistlespring#riz gukgak#adaine abernant#kristen applebees#fabian seacaster#fabian is the only one with weapons bec he is incredibly extra#fhjy#dropout#fantasy high#d20 fanart#i need to work on more comics but rn i cant write bec real life projects are killing me#but character art is so fun and i needed to experience joy so i gave myself an afternoon to finish this and now i gotta stop#character art#ribbittrobbit
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