#Lavender brown/Luna Lovegood

[lucigoo]

Goo's 2024 Harry Potter fics

So I wrote 65 Harry Potter fics with a combined word count of 214,491 .

Most are Wolfstar, but there are a fair few others int here so I shall wrtie a list in order of how they appear below the read more and how many of each ship there are so you can look and see easier. They will appear with their word count and summary too.

Gen fics - 12 Percy Weasely/Oliver Wood - 1 Lavender Brown/Luna Lovegood - 1 Lucius Malfoy/Narcissa Malfoy - 1 Alice Longottom/Narcissa Malfoy - 1 Mary McDonald/Lily Evens (one-sided) - 1 Regulus Black/James Potter - 4 Percy Weasley/Viktor Krumof - 6 Hermione Granger/Ronald Weasley - 1 Walburga Black/Euphemia Potter - 1 Arthur Weasely/Molly Weasley - 1 Draco Malfoy/Neville Longbottom - 1 Alastor Moody/Kingsley Shacklebolt - 1 Harry Potter/George Weasley - 1 Harry Potter/Draco Malfoy - 1 Sirius Black/Remus Lupin - 29

Gen fics

You're Floo Was My Emergency Contact (3,734 words)

Summary: A fic based of this video by Satellitedude on Tiktok, thank you so much for allowimg me to use your video for inspiraiton. Some of the dialogue is theres, straight from the video.

Buzzcut Season (Why me mother?) (5,515 words)

Summary: Sirius comes back from his first summer holidays after starting Hogwarts scared and worried, what did Walburga do to him?

It's a good job there are so many people who love him in his true home.

Mama Hope's Sex ed lesson (1,683 words)

Summary: Hope found a dirty magazine in Remus trunk, she decides its time for her 13 year old to learn all about the birds and the bees, it turns into something else. A conversation about Remus and who he is and his mother being the supportive parent she always will be.

Only me in the limelight (1,144 words)

Summry: Harry has just signed up to pay Quiddich proffesionally. Cormac McLaggen is not happy, at all!

Don't try and drink your grief away (3,392 words)

Summary: Percy is blaming himself for Fred's death, after all he is the one who spoke to him, joked with him last.

He isn't coping well and has resorted to drinking.

Drunk Percy does something unthinkingly. Something he can't remember doing.

There's a monster under my bed (2,086 words)

Summry: There's a monster in Percy's room and no one will help him deal with it. Instead he is facing his bedroom door, wondering if anyone will care if the monster eats him.

It's hard being the good boy in such a large, chaotic family sometimes.

Dorcas the Orca, The Maruaders and a jail cell (1,908 words)

Summary: Sirius, James and Remus are put in a jail cell.

As annoying as it is, Remus would have dealt with it, but theres an orca in the corner of the cell somehow...

Not Dorcas the Orca, two of three Marauders and a jail cell (2,006 words)

Summry: Sirius and James once again find themselfs in a jail cell with Dorcas (who was once an orce in this very same cell) only this isn't really Dorcas, even though they look exactly like them, huh?

Don't look into my soul if you just want to steal it (5,696 words)

Summary: Walburga Black wants a perfect heir. Instead she had one ugly child and one willful one.

She will do what she must to make sure neither boy ruins the Black Legacy. No matter the cost to those involved.

My brothers, my boys, my twins ((3,870 words, part of my Fireseeker verse)

Summary: Percy was unintentionally parentified at a young age. He was tasked with being an extra parent to the twins. Now, having dumped his boyfriend, the night before the twins 22nd Birthday, the first birthday without Fred, he finds himself with George and Harry. Reminiscing about the boys he all but helped raised. His twins, and one is missing forever-more.

The weight of humility (1,307 words)

Summary: Harry has had enough. How dare Dumbledore tell him, he who has faced danger again and again for the sake of everyone, who has los tos much in his oyung life, to stay humble. This by a man who uses people, espeically Harry as a pawn, a man who wouldn't know humility if it slapped him in the face.

Harry has had enough!

Spinning in Memory (1,647 words)

Summary: It has been 6 months since the Battle of Hogwarts. 6 months since George's twin, his best friend, was ripped away from him. And now its Bonfire night, a night both Fred and George had loved their entire lives.

Now there was just George and his broken family looking into the fire. Feeling the weight of the missing Weasley, of Geroge's now lost brother.

Percy Weasley/Oliver Wood

From Chaos Comes Love (3,450 words)

Summary: Percy is already fed up of the "gift" the twins have made for him. She is nothing but a nuisance with no other purpose than to drive him barmy. After all, what other reason can there be for her naughtiness?

Luna Lovegood/Lavender Brown

Bound by our scars (1,732 words)

Summary: Lavender has hated herself for three years, ever since Greyback attacked her at the Battle of Hogwarts. But today, today will be a good day where she takes her life back into her own hands, in more than one way

Lucius Malfoy/Narcissa Malfoy

Women always suffer with the History of Men (2,099 words)

Summary: Narcissa is on trial after the Battle Of Hogwarts. She will do anyhting to save her Dragon, including tell the truth. The honest, bitter truth that she and her foremothers have endured.

For women always suffer at the hands of men. It is their history and at their hands that Narcissa has suffered by. No longer.

Alice Longbottom/Narcissa Malfoy

We Could Do It If we Tried? (688 words)

Summary: Alice wants to convince Narcissa it will be ok, that they can be together happily, but can they? Will Narcissa agree?

Mary McDonald/Lilly Evans (one sided)

Lily oh Lily (1,283 words)

Summary: Mary loves Lily with all of her being, sadly, Lily loves james with everything inside her. Mary knows this, she understand this but her heart isnt able to figure out she is always the friend, never the beloved.

Regulus Black/James Potter

I'm bitter: You were mine first (2,798 words)

Summary: James catches Regulus in an alley after a Death Eater attack. One thing leads to another and Regulus revels in the fact James isnt as good as he pretends to be, he never has been

This is real, but it isnt ME! (1,698 words)

Summary: Regulus loves his brother, something he has to remind himself, because right now he wants to murder him. This is all Sirius fault!

Are you a werewolf? (6,702 words)

Summary: Regulus is in love with his new boyfriend. He hasnt told James yet. The full moon is the perfect time to go tell him, especially when Regulus wants to confirm that yes, James is obviously a werewolf. Somehting that will make James very happy.

The 31st (1,534 words)

Summary: It had been a year since James' car accident A year where Regulus had almsot left everything worth living for At est he still had James and Harry, right?

Percy Weasley/Viktor Krumof

Pansies for my love, and my love is you (2,487 words, part of my Fireseeker verse)

Summary: Viktor has decided to retire, now to get home and see his husband, who has missed him with every fibre of his being

So many little pink houses. (701 words)

Summary: Dara got to many little pink houses for christmas, Percy is not amused. Harry is.

Violets for the one I adore (955 words, part of my Fireeeker verse)

Summary: Viktor has been a retired house husband and stay-at-home dad for 4 moths now. Percy has never been happier.

Love and Laughter at the Burrow (1,753 words)

Summary: Percy has brought his boyfriend, Viktor, to the Burrow for family game night.

Why he thought his siblings would have at least a small amount of decorum he doesnt know, he thinks as he watches Viktor get interrigated and the rest if his siblings cheat at snakes and ladders, because of course they do!

Project Baby Perkitor (6,970 words)

Summary: Percy had a whirlwind month long affair with Viktor Krumov and now he is pregnant with his child. Sadly he can not get in touch with his child's other father.

Enter Dudley Dursley who is keen to reconnect with his cousin Dudley who creates an unlikely friend in Percy.

udley and Harry will work togther to get Viktor back into Percy's life, after all, he deserves to at least be heard out by the father of his child as far as they are concerned.

Fated Footsteps (3,415 words)

Summary: Percy can't remember waht happened, but he knows something did. Something that makes him sick to his stomach, especially now his stomach is expanding beyond the norm.

Hermione Granger/Ron Weasley

Back to where we belong (1,612 words)

Summary: It's time to pick this years family holiday.

Ron knows where he wants to go. He wants to go back, he wants to go home.

Walburga Black/Euphemia Potter

"Where did you go Wally?" (1,940 words)

Summary: Walbuga Black drove her heir away, now she watches as he laughs his way onto the Hogwarts Express. She watches as it takes her heir and spare somewhere safe.

Whilst she watches, SHE comes along, and angel or a demon, it doesnt matter because she is a better witch, a better woman and a better mother then Walburga has ever been, has ever been allowed to be.

Arthur Weasley/Molly Weasley

We won, but at what cost? (1,354 words)

Summry: Molly looks at her empty table, a table that should have been full with all 7 of her children (8 with Harry) but now it's empty. She has lost Fred to death, but she had lost her other children to the ravages of grief.

So she sits at her empty table as she thinks about what they lost and wonders if it was worth it. If her boy was the price worth paying for "peace."

Draco Malfoy/Neville Longbottom

Roots entwined, Wings unfurled (8,996 words)

Summary: Draco has been struggling for 8 long years, ever since his Veela heritage was unhidden from him. Now he is hiding away from the rest of the world, and himself. Or he would be if his garden wasn't magically feral and trying to eat him.

Enter one Neville Longbottom. One of the very few wizards who hadn't recieved his soul mate mark at 17. Now, at 25, his entire life was about to turn upside down, all because Harry asked him to help the man who had helped to make his childhood hell.

Alastor Moody/Kingsley Shacklebolt

Bernard's Castle (3,452 words)

Summary:

One day! Just one nice, normal day out. That was all Harry wanted. He supposes its too much to ask for when VOldemort wants to kill you andall of his death eaters are out to kill you.

No matter what though, those who love him will make sur ehe has just one nice, normal (ish) day out.

Harry Potter/Geroge Weasley

I Loved Him First (4,177 words)

Summary: It's Harry and George's wedding day. Everyone they love is here, at least those alive. But there are still so many empty seats.

Imagine thier suprise when they get unexpected guests from beyond the veil of life and death.

Harry Potter/Draco Malfoy

Harry and the oddly supportive notes (2,697 words)

Summary: Harry struggled to furfill an order for his muggle to magical object shop. In a bout of pain, he sent an unprofessional letter back explaining his grief. SInce then he has recieved oddly supportive, anonymous letter. Ones that made him feel better about everything in his life.

Or they did until they suddenly stopped coming, causing Harry to hafe to find the note sender himself.

Wolfstar

Judge Judy: Wolfstar edition (1,520 words)

Summary: Remus Lupin has had to take one Siirus BLack to court to pay for the damges he caused. A nother fun filled day in the courtroom of one Judge Judy Scheindlin.

Sleep Paraylasis (837 words)

Summary: Sirius cant move, he cant do anyhthing, he can barely breath. Every bad thing that ha sever happened to and because of him races through his paralysied body and he cant do anything about.

But his light, his light that shines so brightly in the darkness of Sirius' life is there to hold him.

We Will Find Our Own Herd, Our Own Family (19,008 words, animal au)

Summary: The Marauders are animals. Sirius and Regulus are leaving their herd, the Blackmanes, they want a new start. They will find their new family on the way as long as they stick together.

I'm real, I'm here. Open your eyes and see. (871 words)

Summary: Remus often dreams about Sirius and it makes him reluctant ot open his eye to the nothing he knows he will find when he does. But will he? Has he really lost everything?

High Tide Came and Brought You to Me (5,750 words)

Summary: Remus was cursed as a child and became a wermerman. 20 years later and he still hates himself and what he becomes once a moth. Maybe some new addotions to his cove will help him feel a bit more at peace with himself?

Months of love and work for Moony's sweet treat (741 words)

Summary: Remus had a rough moon, so now Sirius decides its time to share the secret project he's been working on for the last few months. Anything to treat his Moony when he isnt feeling his best.

Red, White and Blue: I Love You (5,304 words)

Summary: Remus came back from deployment different. He has no faith in himself with the changes to his body. How could he inflict himslef upon his wonderful husband?

Unfortunatly, said wonderful husband is madly in love with Remus and just waiting for him to stop being a prat and come home to him.

The World Is Ending and Yet I Smile (535 words)

Summary: The Moon is broken and the moonlight fractured, and yet Sirius looks a this husband and smiles

Wait, you're the wolf? (6,616 words)

Summary: Sirius has just watched his brother walk away to change their lives again. Either hi brother's possibly a werewolf boyfriend would claim and protect him, or he wouldnt and Sirius will have to grab his brother and run again.

He really needs a hug, so he goes to find his possibly a boyfriend lover Moony, the idea that maybe Moony is a werewolf too has rattled around his brain, but unlike Regulus, he knows better.

You're still a traitor (1,949 words)

Summary: Sirius came from the veil to find to his family.

He found them, he found them ensconded in The Burrow.

Harry was there and alive and still carrying on. And so was Remus.

But this time the love of Sirius' life was married, to his cousin no less.

Sirius has to be the brave one, now, the mature one but he really doesnt want to be.

Our house of stone where the ivy grows (2,177 words)

Summary: Sirius is in ana rrange dmarrigae, one to a cruel man. If she wants to save her brother and her werewolf lover, the love of ehr life, she has to go through with it.

Maybe one day she will be reunited with Remus, maybe she will be wrapped in remus arms and she in hers. Maybe, but until then Sirius will hope. She will hope that their dreams become reality.

That house was not a home:I never meant to leave you there alone (3,013 words)

Summary: Sirius wakes up in morning, reads the Daily Prophet and his whole life was suddenly changed.

The world is cruel and dark and he needs his brother who is forever gone.

The gold of your eyes is worth more then all of my medals (8,840 words)

Summary: After a disastorous drunk driving crash caused by Siirus he ran from Remus, the love of his life.

10 years later and Remus is watching as the only man he has ever loved gains his fourth Olympic gold medal, now if only he owuld smile at Remus the way he is at the camera.

Maybe one more, baby? (1,075 words)

Summary: Sirius and Remus are watching their son, Teddy Lupin-Black, as he graduates Hogwarts, their family surrounding them as they do so.

Flight of Destiny (2,872 words)

Summary: Sirius is finally free of her abusive husband. As a widower she has gone on her first muggle holiday. On the way home she meets the love of her life.

I love you as you are (2,723 words)

Summary: During the war Bella cursed Sirius, now he is a dog hybird. A dog hybrid who hides it from everyone but Remus and Harry in their home.

Now he is stranded in London with no way to get home.

Family Line: It ends with me (12,679 words)

Summary: Sirius didn't know he was pregnant when he ended up back at Grimmauld Place, but now he does. And he will do anything to keep his child away from Walburga and get them safely to their father.

Including die if necessary.

It's not goodbye, it's not forever, it's just not right now (4,623 words)

Summary: Sirius is a disaster of a man and he needs help. He refuses to get it though and Remus is bearing the brunt of that until he decides that he can't any longer.

Touching me, touching you (There is nothing magic can’t do) (4,619 words)

Summary: Remus is away with work, Sirius has had a stressful day.

Thank fully Remus as a suprise and a new way to be intimate with Sirus, even if they are on opposite sides of the world.

Whoops, I spilt the tea (730 words)

Summary: McGonagall has ordered Sirius to spill the tea, so that's exactly what he does.

Back to the start, but this time together (910 words)

Summary: The occupents of Grimmauld Place are rushing to catch the Hogwarts Express. Its time to take a new trip on the train that hearlded so many changes in all their lives. This time they are going to catch it together.

Thank you for giving me the stars (5,540 words)

Summary: Remus and Teddy are outcasts, on the edge of Axolotl society, but Teddy makes a new friend and it looks like Remus may make a something more who is willing to show him the stars.

Finding my fate in the sensory room (2,312 words)

Summary: Remus is tired, exhausted more like and so he takes his hyper 4 year old into the empty sensory room to have alittle bit of peace and quiet.

Unbeknownst to Remus, that one action, on that one specific day, would change four lives for the better.

The Night I Couldn't Stay Beside You (2,337 words)

Summary: Its the full moon again. Remus hates each and every one of them, buy especially this one as he looks down a this mother and can do nothing but hope she will still be there when the monster leaves him gain for another month.

All he can do is hope that she stays, thats all he wants, all he will beg and plead and pray for, his mum to still be here with him when he awakens with the moonset.

Give it to me (2,232 words)

Summary: It's Remus 65th Birthday. He is alive and his husband, Sirius has a suprise for him, and it's not just him in his sexy little black dress.

Wolves and wishes (2,355 words)

Summary: Remus wants the best for his boy, after all, he has to go through life with a werewolf father, in a world that still hates Remus for what he is, war hero or not.

Enter one Sirius Black, best friend extrodinare, but what if Sirius wants more?

Would You Love Me If I Killed Them All For You? (7,372 words)

Summary: Sirius has learnt where Dumbledore has been sending Remus, back to the packs he despises. Using his as bait to lure out Greyback. The monster of Remus' nightmares.

Sirius can not, will not stand by and let htis happen, let Remus be used like this. No matter what he has to do to stop it, to keep hi Moony safe.

Moonlit Terror: Xenomorphs in the Wizarding World (9,244 words)

Summary: There are xenomorphs in Hogwarts. Xenomorphs that are killing anyone and everyone.

The Marauders are sperated. Sirius will make it back to his friends and out of the nightmare their home has become or die triyng.

Never Again (1,018 words)

Summary: Sirius and Remus are about to pay Dumbledore a visit.

They gave their entire lives and the family they clawed together for themselves up for him and his war. That will NOT be Harry's fate!

[elisedonut]

Hp rare pair Secret Santa has been revealed which means i can share these here now too!!

I did three gifts for it!

Welcome Home for Lucigoo89

A little domestic Percy/Viktor fic including Molly || and Lucy!

[Podfic] Respectfully for mymindisverycomplicated

A Podfic of a very silly Harry/Daphne fic by RoseHarperMaxwell

and lastly

Lazy Sunday for sugareey

A little Perciver clay sculpture

I also for sure recommend checking out the gifts I got too!!

The Heat of the Moment by Schmem_14 

Percy struggles to find a balance between work life, taking time for himself, and keeping a dangerous secret. Will Percy's brand new secretary ruin everything by exposing him for what he really is?

Flintley Omegaverse Au!! It's very good and I keep thinking about it!!

and

Bound by our scars by Lucigoo89 

Lavender has hated herself for three years, ever since Greyback attacked her at the Battle of Hogwarts. But today, today will be a good day where she takes her life back into her own hands, in more than one way

A Luna/Lavender post war soulmate au fic! Also very fun and sweet!

[hufflepuffz]

not entirely happy with this one but whatever

[maki-nsi]

Rumors 'round Hogwarts obviously based on Norman Rockwell's "Chain of Gossip", for those not caught up, basically, Harry told Hermione who told Ron who told Dean who told Lavender who told Parvati who told Padma who told Cho who told Luna who told Ginny who told Neville who told Daphne who told Blaise who told Pansy who told Draco who told Harry

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Lily doesn’t seem to think she’s done anything wrong by insulting his poverty and aligning herself with his abusers - only Severus is remorseful, and the trauma that caused him to lash out was considerably worse than the trauma that caused her to lash out. She believes he deserves it, as apparently she believed his abuse was amusing. And I’d be totally fine with this from a character perspective because it’s the teenage condition to be self-centred and poor at self-reflection. But the *narrative* (and the author in interviews) doesn’t believe Lily was in the wrong here. And it believes Lily made the correct moral judgment on the two boys when she casts Severus off for his crime and falls in love with James despite his. But I just don’t buy into that framing, and I didn’t even when I was 10. The use of the word ‘mudblood’ while in considerable distress is not a greater sin than sexual assault.

Lily feels no remorse, nor does she think it's wrong to half-smile at the bully who’s targeting your so-called friend. She doesn’t even consider that this might be why your supposed best friend insulted you in the first place. But here’s the thing: this isn't Lily's fault. It's J.K. Rowling's fault, and the way she portrays ethical dilemmas throughout the series, blurring the lines between what's morally right and wrong. Now, if you’ll allow me, before diving into the dynamics between Lily and Severus, I’d like to provide some context as to why I believe the biggest issue with many of the characters’ attitudes in the series lies in Rowling’s constant attempt to project her own moral compass through her writing. In doing so, she falls into repeated inconsistencies and creates a narrative that’s all over the place when it comes to how certain characters are treated.

Rowling is never consistent. She portrays Draco Malfoy as an irredeemable, terrible character because he’s a rich kid spoiled by his parents, using his power and influence to bully those weaker than him. Yet, she gives James the benefit of the doubt, even though he behaved exactly the same way: a rich bully who used his status and his friends to gang up on the vulnerable. From early interviews, Rowling claimed Pansy Parkinson is practically the reincarnation of Satan, even though, of all the antagonists, Pansy is probably one of the least relevant and harmless. This is simply because Rowling projected onto her the stereotypical “mean girls” who mock those who read and study—something Rowling clearly couldn’t stand. On the other hand, she glorifies characters like Ginny, who has a pretty nasty attitude towards any girl she doesn’t consider cool or "not like the other girls." Ginny treats Fleur like a witch when Fleur has done nothing wrong—her only crime is being incredibly beautiful, knowing it, and not constantly apologizing for it. And this treatment of female characters throughout the series deserves a proper gendered critique, because they fall into every stereotype and archetype set by the traditional male gaze.

In Rowling's world, there are always two kinds of women. When it comes to younger, adolescent characters, there are the "good" women—those who don’t fit the typical feminine mold, the weird ones (like Luna), the tomboys who are “one of the guys” (like Ginny), or the overly studious ones who don’t have time for frivolous things like reading magazines or talking about boys (like Hermione). In other words, the cool girls, the ones who are supposed to be role models, are those who "aren’t like the other girls." But not because they’re deconstructing gender roles consciously—they just happen to embody the fantasy of the woman who can give you kids while still being one of your bros. It’s a common male fantasy, where women abandon the graceful, ethereal, delicate image to fit into a set of needs the modern man has. These are "manic pixie dream girls," hiding a deeply internalized misogyny as they are presented as individuals opposed to the “other” women—the “other” being less cool because they lack traditionally masculine traits, and thus are less than. We see this not only with how Fleur is treated but also with the disdain or prejudice Hermione shows towards girls like Lavender or the Patil sisters, just because they act like normal teenagers instead of validating themselves through academia to compensate for their inferiority complex (cough, cough).

Then we have the adult female characters, where Rowling’s toxic and incredibly conservative view of motherhood kicks in. Except for McGonagall, the rest of the adult women who are seen in a positive light are either already mothers or end up becoming mothers. And for them, motherhood is everything. They are mothers first and women second, in every case. Lily is Harry’s mother, who sacrifices herself for him. Molly is the Weasley matriarch, whose entire life revolves around her kids—she hasn’t even looked for a job (which wouldn’t be a bad idea, considering the family’s financial situation), nor does she have any aspirations beyond knitting sweaters and worrying about her children. Even Narcissa, a negative character throughout most of the saga, earns her redemption solely because she loves her son and is willing to risk everything for him. Nymphadora Tonks, a 25-year-old woman, ends up pregnant by a man 13 years older than her and goes from being an independent Auror with her own life to a passive housewife waiting for her man, who is off having an existential crisis. The adult women in the saga aren’t independent individuals—they’re extensions of their children. And any woman who isn’t a perfect, self-sacrificing mother (like Merope Gaunt) is either a psychopath or portrayed as a terrible person.

What I’m getting at is that Rowling is far from impartial in the moral narrative of the story. In fact, she’s absolutely inconsistent. She presents characters she sells as "good," whose attitudes are absolute trash, yet she continues to insist that they’re good and perfect. This is especially obvious with her female characters, because throughout the seven books, she constantly emphasizes her ideal of the "perfect woman" in terms of tastes, motivations, and behavior. Hermione is a self-insert, Ginny is probably a projection of who Rowling wishes she could’ve been, and Luna is the quirky girl who isn’t “threatening” to other women, and is treated with a condescending, paternalistic lens. They are either Rowling’s aspirational figures or archetypes that don’t bother her, or they’re reduced to filler characters who are mistreated by the narrative.

When it comes to Lily, the problem is that Rowling spends half the saga painting her as some kind of Mother Teresa. She’s the quintessence of motherhood—but not a conscious, modern motherhood, but one rooted in traditional Judeo-Christian ideals. This is the kind of motherhood that can do no wrong, the one that represents women because, in this view, a woman can’t be fulfilled unless she’s a mother. Lily dies for her son, and that love creates a divine, protective magic. She’s beautiful, popular, and one of the most popular guys at school is after her. Clearly, she must be a saint, because everyone describes her as such. And while the narrative does question James’s perfection, even if vaguely and unsuccessfully, it doesn’t do the same with Lily. Harry questions his father’s actions but never his mother’s. He never stops to think about how problematic it is that his mother almost laughed at Severus or refused to hear his apology, or that she couldn’t empathize with what he was going through, knowing full well the kind of situation Severus had at home. When a narrative tells you something but never shows it, and worse, never questions it, that’s a problem. Something doesn’t add up. Rowling is obsessed with showing her own moral line through her characters and doesn’t realize how incoherent it is to portray Lily as someone who always does the right thing when what we actually see of her suggests that, if she really liked James all along, not only is she a hypocrite, but she’s also quite superficial with questionable principles. But this is never addressed, never explored. It would be fascinating if it were, giving the character more depth and making her more relatable. But Rowling brushes all this aside, as she does with so many other things, because to her, Lily was a role model, despite the fact that anyone with common sense can see she was just a terrible friend who got tired of justifying why she hung out with a poor, scruffy kid and ultimately decided it made more sense to date the rich, handsome bully.

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Opinions Part 2

Part 2 of the opinions- this time, on ships that seem to be pretty popular. Sorry again for how long this is!

Hinny- Okay. It was the absolute best in the books, complete bi4bi and I was THERE for it. In the movies it was quite bad, and GInny was just generally so incredibly flat as a character. I like the idea of this coming into play, but maybe not as endgame.

Linny- Love this. The whole thing. I can see it being friends to lovers and then back to friends, but it could be something else, too.

Perciver- Why did nobody tell me about this? Hello? It's completely adorable and I love it beyond words. Absolutely endgame.

Romione- there's an artist (@rivaldii) who I've been following, and they do the cutest Romione posts that have totally won me over. Also, I've been reading the book series again (all already bought, not supporting You-Know-Who) and Ron is much sweeter there. He's a bit of an asshole in the movies at times.

Drarry- Welllll, okay. There's a lot of dickheadery from Malfoy, and I'm not sure how to address that. If he was just a sarcastic emo kid that would be fine, but he's like genuinely kind of a racist? Idk someone convince me, I'm not quite sold. I do have some an idea where he does something over a summer away from his parents (maybe when his fathe goes to Azkaban) which shows him how dumb he's been and then he apologizes. Like individually. And Harry's like woahhh.... okay now hold up.

Neville and Luna- I loved this even when I was, like, eight and still thought I was straight lol. They feel like they would be at the very least really good friends who sort of got each other, they were both singled out as odd at Hogwarts, but I think it could be a romantic thing too.

Katie and Leanne- Just you wait. I'm going to develop them into the lesbianest.

Parvender- It's sweet! It works much better in the books as I feel like Lavender is really heavy on the straight vibes in the movies. I suppose we shall see..... hmmmm.....

Dramione- Nope. Absolutely nope. My boy Draco is gay as absolute fuck and even has some internalized homophobia, yay.....

Hedric- this was Harry's bi awakening and you can't tell me otherwise.

Wolfstar- Yeah, I'm boring, but this is my favorite and will be included.

Deamus- Wolfstar variant right in Harry's room?! I love it and they're perfect for each other.

Harry and Ron- You know, it could happen. I think I might like Ron and Hermione a little too much at the moment to consider it fully.

Draco and Pansy (Dransy?!)- This happened because neither one had figured out that they were gay yet. This was how they figured it out.

Hermione and Pansy (oh, boy. Hansy? Like Handsy?)- Yeah, she was Hermione's bi awakening. Idk if endgame but shit went down fs.

Jegulus- It's not too relevant to the era because.... they're all dead (sobbing).... but I really want to hint at it.

Jily- It has to have been endgame for how I plan to start it, but it's cute anyway. Bi4bi.

Barty and one of them (can't decide at the moment)- There's a whole year where Barty is a teacher. Therefore he's in Hogwarts. Therefore I can be in his brain. And it will be gay.

Harmione- I see them more as best friends who are both bi, and talk about their crushes together.

Apparently I had more to yap about than I thought, sorry for the length of this. Lmk if I forgot some!

[sunfl0w3rmel0n]

Luna is so sweet, yet so so very unhinged 😂

[olivers-cocoapuffs]

yeah the way the Marauders fandom treats the girls is sad but have you seen how the Lightning fans treat those girls? Fleur Delacour, the Greengrasses, the Patils, Cho Chang, Pansy Parkinson, Nymphadora Tonks, Lavender Brown, Ginny Weasley, Luna Lovegood, are all constantly bullied and put down for literally no reason

[witchygfsgf]

hey ! ik this is just marauders ( so far from what i've seen ) but where do you hc everyone in the lightning era to be from ?? i absolutely loved and agreed with like all your marauder hcs !!!

omg this was so unexpected thank you!!

tbh, even when i first read the books as a kid i was pretty much entirely interested in the marauders (like dog-eared every page where remus was mentioned kinda thing) so i haven't given much thought into it. but this was very inspiring so <3

disclaimer, this is heavily based on my marauders era headcanons here

Harry: England (Surrey) - Indian/English/Greek

Ron: England (Devon)

Hermione: England (Crawley) - Nigerian

Neville: England (Leeds) - Chinese/English

Luna: England (Devon)* - Sudanese/Turkish

Ginny: England (Devon)

Dean: England (London) - Jamaican

Seamus: Ireland (County Kerry)

Padma: England (Manchester) - Indian

Parvati: England (Manchester) - Indian

Lavender: England (Gloucester) - Kenyan

Cho: Scotland (Glasgow) - Chinese

Cedric: England (Essex)

Draco: England (Wiltshire)

Blaise: Scotland (Aberdeen) - Egyptian

Pansy: England (Bath)

Angelina: Wales (Swansea) - Haitian

Katie: Wales (Ebbw Vale) - Italian/Welsh/Ukrainian

*edit: i do hc her as being raised in louth, ireland, but moved to ottery st catchpole before her mother died, because i forgot it was mentioned she lived there.

[modern-harrypotter]

INSIDE TEXTS - Story behind Ron’s bio.

The story behind Severus Snape writing “please” on Ron’s essay.

[t1oui]

so ik i post fic ideas every five seconds and i don't follow up on anything but oneshots (shitty tedoire oneshots rn, if we're being specifc) BUT

fic where harry and a bunch of his friends & family go to effie and monty's for the summer. hear me out

jegulus regretting not just flying when cho, cedric, and harry don't shut up for the entire car ride.

marylily wondering how the fuck rosekiller and luna's parents raised her when she goes on and on about things that make 0 sense while dean and seamus snore right next to her.

ron, ginny, and hermione showing up two days late with horrified looks on their faces, scratches all over them, and twigs in their hair, and absolutely no explanation. (when arthur asks where his car is, well... they don't have an explanation for that, either.)

the longbottoms arriving first and frank falling off his broom and having to be healed before anybody else even gets there.

narcissa bringing draco, blaise, and pansy and draco and pansy suntanning until blaise drags them both into the river on the potters' property.

lavender and parvati doing everyone's makeup while padma paints their nails.

daily quidditch games.

cedric, cho, and harry having long talks (and possibly first kisses, too) on the roof of the broom shed.

luna and effie baking together.

it becoming a yearly tradition.

[elisedonut]

Bunny vs Hare is Lavender/Luna coded

Same but different

I can't put it into words because I'm half asleep but everytime I come across something talking about the differences between Hares and actual bunny rabbits I think of them

[theonceandfuturequeenoftarts]

It happens while he’s having a long-overdue visit with Ginny. After a night of good food and alcohol and catching up, she digs her fingers right into the bruise that is his loneliness.

“So, seeing anyone?”

The short answer is no. The long answer is, frankly, depressing. 

It’s a no, but not for lack of recent effort. He retired from professional football nearly five years ago, and he hasn’t had any luck finding a partner despite going on several dates. He’s tried to meet people; his friends keep subtly (and then not-at-all subtly) pushing him in the direction of single acquaintances or friends-of-friends, but he’s been out of the game long enough that it all feels foreign to him. He hasn’t felt a spark or connection with anyone. And if one more person mentions Tinder or Grindr to him, he might stuff his phone down their throat.

Hell, his last real relationship was… Ginny. Christ, that was almost twenty years ago. No wonder his friends think he needs to be set up. But after he and Gin broke up, he was so focused on playing better, keeping his team in the Premier League, or playing in Euro Cups or World Cups. The long hours spent training and playing and travelling didn’t exactly allow for much time to meet people or date, and a lot of the people he’d meet through club events or at the bars and parties his teammates frequented weren’t exactly looking for a committed relationship. From a couple disastrous attempts, he's well aware he doesn’t do well with one-night stands.

By the time his retirement loomed, he was more excited to spend time with his friends and family – to watch his honorary nieces and nephews grow up. He’d done his best to maintain those relationships when he could, and now he’s going to enjoy the results of that effort. 

But he’s always wanted a partner – a love like he’d heard his parents had. He’s sure there’s someone out there for him; he just wishes they’d stop hiding.

“I’m going to take that as a no,” Ginny says after an embarrassingly long pause. “Oh no, don’t get all mopey on me–”

“I’m not mopey,” Harry grumbles into his beer. Ginny gives him a look. “I’m not! I just. Maybe I’m a bit frustrated. Trying to find someone is exhausting. And demoralising.”

“If you can’t find someone, what chance do mere mortals have?” she teases.

“Oh, ha ha,” he snarks. “I know you’re taking the piss, but… I think that might actually be part of the problem? Most of them want Harry Potter, but I’m just Harry. Once you take away the sports stuff, I’m really quite boring.”

“Harry.”

“What?”

“You are not, and could never be, boring. You, my friend, are a chaos magnet. Even now that you’re not one of the highest paid football players, or on the cover of Sports Illustrated, or modelling underwear, or whatever ridiculous thing, you are plenty interesting on your own.”

“Gin,” he says, feeling a bit choked up.

“There, there.” She pats his hand before leaning back in her chair, lost in thought. “So, dating isn’t working…”

“To put it lightly.”

Ginny gives him a considering look. “Have you ever thought of finding a sugar baby?”

“A wh–” He chokes on his spit and coughs. “Sugar baby?! I’m not some creepy old letch, Gin!”

She waves off his pearl-clutching. “No, but you are rich and desperate.”

“Oi!”

“Oh, hush. Why not give it a shot? One of my rugby mates used this matchmaking service and had great luck.”

“I’m not paying someone to have sex with me,” he says flatly.

“Then don’t. Pay someone to keep your lonely arse company.”

He sighs, running a hand through his unruly hair and wincing when it snags on a knot. “That just seems so pathetic…”

“Harry,” Ginny says, looking him in the eye. “You have money you don’t need, and want someone to care about. There are many people out there who would love to have that money and someone to care about them.”

And that’s a little more enticing.

“But, since I know you, I will add: Do not try to be a hero. It should be mutually beneficial,” she stresses sternly.

“You say that like I’m going to do this, but I haven’t agreed–”

“We’re going to create a profile right now.”

“Ginnyyyyyyy,” he groans. “Noooooo–”

“None of that,” she says, grabbing his laptop. “You need to build up some relationship confidence, and since the old-fashioned way isn’t working, you’re going to give this a shot.”

He finishes his drink and goes to flop on the sofa in protest.

After a fair bit of typing, Ginny calls from across the room, “Ay, Harry – birds or blokes?”

He lifts his face from where it’s wedged into a pillow enough to shout back a bleary “Both!”

Foggy memories flicker in and out of them shouting questions and answers back and forth, with Ginny eventually migrating to the sofa and asking him to look at photos.

The next morning, Harry wakes up with a nasty hangover and a message on the sugar baby matchmaking app saying he has a date that weekend.

What.

(wake-up call)

[mxlti-fand0m-imaginess]

🪷 - fav & least fav ship: harry potter, tlou & bottoms !!

also congrats on 3k followers wilbur ♡!!!!

thank you so much!! :D

harry potter:

fav ship: neville and luna

they’re literally the cutest together and it just makes me so happy. plus they’re my two favorite characters, so seeing them get together was really exciting.

least fave ship: ron and lavender

no. just no.

the last of us:

fav ship: ellie and abby

so i know they’re constantly trying to kill each other and all, but like- something’s there. like the way ellie is just obsessed with finding abby plus, call me crazy, but there’s like tension between them when they’re fighting. idk they’d just be so cute together, once they stop trying to murder each other.

least fav ship: abby and owen

abby can do so much better than him. cough cough ellie. plus, just freaking look at abby. that’s a freaking lesbian. she shouldn’t be with owen, she should be with ellie. i will die on this hill.

bottoms:

fav ship: josie and isabel

they’re the cutest together. i love the popular x loser trope, and it’s literally them. it makes me so happy to see them get together every time i rewatch the movie!

least fav ship: pj and hazel

i just don’t see it. pj is so mean to hazel throughout the entire movie, and i feel like the only reason people ship them is because they kissed, but hazel was trying to pull away. also i just really don’t like pj so there’s that.

[hpshipbattles]

GRAND FINALE:

(i used the first image that came up for each character)

(rules and submitted characters)

(grand finale ships)

[annagaw]

The sauna series (as I’m now apparently calling it) pt 2!

Pansy’s haircut is based on another iconic ice queen: Kristen Scott Thomas in four weddings and a funeral