#Lan huan

[roremy]

[imirgege]

Lotuses symbolize prosperity... I'm glad you like my work…Thank you

[wangxian-the-zhijis]

Lwj: So.

Lwj: I’m in love.

Lwj: with Wei Ying.

Lxc:

Lwj: I’m in love with Wei Ying.

Lxc: Wei-gongzi from the Jiang clan?

Lwj: Yes.

Lwj: Thoughts?

Lxc: And prayers, Wangji. You’re gonna need them.

(Insp.)

[yingying-baby]

So relatable!! 😂🥲💔

[disgracefulthings]

Lan Wangji: Why can't I have a morally questionable boyfriend when you do?

Lan Xichen: A-Yao isn't morally questionable!!

Lan Wangji: He's literally dragging his sworn brother's corpse right now

Lan Xichen, noticing Jin Guangyao: A-Yao, did you kill da-ge?

Jin Guangyao, dragging Nie Mingjue's corpse: Of course not er-ge, he's just sleeping

Lan Xichen: See Wangji, he's just sleeping

Lan Wangji: ( ,,⩌'︿'⩌,,)

[thekansta]

rest well, sun

[eternalauwhereeverythingisok]

[kettledemon]

They are stupid, your honour

[sillygoofyqueer]

I am a firm and wholehearted believer in the idea that, if put into a situation where the Lan rules either did not exist or not apply, Lan Xichen would go absolutely apeshit with the alcohol. The man was being trained to be a sect leader from basically the moment he could learn to read because his father certainly wasn't doing it, and he literally didn't have any real friends but Nie Mingjue. If anyone deserves a drink, it's this man. I was thinking about an AU where Wei Wuxian lived in the Burial Mounds as this sort of cryptid god creature (while listening to Transcendental Cha Cha Cha), and I was like "what if Wei Wuxian banned any rules but his own rules while in the Burial Mounds?" That spiralled into the Lans being like "we have to talk to this creature man thing but the RULES" and the twin jades being like "we got this, gang, we're so cool like that." However, the moment they step into the Burial Mounds and have greeted Wei Wuxian (who is decidedly chill if incredibly fucked up but so casual about it), Lan Xichen is like "PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY I NEED A DRINK" Of course, in his own Lan respectful way, even as Lan Wangji stares with a dropped jaw (slightly widened eyes, to be precise) at his brother, the pinnacle of the Lan Sect as the Sect Leader. Wei Wuxian does not care about the rules of the sect (of course he knows them, even as a cryptid creature thing) and is like "sure, pal" Next thing anyone knows, Lan Xichen is a bottle into whatever Wei Wuxian has on hand and is ranting to what he believes is another human about the shit he has to put up with (his words exactly), but what is actually a rock that Wei Wuxian drew an understanding expression on - just to see if Lan Xichen would notice the change.

[tiredbitchposts]

Nie mingjue is so girl coded i cannot believe no one ever talks about it, like, bro's parents died, he had to raise his little brother from a young age, he was harsh but everyone knew it was out of love, he had a hereditary condition that would affect his moods and cause his early death if left untreated, he was popular amongst men, had his concerns about a shady guy completely ignored by everyone around him which caused his death, his tits were so iconic that his dead body was reconized because of them

[scrivenger-grimgar]

wei wuxian would probably be taller than lan wangji if he wasn't starved as a child. my guy was 186cm tall after being starved for 4-6 years, he would probably be like 190-195cm tall.

i love the idea that both wei changze and cangse sanren were also both freakishly tall, and because of that their kid is eye-level with nie mingjue or more, like dude. dude.

WWX: tallest person in jianghu

just for the record, wwx is canonically 186cm, but i think this is better! this also means that every modern au has tallxian, and i will not compromise on this >:3c

[imirgege]

Can I accept these feelings? I am satisfied! But now my back hurts...Uh...

[wangxian-the-zhijis]

WangXian’s biggest fan:

Lan Wangji’s brother

WangXian’s biggest anti:

Wei Wuxian’s brother

[lachica-delyaoi]

Lxc also likes it when Sandu Shengshou is on top...

[disgracefulthings]

Nie Huaisang: Wei-xiong! Through some miracle my brother has been brought back to life!

Wei Wuxian: Did you use demonic cultivation?

Nie Huaisang: I don't know what you're talking about

Nie Mingjue: I don't care what happened, all I know is that I'm going to drag Xichen out of seclusion

Wei Wuxian: Wait before you go-

Wei Wuxian, patting Nie Mingjue's abs: Yep, just as nice as when you were dead

Nie Mingjue: ???

[thekansta]

the moon hides the sun