#My random af thoughts

[thedvilsinthedetails]

‘but how can a soap be Jegulus coded?’ You ask

Well I present to you…this mf

It’s smells so good I want to eat it I swear

[kandadze]

I've just had this half baked thought (while writing JingXiao, funnily enough) that one of the reasons why ZYZ's soul could - and did - fly to ZYC was because WX let go of that first "contract" he signed for her. As in, literally, removed it from her person and placed it on the creation stone, but also mentally and emotionally, she released the last physical trace of his old self. 

Seeing how much of his time with them at DHB was about oaths and contracts, I feel like only once he was released from that one last vow (as his body was released from the malicious energy's hold) he could really start anew. And so, she helped to set him free.

[beanghostprincess]

zoro kisses luffy always three times.

when they wake up, always intertwined in whatever place they fell asleep that night, zoro kisses luffy's forehead, cheek, and then lips. in that order, holding his face with both hands every time. it makes luffy wake up with a smile.

when he's training and luffy decides it's amusing to watch his boyfriend, zoro stops always three times to kiss luffy. three breaks with each set of exercises. forehead. head, if luffy isn't wearing the hat (if he is, then the cheek). and lips when he's done exercising.

when they're eating, zoro kisses luffy's free hand. then he kisses him on the shoulder. and lastly, on his head. his lips are busy eating, after all, but luffy smiles nevertheless and leans on his touch even if he's focused on the food.

when they win a fight, zoro kisses him three times exactly on the lips. softly. a bit harder. and then more passionately the third time. luffy always returns the kisses with more intensity, between laughs and giggles.

when luffy is the one sleeping after the fight, resting. he's exhausted, but he can somehow feel in his dreams how zoro moves his hair to the side to kiss his forehead. his hand. his wrist.

when they're making love, zoro always kisses the inside of luffy's right leg three times, making his way to his thighs. then does the same with the left one, and proceeds to kiss his scar. his neck. his shoulders. always three times.

luffy notices after some time together, but says nothing. instead, he tries to do the same. he kisses zoro's ear three times (one kiss per earring). he kisses his right hand, the left one, and then his lips (one kiss per sword). he kisses zoro's scar on his eye, the one on his chest, and the one on his shoulder (one kiss per every moment luffy wasn't there to fight with him).

"why are you doing this?" zoro asks one day out of the blue, after luffy finishes with his set of kisses.

the captain tilts his head to the side, frowning. "doing what?"

and the swordsman, for once, doesn't know what to say, so he stays quiet for a few seconds. "the- the thing. with the kisses. three kisses. why? that's a me thing. i do it because-"

"it calms you down!" luffy figures, and due to zoro's eyes, he assumes his hypothesis is right. the captain grins, squeezing his hand three times. "since you like doing it so much, i thought it would make you feel better if i did it too. does it work?"

zoro stares at him with a fond smile, one that he only is able to show when they're on their own. he squeezes luffy's hand back three times. "yes, captain."

...

it happens quick.

they don't see it coming. luffy should have been able to protect them.

and it's stupid, he thinks. it shouldn't hurt this way. he should be focusing on going back to his crew instead of this, but he feels uneasy. uncomfortable in his own skin.

he had only kissed zoro twice that day back at sabaody.

he has to go back to him, so he can kiss him four times. one to make up for the day they were separated, and three more, only because. only because he will be able to do it after two years. it will take two years to see each other again. two. he's starting to hate that number.

but then he thinks about zoro. zo-ro. two syllables. two o's. his second in command. his first mate. one, two, three.

he didn't exactly get why zoro likes counting so much. numbers are something luffy isn't fond of following much. but he thinks he gets it now.

one year. two years.

on the third one, he'll be able to see him. and luffy will kiss zoro one time, to make up for sabaody. and it will be the first kiss of endless sets of kisses coming in three.

and, weirdly enough, it calms him down too.

[houseshousewife]

Watching House, you just have to accept that sometimes the writers will make him act gross and slightly out of character.

1; because of the times, and 2; likely because the writers have their own weird fetish about it 🙄🙄

[winethorn]

and why??

love yall!! (ama pls :sobs:)

🌈

[dimlylittorch]

heyyy so i know this isn’t the usual kind of thing i post but believe it or not as a gay man i DO actually love clothing (who’d have thought-) and i made these outfit inspo boards a while back that i thought i’d share :3

[kinda-indecisive]

Okay, it’s not magic and I’m sure there’s a perfectly scientific and logical explanation for why they can do what they can do lol

Also, Stephen strange is NOT invited to the party... I apologize

[zolo-san]

Why is Dressrosa just Doflamingo and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day?

[fogerist]

Happy Holidays, you sluts 😘

[quiveringdeer]

sex with eijirou is always an experience! even when you've been intimate for a long while

he's pretty vocal. talkative and otherwise 😏

like the man is a pro hero, built like a castle and does his cardio, and YET! when you get him riled up ((not hard to do cause he's so gone for you)) he's panting and breathing all heavy like he's run a marathon or somethin

I cannot for the life of me imagine him delivering dirty talk ((and yet ive read some awesome fics where it happens and im totes on board in those moments buuut)) without it being followed by giggling or him second guessing what he said and being all like, "damn that sounded way more manly in my head"

gosh I wanna devour him for being so damn sweet and lovely! 😩

but when YOU use dirty talk on him? man becomes putty in your hands. as if he isn't putty in your hands always, but anywho

I just know that sometimes the physical stuff gets derailed by you both ending up talking about random things. like casual things even, learning more about one another and such--and then easing right back into makeouts and whatever else was happening before

his presence is always so chill and comforting and being intimate with him is no exception

there's also lots of playful jokes and lots of giggling and laughing together!

[thedvilsinthedetails]

I will never be able to express in words how much I love this man and how this is my Roman Empire. This right here. “AM I THE TYPE OF GUY WHO SEEMS KINDA GAY…BET ON IT BET ON IT BET ON IT BET ON IT.”

also

“You better tell Zac Efron that he gotta get off cuz he’s never gonna look like Jonathan Groff”

Lin Manuel Miranda is a god not just in Percy Jackson but also in my little theatre kid mind and heart

[vanlegion]

Eh, I was in a weird experimental mood. Have this. Dubbed 'Who Are You?' Pretty sure I've said this but I love characters that either are not human or beyond human... because existentialism is fun to think about.

My monitor makes this look 3-D which is awesome.

[ncutii-gatwa]

idk how people can make gifs in minutes it always takes me ages just for the clip to be made into a gif let alone colouring and exporting

[927roses-and-stuff]

honestly as much as i hate watching those adrienette scenes, i can't fault marinette when she's just being genuinely so awkward.

and by that i mean like the recent episode where she doesnt know how to act as a gf and runs away or those scenes where she freezes in front of adrien, not the parts where she has his entire schedule in her room (seriously its been ten years but i still go wtf)

like thats just how being a hopelessly romantic teenager is?? 😭 being painfully awkward and cringe and as painful as it is to watch, its nice that not everything is suave or smooth-sailing or cool

(i say this but i skipped all the date scenes in the new ep sorry absolutely cannot subject myself to that despite understanding why)

[winethorn]

primaries

red, blue & a movable nu!

❤️💙

[theoverboardgaygirl]

Me when I go to a clothing store and see a mirror