#MY MAN IS NOT!!! A TWINK!!!

[morphean42]

I’ve finally figured out why I really dislike Twink Whizzer!

So, in ‘This Had Better Come To A Stop’ Marvin sings the line “that’s what pretty boys should do”, and I’ve always interpreted this as another example of Marvin thrusting Whizzer into an unrealistic role. We all know Marvin treats Whizzer like the woman of the relationship, expecting him to cook, clean, serve him, and be generally feminine. However, Marvin also puts Whizzer in the category of ‘pretty boy’ in addition to ‘woman’.

Whizzer is, in many ways, more traditionally masculine than Marvin. He knows more about and is good at sports, he’s tall, he’s what one might call a ‘player’. Especially how Stephen Bogardus plays Whizzer in the OBC, he is not a stereotypically gay man. This, obviously, is not okay in Marvin’s eyes. He sees his own failings of masculinity through Whizzer’s performance of it, and this makes him incredibly insecure, so he forces Whizzer to be ‘the feminine one’. The gay one. The pretty boy. The twink.

So, when Marvin calls Whizzer a pretty boy, that is a slight against him, that’s Marvin trying to force this idea of a ‘small, feminine, non-athletic lover’ onto him because it makes him ‘the man’ in the relationship. Nearly everything Marvin does that hurts those around him is not done because he hates them, but because he hates himself (that’s a whole other point but anyway). So, Marvin calls Whizzer a pretty boy because it’s everything Whizzer isn’t and Marvin can never accept being the less masculine of the pair.

This analysis is running on a correlation between the terms ‘pretty boy’ and ‘twink’ but I think my point stands even without that.

Whizzer isn’t a twink because just like Marvin is trying to force him into being ‘the woman’ he’s making him take on an effeminate, not traditionally masculine role.

Oh and one more point! Unrelated to all this! The term twink refers to a gay man traditionally between the ages of 18-25, or at least appearing young like that! Whizzer is balding! Whizzer is not twenty years old! If I see one more person make Whizzer like twenty-four and Marvin like thirty-seven I will lose my goshdamned mind!

[jade-len]

yeah twink shen yuan this hunky binghe that, in all honesty the image of some scruffy awkwardly tall lanky mid 20's nerd with a half shaven tired face standing next to a seemingly perfect almost androgynous gorgeous beauty of a man is 5x more hilarious, bc imagine witnessing an absolute supermodel influencer (who's known to be a ladykiller) crying and clinging to some guy who looks like he's on the verge of having a midlife crisis at only 24 tiredly patting said supermodel's head and in a deep dead pan voice saying, "no dumpling, you can't murder that girl just because she said my xianxia themed legos were stupid." like you can't tell me that the stark contrast and impact would be nearly the same if it were your typical twink sy and hunk binghe.

[bellygettingfat]

Before and after I let myself go :)

[heme3nc]

i dream of a world where when you say "boypussy" it describes the pussy of a boy not the ass of a cis twink

[growingextwink78]

someone had to finish the milk

[incrediblemelon]

"I like later seasons Reid where he's more serious and-" NO early seasons Reid is so fine

[jsmifty]

Henry Emily doodle

[distantmaniacallaugh]

I dumped pure pink-ness on a random sketch page and this abomination came out

Close-ups of his ASS under CUT for the SIMPS among you. Also what the fuck did tumblr do to the colors, damn. Click for better quality i guess.

Yes I’m posting a Kinger simp y/n design in the year of our dead lord 2025. Screw you all I do what I WANT

[injuries-in-dust]

*Random accordian solo*

[froglover7789]

every iteration of the doctor can be categorized into two categories: dyke and twink

[urghblergh]

Best of Early-Seasons-Garashir part I. ✨

How is this show even real? :D

Just saw this post - same brain. 🌞🫰

[growingextwink78]

just a pot belly twink

[smilefullofcaligari]

of justice and juggling

that looked funny in my head

[kelstral]

Drawing Scott smajor the way God intended him to be.

Click for better quality

[calposting]

made some LBJ postcards

and valentines day aftermath

[injuries-in-dust]

"You ever just keep hardboiled eggs in your pocket?"