#Moxxie’s got GAME

[cthulhuwritesstuff]

Leave him alone, it was cold and he can’t perform under pressure !

Look at his focused little frown and the DYI IMP patch on his jacket, just look at it

He is so helpless gods I can’t

[thekingofspin]

I hate helluvaboss

"he can get hurt..."

HEART BROKEN

SHATTERED ALL OVER THE FLOOR

HOW DARE A SHOW MAKE ME FEEL THINGS

HOW DARE THEY MAKE ME SAD

[daneol]

Sexy smug jackass but I like him

[theflowerofthecommonwealth]

(Took most of the dialogue from this as it’s one of my favorite scene in gaming!)

Nick: “Jasmine, you’re fifteen years old. You should consider eating something other than boxed Mac n cheese.” (Takes out a container from his bag) “I brought you food for lunch-”

Jasmine: (Jumps back in alarm) “OH GOD WHAT IS THAT?!?

Hancock: (Also goes flying back in fear at the green monstrosity)

Nick: (Calmly at the two Drama Queens) “It’s a salad.”

Jasmine: (Dives behind a confused Danse) “WHY IS IT GREEN IT LOOKS LIKE THE DEVIL!!!”

Nick: “Just calm down, doll.”

Hancock: (Examines the offered dish) “Eh, she’s got a point. It looks like you shredded a Super Mutant then tossed it into a bowl.”

Nick: (Lowly) “You’re not helping.”

Danse: (Crosses his arms) “I don’t see the problem here, it looks fine to me.”

Jasmine: (Climbs onto Danse’s back like a monkey and peeks over his shoulder) “It’s staring at me!” (Points accusingly at it)

Danse: “It’s an inanimate object. I highly doubt it.”

Nick: (Dad tone) “Jasmine. I need ya to do me a favor and eat some salad.”

Jasmine: (Jumps onto the coffee table like a cat with her back arched) “NnnnnnNo! No, no no!”

Nick: (Heavy sigh) “Hancock, hold her arms. Danse, keep her mouth open.”

Danse: “Roger that.” (Picks Jas back up from the table and sets her down on the floor)

Jasmine: (Takes out her Murder Mittens) “No! YOU FOOD FASCISTS!!! YOU CAN’T-”

Hancock: (Holds the girls arms behind her back so nobody gets mauled)

Danse: (Keeps Jas from closing her mouth on his fingers)

Nick: (Starts feeding his feral daughter the salad) “Cmon kitten, work with us here…”

Jasmine: (Aggressively hisses and snarls) “AAARHGHFHFHFH!!!”

Hancock: (As he struggles to keep her under control) “Don’t let her bite you too hard, Danse. Baby sister gets a taste for blood, we’re gonna have problems.”

[Later]

Jasmine: (Teenage grumbling as she folds her arms and sits on the sofa) “I can’t believe you made me eat salad!”

Nick: (Slight smirk from his spot next to her) “It wasn’t that bad, now was it?”

Jasmine: “No it wasn’t! It was tasty! That’s the PROBLEM!”

Nick: (Pats her head) “I’m sorry kiddo, it had to be done for the sake of nutrition and keeping ya healthy.”

Jasmine: (Grumpy kitten noises but she allows herself to be petted)

(Considering Jazzy regularly bites peoples fingers off, I think it’s too late for the blood thing, Hancock)

[alastors-radioshow]

@sharp-shooter-no-more-moxxie replied to your post “This man really has no business looking this...”:

pretty? Sir you are absolutely GORGIOUS! i'd kill for looks like that!"

"Gorgeous, is it? Merci, my dear~"

[timkontheunsure]

Why it's Ghostfuckers Blitz gets hooked on

Think not wanting anyone else is some of reason why he got so up amped up on the ghost thing.

He knows they don't really exist, but he's sad and horry. Normally he'd go find someone to play with. (Even if no Dennis needs apply).

So it's a dumb sexy fantasy for him, where he wouldn't really be with someone else, but could still get off.

And cosplaying as Bethany, isn't just getting to pretend to be someone else for a bit. As a rest from himself.

It's getting to play someone with rizz.

Something Blitz hasn't felt confident in since the not-a-breakup.

Something he used to take pride in.

Being able to fucking a prince so good, he wouldn't notice Blitz stealing an infinitely powerful artifact.😈

(heh take that Verosika, Blitz has more game than you).

But he misses and loves Stolas so much that all that confidence has gone poof.

And he just can't bring himself to really want to sleep with anyone else.

(confirmation he wanted to sleep with Fizz; even if the love letter and flower weren't enough of a clue).

Millie looks a little shocked he didn't make a joke out of it, like she did.

The whole day's been a really eye opener for her into how much in love, and how heart broken he is over Stolas.

Even Blitz calling Moxxie a little fuckable is said more like a compliment, than a want. He said her husband, making it clear Moxxie is Millie's person.

[ripplestitchskein]

What I loved most about Sinsmas is how well it’s setting up what will be the probable trajectory of Season 3 while resolving the conflicts of Season 2.

Octavia and Blitz are set on a similar path, realizing that Stolas needs more than they can give him, but not because they aren’t enough but because he has a mental illness. This conflict is setup explicitly to tie in with Barbie, Blitz will realize that whatever happened probably wasn’t as much his fault as he thinks, she just needed more than he could give alone. So I stand by the speculation that resolving Stolas and Blitz next season is going to be directly paralleled by Blitz and Barbie but will at the same time bring Octavia and Blitz into an accord.

Stolas will be getting several more reality checks and will spiral pretty hard, but I am holding on to faith that we will get a happy medium between getting proper treatment and reconciling his relationship with Blitz. I think Sinsmas did a great job setting up him as not realizing his continued unhappiness, even though he got everything he wanted with Blitz, is not a reflection on their relationship being ill suited but because he does have a mental illness that he is not treating properly or sharing with those around him. Blitz sidestepping the horse backstory while Stolas pulls back on asking him for help getting his meds was a perfect and succinct way to show this upcoming conflict.

Just excellent visuals with that all around. Blitz being the one to snuggle and try to be close to him while Stolas is the one closed off and refusing to relent was really solid. I would bet on this being the opening imagery of S3, some rehashing of Blitz trying but Stolas remaining closed off and that leading to a split that is slowly repaired over the course of the season, ending with them finally embracing each other.

The subtle cues from the imps of hell during the domesticity montage also great. Just this hatred Hell has for Stolas and how they will have to fight to be together. Like this was echoed in the fight with Andy as well, Stolas succumbing to being swallowed alive by a monster and Blitz going after him. Depression metaphor wow. The fight itself could be echoed in S3 too but this time with them working together.

And then everything with Millie, like her still not being on the same page when it comes to a family with kids while Moxxie and Blitz are opposed. Her reassuring Moxxie that her not wanting this doesn’t mean she doesn’t love him, and how that will play through S3.

Seeing Loona taking more responsibilities and stepping in for her father, seeing her with friends excited about board games. Too cute. I don’t know where she’ll go in S3 but I love her development so far and how they’ve taken a quieter approach to her parallels with Octavia and Stolitz.

Just a really great season finale.

[tealvenetianmask]

If You Act Like You Don't Need Support, People Believe You: Blitz's "Bulletproof" Act

We know pretty well by now how Blitz's outer shell looks and why he built it. He's carrying a whole cargo load of trauma, and he doesn't want to get hurt anymore. So he puts his natural resilience and charisma front and center and channels all negative emotions into being an asshole. No one gets in.

I think we often fall into seeing Blitz's mask as all negative. But one thing I took away from Ghostfuckers though is how much the people in his life actually find security and comfort in that same shell.

Millie:

Based on her backstory, who can blame her? The final sign that made Millie trust/respect Blitz enough to agree to his job offer?

I can blame this partly on imp culture (valuing toughness), but also, Millie says "you're fucking weird," and I think that comes down to how Blitz doesn't look angry or scared even for a moment. He keeps the smile. The charm. "Unbothered."

When M&M give each other most of their attention (understandable), Blitz just pushes his way past their boundaries anyway, seeming to make a game out of it. We see in Ghostfuckers that his jealousy of M&M, his fear that they don't really care for him . . . that becomes part of his trauma reel. But his friends have no way of knowing that.

When he's on a solo mission in Wee-a-boo-boo, Blitz tells Millie in no uncertain terms that he's got this.

So yeah, Millie's truly never seen him SERIOUSLY upset before, even if WE'VE seen him screaming into the abyss (Truth Seekers) and crying himself to sleep (Ozzie's).

Luckily, Millie has the capacity to adjust and offer the support that Blitz needs.

Loona:

I think Loona gets comfort too from Blitz's outer shell. This time, it's not so much that Blitz never shows her that his feelings are hurt. But that he bounces back quickly. That he always ends up fine.

And at an even farther extreme, Loona can literally throw Blitz across the room and have him doting on her again later that day.

There's comfort, especially when you're someone with a temper, in knowing that there's someone who you can't really hurt, who will stick by you no matter how you behave.

But again, in the Ghostfuckers trauma reel, we get a clip that shows us that's not true either.

Like Millie, when Loona sees Blitz at a true emotional low (this time, his guard is lowered by alcohol . . . and perceived rejection from Stolas), she's able to adjust and be supportive.

Stolas:

Was fairly careless with Blitz's emotions in Season 1, until he saw some vulnerability in Ozzie's and immediately started rethinking his approach.

We often talk about Blitz not realizing that Stolas is vulnerable, but the opposite is also true.

I'm thinking about the flirtatious classism, the teasing, the initial idea that the book deal would be fun and sexy. I think it stems, at least in part, from the idea that Blitz is amazing, that his spirit is kind of unbreakable.

Which again, is not true. His optimism and resilience are wonderful, but he can be hurt (intentional reference to Blitz realizing the same about Stolas).

After the debacle that is Ozzie's, after Stolas sees Blitz in pain from the treatment he received and unable to believe that Stolas's romantic interest in him is genuine, he understands much more. He immediately starts trying to undo the deal, and later in that process, there's this beautiful line . . .

"It's not enough to get through the walls you've conjured up to live."

Stolas isn't there yet by any stretch, in terms of understanding Blitz fully, but even while hurt, there's a part of him that wants to understand, that knows that Blitz is hurting under his mask.

Moxxie:

Ahaha. I bet you thought Stolas would be the twist ending of this meta. NOPE. It's Moxxie. He's the only person close to Blitz who hasn't even begun to adjust to seeing Blitz be vulnerable yet.

Not to psychoanalyze the poor guy, but. His daddy issues are off the fucking charts. Not in a sexual way (though who knows). In a sad way.

Moxxie was raised to follow authority, and the consequence for not doing so was death. Crimson made it very clear. And that's horrible, obviously, but also, there's a certain level of comfort in having everything decided for you.

In having someone who's "got this" in charge. Cult survivors often recall feeling this way.

And I'm not saying Moxxie wasn't incredibly relieved to be rid of Crimson or that he was happy under his control in any way.

But he likes that Blitz is confident, unbothered, and takes care of his team.

I'm done looking for exact lines and screenshots because I have a dinner to get to, but Moxxie does ask in his Truth Seekers hallucination why Blitz pushes his friends away. But he never gets a clear answer, never sees beyond the symbolic mask that Blitz wears there.

And in Unhappy Campers and in Ghostfuckers, we really see him crumble without Blitz's confident leadership. Millie, letting Moxxie take charge and having her own needs that have to be met . . . isn't really enough.

And this is a problem.

Moxx needs to learn some confidence because the unshakeable Blitz he follows . . . doesn't really exist. So I'm interested in seeing how this develops in upcoming seasons.

[littlemissshoei]

Hello my dearest moxxie <3 is it okay if I request anything with hiori? Love ya

HEADCANONS

YO HIORI EDITION — NSFW & SWF

You asked and you shall receive! This actually made me realize just how little I've been writing about Hiori so this is the perfect way to change things up.

content warning: headcanons, suggestive / nsfw content, mentions of kinks, established relationship, a little bit of angst if you look closely, fluff.

→﹐﹒⟢ HIORI takes a while to open up to you. It's not that he doesn't trust you, he just has a hard time coming to terms with the fact someone is there for him. Your comforting words and the warmth you radiate whenever you hold him against your chest, hand lovingly combing through his hair as you listen so intently are simply unfamiliar territory. Once he comes to terms with it though he has no trouble telling you about anything and everything.

→﹐﹒⟢ HIORI enjoys spending quality time and is especially fond of skin to skin contact. Any chance he gets is spent laying down together, cuddled up against one another as you watch something.

→﹐﹒⟢ HIORI felt very nervous when he met your parents for the first time. He wanted to prove to them that he was the right choice for you, and he couldn't help but dread a disastrous first impression. He kept trying to find excuses to put the meeting off, rescheduling it, pretending to be sick. Ultimately, you realized what was bothering him and did your best to comfort him, letting him know just how perfect he is. The meeting ended up going really well and any bad feelings the male had felt until then dissapeared.

→﹐﹒⟢ HIORI has a mommy kink. While you were slightly taken aback when he called you mommy for the first time, it became endearing as time passed.

→﹐﹒⟢ HIORI feels all giddy inside whenever you take a seat next to him, eyes widened like a kid's in a sweets shop as you watch the screen in front of you with so much awe. He likes the way you ask questions to understand what he's doing, the way you cheer for him whenever he does a good job, but most importantly, he enjoys having you on his lap as he games, feeling your warmth seep into his skin.

→﹐﹒⟢ HIORI becomes very needy and clingy whenever you're gone for too long. The second you set foot into your shared apartment his long arms snake around your waist, dragging you towards the couch or your bed, — depending on how much patience he has — and kissing you sloppily, whispering needy praises into your mouth. He'd desperately grind his hips against you; wanting to be buried inside your tight and warm hole.

"Missed you s'much mommy...." His hands palm your clothed breasts, soft whines escaping his lips as he leaves a trail of open mouth kisses on your neck. "Missed you too Hiori..." "Can I fuck you... please..." "Yes, yes.." He hastily got rid of your clothing, not even caring about ripping them apart and soon enough he was rutting into you like a rabbit in heat, cock twitching inside you with every deep and desperate thrust. "Mm.. so good.. so.. so good.." He'd moan out, face buried into the crook of your neck as he bullied his length into your wet cunt. And he wouldn't stop until he emptied himself inside you, time after time.

→﹐﹒⟢ HIORI believes there is no other place more comforting than your chest and the way he can sneak his hand into your shirt, squeezing and fondling your breasts as he cuddles with you.

[theautisticwriter]

Love Letters: Yandere! Helluva Boss characters X G/N Reader

Characters- Blitzø, Moxxie, Millie, Loona, Stolas, Asmodeus, Fizzarolli

Show- Helluva Boss

Genre- romantic, yandere

Summary- Mini love letters from your not so secret stalkers admirers!

Warnings- swearing, pet names, yandere themes, mentions of planned kidnapping, stalking, delusional characters, unwanted attention

Word count- 1.5K

Extra notes- I have a Hazbin Hotel version of this uploaded as well!

key: f/l = first letter of your name, y/n = your name, n/n = your nickname

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By this point you know who it is y/n, I’m the only person COOL enough to send u romantic as fuck letters like the old people do

Sorry for eating the food u made last night, when i was raiding ur fridge it looked so fucking good (and it was, who knew u could cook :P). i left u a pony as a replacement, u can’t eat it but it’ll make u think of me ;) and that pony cost me a FUCK ton of money, collectors addition and shit. i know, bad fucking ass right??

the stupid shitty loud alarm u installed didn’t work when i came in, ud be much safer with me and loony. that’s the plan anyways babe, u have NO idea the fucking creeps that live down here, they’re all fucking animals and ur…not, a fucking asshole i guess.

i drew you smth (it’s the thing stuck on the back of the envelope with the glitter glu)

^glue

it’s me and u holding hands, like other couples do. we’re better than those corny fuckers tho, hence the crowns on our heads.

ignoring my texts, BLOCKING ME (still upset about this BY THE WAY) and then ignoring my very nice letters is kinda a dick move f/l, but it’s whatevs. everything is almost ready for ur move in. i cleaned up n everything :D

from the only bitch worth ur time,

blitzø

&lt;3 (ignore that, moxxie threw a gun at me and my hand slipped, might fire him)

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Hiya sweet cheeks!!!

It’s Mills here, just checking in! Via letter! Ain’t that just the fanciest little thing? Mox said it’s the best way to show thought and care to someone, so here’s all my thoughts and care, just for you!

How’ve you been? Good I hope, I’ve been just peachy thanks for asking! My Ma and Pa are super excited to meet ya one day, they’ve even started planning the wedding! Now I told them to slow their horses down, and not the overwhelm ya, we’ll get to that don’t you worry darlin.

Im just so excited to write this letter for you! Ain’t it so romantic?? I’m practically squealing in delight at the thought of you opening this and swoonin’, that’s what you’re doing, right?

Now i’m writing this on my break, and my boss really needs me back in the game! I got employ of the month! Most amount of kills, with the best and bloodiest results baby!

Until next time sweetheart,

Your Mills! ♡

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Hi y/n,

It’s Moxxie here, I was a little nervous to send this letter to you, but I always try to follow my heart, and my heart was telling me to communicate with you in the most romantic way I know how due to our current circumstances of being so far away. It’s hard, for the both of us i’m sure, but we’ll be okay y/n.

As much as I don’t get along with my father, he has been helpful with my preparations for your arrival. It’s a big deal, moving in together. I’m sure your anxious, I am too, but in the best way possible. Love is pure, and can make somebody feel whole, it’s a wonderful feeling. I never want that to be taken away from me, and you are the source of all my love. That’s why we need to be together, being only half a demon isn’t good for the soul.

We can do lots of fun things together as well, like go to the opera, or to musicals, or I can show you my shooting skills. My boss says that I have a pretty good shot, which is the biggest compliment he’s ever given me. And we can do things you like too, marriage is equal of course. Obviously, this will all happen later done the line, you’ll need time to adjust, and I understand that. I understand you.

I’m running out of room on my page, but I will write to you again tomorrow. Please respond? Just once, y/n? It’d be nice, to hold something from you since I can’t hold you yet.

All my love,

Your Moxxie <3

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Uh, hi?

Wait, you don’t put ‘uh’ in letters do you? Or put wait whilst you think, fuck shit fuck

Sorry, I’m new to this. Normally I just send a text to people but, your phone is off at the moment I think? Or you lost it? Or you blocked me?

Either way, I’ll send you these stupid letter things until it’s back on. So, uh, what are you up to? Blitz has been up my ass about meeting you, heads up, when I come get you and bring you to our room he’s gonna go all psycho dad mode and integrate you, but he’ll back off after a while. He’s a dick sure, but he does want me to be happy. And your, likeable or whatever, so i’m sure you’ll get along.

Once you get comfortable at home with me, Blitz said you could work with me at I.M.P. You’ll be like the co-secretary or something. You won’t be put in danger, I won’t let that happen, you’ll just get to sit with me. We can watch things together, if you wanted.

I guess i’ll see you soon, how do you end these?

See you,

Love from,

Regards?

Bye y/n,

Loona.

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My dearest y/n,

I hope this letter finds you well. I yearn for your presence here, besides me. It’s quite lonely without you, I will admit my dear. It would be oh so wonderful if you could write back. I understand you may be preoccupied with your current activities, but I can’t help myself from desiring a response. I know, it’s selfish of me to expect you to reply to my letters when you’ll be here with me shortly, but I can’t keep my thoughts at bay at the moment.

Your face is a constant in my mind, night and day, asleep and awake, your voice in my mind calms me when I need it most, your smile brightens the bleariest of moments and so on. You can imagine the difficulties I’m facing with no response from you, but that’s alright. If you can’t write back to me dear, I won’t pressure you. Your time is precious, and we will have all the time in hell quite soon. Isn’t that exciting?

I can give you the life you deserve n/n, any luxuries or mundanities you wish for will be handed to you on a silver platter. Or a golden one, if that’s more to your liking? We can properly discuss the specifics once we are together. How thrilling, the though of you and I together at last.

We truly are written in the stars!

Yours until the end of the sky and then some,

Stolas.

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Hey there baby,

It’s been a while, huh? I’m sorry if you feel neglected babe, it’s so hard keeping in contact with you when you’re so far away hun. Wouldn’t it be so much better if you were here with me? Sure I’ve got a lot of meetings, being a sin and all, but I’d be at your beck and call n/n, you could even be my new excuse to leave those awful “business” discussions. They barely talk business with me, it’s just complete bullshit babe.

I know the lust ring can be intimidating, we have quite the reputation, but I assure you, love is not a foreign concept to me. Romance is one of my most favourite things! Though that’s a secret, let’s keep that between us, yeah? That side of me is reserved for you n/n.

It’s so boring over here without you, I feel like i’m just lounging around and last time I checked, I was the lust sin, not the sloth sin. We’d have so much fun together babe! Can’t you picture it? Even if you can’t yet, I can wait. Having you near me will be enough, you are enough just as you are.

Sincerely yours,

Asmodeus (Ozzie) xoxo

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Heya cutie!

Letters are a lot harder to write than I thought they’d be y’know? I’ve rewritten this like 16 times already, sheesh. It just feels so awkward, I can’t see your reaction to my words which means I can’t fix any mistakes I’ve made :(. I’m sure I haven’t made any though! Right? This letters going really well so far and is definitely wooing you, right, y/n?

Hah, I’m asking questions as if you can reply right away. Silly old me, I don’t know what i’m worrying about! We’re meant to be together. I know it’s super sappy, but we’re like soulmates. Soulmates are bound to be together! That’s why I’m bringing you home soon, I can’t wait! I’ve got sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo many awesome tricks to show you!

And, the best news, I quit my job!! ༘⋆-ˋˏ ༘⋆-ˋˏ This means, we will have a LOT more time with each other, and you don’t have to worry about Mammon being possessive over me, because fuck him! I’m my own clown! Or, well, your clown.

I can’t wait to see you! This is going to be great for us, I pinky promise :P

Love from,

Fizzarolli !!!! ༘⋆!!,-!ˋˏ!!!

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[eldritchcreatureofwords]

People do not talk about TruthSeekers enough

Specifically the end fight. Not only is this some of the most gorgeous fucking animation I've ever seen, not only is the use of character's leitmotifs as a combined theme brilliant and clever, but the interactions between everyone and everyone and Blitz is just fucking fantastic.

Mox and Blitz of one fucking mind at the start. Blitz talking to everyone but twisted to look Moxxie dead in the eye when he yells fuck these fuckers UP and Moxx getting him instantly.

Loona protecting her dad, Blitz not even twitching when the chain blade is hurled at him because he knows it's not going to touch him. Her using her mouth as much as her hands if not more to wreck havoc.

Millie's sheer glee at getting to kick ass and take names, as if it's all a big game, not even having to break a sweat. The fact that she never stops being sweet and affectionate and silly even in the middle of this nonsense because she's still a little doll of a woman, but you started this shit and she's going to finish it. You fucked with her Moxxie and her Blitz. The fact that she uses an axe as big as she is and just lets it's momentum carry her around, throwing herself from one person to the next.

Moxxie's mob-kid little psychotic violent side getting to shine- the silly, goofy, shy little awkward buttmonkey reminding everyone why he's here and that he is just as capable as everyone else, thank you, with this feral gremlin streak just barely under the surface of his musical-loving, well spoken, well educated presentation.

Blitz's evil fucking laugh when he fires the "Pussy Destroyer" ( which made me laugh way too hard myself.)

The way Blitz scuttles across the fight interacting with his team, stopping at each and every person to make sure they are armed, they are doing well, backing them up and cheering them on, before blitzing (hahaha) off to have his own fun with these stupid little human fuckers. It's our first real look at how capable and deadly this silly, filthy little gay nerd is- he's agile, fast as fuck, vicious as hell, and strong. Guy used to be in the circus ok?

(Also the way he scrambles over and around Loona mid-fight which I adore.)

And what I consider to be the best (and maybe most important part)

the 'Mox, cover me!' moment.

These two are back-to-back, in the middle of a heated life-or-death fight, and not only does Blitz know roughly when they'll have to reload, he goes digging in his backpack fearlessly despite danger surrounding him and Moxxie firing just above his head, fully trusting Moxxie not to miss, to- well, cover him. On top of that, these two then perform not one but two blind weapon handoffs, swap to melee in almost perfect unison, and agree, wordlessly, when to split.

And the grins on the face of everyone (except poor Moxxie) when it's over, a moment of victory and connection.

Not even getting into the protective arms Blitz puts out across his team when it seems like they are cornered and trapped, teeth bared, ready to pounce, to use claw and teeth to defend them if he has to, if that's what it takes.

Not even getting into the fact that when Stolas first appears to save them, their shadows combine to make his, turning the four of them into one being just for a moment to make something significantly more powerful.

Not to mention the way reality seems to reassert itself as soon as the lights come back on, just the way it does when you wake up from a nightmare.

This got long fast and I'm sorry, but this scene just has so much character introspection, development, and explanation with barely a spoken word and I love it.

[chaifootsteps]

One thing The Amazing Digital Circus stomps Helluva Boss in (aside from views OOOOOOOOOO-) is its affinity to tell a more mature and engaging story while still being subtle. TADC has the aesthetic of “I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream but what if it was a 90s edutainment game”, but every character, every single character, even Jax the Menace, feels very human through subtle actions. Whether it’s the selfish or cruel decisions they make, the things they do or say aren’t just shrugged off and forgotten, characters develop bonds, things change, and that’s wonderful. Sometimes they have to be a little on the nose, but I’d take it over the severe beating over the head and then just— not telling you stuff Helluva Boss’s idea of writing subtlety takes.

Helluva Boss has this lingering problem where important things that happen are either sped through so quickly, glossed over completely, or completely undone by the episodes proceeding it. Blitz promises to treat Moxxie better??? Well, now he’s back to treating him like garbage like he used to! The entire Ozzie’s fall out and resolution? What resolution?! We got better things to do!! Here’s a bunch of blink-and-you’ll-miss-it text messages you can sift through that technically addresses it though! Everything involving the fact that Stolas took advantage of Blitz’s poverty for sex? Never gonna hear about that, even in the episode where Stolas supposedly takes accountability for his actions? A bunch of retcons/very obvious information was stated in the show itself???? Fuck you, read our tweets in order to get what we’re going for! Andrealphus doesn’t want to fuck his sister, stupid, he’s just trying to appear heteronormative in a society that doesn’t give two shits about heteronormativity! We didn’t retcon where Moxxie was raised, he was just born in one place and raised in another! Idiots!!!

Someone else definitely said it best...TADC is an actual show, but HH/HB are just showcases for Viv's roster of OCs.

[sunny5656]

Something domestic to start of the Stolitz week (a day late but oh well)

Stolas was going about his day, people watching and sipping tea on the balcony, when something caught his attention and made him think of Blitz. He chuckled to himself and typed on his phone:

"Hi darling. Hope the work is going well. Saw something hilarious just now and thought of you. Wish you were here to laugh with me. Missing you. 💜"

Not a minute later his phone rang for an answer.

"Ooooo what was it??, mis u too Stols<3"

On the other end of that line, Blitz was smiling to himself and staring at the screen. He was on a mission, and Stolas was having a well deserved day off (not that he would have minded to join Blitz at work, but self care was also important.)

Stolas lowered his gaze to glance at the view once again, and eagerly texted back.

"Just saw a cat trying to jump on a bench and completely miss. Landed flat on its face. Made me think of you. 💜"

Blitz bursted out laughing at that, gaining a side eye from Moxxie, an amused look from Millie and an eye roll from Loona.

"LMAO I fuckin love u bitch<3 think of me lil more, be back home soon"

Stolas couldn't help the warm feeling that spread through his body at Blitz's text. He loved knowing that he could make his boyfriend laugh, and he felt a flutter in his chest at Blitz's casual declaration of love.

"Glad I could make you laugh. Can't wait till you get back home. I'll continue to think of you, darling. Always."

Later that afternoon Blitz returned home, but not before stopping by at the grocery store. He picked some snacks for the evening; cheese and hot sauce, two boba teas and then hunted for some rats at the alley in his usual way. As the apartment door slammed open, he was immediately welcomed with two long arms capturing him a thight embrace.

"Welcome home, my love. I missed you."

"Missed you too, baby." Blitz said softly, squeezing gently the owl's ass that was fortunately at his reach. Then he wiggled his eyebrows, and added.

"Got something fun for us to play with."

Stolas raised an eyebrow, a curious glint in all his four eyes as he drew back a bit to look at Blitz. He couldn't help but be intrigued by the suggestive tone in Blitz's voice, and wondered what exactly his love had in store for them today.

"Oh really?" he inquired, a soft smirk playing at the corner of his lips. "And what might that be, darling?"

Eagerly, Blitz wiggled away from the embrace and dug something out of his tote back, eyes glimmering with excitement.

"This game from the human world!!"

Stolas's eyes widened in surprise, a hint of amusement crossing his face. He didn't quite expect that kind of answer, but he was also rather curious and open-minded as always when it came to his dearest Blitz.

"A game, you say?" He pondered, a faint smile forming on his lips. "How... unexpected. And what is this game about, then?"

"Dunno, really. Something about space I suppose, since there's these pictures on the back about some dude just flying around galaxies and shit. Pretty neat, huh?"

Stolas felt his heart melt at the obvious heartfelt thought behind Blitz's seemingly silly little idea to steal this game for him. He so very much missed his stars.

"Oh, Blitz." He breathed out, "And... how does one play it?"

"I've no fucking idea but I sooooo wanna figure it out!" Blitz sing-sang, and started to put the groceries aside.

"So sweet of you to think of me this way, dearest. Thank you." Stolas said, leaning down to grant a brief kiss on the imp's forehead.

"Yeah, yeah. You're the sweet one here." Blitz tried to brush it off, despite of how soft he had already gotten to anything Stolas did. "Aaanyhoo, here's a boba tea for you, hope you like it. Didn't really know which flavor you like the best so... got these two so you can decide which one you want. I'll take the other."

"Thank you, darling. You know you spoil me far too much," Stolas said, blush rising to his cheeks. He examined the etiquettes on the cups, his face scrunching as he read the various flavor names.

"Hmm... I've never had cherry blossom tea before. But the peach one sounds quite good as well... I'll go with that one."

"Peachy."

Blitz looked at his lover, eyes shining with warmth that had been lately there all the time when he looked at or even thought about Stolas.

"What?" The owl asked, lifting a hand to his cheek bashfully as he noticed how Blitz was staring. "Is there something on my face?"

"Beautifullness." Blitz simply answered.

Stolas felt his heart skipping a beat at Blitz's compliment. He was still not sure how to react to such genuine and loving words, and he found himself at a momentary speechless every time.

"You... you flatter me, darling," he said softly, averting his gaze for a moment.

"Obviously." Blitz sent a wink the bird's way. "Soooo...which one first: game or bath?"

Stolas thought for a moment, considering his options.

"Hmm... perhaps we could start with the game and then move on to the bath? It would be a nice way to wash off the day, and I think the game might get us all hot and sweaty, anyway."

He gave Blitz a teasing grin, a mischievous glint in his ruby eyes.

Blitz grinned back, wiggling his eyebrows.

"They always do, don't they~?"

[fizziepopangel]

M&M Headcanons

Moxxie & Millie headcanons I refuse to believe are not real

Blitz set Moxxie and Millie up. Both Millie and Moxxie almost said no to the date.

Millie asked Moxxie to marry her

Moxxie almost wore a dress to his and Millie’s wedding. He didn’t because he hadn’t told Millie about his cross dressing or his interest in drag at the time and he was afraid she would see him differently.

Despite what he thinks about himself sometimes, Millie will openly admit that Moxxie does in fact make her feel safe, both in an emotional sense and a physical sense, which not many of her previous partners were able to do.

They take turns being the little spoon when cuddling.

The couple has a date night at the end of every week. Millie often tried to invite Blitz and Stolas out to double date and despite complaining when she does, doubling with the odd pair was actually Moxxie’s idea.

Pegging was Millie’s idea

After finding out about her husband enjoying wearing womens clothes, Millie started buying Moxxie clothes and encouraging him to pursue drag, even making him a dress for his birthday one year.

Blitz was the one to officiate their wedding at Moxxie’s request

Whenever Millie gets sick, Moxxie makes her the same chicken soup his mom made him when he got sick as a kid.

Blitz enjoys spying on the couple and found out through this that they were avid gamers when left to their own devices on days off and often spend hours gaming together

Moxxie tried to be a more active part of Millie’s family in the beginning of their marriage, and again after the harvest moon festival, but with no luck… Millie suggested maybe they should start thinking about starting their own family soon after she noticed this.

M&M would look into adopting children before having one naturally, Moxxie wanting to rescue an unwanted and/or abused child and Millie wanting a similar bond to Blitz and Loona’s. While they would talk about adopting an imp child, they wouldn't be opposed to adopting outside of their species, and most likely would adopt at least one child that wasn't a full-blooded imp, or possibly not an imp at all.

Millie threw Moxxie a surprise party for his birthday the first year they were together because she found out that after his mom ‘left’, Crimson stopped celebrating his son’s birthday. She made sure to try to make his birthday memorable every year since they’ve been together.

Moxxie carried the ‘memorable birthday’ tradition into how they celebrated their own children’s birthdays. He always tries to go above and beyond so they feel loved by both their mother and him, unlike how he felt as a kid.

Blitz introduced the couple to voyeurism with all the times he’s spied on the couple while they were intimate.

Moxxie has happy stims and info dumps most around Millie because she’s spent all of their relationship together making their relationship safe enough for him to do so….. This may or may not have included her actually stabbing a few other demons they’ve seen on the street when she’s caught them making fun of her husband.

In the same sentiment, Moxxie has always done his best to make sure Millie never felt as if she wasn’t as smart as him since he knew she did get a bit insecure about it being that she had been made fun of a few times when first moving to the city for some of the things she wasn’t familiar with about city living and the way she talked. And god help anyone who dares insult his wife’s intelligence in his presence.

They have a couples tattoos, each having the other's signature weapon tattooed on their asses. Yes, it was Millie's idea, and yes, Moxxie was a little drunk when he agreed.

Millie makes Moxxie breakfast in bed on Valentine's day. She burns the toast and gets the coffee wrong every year, but he loves it anyway.

Moxxie gifted Millie with a scrap book on their first Valentine's Day together of photos from a boudoir photo shoot he did after she and their relationship helped the imp feel comfortable in his own skin. He adds to it every Valentine's Day and then they recreate some of her favorite poses to incorporate into some of their sexy time

“Oh Millie” was just the first of many, many songs and poems Moxxie wrote for his wife. Millie has a shoe box with a copy of every single one.

Moxxie frequently dances Millie around the house. Millie has never been much for dancing and usually steps on his feet multiple times before the end of the song.

To stop arguments about what they should do for date nights, the couple keeps a large jar of ideas that they both write and when they can't agree on something, they pick randomly from the jar and do whatever activity is written down no matter whose idea it was.

Blitz knows about the jar and on his little adventures into their house when he was spying on them, he occasionally adds ideas to the jar for them. Moxxie and Millie still don't know about this despite the fact that "take Blitz to the petting zoo" was picked out of the jar at one point..... And yes, they did take him to the petting zoo, where he spent the entire time petting the baby horse.

The couple almost never met because Millie almost didn’t show up after taking her job at IMP, afraid of the idea of working at an imp owned business since she knew imps didn’t usually work for themselves and after going home and really thinking about it, she was afraid the business would tank and she’d end up broke enough to have to move back to Wrath. She's glad she didn't.

[mint-flavoredd]

Y’all I crave more competitive Stolitz dynamics-

Also I missed drawing my Spy x family / Helluva Boss AU😔

At 0:23 is the vibe I get from thiss

Some fun extra quickly written lore behind Card Night.

Blitzø considered himself to be pretty good at playing cards. He used to play a bit in college, never losing a game of strip poker or any sort of drinking game that relied on cards. Sure, he’d maybe loose once or twice in a row, but never took it personally, eventually you’d get lucky. But that was before he played against Stolas.

The first time he played and lost against him, he didn’t think much of it. Second time, whatever. Third time, luck of the draw. Fourth time was when Stolas beat him in under 5 minutes of starting the game. Blitzø claimed he had cheated, and Stolas got offended that he thought he would go to such measures to beat someone who he claimed was ‘mediocre at best.’ And Blitzø being petty, called Moxxie over and made him look over both of their shoulders to watch if they would cheat. Stolas was more than happy to prove he was innocent, especially since it was almost entertaining to see Blitzø get reiled up over something as silly as a card game.

In the end, he, in fact, did not cheat. They sent Moxxie home after three straight hours of card games.

Before they went in their separate bedrooms, Stolas stopped the shorter man, leaning down to get eye level with him, with that same competitive smile he grew to have earlier. “Just so you are aware.. it would have done you better if you had cheated, because it would’ve actually given you a chance at besting me~”

Now Stolas usually wasn’t that egotistical about his skills, especially not over something like this. But the way this man became so determined to beat him in just one card game, it made it all the more enticing to poke the bear.

And this exact moment is why Blitzø takes each loss personally against Stolas. They had to limit how many games they play each night, because they only get more and more competitive the longer they play. Blitzø getting progressively more irritated, shouting and threatening Stolas not to play a card he knows he is about to play, while Stolas continuously taunts him, each one getting progressively less subtle than the last.

Yes, they have gotten violent.

Yes, they are each other’s favorite person to play cards with.

And yes, Octavia doesn’t know that how her dads play cards isn’t normal.

[helluverse-rewrites]

Rewriting I. M. P.

So let's talk about how I would rewrite the Immediate Murder Professionals, shall we?

The show really tries to gaslight us into thinking they're found family when we hardly see them interact. Vivzie please stop trying to gaslight us :(

👏 Anyways

Blitzø

I don't really have that much to change about Blitzø tbh. He's perfect just the way he is <3

Well, that's a lie but I want to keep the premise the same. Guy who did have people care about him but he keeps pushing them away due to self-hatred is a really interesting concept and I want to work with that. His arc stays relatively the same, where he eventually makes amends with the people he's hurt (or doesn't because you're not obligated to forgive someone who has hurt you) and learns to love himself and all that jazz

With that said, we definitely have to do something with him stalking M&M. I hate how it's portrayed as lighthearted and how Millie doesn't even care that he records their intimate and private moments that are just supposed to be between the two of them. Are we gonna forget that he followed them to Ozzie's?

So he's not stalking them anymore, but he is deeply jealous of the seemingly perfect relationship his two employees have. So when he sees the two being couply in the workplace he tends to lash out and state that whatever happens outside of I. M. P. is their business, but whenever they bring that stuff in the building and on missions, that's a no

In Blitzø eyes, they're rubbing their relationship right in his face and are trying to make him jealous. In the rewrite he also has BPD and ADHD so that kind of contributes to his lashing out, as does his rejection sensitivity. Keep in mind that those things are an explanation, not an excuse

But that stalking thing is kind of the only thing I wanted to fix. I'll get to his relationships with other characters (including a certain owl) in a different post

Millie

Millie is still relatively the same. I wanted to get her and Blitzø out of the way because Moxxie and Loona are the ones I really wanted to change

Yeah, she grew up in Wrath to a very loving family and eventually got hired by Blitzø in the same way as is shown in Ghostfuckers.

I want to keep in her insecurities of being important and only being the brawn of the group and actually have them explored god dammit

Like Blitzø she also has ADHD because I want more neurodivergent characters. She's very much the happy-go-lucky type and doesn't let anything bring her down. The entirety of hell could be on fire and she'd just be like :)

Sorry Millie fans but worry not! For I will eventually be talking about M&M and their dynamic. Which is kind of just me playing a game of who many ship tropes can I fit in here so far I got three

Moxxie

The boy!!! The lad!!!

Moxxie has always been my favorite Helluva characters along with Millie, Octavia, and Striker (favorite Hazbin character being Angel Dust)

So Moxxie, being a child in the mafia, is a very quiet, cold and calculated, and easily annoyed imp. He doesn't talk much and prefers to keep his thoughts to himself most of the time. He likes to use brains instead of the usual desired brawns.

When he first joined I. M. P. he just kept to himself and only spoke when spoken to. You would usually find him organizing or polishing all the weapons. He's never one to express his emotions but a way he found it to be easier is by music. His father had never let him play music or even let him look at a guitar. So he started to get into music ever since he started a new life for himself and even wrote some of his own! Of course he would never show anyone and would rather die than have someone read it, but it's always nice to dream

Since he doesn't really say all that much, I. M. P. (and almost anyone who knows him) hang on to his every word in the rare chance that he does speak, and usually it's the most insightful shit they've ever heard

He does, however, have quite the ego and always thinks he's right, and sometimes he is. But other times he would rather die than admit he was wrong. Mozzie is also quite the know-it-all which ends up annoying other people. If he's mad at you, he'll be extremely passive aggressive and insult you in sign language, but you need to really piss him off if you want him to get confrontational. Which is never

Moxxie is autistic, and uses sign language as a way to communicate when talking is just too hard. He is rather blunt and takes things literally most of the time. He is convinced Millie's family hates him even though Millie thinks they like him more than her (that's not the case but goddam does it feel like that)

Sure, he may seem cold on the outside, but on the inside he's the nicest person you'll ever meet

Loona

First things first, no more fat jokes directed at Moxxie. That man is the skinniest bitch alive. Also no fatphobic undertones either

Instead of being an adult, Loona is in her late teens. She's either sixteen or seventeen in here, but was fourteen when Blitzø adopted her. Yeah, she's been severely abused back at the adoption center so when Blitzø took her home, it took her awhile to open up and become comfortable around

She's not as much as an asshole as in the show, but she still has her angsty teen moments from time to time (which is honestly pretty understandable) if anything she's pretty shy and just likes to stay behind the desk as the receptionist, she feels pretty out of place among the three imps since she doesn't know much about weapons and is the only non-imp in the group

Don't get her wrong, she loves Blitzø and Millie is... alright. But they do tend to be a bit too loud for her taste and she likes it quiet, so she actually found quite a liking to Moxxie after realizing that he almost never talks. So they kind of have a mutual respect for each other

Now let's talk about Loona being bi, in some official art for pride month it shows most of the cast with their sexualities, which includes Loona being bi, which we literally never see, we only see her crush on Vortex and that's it, it kind of feels like the staff just put that in for extra brownie points. So, I think it would be pretty nice if Vortex and Bee was her awakening, it was kind of like Squidward's "OH NO HE'S HOT!!!" but Loona about Bee. Of course since Loona is a teenager in this, it doesn't go anywhere and is mostly just a puppy crush, but she does end up being pretty good friends with the two of them