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sailorbaguette · 1 month ago

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sometimes i forget how brainrotted i am and moments like this happen

i was reading tsukasa’s 3rd anni 2 star card and laughed at this specific scene for like. a minute straight. like this specific moment.

#LIKE IN THE CONTEXT OF THE STORY ITS NOT EVEN FUNNY #LIKE THE STORYS FUNNY AS HELL #BUT I CANT TELL IF THATS JUST BECAUSE IM A FREAK #he just looks like a silly lil guy #what a polite fella #his silly fish sweater vest #started smiling and giggling and jts just. tsjkasa tenma #i dont even have a crush on him or anything i just think hes a silly guy #i cant grt over how funny he looks #project sekai #daily reminder to read tsukasas 3rd anni 2 star card story cuz i adore it #i love the story sm and i cant explain why #pjsk #tsukasa tenma #hate this guy

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drenched-in-sunlight · 5 months ago

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i love the DLC man

#elden ring #miquella the unalloyed #promised consort radahn #I’ve been thinking about how despite all the talk of age of compassion… Miquella’s first spell as a god is an offensive incantation #with a wide af damage radius 💀💀💀#meanwhile Marika who built her age upon violence… her spells are all healing and defense buffs #and her first spell as a God is a little tree that heals a wide area #she was still trying to heal her ppl to the bitter end AND gunning for revenge. there’s a kind of heartbreaking honesty to it #the cruel irony in the DLC story is crazy #really show how badly Miq had strayed from his original path after forsaking Trina #then that meme pops in my head ajshsjhsjhs #now i do think the vow is two-way btw Radahn just got cold feet near the end #the only thing i dont like about the DLC is i cant draw jokes without explaining I LOVE THESE CHARACTERS i think their actions are valid !!#like having to pull up a whole lore presentation slide for this #yes i think it's funny as hell that Miq did show Radahn why he should not fuck around and find out

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technically-human · 4 months ago

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Can you draw something with Doom Patrol!Edwin and Netflix!Edwin?

Maybe something about Dp!Edwin talking about his feelings for Charles with N!Edwin?

It's just something I've been thinking of, make it a little angsty?<3

Glad you asked

ko-fi

#ask ask ask #dead boy detectives #dbda #payneland #edwin x charles #doom patrol #dead patrol #cw homophobia #i know there are a couple of people who enjoy my rambly tags so these are for u #first of all anon i'm sorry i used your request to continue my story lol #most of my comics are meant to be standalones BUT #the doom patrol and dead girl detectives are all happening in the same universe #and there is indeed series of events here!#this particular one is happening after dp!edwin's feelings were exposed but before they met the girls #with that out of the way #i know this is not as funny as most of my stuff #but dp!edwin's internalized homophobia is an important thign that can't just go away because his charles loves him back #and he does love him back! in this verse #dp!charles is the only one not struggling with his feelings for his partner #dbd!charles and charlotte still have ways to go #also dbd!edwin is in no way an expert in self-acceptance but he has learned some things #i considered having him mention simon but i decided it wasn't his place to out him #(even though he's dead u know)#so yeah what he says here isn't... great #he's still putting himself down and he's still not sure if his feelings for charles are actually a good thing #but he knows HE is glad he feels this way #because fuck it it's not like he'll go to hell for it #and even if he did... he would crawl his way out

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bacchuschucklefuck · 7 months ago

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doing chibi is a good design exercise bc it forces u to think on shapes n essential details, essentially thumbnailing ur designs. its also a terrible design exercise bc it ends up looking cute no matter what

#dimension 20 #fantasy high #riz gukgak #very specifically class swap bard!riz #fh class quangle #mm. I may need tags for all the asides Ive been doing lmao #riz's canon design is so coherent and thematically clean that I genuinely struggle to keep up...#bard!riz's whole thing is working out his identity through abject fear so it kiiiinda makes sense that hes got a different thing going #on every year I guess? like lmao the directive I go into each of these designs with changes vastly #freshman bard!riz has to look extremely nonthreatening. and also make you wanna pick him up and chuck him at a wall #annoyingly inoffensive. slides off your memory pretty much immediately. a void of an experience #crucially Does Not Show Teeth While Smiling #sophomore year bard!riz I have been keeping the like. cameraman direction for #I want him to be swimming in clothes a little bit... he kinda lands at like. 80s/90s shlocky horror protag too which I do like #bc what is season 2 to riz if not a horror story lmao #junior year bard!riz I want to be somewhere between clark kent and tintin #the journalist aesthetics is not so clear and easy to build as the detective or spy aesthetics...#but also I just. really like boy journalist lmao this is the BD blood speaking again #and! I actually do draw his hair differently than in my canon junior year riz stuff. its a bit shorter here so it doesn't #obscure as much of his face #its so funny actually going from drawing canon stuff to class swap esp. with riz bc he's smiling SO much here #and it's 100% trained like its crucial for u guys to know he is equally if not more fucked up as a bard #barely anybody can wrangle him in canon it's already been mostly him keeping himself on track. imagine if he actually learned how to act #mmm. I think these designs are still gonna soft change as I draw them. thats fine we have fun #drawing sophomore year bard!riz for those comiclets was fun as hell. I think on this factor alone I call it a success lol

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cozylittleartblog · 2 months ago

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me omw to scare mormons out of a wendys!! 🍂🖤🍟

ootd from like 2 weeks ago and yes that really happened

#ootd #doodles #art #illustration #fashion #fall #autumn #autumn vibes #cozy vibes #self portrait #artists on tumblr #i havent done an ootd drawing in a while and i just wanted to Make Something #the mormons story: my friend and i stopped at a wendys and there were these two Stock Image Of Mormons dudes sitting at a table #and me and my friend are obvious gay and in different directions. you can tell we are Queers(tm). i look like This and he has #long curly hair and huge earrings. we are the poster children of what mormons prolly show kids and say 'these people are going to hell'#you'd think we had walked in holding signs that say WE LOVE GAY MARRIAGE AND ABORTlON with the way they stopped and started #muttering to each other while looking dead at us in the checkout line. like the entire time. and after a few minutes of whispering to #each other they pick up their food and book it tf out of the restaurant. still looking at us *as they go out the door*#it was so fucking funny. anyway then we stole their table #good! gtfo. i dont want cultists with my fries thanks #im glad my gay autistic aura is strong enough that i scare freaks like that by just Standing There thinking about a crispy chicken BLT #sounds like a 'and then everyone clapped' story but that really did happen to me and ive been laughing at it for 2 weeks now #what Isnt true is that i pulled a whole leaf out of my pocket. that shit was in pieces. and i dont know where it came from

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puppppppppy · 3 months ago

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you are umasou

#I watched it today it was so good #im not big on dinosaur stuff but i like how it was used to approach the predator/prey conversation especially when both sides are sentient #instead of just defaulting to well since predators are meat eaters their actions are automatically immoral so their role in the story #has to match. and then when your characters /are/ meat eaters you just step around that whole topic #heart knows he has to kill and eat so there’s no avoiding it but even he knows he has agency over that #hell he even decided to hunt by himself so umasou doesn’t have to see him kill and eat another dinosaur a day after meeting him #and maybe its because it’s a kids movie but it also doesn’t make a big show over the act of hunting and eating. it doesn’t dwell on it #like yes you can clearly see them ripping into guts minus the graphic details but it doesnt go out of its way to censor it either #its played straight just like hearts mom having more kids like nobody asks who the father is or when that happened cuz it doesn’t matter #what matters is she still loves heart and encourages her kids to greet their big brother and they do!!! it’s sweet #Beckon was also an interesting touch bc they make it clear the only reason he doesnt eat umasou is bc he cant and not that he wouldn’t #but he’s still a funny and interesting character and that doesn’t get in the way of how we see him too much #same for baku he was pretty polite with heart esp from the start when he asks him if hes abandoned implying he would be prepared to #look out for him from the start. and at the end when he decides to spare him. I dont hate him at all hes just intimidating #you are umasou #doodles #I wanted to draw smth more detailed but I couldn’t decide if I wanted to go with the cartoony art style #or smth closer to realistic?? so this is like. some sort of compromise I guess

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mrmeepsmadmind · 13 days ago

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starscream has normal reactions

no starscream shall escape being haunted by bumblebee and vice versa. primus said thou shalt be married !!!

#bee: YOU SHOT ME WHILE I WAS LYING ON THE GROUND HELPLESS POINTBLANK NO HESITATION NO CONCERN JUST RAGE J-#starscream: yea & it was in the face #bee all a sudden all hoity toity abt dark subjects after detailing them grossly: ok bro we get it -_-#hes not even that grossed out by the getting shot in the face part. hes just pretnding to be bcs #hes actually just mad abt getting his lecture discarded & interrupted with another detail he was getting to #until starscream's RUDE interjection >:[ !!#bee thinks hes normal then thinks rumble body combusting right in front of his mother's eyes is the funniest fcking story ever #to tell to children #bumblebee the type of mom who tells her child's deepest traumas as funny stories to pass the time with strangers #well it's better than boring the company ok! stop being upset ! dont interrupt mother >:[ !!!!#it's lowkey funny that starscream shot him in the face like he rlly hated his yapping that much im crying #didnt shoot the spark just aimed for that big mouth while it was shut for once #bitchy on bitchy crime #also unrelated but i love skybound cliffjumper he is so fking ugly my baby old man 💛#skybound starscream: at least i managed to solve one problem ! time to go create 5 million more now !#idw bee: what the fuck bro #skybound starscream : ?????#ravage: fix me bro #skybound starscream: !??!?!?!??? WHAT THE HELL ARE yOU DOING HERE #idw bee: shut up & fix ravage >:[#ravage: yea meow yea #transformers #maccadam #bumblebee #starscream #starbee #transformers skybound #transformers idw

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companion-showdown · 6 months ago

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Who had the worst time aboard the TARDIS?

TOURNAMENT MASTERPOST

#genuinely vote peri #i've not seen all of her stories but my god from what i've seen the 80s writers hated her #there are some stories where she'd probably be better off dead #she seems to be in a constant living torturous hell with 6 being constantly nasty too her #this poor woman #okay specific example #her first trip after her introduction (recounted from memory so some details my be wrong)#she and the doctor unknowingly touch a poisonous plant which will kill them slowly and painfully (but fast enough she almost dies by the en #so great they need to find a cure #which is horrendously difficult to find in the best of circumstances #but these aren't the best of circumstances #they get taken hostage pretty quickly and very nearly get executed by firing squad #they get rescued by one of the most unnerving villains i think in the entire show #he creeps on peri constantly #like he gets as close to assaulting her as its possible to depict on tea time telly #and peri can't do anything about it #her life is entirely in this guys hands #like most of the time i find caves of androzani the be so hyperviolent as to be funny #but jesus christ the shit they put peri through in it #anyway by the end she's so ill the doctor has to drag her near lifeless body back to the tardis #gives her the cure and then promptly regenerates #and now peri's nice friendly doctor is uhh tv 6 #bad times: quarters

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pastlivesandpurplepuppets · 2 months ago

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(Aww...Malarkey, our sensitive little guy! ❤)

~ Larry Alexander

Bonus pic 'cause I just wanted pic of Rick as well

#band of brothers #kind of not funny but jeez i don't even know what word i need here to decribe my feeling towards donnie having a bodyguard there #granted i was never into nkotb (except one song that i liked but now for the life of me cannot remember)#so i don't know how big he was and was a bodyguard so necessary #maybe #it's just(word i cannot name)to have all those veterans there who are tough as nails and then there's little wahlberg there witha bodyguard #bill guarnere #frank john hughes #carwood lipton #donnie wahlberg #bull randleman #michael cudlitz #don malarkey #scott grimes #rick gomez #probably none of these pics are from the same event or even from the event the story above talks about #all the credit to whoever took those pics. i found them on pinterest and collaged the hell out of them #Biggest Brother: The Life Of Major Dick Winters The Man Who Led The Band of Brothers

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xxplastic-cubexx · 1 month ago

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Erik @ Juggernaut: Hey I'm your brother's ex, I would like your help in killing him.

the divorce was REALLY messy ok

#snap chats #when the toxic yaoi is toxic !!!!!!!!!!#highkey ive mentioned this before but erik's transition from being An Evil Asshole to being an anti hero is my favorite thing ever #like Magneto (2023) is one of my fave stories Because it encapsulates that best #cause it just erik lookin at all the evil shit he did and him going Why The Fuck Did I Do That and its so fucking funny #like girl why DID you do that. why were you beefin with them kids 😭😭 violent as hell i love him

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whirlpool-blogs · 8 months ago

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Masters of the Air behind-the-scenes

#period clothing + modern items never fails to make me laugh #stalag bucky and gale enjoying some starbucks is iconic FRRR #masters of the air #bucky egan #gale cleven #I need an AU where they take the tunnel in the stalag but it’s actually a wormhole to modern day #and they stumble out into the set of MoTA #and everyone is like Wow they are really staying in character #meanwhile they are desperately trying to figure out where the hell they are and why the B-17’s won’t start up #bonus points for agony when bucky and gale slowly realize that by swapping places with two actors named callum and austin #they’ve basically left two guys in the stalag who don’t have the skills to survive in there #and when barry makes references to funny stories that never happened with Bucky he realized that it’s not his life to live #and that he needs to give his place back to callum #and so despite making it out of the stalag Bucky and Gale agree to go back #sacrificing their freedom so that two strangers they’ve never met (callum and austin) can have their lives back #and holding hands they head back into hell

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themintman · 6 months ago

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Either of these 🙏 they are so funny to me

peepaw's first time seeing light in 20 years give him a sec-

And a photo taken moments before disaster

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bixels · 1 year ago

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On one hand, really funny that they straight up lied. On the other hand, pretty mean that they straight up lied. But on the third hand, I knew they were never doing HL2AIVR.

#i'm not that invested in hlaivr stuff i watched and enjoyed it years ago but was looking forward to today #i did feel disappointed when i skipped forward and realized “oh this is the whole thing ok”#like the gang knew they were flat out lying to people lol they knew they were hyping up the wrong crowd. rude as hell but funny too #but ya hlaivr was fun because it was spontaneous and everyone had shitty mics and it was improv until it wasnt #hard to do that again without like.#good thing i was rewatching bb clips right before this stream.#playing to the crowd #personal #delete later #i do feel like bb stuff is inherently less fun because there's already a huge established story with all the characters so this feels like #an rp au. versus hl where everyone was basically a blank slate to play off of. but hey that's probably intended. no more meow meows

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thatgoddamngingerundercut · 1 month ago

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the most in character thing this man has ever said actually

#bts #min yoongi #of course he had a small orange citrus fruit in his pocket who the hell do you think he is???#the fact that it was a foregone conclusion that he fell is so funny #also i don't know what i like more about this #yoongi's story #hoseok pretending to ride heelys #or jk paying absolute attention to hoseok pretending to ride heelys instead of listening to yoongi's story lmfao #screenshots

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murderenjoyer · 1 month ago

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I'm about to take a silly haha meme too god damn seriously

People who try to "fix" Shane, marry him, and then divorce him because his area is messy and he still likes alcohol and spends full days in bed are ableist. No hyperbole.

"What the fuck do you mean love didn't cure your mental illness? You're in therapy now why aren't you neurotypical yet? You decided to work on your alcoholism why do you not loathe beer completely? What a waste of my time. There's no way I'm sticking with a loser like you, fuck off, get out of my house."

LOVE DOES NOT CURE MENTAL ILLNESS. NO AMOUNT OF LOVE WILL REMOVE CLINICAL DEPRESSION. If it did, people in loving relationships wouldn't kill themselves. People with spouses and children wouldn't kill themselves. People with very close and supportive friends wouldn't kill themselves.

PEOPLE WHO LOVE AND ARE LOVED KILL THEMSELVES ALL THE TIME. LOVE DOES NOT REWIRE THE BRAIN. LOVE DOES NOT FIX CHEMICAL IMBALANCES. CLINICAL DEPRESSION IS A LIFE-LONG ILLNESS IT IS NOT CURED BY SEX OR KISSES OR CUDDLES OR A WEDDING OR BECOMING A PARENT.

You do not have the special magical pussy/cock that will totally rewrite the way a mentally ill person's mind works sorry to break the news to you.

Therapy is not a magical building you walk into crazy and walk out of sane. Therapy cannot totally remove mental illness. The purpose of therapy is not to shoot the patient with a Normalcy Beam and make them sane. That. Is. Not. How. Therapy. Works.

Addiction is a life-long affliction. Once an addict, always an addict. Shane will always be an alcoholic. Forever. For the rest of his life. Working toward sobriety is not the same for everyone. Some people quit cold turkey. Some people traper off. Some people never actually stop using alcohol completely, they just lower their usage to a healthier, manageable level. Just because Shane is working on his addiction, that does not mean the addiction has vanished. He will always have periods of cravings. He will always hold positive memories of his time using, but he chooses every day to not go back to that place because it was harmful to him and the people around him.

If his spouse comes home and hands him a beer, of course he's going to like it. The structure of his brain has been altered by his addiction to make him very much like alcohol. Of course if his spouse gives him a beer, suggesting they're okay with him drinking, suggesting they want him to enjoy something he is addicted to and as such obviously craves, OF COURSE HE IS GOING TO LOVE THE GIFT.

Getting into a relationship with a mentally ill person with the goal of "fixing" them is absolutely vile. You chose him as a project, not as a person. You chose him to stroke your own ego about how awesome and perfect dating you is, not because you cared about him. You chose him because you liked a fictional idealized fantasy of him, not because you saw him as he truly is. You chose him put of pity, not love. Trying to make yourself out to be the magical protagonist who is so special so perfect that you can fuck him sane is so fucking fetishizing and infantalizing.

And then, when you realize your hero complex didn't play out the way you wanted it to, when you realize that being with someone who is mentally sick takes actual work and patience, you abandon him like trash. You call him a disgusting slob who isn't worth your time.

After he trusted you. He opened up to you about feelings that are so personal, so painful, so vulnerable. He truly believes you love and accept him.

And you throw him out on his ass. You tell all your friends he's a slovenly loser. You treat him like trash. The symptoms of his illness become a running joke amongst your friends. You callously reject a person you never respected, never saw as a true and whole person, someone you considered a diy project that you could tackle at your leisure and toss aside when the end result wasn't exactly what you wanted.

I am tired of abandoning Shane for his illness, an illness he's working on but will always suffer, being thrown around as a meme.

It's funny that you took advantage of a mentally ill man? It's funny that he's still suffering? It's funny that the person he truly believed loved and accepted him despite his flaws sneered at him, called him a slob, called him a loser, called him too broken to love, and ejected them from their life without a care in the world?

Thats funny haha hilarious?

I am sick of the aggressive ableism in this fandom around Shane. I am so fucking tired of this fandom pointing and laughing at him as a worthless piece of shit whose very real attempts to improve being pathetic and never enough.

What message do you think you're giving to mentally ill people in the fandom? Telling them that no level of effort is enough to make them worthy of love unless they are immediately perfect and cured and sane in every single way. Telling addicts that if they don't rewire their brain to make themselves loathe their substance, if they have a relapse, they're lying about their journey to sobriety. Telling sick people that their only worth lies in how well they can feed into someone's white knight savior fantasy.

It isn't funny, it isn't cute. It's cruel. It's fetishizing. It's cut and dry ableism.

Stop doing this shit. Stop supporting shit like this. Stop commenting with 800 laughing emojis when someone calls Shane a lost cause.

#stardew valley #sdv shane #leave shane alone!!!#you people dont deserve him!!!#you see a worthless broken lump #you ignore his kindness his warmth his love for chickens the way he gets out of bed to spend time with you even when hes suffering #honestly this fandom makes me fucking sick sometimes #everyone loves to talk about how mental health matters #until you express symptoms of that illness #until youre not a perfect fantasy success story of overcoming illness #go to hell if you think shit like this is funny #go to super hell if youve done shit like this in your game #rambling

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energeticpoltergeist · 27 days ago

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FE Secret Santa (10/10)

Robin(male) for @silversongmsp

My final submission of the year for the @feshippingpolls secret santa event

#fanart #myart #fire emblem #okay checking some things off tag wise just in case #tw gore #tw body horror #tw horror #tw mutilation #tw eye imagery #let me know if theres any i missed and i'll try to add them <:>#or in other words #ask to tag #fe robin #ah the final secret santa i have to make for this year #honestly was expecting the whole thing to go longer for me #not that im complaining it gives me time to finish up my assignments #(although i do find it a lil funni that im prob the reason next time is gonna have a limit of five submissions per person)#i think this one im gonna ramble a bit more then the other ones #because awakening was my first fire emblem game and i have a lot of feelings about it #hell got a lot of feelings about robin as a character too #like dude is really fitting for the story of awakening #destined to destroy the world and be the death of all he loves #really one put in the situation and having knowledge of what you're supposed to be-#-how are you supposed to live if you know it won't last?#is it better to become numb to it all so you won't be heartbroken?#or let yourself have a bleeding heart knowing there isn't anything you can do about it?#defying destiny has always been a trope i love especially in the context of un-dooming the narrative #yes the future was saved but so was somebody destined to destroy it #i just think that's really cool #and whether you view the relationship between Chrom and Robin as romantic or platonic or any other option

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