#calposts

[grianboycunt]

cw: gunplay. don’t like, don’t read. | reader is assumed to have a pussy, though gender-neutral terms are used. the dom is unspecified for the reader’s own interpretation.

a short little drabble i had, enjoy!

being teased with a pistol to your hole, your dom constantly rubbing it against that sweet spot of yours, teasing you when they feel how wet you are.

“you’re such a slut, are you really getting off on this?” they ask, making you whimper in response, only clenching on the air again as they laugh evilly, the sound only going to your core. you feel so pent up already, you just want them to fuck you, to be done with the games.

but then they pull the trigger, and you find yourself cumming on the spot with a high pitched whine as nothing is fired, which just makes them look at you in awe, breaking their character. neither of you knew you could cum without being filled like that, but it was definitely a new experience.

“baby, are you okay? that might’ve been too much—” your dom starts, but you cut them off with a kiss, legs trembling.

“if you don’t fuck me in the next five minutes, i’ll use that gun on you next.”

[calamiitywrites]

-casually slips in after being gone for thousands of years with a new obsession. -

go ahead....request fics....i dare you.

[no2-interpol-unofficial]

(@wingsofachampion) Hiya! What are your favorite things about humans? -Tropius

Y. Everything about her.

[calposting]

he didn't see that coming

[cannedviennasnausage]

One of the most alarming and depressing things about Cal is how deeply in denial he still is about how being a Jedi fucked him up, especially given the time his story takes place

There's a flavor-text conversation you can have with Moran in Survivor where Moran laments how much shittier life got for him when the Republic fell and business was good for him during the Clone Wars, and Cal sarcastically goes "I'm glad it was such a good time for you" or something like that, and Moran immediately goes "sorry, that was insensitive. You were a child soldier during the war, right" and Cal says "not exactly"

My dude

You were the Commander of a clone battalion at 13

Your Master was a literal General

You lived on a fucking warship

The fuck you mean """"not exactly""""

[grianboycunt]

going to bed, but my holes are always still open for use ♡.

[calamiitywrites]

I wanted to thank you for the awesome photoshop oshamir stuff you are amazing tysm! The face time “daddy” one is hot hot hot

A WILD CALAMIITY APPEARS

What!?? You have no idea how sweet and adorable you are. Thank you for sending this!!! I always assume that my edits and writing go into the ether and no one actually looks at them haha! So this really means a lot!!!! I adore feedback and I'm glad my silly ideas are good!!!!! <3 <3 <3 <3

Oh lord....not the daddy face time edit. I don't know ....what feral part of me thought that idea up but I'm glad it was enjoyed haha! don't tell Manny or Amandla tho....I think I'd just about die.

[no2-interpol-unofficial]

Mff.. is this really it..? I thought a.. "multiversal website" would be more.. exciting. Outside of.. one annoying anonymous user, this seems... lackluster.

[sonofsaints]

stamp / blinkies dump !! mostly bc I didn't see some of the fandoms/characters I wanted as stamps,, all stamps were made by me, blinkies were made on blinkies cafe!! no credit needed if u use them, but reblogs r appreciated :)

[grianboycunt]

please i’ll go insane

hey babe quick list every single thing you like about me. Now do it again and again and again or i will think you hate me

[calposting]

made some LBJ postcards

and valentines day aftermath

[willow-schmillow]

not only do i think system kids/littles/child parts are far more capable than the tumblr DID community likes to posit, i think having the means to support one's child alters to only do "kid things" and avoid any kind of responsibility including but not limited to working, participating in serious conversations, paying bills and filing taxes, participating in trauma recovery and therapy is inherently privileged

[cannedviennasnausage]

The beginning of Cal's story in JFO is kinda funny and even more absurd in a modern setting imo

Like you're working a triple at like, an e-waste processing plant, when two strangers in a souped-up winnebago show up and take you to an abandoned national park to meet a dog

[grianboycunt]

you already know we're here /silly

need me more systems on here, where are my fellow horny systems?

[cal4hysteria]

JUST BECAUSE A MAN IS WELL TAKEN CARE OF AND IS PRETTY AND HAS A SLIMMER BUILD DOES NOT MEAN HE IS A WOMAN GUYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LEAVE THESE GUYS ALONE

[grianboycunt]

i just wanna be treated like a little helpless puppy is that too much to ask for :(