#MY MAN IS NOT!!! A TWINK!!!
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I’ve finally figured out why I really dislike Twink Whizzer!
So, in ‘This Had Better Come To A Stop’ Marvin sings the line “that’s what pretty boys should do”, and I’ve always interpreted this as another example of Marvin thrusting Whizzer into an unrealistic role. We all know Marvin treats Whizzer like the woman of the relationship, expecting him to cook, clean, serve him, and be generally feminine. However, Marvin also puts Whizzer in the category of ‘pretty boy’ in addition to ‘woman’.
Whizzer is, in many ways, more traditionally masculine than Marvin. He knows more about and is good at sports, he’s tall, he’s what one might call a ‘player’. Especially how Stephen Bogardus plays Whizzer in the OBC, he is not a stereotypically gay man. This, obviously, is not okay in Marvin’s eyes. He sees his own failings of masculinity through Whizzer’s performance of it, and this makes him incredibly insecure, so he forces Whizzer to be ‘the feminine one’. The gay one. The pretty boy. The twink.
So, when Marvin calls Whizzer a pretty boy, that is a slight against him, that’s Marvin trying to force this idea of a ‘small, feminine, non-athletic lover’ onto him because it makes him ‘the man’ in the relationship. Nearly everything Marvin does that hurts those around him is not done because he hates them, but because he hates himself (that’s a whole other point but anyway). So, Marvin calls Whizzer a pretty boy because it’s everything Whizzer isn’t and Marvin can never accept being the less masculine of the pair.
This analysis is running on a correlation between the terms ‘pretty boy’ and ‘twink’ but I think my point stands even without that.
Whizzer isn’t a twink because just like Marvin is trying to force him into being ‘the woman’ he’s making him take on an effeminate, not traditionally masculine role.
Oh and one more point! Unrelated to all this! The term twink refers to a gay man traditionally between the ages of 18-25, or at least appearing young like that! Whizzer is balding! Whizzer is not twenty years old! If I see one more person make Whizzer like twenty-four and Marvin like thirty-seven I will lose my goshdamned mind!
#falsettos analysis#falsettos#the marvin trilogy#falsettos obc#falsettos revival#Marvin falsettos#whizzer falsettos#Whizzer brown#whizzer is not a twink.#and I have canonical proof!#I don’t care that ‘oh but any actor could play his role so his body type isn’t set in stone#shut up shut up shut up#MY MAN IS BALDING#MY MAN IS ATHLETIC#MY MAN IS NOT!!! A TWINK!!!#just admit you only think feminine men are attractive and want your blorbo to be sexy for you#stop trying to explain yourself#look at the text. it’s in the text.#this isn’t even an ‘up for interpretation’ thing#or subtextual#it’s in the fucking lines of the songs
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yeah twink shen yuan this hunky binghe that, in all honesty the image of some scruffy awkwardly tall lanky mid 20's nerd with a half shaven tired face standing next to a seemingly perfect almost androgynous gorgeous beauty of a man is 5x more hilarious, bc imagine witnessing an absolute supermodel influencer (who's known to be a ladykiller) crying and clinging to some guy who looks like he's on the verge of having a midlife crisis at only 24 tiredly patting said supermodel's head and in a deep dead pan voice saying, "no dumpling, you can't murder that girl just because she said my xianxia themed legos were stupid." like you can't tell me that the stark contrast and impact would be nearly the same if it were your typical twink sy and hunk binghe.
#pleaseplease tell me you guys see my vision PLEASE#i feel like binghe should still be somewhat taller but still#like yes twink shen yuan sure but tell me this version wouldnt be more funnier#also the thought of gorgeous binghe being like ''man what a loser. hes older and hes not nearly as successful as me rn''#to being absolutely obsessed with him is also hilarious#svsss#mxtx svsss#luo binghe#shen qingqiu#shen yuan#bingyuan#bingqiu#scum villain
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Before and after I let myself go :)
#fat gut#fat bhm#gaining weight on purpose#belly fat#fat belly#fatty piggy#big burps#stuffed fatty#stuffed feedee#belly burp#burp kink#big gut#beer gut#fatboy#get me fatter#get fat#stuffed burps#belly gainer#gainer boy#get bigger#feed me#feeding kink#bloated gut#feedee belly#fat man#stuff my belly#ex jock#ex twink#bhm wg#ffa
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i dream of a world where when you say "boypussy" it describes the pussy of a boy not the ass of a cis twink
#no hate to cis twinks tho love yall#trans ftm#ftm#ftm nsft#ftm memes#trans boy#trans masc#trans male#trans men#trans memes#trans man#transmasc#afab#.txt#my posts
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someone had to finish the milk
#ex twink#gay gainer#ex jock#gaining fat#fat#fat belly#fat piggy#fatty#gay feedee#ball belly#feed me#getting bigger#cute belly#get in my belly#food baby#pregnant man#mpreg
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"I like later seasons Reid where he's more serious and-" NO early seasons Reid is so fine





#he's so pretty#and pathetic#that man WHIMPERS#and hes just so nerdy#he's fine in all seasons but still#so feral when he's lowkey more of a loser yk#ovulation#foaming at the mouth#hes just so#you would have to PRY me off of this man#clawing at the walls and everything#spencer reid#spencer reid smut#criminal minds#he's so fine when he's a twink#oh my god#drooling
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Henry Emily doodle
#fnaf au#fnaf rewrite#fnaf#my art stuff#doodles#jsmifty art#five nights at freddy's#fanart#art#fnaf henry emily#henry emily#hashtag stop twinking Henry Emily make him the man he deserves to be#OneMoreNightFnafAU#OMN FNAF AU#FnafOMN-art
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I dumped pure pink-ness on a random sketch page and this abomination came out
Close-ups of his ASS under CUT for the SIMPS among you. Also what the fuck did tumblr do to the colors, damn. Click for better quality i guess.











Yes I’m posting a Kinger simp y/n design in the year of our dead lord 2025. Screw you all I do what I WANT
#POV hes alone in his pillow tent and y’all slides up like “Hello handsome~”#Just COVERED in all of you#ya’ll are SIMPS and I could NOT be prouder#tadc#the amazing digital circus#tadc kinger#kinger#distantdoodles#tadc fanart#kinger my beloved#kinger x yn#huh. Not a tag#Kinger x BEING A LONELY ASS MAN 🔥💥🔥💥‼️#I’ve got a few self shippers following me and I intend to feed them#what else could I use my talents for#<- said talent is “drawing old men as twinks”#the amazing digital circus kinger#Kinger TADC#TADC Kinger#tadc au#Kinger with legs au#hm. Limbger au#Limbs Kinger#Hehehehe#Kinger fanart#tadc fandom#tadc art#TADC fanart#tadc shitpost#He’s got the chest-to-waist ratio of a DORITO
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*Random accordian solo*
#b dylan hollis#cooking guy#baking man#vintage recipes guy#vintage recipes#baking twink#tiktok#not my video#recipes that make you question everything
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every iteration of the doctor can be categorized into two categories: dyke and twink
#13 you are firmly in the twink category.#twissy toxic yuri is my fav thing in the whole of dw ever LALALALLAALA#the doctor#doctor who#tenth doctor#eleventh doctor#twelfth doctor#thirteenth doctor#twissy#thoschei#tenrose#ninerose#ninejackrose#fuckin love ninejackrose that shit is fireeeee#fourteenth doctor#fifteenth doctor#DAMN DIVA THERES 15 OF THEM???? clutching my pearls rn i havent watched anything past when david came back#love you david tennant ❤️ you make a gorgeous woman. id smash.#ninth doctor#nwver actually finished watching 13 bc she was so so so poorly written. didnt she end up in lesbians with whats her face? idk man.#13 you a twink to me im sorry the vibes r frankly just horrendous. (what bad writing does to an mf)#a shame
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Best of Early-Seasons-Garashir part I. ✨
How is this show even real? :D
Just saw this post - same brain. 🌞🫰
#their acting choices for these were WILD jfc i love them so much#take all my mid jokes in these fucked up times hope they help a little#bi twink x disaster lizard man 🤲#otp: especially the lies#star trek fanart#artists on tumblr#star trek ds9#star trek#julian bashir/elim garak#elim garak/julian bashir#garak x bashir#garashir#elim garak#julian bashir#ds9#star trek deep space nine#deep space nine
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just a pot belly twink
#ex twink#gay gainer#gaining fat#ex jock#fat belly#fat piggy#gay feedee#ball belly#fat#fatty#feedee piggy#food#feed me#feedee belly#feedee encouragement#feeding kink#getting bigger#food baby#get in my belly#stuffed piggy#pregnant man#long pig#mpreg#get in my mouth
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of justice and juggling
that looked funny in my head
#been sitting there for a while#couldn't finish it because pf work i wouldn't get paid for#oh well#now it's here#vox is being hypocritical#being a twink is a natural talent you can't convince me otherwise#and an old ass man#i also think they'll just leave val there#juggling to himself#the vees#hazbin hotel velvette#hazbin hotel vox#hazbin hotel valentino#vox × val × vel#hazbin hotel vees#voxval#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel fanart#my art#half-assed drawing
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Drawing Scott smajor the way God intended him to be.
Click for better quality
#i got mad someone called Scott a twink and made this#and THAT'S how you control your anger folks#scott smajor#smajor1995#life series#mcytblr#trafficblr#if it needed to be said i do NOT care how you draw Scott as long as you don't try to pretend like that's not a beautiful fat man#mmm.... fat men...... suckles............#scott if you see this I am embarrassed#my art
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made some LBJ postcards



and valentines day aftermath
#mr seong gets plenty of love every year#for a newbie like mr hwang it's kinda intense#he explained twink and bbgrl already give my man a break#he knows all this shit because he has a little brother#lame but joyful!au#squid game teacher au#squid game#gihun x inho#457#calpost
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"You ever just keep hardboiled eggs in your pocket?"
#b dylan hollis#cooking man#cooking guy#baking man#baking guy#salad#recipes that make you question everything#the indignant chef#cooking twink#tiktok#not my video
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