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[ghosthalfa]

     what is this, high school?

[ghosthalfa]

     ❝ Are any of you capable of being normal? ❞

[ghosthalfa]

     ❝ Oh, dude, it’s my day! ❞

[ghosthalfa]

        ❝ Have you considered that maybe the shrimp are controlling the chefs from underneath their little hats? ❞

[ghosthalfa]

        okay, now he's done.

[ghosthalfa]

     huh. he didn’t think that would work.

[ghosthalfa]

     ❝ Everyone thinks being a hero is cool until you’re hit in the head like, 27 times in one night. ❞

[ghosthalfa]

    ❝ I see enough sweaty half-naked people in the boys' locker room at school. I really don't want to see anymore. ❞

[ghosthalfa]

        ❝ AHHHHHHHHHH!!! ❞

[ghosthalfa]

    ❝ Does it count as a hand-to-hand combat date if the person you're fighting doesn't know you're the guy she's dating and is also shooting you with a gun? ❞

[ghosthalfa]

        if you saw a phantom apparition stealing cheese squares from the bushes at the edge of the garden—no you didn't.

[ghosthalfa]

[ghosthalfa]

[ghosthalfa]

        ❝ Who keeps hitting me? ❞