#Mom and dad are fighting

[jellyfishforest135]

Why are they so cute when they get snippy with each other?

For my fic “And They Were Roommates” now up on AO3!

[daevilpanda71]

Your honor-your honor in her defense, she was just being a little silly-

some late night doodles because I love this woman and want to see them to throw hands in a Waffle House parking lot

[farsight-the-char]

I am imagining Frost and Sayrn (protoframes) arguing online right next to each other ala this

1999 not beating the Homestuck accusations.

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

[bunnithechubs]

hey chuckles, hope I'm not interrupting!

[awestruck-atrophy]

help what is this

[thetimetravellercat]

Nooooo

Noooooooo

He got abducted and he didn't say hon' to El the last time they talked!

Noooooooooooo

Peter 😭

[b-au-bygirl]

S3EP18 The Crossing

The team refers as Hotch and Rossi as Mom and Dad ...

And I was wondering who's mom and who's dad ?

Okay, the logic would be Hotch as strict sport dad devoted to his wife and Rossi as funny wine mom who makes the kids laugh and make fun of them like in S4EP8 (emily is hung over)

But there is thing w Rossi giving life advices to the team, having always new secret anedocts and a loooooot of wifes that makes him the dad

Hotch reserved but ready to jump if you pissed off her kids energy, he is so attentive like w Spencer and the fist bump in S10EP11

So im kinda lost, one thing is sure : derek, emily and spencer are triplets

[ghosthalfa]

[saintslaughter-a]

[fortheloveofkit]

🎶 Mom and dad are fighting I’m gonna cryyyyyyyyy 🎶

[gold-onthe-inside]

got another analyst!reader fic posting at 12 (IST) because the people have spoken for sequels

[cursi4do]

no m siento orguyoso d desir k gran parte d mi bida debe empesar d cero asta k mis padres ya no estén.

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

[lyssa010387]

Oh, fuck me sideways, that was some unexpected unearthing of unresolved long-term trauma.

Never thought I'd say "don't make me go there again" so soon, but it goes to show that I'm (hopefully) out of that terrible mental time attached to my PPD back then.

[arkangelo-7]

Things Bruce Wayne does at Justice League meetings that 100% confirm the fact that he is a Dad.

Makes attempts at referencing pop culture to try and relate to the younger members. The most memorable instance is when he told Flash to “keep running up that hill.” (Dick laughs for an hour when Wally tells him about it.)

Does the iconic groan/grunt whenever he sits down in his chair. It’s hilarious, but no one is dumb enough to laugh at the Batman.

Ensures that the background music exclusively plays Matchbox 20 and Nirvana. Diana is the only one who enjoys this.

Actively complain about how everyone is “ruining his floor” whenever they push back their chairs.

On that note, he also complains about crumbs getting everywhere whenever someone is snacking.

Will (covertly) ask Clark for grilling tips during breaks. Oliver overhears this once and has to go lay down out of shock, because Batman? Grilling?

Declines requests for new equipment/tools/etc. because they “have that at the Watchtower.” This inevitably leads to complaining from the entire JL.

Always, without fail, will ask Hal if he’s changed the oil in the spacecraft recently. Hal doesn’t know whether to be offended or not.

Randomly interrogates members on if they’ve messed with the Hall of Justice’s thermostat. They have not, in fact, touched the thermostat.

Someone needs to stop me because I literally cannot get the image of Bruce being the Typical Dad (tm) of the Justice League.