#calpost

[puyonauts]

*making out with someone for the first time*

her: wow youre actually really good at this

me who’s been practicing on stuffed animals since i was 10: hm wonder why

[heartfullofmushroomclouds]

Name varies, but Cal will do.

If you know, you know. Very much an adult, he/they and sometimes it/its, fictive in a system with some kintypes.

This is just a sideblog for things that I relate to, stuff that relates to my kintypes, things I find pretty, whatever. I don’t want minors following me. I also will block anyone with “proship” or “endogenic systems”/”tulpas” in their DNIs. This blog is firmly profic and system inclusive.

Cheers.

[grianboycunt]

going to bed, but my holes are always still open for use ♡.

[armedyom]

bf made the cutest thing ever besides him of course i HAVE to share....

this boy is actually such an angel its insane like hes done nothing but made me smile and show me kindness and not once has he hurt me and if other people cant see it then its because they arent worthy of a single glance at those angel wings he bears geniunely hes perfect i didnt know or believe perfection existed but he proved me totally wrong theres not a single thing wrong with him srsly hes. GOD hes the best i couldnt ask for anyone better and i dont wanr to because hes all i need and all i want my one and only love forever and ever, i love you so much my baby boy <3

@lytkit <- go follow him and interact with him n stuffz, hes the BOMB.DOT.COM! and makes my heart explode more than any rpg could...

[calamiitywrites]

-casually slips in after being gone for thousands of years with a new obsession. -

go ahead....request fics....i dare you.

[cal4hysteria]

JUST BECAUSE A MAN IS WELL TAKEN CARE OF AND IS PRETTY AND HAS A SLIMMER BUILD DOES NOT MEAN HE IS A WOMAN GUYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LEAVE THESE GUYS ALONE

[no2-interpol-unofficial]

(@wingsofachampion) Hiya! What are your favorite things about humans? -Tropius

Y. Everything about her.

[regenerated-reedjumper]

baby baby baby baby baby baby

accent is live on the AH as well!

[yes-man-wireplay]

i cant listen to tma anymore bc it makes me too upset i can never be an avatar of the eye

[poeticastrophile]

Day 1 of tricking friends into saying good things about themselves in a language they don't speak let's see how this'll go

[puyonauts]

when i was 12 i got bullied a lot by a popular girl in my gym class and her friends and they made me feel like shit so i ended up transferring classes to a new one which i loved. 2 years later covid hit and we started talking on ig and realized we had some common interests and she apologized for the person she was back then, said she was involved w bad people, and invited me over to her house. her parents were really nice and we made digornio pizza and told eachother stories ab our lives for like two hours then we went to her room and she started showing me her xbox minecraft world. i suddenly felt really uneasy ab the whole situation so i turned to her and said “this isnt a joke right. you arent doing this to pity me or make fun of me or something” and without looking away from the tv she said “if it was a joke would i have invited you to my house and made you pizza and told you my secrets and showed you my minecraft house” and i just paused and thought and said “no. no. i suppose you wouldn’t” and i watched her show me minecraft

i have never forgotten that

[quadruple-whammy]

after getting the blaster stance we can all agree that Cal is literally the coolest character in the entirety of Star Wars right

[grianboycunt]

cw: gunplay. don’t like, don’t read. | reader is assumed to have a pussy, though gender-neutral terms are used. the dom is unspecified for the reader’s own interpretation.

a short little drabble i had, enjoy!

being teased with a pistol to your hole, your dom constantly rubbing it against that sweet spot of yours, teasing you when they feel how wet you are.

“you’re such a slut, are you really getting off on this?” they ask, making you whimper in response, only clenching on the air again as they laugh evilly, the sound only going to your core. you feel so pent up already, you just want them to fuck you, to be done with the games.

but then they pull the trigger, and you find yourself cumming on the spot with a high pitched whine as nothing is fired, which just makes them look at you in awe, breaking their character. neither of you knew you could cum without being filled like that, but it was definitely a new experience.

“baby, are you okay? that might’ve been too much—” your dom starts, but you cut them off with a kiss, legs trembling.

“if you don’t fuck me in the next five minutes, i’ll use that gun on you next.”

[troodontomb]

my brain starting to form is characterized by me actually planning and working towards my goals and not just ambling along hoping things fall into place

[no2-interpol-unofficial]

Mff.. is this really it..? I thought a.. "multiversal website" would be more.. exciting. Outside of.. one annoying anonymous user, this seems... lackluster.

[where-doing-it-man]