#King boo headcannon

[alelathedragon]

Silly KB ask thing

NOW THE FLOWER FOLK FAAALL

Hear our wonderous voices sing!!!/ref

I should make a big ol Ask Blog picture and officially open it up here too- but yeh i do silly KingBoo ask pictures and he might have gotten Bowser's Rage Stage stuck in his head but wont admit it

[marinerainbow]

Since you asked me about my Mario au tell me about yours!!!!

Thank you so much for asking me!!!

Hum... Well, my AU is nowhere NEAR yours or anybody level of awesome. But I hope you still like this! ^^

So, to begin, I do want to pinpoint that I do believe in MatPats theory that Rosalina is the daughter of Luigi and Peach. I know that MatPat has a reputation of WAY overthinking things, and I don't agree with all of his theories, but I like this one. And the reason, as he also put in his video, for how Rosalina can be the same age as Peach, how Peach can be alive even though Rosalina's mother is dead, and why she would choose Luigi over Mario, is because the Mario Universe's galaxy basically resets itself every 100 years with various differences; Rosalina is from a previous cycle of the galaxy, and since now she's a part of the ship and with the lumas, she is nearly immortal.

The reason I took the time to get into that theory is that I applied that to my AU. The galaxy resets itself every 100 years or so with little differences here and there, hence the various inconsistencies throughout the Mario Franchise. (This is partially so I can have the excuse to have multiple Mario AU's and just claim it's another galaxy cycle 😅 but also because I genuinely think this is cool ^^) for now, we'll talk about the current galexy cycle. Or at least my version of it.

Since there is SOOOO much to dissect in the Mario universe, I'll try to cover a little bit of everybody. Or at least the main crew. If you want individual headcannons, feel free to ask! ^^ I'm gonna do this in bullet points since I feel that format will be better for this.

The World

Even though Rosalina states 100 years as the galaxy's cycle time in Super Mario Galexy, I'm gonna stretch this too... 1,000 years, at least. Because think about it; one century isn't as long as you may think. Peach, Mario, Daisy and Luigi can all be born and grow old to be 100, and maybe not even die considering the oldest person alive is 117 years old, a whole new galexy is supposed to be born within one or two generations?? It doesn't exactly sit right with me tbh. So even though it's explicitly stated in the Mario canon... I'm gonna toss that out the window for my AU 😅😅😅

I know that the Mario TV shows are considered non-canon, but I do draw inspiration from them; in the sense that in this cycle at least, Mario and Luigi did originate from Brooklyn and accidentally found a magic pipe that took them to the world of the Mushroom Kingdom. Mario and Luigi, after getting over the initial panic, decided to lay low and continue their jobs as plumbers in this strange world while trying to find a way to get back home (as plumbers, they can get closer to pipes anywhere and can easier find a pipe that can take them home). It wasn't until that they witnessed Bowser kidnapping Peach while fixing the pipes of her castle that they were promoted to heros.

Speaking of Princess Peach's World, everything is bigger here. Like, everything. From the plants, the wildlife, the coins, and even the people. That's why we have gold coins as big as Mario's head, and why Bowser Jr., a b a b y, is half his size. I headcannon Luigi to be 6'2 and Mario to be 5'3, which although is still small for the average man... Princess Peach is 7'3. Yeah. Which compared to Bowser, that's still small. They truly are the land of giants. Toads are considered some of the smallest inhabitants of this world, as well as other characters such as Fawful. (I heard that Nintendo made Mario's official height to be 5'1, which would make the other characters a more reasonable size when you do the math... But this is a different cycle of the galexy (*cough* my personal AU) so XD)

From now on, I'm gonna refer to the world as The Strangelands. This is the world as a whole, not one specific land like The Darklands or The Mushroom Kingdom. They have their own separate space and galexy from us, hence why we aren't affected by the galaxy rebirth. The land where the fairies of 3D world come from, however, is also a separate universe from the Strangelands, and that's part of why their pipes are transparent rather than green. Ever since Mario and Friends and Bowser discovered the land of the fairies, it's become more accessible... And yet Mario and Luigi still can't find a pipe back to their world 🥲

Building up on that; the boos are a separate entity from ghosts. We see in Luigi's Mansion both boos and ghosts of various shapes and sizes. The boos have never been alive, or at least not as humans or toads or anything. They are the natural born citizens of the Strangelands' underworld- or rather, The Underlands, as they are called in this universe. It's where you go when you die regardless of the kind of person you were in the Strangelands, and King Boo rules over the afterlife. He sets up haunted mansions up in the land of the living both for fun and to 'recruit' more ghosts... Since boos are aggressive towards Mario and Friends when they enter the houses, use your imagination on what this recruitment process entails.

Peach, the Toads, and the Mushroom Kingdom

I'm gonna say that for my AU, Peach is an adopted Strangelands human of the Mushroom King and Queen. For whatever reason, they couldn't produce an heir, but found Peach when she was a baby. That's why Peach looks different from the toads.

The clothes and building materials of the Mushroom Kingdom are made from the fibers of the kingdoms own mushrooms and toadstools. It allows the clothes to grow back when they get torn or something, and the houses and buildings can easily recover from an invasion (afterall, we were able to create bricks out of fungal mycelium that can literally grow. Why not have the same be true for the toads?) The clothes are also pretty soft despite not being cotton, silk, or anything of the like. Which is why Kamek and Luigi canonically love Peach's dress... And also it's because her fashion is on point.

As we know, Peach is becoming bigger than just a damsel in distress. In my AU, Peach took a vow of pacifism when she took the throne, believing that that was the true path. However, the more that Bowser kidnaps her and the more threats that she encounters, Peach has been starting to get tired of it and learning how to defend herself with Daisy as her mentor. She's still the sweet, kindhearted princess and would rather avoid conflict. But she's not afraid to fight some koopas anymore. (Bowser thinks it's hot-)

According to the original games' manual, the goombas were traitorous toads of the Mushroom Kingdom. The reason why they look so different from the toads is because the magic in the Darklands corrupted their forms, making them closer resemble the very fungai of their former home.

The Mario Kart and sports games take place in the far future, when Peach and Bowser are finally on peaceful relations like she had always hoped. She now always invites him and his family to the tournaments. It took a while for the toads to trust him, considering his reputation, but in good time, he was accepted in the Mushroom Kingdom again ^^ in fact, Iggy helped invent the gravity defying wheels we see in Mario Kart 8.

Bowser, the Koopa Kids, and The Darklands

Toadsworth and his wife, the grandma toad in Mario RPG, are basically the Kameks of the Mushroom Kingdom; being Peach's advisors and teaching her what magic they know. Granted, their magic is more light than Kamek's, but it was how Peach was able to change her citizens back to normal after Bowser turned them into bricks, stones, and horsetail plants in the first game/kidnapping.

Speaking of horsetail plants; they are considered illegal in the Mushroom Kingdom with how deadly they are to the citizens. They can make a toad gravely ill just by being near them, and is the most effective poison against a toad, being able to kill them in mere minutes after consumption. And, with various things in the kingdom being made of mushrooms, the horsetail plants can also potentially destroy the very foundation of the city. Bowser intended on taking the mushrooms of the kingdom and turned some of the citizens into the plants to keep any potential survivors away from the princess, and once he took full control he would turn the toads that were bricks and stones back to normal since they know how to create these mycelium inbued buildings.

Mushrooms in real life can boost plants' immune systems and even defend them when they are connected to their 'shroom network. The same applies to the mushrooms of the kingdom. In fact, because these are magical mushrooms, it makes Peach's Kingdom not only the healthiest, lushest and most colorful place in the Strangelands, but it also means her land is the most valuable for agriculture. Not only could you grow whatever you want in the kingdom's soil, but it can also thrive. If the Mushroom Kingdom was in charge of our farming, we would have so much produce we wouldn't know what to do with it! Those $6 boxes of strawberries could go down to as little as 50 cents! No wonder people are constantly invading Peach's kingdom!

The initial reason why Bowser kidnaps Peach in the first place was A) part of his plan to conquer and rule all of the Strangelands, and B) because her lands' mushrooms are valuable for the reasons I stated above and then some. However, at some point, he fell in love with the princess in pink and his kidnappings became less hostile (as in, unlike the first time, he'll leave the toads alone for the most part. He'll still cause destruction, but he doesn't go out of his way to kill anyone. Except the Mario brothers since they are constantly in his way and wrecking his plans). He wants to court Peach, but after the first time, he's pretty certain that she only sees him as a monster. So he thinks that the only way to get her to even look his way, let alone get her to talk to him, is by force. But as we see in the Super Mario Wonder promotion video, we see Bowser is starting to try more gentler tactics of charming Peach when he offers her flowers. It doesn't excuse his actions, but my version of Bowser just wants Peach to love him back.

He does love Peach for her, but he also gained memories of a past incarnation of the galexy where they were genuinely in love. He's not sure how these memories exist, or why they only came to mind when he first met Peach, but it did spur him to find answers, and that led to his falling for the princess (in this world, there are only a few characters who remember their pasts lives. Kamek is one of them, and he used an experimental spell to jog Bowsers memory, and later on the koopalings and Junior once he perfected the spell. And that's how Junior knows that Peach isn't his mama without her or Bowser telling him otherwise. But he and the koopalings still want her to be their mother)

The reason why we see so many dry koopas in the darklands is because the darklands are the closest connection to the underworld. Like you're more likely to find a pipe to the underworld in Bowsers castle than in Sarasaland or sonething. That's also part of why Bowser and King Boo have developed an alliance. Boo has taught Bowser the secret of his paintings, hence Super Mario 64, and provides him a way to utilize his citizens who have passed away. In return, Bowser agreed to allow King Boo reign over part of the Stranfelans whenever he takes over. As long as each of his kids still get their own kingdoms.

Speaking of the Koopalings; kamek only casted the spell on them after their own first encounter with Peach. The kids were confused as to why Bowser would go to such lengths for Peach, but when they got to interact with her, she was... Actually, very nice to them. Almost maternal. Peach couldn't believe Bowser had children and was even afraid for them, considering she's only seen his tyrannical side. For the brief time she interacted with them, she expressed concern and care for their wellbeing and even got to play with some of them like Lemmy, before Mario rescued her. That was enough to convince the Koopalings they needed Peach in their lives, but once they got to remember the past cycle where she was their mother, they really started to get involved in Bowsers schemes to get her back... Even if they are exasperated with him not just talking with her 😅

Wendy: Dad, trust me. Us girls love it when a guy just walks up to us and tells us how we feel! You need to try it!

Bowser: Hm... Maybe-

Bowser: Wait! Have there been boys talking to you, Wendy!?

Wendy: -_- Dad, if there were, Roy would have beaten them up by now.

Bowser: Well, as your father, I need to get a beating in myself! Where are they!?

Wendy: *facepalms*

Edit: I originally said that Bowser requested Kamek to jog his children's memories, but I realized the plothole in that; if he knew that the kids knew that Peach was only their mother in a past life, why did he look so guilty, shocked, and was almost crying when Junior confessed to him that he knew Peach wasn't really his mama? So I fixed it, and Kamek did it on the koopalings request instead, when they snuck in his lab and read his notes on this whole thing. Bowser only finds out later. (Also, Bowser up above is threatening to beat up the hypothetical boys that talked to Wendy not only because he's protective, but because he figured out she's a lesbian and isn't tolerating some guy putting the moves on her. Wendy hasn't told him yet, he's just waiting for her to come out if at all. He's intense, but he's got the spirit.)

In this galexy cycle, Bowser birthed Junior himself (I saw a headcannon floating around that koopas can reproduce with another, or by themselves, and I love that ^^), but adopted the koopalings in different times. Ludwig came first, followed closely by Iggy. Larry. Mortan. Roy and Wendy were adopted around the same time. And finally Lemmy. Junior was born a little before Roy and Wendy came into the picture, and has very vague memories of first being introduced to Lemmy. Other than that, as far as he's aware, his siblings have been with him from the beginning.

As for the Koopalings' ages, I do mostly agree with the mainly agreed census that their order of appearance in Super Mario Bros 3 is indicating their ages; Ludwig, Lemmy, Roy, Iggy, Wendy, Mortan, and Larry... I say I mostly agree with this because I actually headcannon Lemmy to be the youngest of them all next to Junior. Just- LOOK AT HIM!? He's so baby!! I know, he could very easily just be immature and short for his age... But he is the true baby of the Koopalings in my heart.

Rosalina and the Lumas

As for Kamek, he's been working on this memory spell for some time. The past... 50 or so galexy cycles, in fact. It's only before the lumas sacrificed themselves in SMG that he finally cracked it, after experimenting on himself and other koopas (one cycle, he even accidentally wiped all of his memories and had amnesia for the rest of his life. Fortunately, he had all of his memories back in the next cycle and made a mental note not to do what he did to cause that again 😅)

As stated above, Rosalina is from a previous cycle where she was Peach's and Luigi's daughter. It did take her some tie to get used to witnessing new timeliness where her mother fell in love with Mario instead, or stayed single. Bowser being her mothers love interst especially threw her off. Though, because of that, she has developed a tiny sense of a big sister role with Junior and the Koopalings. It grew when she got to meet and interact with them in Mario Kart, though she keeps her secrets from them; they don't know that she's technically their sister from another timeline.

By the end of Super Mario Galexy, Rosalina has made her presence known to the cast, and has decided to be more hands on from now on as her role of watcher of the galexy. She comes to the Strangelands to physically check in more often, and that allowed Peach to invite her to the kingdoms events. Rosalina hasn't told Peach of her true identity, though the princess does feel a strange, maternal warmth towards her that she can't explain.

The reason why Rosalina and the lumas were so involved in SMG was because of the black hole. It was unexpected, and they stepped in hoping to help Mario stop it, but he couldn't. That's why the lumas sacrificed themselves to emergency reset the whole galexy before it's scheduled time. It's because of that emergency cycle that the cast are still around rather than being reborn as their ancestors and clearly remember everything.

Just because Rosalina has accepted her role as watcher of the galexy, doesn't mean she's too happy about it. I mean, she has to watch her family who don't even remember her continue on with different lives every 1,000 years, and is unable to communicate to them who she really is... I think Rosalina might have even developed depression at some point. She loves the lumas, but she still wishes she can truly be with her family. Even if they aren't her family anymore.

After the events of Galexy, Kamek wants to find Rosalina and figure out what the hell is going on. He remembers past lives, but doesn't know how it's even possible. But he knows Rosalina has to know, and he wants answers. He's also hoping to find a way to get everyone to remember their pasts for his own reasons. But since Rosalina lives in a spaceship, it's kind of hard to accomplish that... But hey, with the strange stoic women being invited to the Go Karting tournaments, as well as the koopas, it gives our favorite wizard a chance to finally confront Rosalina...

This is all I have so far, aside from character headcannons. I also have my own original concepts and characters. You know Princess Boolina (the poll is still going, but I'm gonna refer to her as Boolina since that's the winning name), as well as a kingdom of music with a king, queen, princess, and prince. I'm not sure if I'll develop the second one more. It depends on whether or not people would be interested and if I can figure out how to fit them in the Mario world. But I hope you like this AU! It may change as I develop it more ^^

Part of the need for the emergency reset was also because of people like Kamek trying to change the course of this cycle. In this iteration, or at least the one before the lumas sacrificed themselves, Peach was supposed to end up with Mario, but thanks to Kamek, Bowser kept getting in the way and trying his way of courting her and getting her back rather than letting this cycle run its course, to the point where he made up his own universe and caused the events leading up to the blackhole consuming everything just to have his love back. After these events, Rosalina has decided that she should keep a better eye on Bowser and Kamek in particular...

[perch-the-cat]

I just put my headcanon voice for King Boo into a accent detector (I have an American accent like most Americans) and it said it was New Zealand accent.

BUT WHEN I PUT MY MARIO IMPRESSION IN IT SAID IT WAS SCOTTISH! 💀

[chris498cc12]

Happy Friday the 13th!! ^^

First off, yes, I'm in the lmk Fandom and what I have for you today my lovely butterflies is a male demon y/n x mk headcannons! ^^

Male y/n is going to have ghost like abilities like going through walls and being invisible and stuff oh and possessing people, basically normal ghost shit though you're a demon, the "Phantom ghost" is what your title is. Anyway, let's get started!! ^^

When you first met mk you were scaring people and possessing people for the fucks of it cause you got bored of sitting in your dark spooky castle all the damn time so you decided to have fun and cause chaos, but of course as the hero mk is he stopped you though he didn't really have to fight you cause uhhh you found how cute the boy was. You never really spoken to people nor fell in love, so you never thought you would love dudes, but here you are simping over the Monkey kid himself. You simply stopped your chaos and just started to mess with him and maybe get his number~ ^^

You love scaring the shit out of mk. He has the most funnest reactions when you scar him he hates it when you do it, but you love it, and you laugh your ass off every time lol

You found out the hard way that you hate eye contact like A LOT, especially from mk. Well, it's not like you hate it like when you stare at everyone else, it's more of you just get flustered hella fast, and cover your face up. He doesn't understand which does not help, and you push his face away every time you can which confuses him even more. (You can see your basically like ghosts from Mario lol-)

You love to kiss his hand 💕

It gets him all flustered and shit and you love it~ ❤️ he especially gets flustered when you do a bow and kiss his hand it literally kills him everytime

You also love giving him gifts! ^^ he isn't the richest, but he'll give you gifts when he can and you love every single one of them despite you being able to go get it and or steal it- yourself

Surprisingly, he was the one to confess to you. You quote on quote jokingly told him you loved him at times, but he was never sure if you were serious, and he never thought he would like dudes either- (guess you find out new things everyday) he tried making it special in a way like confessing to you when the sun is rising since your ghost like colored eyes always slightly glow and he loves it ❤️ but when you do get together you start teasing him even more ^^

Heh top ghost energy- 👻

[sohannabarberaesque]

Fresh Hanna-Barbera headcannons galore

We'd be curious in knowing how exactly Goober (as per Goober and the Ghost Chasers) disappears when ghosts are in close proximity, even where Ted's Patent Sceptre Detector is inconclusive in so spotting.

Could you picture The Three Lions (as in Lippy the Lion, Drooper from The Banana Splits and The King from Heyyy, It's The King!) going on quite the road trip where leonine curiosity prevails, including a taster of the diving experience?

So which exactly would be Yukayuka's favourite part of the Johnston Smith novelties catalogues that he's collecting?

I could just imagine a Wait Till Your Father Gets Home video which demonstrates sleep disorders and issues from the standpoint of Harry Boyle, the paterfamilias of that particular series, in the vein of numerous educational filmstrips which 3400 Cahuenga produced but aimed at the broader audience of such where sleep issues may be common. (Including a scene where Harry has an overnight sleep disorder evaluation, followed by having to adopt CPAP therapy.)

So what exactly motivates Yogi Bear into plundering the picnic baskets of Jellystone Park visitors and consuming their contents over the concerns of Boo-Boo and Ranger Smith? Or, for that matter, how was it possible for the Hair Bear Bunch, back at the Wonderland Zoo, to redo their den exhibit into a swinging early-'70's stylee batchelor pad most advanced, Jetsons-like even, even down to a Murphy bed activated by a hidden floor kickplate?

As suggested previously, Reddy adopted Ruff by way of a Humane Society rescue of a notoriously awful cat-breeding facility which had been raided and shut down ... yet then again, you wonder how the synergy manages to work out in their numerous adventures and escapades.

[xoxoskai]

ELIAVA HEADCANNONS

May 2024 is too far, and the delusion preservation is imperative.

Eli listens to classical music just for Ava.

Ava sometimes sneaks into the library at the King's mansion just to swipe a book or two that she may have seen Eli reading. Other times, she bribes Creighton.

Eli is practically adopted by Silver the moment Elsa reveals his little crush (privately, of course) on her daughter. It does not stop Cole from throwing jabs at him whenever he comes over to hang out with Aunt Silver and to spy on his girl.

During their childhood, they've been locked together by their friends/siblings/cousins in the same room/closet plenty of times.

As a sign of rebellion against her parents, Ava once dyes her entire hair pink. The mortification hits her soon after and she refuses to talk to anyone until one text, one silent drive to the salon later she's sharing her snickers bar with Eli as a form of thanks.

Eli always leaves an anonymous bouquet of pink roses (her favorite) for Ava before her recitals in her dressing room. It's the only sign that he attends her recitals at all (Eli has attended every single one of them).

Whenever Eli goes AWOL, only Ava knows he's hiding in the library in a dark nook that has space behind the shelf just enough for two people. Sometimes, she joins him. Other times, she lays her head against his shoulder as he reads in the quiet.

All the teasing garnered from her friends due to Eli's attention suddenly stops one day. Becomes more...cautious.

Eli swears he had nothing to do with it and that he would never threaten them (he's lying, he nearly makes Remi cry).

Ava, like her mom, also writes journals where a lot of pages have Eli's name written, circled, crossed and scribbled out.

For prom, RES hosts a masquerade theme but every single boy in the school is terrified to ask Ava to prom. Glyndon decides to go without a date as well and Cecily flies in to join them. Both friends pretend not to notice Ava dancing with a masked stranger on the dancefloor at midnight.

Eli never stays longer than five minutes at any of Ava's birthdays/sometimes she never finds him at all, but she always finds his gifts in her room.

Ava has a jersey with Eli's number on it that Cole secretly swipes out of her closet to burn but gets caught by Silver.

Ariella is Eli's partner-in-crime.

After Eli leaves for University, Ava shows up at the King's mansion under the pretense of hanging out with Elsa but it's just to sneak into Eli's room and look at all his awards and trophies longingly she does not miss him.

When they finally start dating, they are met with long-suffering sighs, "finally"'s and "took you guys forever."

Ava drops little hints of herself wherever she can find a place for it. Scrunchie on his gearshift. Perfume bottle on his desk. "Accidental" kiss mark on his collar. Her ring on a chain around his neck.

Ava makes Eli watch all the chick-flicks she can because she's appalled when she finds out he hasn't watched Mean Girls.

"BOo, yoU wHoRE" - Remi says, sitting next to Cecy, Glyn, Annika and Ava wearing a facemask matching theirs.

The moment Cole opens the door to see his daughter and King's spawn standing together, hand-in-hand, the first thing he says is "No"

And it's final, too. No amount of convincing from both Silver and Ava seems to work.

When he finally comes around and they all sit down for dinner, they have a "Daddy, can you pass the salt?" moment after which Eli is chased out of the house by Cole and his gün.

Eli sneaks in thru the balcony into Ava's room anyway. Both Ariella and Silver know and choose not to tell Cole.

Eli's only saving grace with Cole is that Eli would kilI for his daughter or die trying and Cole wouldn't want any man willing to give anything lesser for his Ava.

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Part two?

[no-see-um-incorrect]

My Yuurivoice headcannons, because I said so 

: after he gets on his feet and starts figuring out what he wants to do….. what if Charlie start studying to become an EMT (with Caspers full support obviously)

: Auron is a body worship king. You cannot tell me otherwise. 

: alphonse and Boo check out Seth together. Like he’ll be working on his motorcycle and they’re just standing there… staring… admiring the site 

: Finn really wants to keep bees  but he knows that sunflower is scared of bees

….so sad…no bees for Finn☹️

: Lucian’s favorite YouTube series is binging with Babbish 

: Seth loves to get up early make some coffee and snuggle up on the couch watching law and order SVU. Growing up watching the crime dramas with his mom is one of the only pleasant memories he has (projecting)

: Alphonse has AUDHD.  And when boo described it to him, his first thought was 

“is that why my Ma always called me special growing up?!” (projecting)

: Finn is really strong… like close to Auron Strong. (do you know how heavy bags of soil are?! Man’s got secret muscles)

: Faust keeps a bunch of unsent letters he wrote to Auron and his stepmom

: Seth really wants to dye his hair but he can’t even begin to figure out how or what color 

: JACK (I miss him) and Finn met when they were younger  and Finn used to visit the city with his grandma. (long distance BFF)

: Seth has the tism so for Fourth of July when they were watching the fireworks on the porch, Alphonse was sitting behind him and covering his ears 

: Lucian’s favorite Disney movie is Lilo and stitch

I will make more if y’all want  

[minty364]

DPXDC Prompt #30

It’s been a while since they had a moment of calm in the Wayne household. Danny and Damian found themselves sitting on the U shaped couch talking,

“You mentioned before going into the Video Game Doomed, have you tried it with other games? Or tried it with a companion?” Damian asked.

Danny considers the question before shaking his head… the two try it and it works

From here you can really throw them into any game you choose, but I headcannon that Danny would absolutely pick something horror or ghost themed. They wind up in Luigi’s Mansion, Damian playing the part of Luigi frustrated with trying to get his brother back, while Danny argues with King Boo,

“I’m technically half ghost, doesn’t keeping me here technically goes against your whole thing here?”

Danny knows he’s being a pain but he doesn’t really care.

[badomensgoodomens]

BIRTHDAY WORD VOMIT - Noah Sebastian

happy birthday king!!!

(whoever came up with the term word vomit ily)

To celebrate the kings birthday heres some headcannons/word vomit about your birthday plans.

I would say hes pretty nonchalant about his birthday, you know, because it falls on halloween and just inconveniences him. You however, LOVE halloween AND noah so its the best of both worlds.

You greet him in the morning with coffee and little ghost pancakes. A goofy grin slung across his face, pressing a soft kiss to your forehead. He told you not to go all out, but how could you not? You sit next to him, just spending the morning in bed.

The morning progresses slow, just soaking in eachothers presence.

After finally dragging him out of bed, you give him his presents. You opted for a ‘boo basket’ and some other gifts. They consisted of games hes wanted, new shoes, money, and even a new necklace. AND SOME TAILORED PANTS TO WEAR ON STAGE.

You guys share a heartfelt lunch with the boys at a shitty restaurant, before being separated by the boys.

Noah is confused, but folio and matt entertain him with games.

Jolly and nicholas help you get ready, blow drying your hair and ironing your dress.

Folio and matt SCRAMBLE to get noah ready, (whos still utterly confused) because their dumb asses forgot about the reservation you made.

Nicholas and jolly hype you up, reminding you how much noah truly loved you.

Matt practically leaves noah at your front door, who knocks.

You answer, having been on so many dates with noah before, he still gave you butterflies. .

“I uhh… matt bought these roses not me.. I know you like sunflowers more.” he says, taking in your appearance. You laugh. “Its your birthday, not mine.” you take the flowers off him, handing them off to jolly. He pulls you into a hug, pressing a soft kiss to your temple.

“Right, get your ass in the car, we've got a reservation.”

Its about a 30 minute drive east, the sun slowly setting. You walk hand in hand into the restaurant you had your first date in.

“I had a feeling you’d bring me here.” he hums, taking a sip of whiskey. You smile, looking up at him.

“Happy birthday, my love.” you smile, sharing a small dessert together. He helps you to your feet in your heels, before kneeling down on one knee.

You almost cry.

“Will you marry me?”

Hes so unbelievably anxious as he splutters those words, his suit feeling awfully tight.

You nod like a crazy person, jumping into his arms.

“Halloween, birthday and engagement anniversary all in one day? You’re quite the cheapskate.”

You may have accidentally broke your bedframe that night, but it was all worth it xoxo

(until ur pushing a baby out)

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i have released part one of 'riffs and regrets' an angsty love story im sure youve read a thousand times on this app lol. please go check it out!! its my first ever chapter like structure and longterm story. cheers to drama and ollies fast typing.

[anotherwalnut]

King boo probably

I headcannon King boo to be the adoptive father of every boo from boolossus

[alelathedragon]

Possesed Bowser

I REEEEEEEALLY LOVE KING BOO if that wasn't obvious enough. I saw @kerrtesy make a thing , King Boo's final Gambit . Spirit Tracks lookin ass and I LOVE IT!!!!!

KB would totally kick Bowser outta his own body for his use lol. And I wanted to throw my hand at giving a sketch of what I think that would look like, I hope you enjoy @kerrtesy !!!! Even if this doodle is tiny and on lined paper lmao

I really enjoy your thingy!

Possesed Bowser has a protective Neck Brace connected to an armour plate that goes over his scales. Its a thin piece of armour so he can still retract into his shell, however this entire thing is to keep his Head on his body.

King Boo remembers his Puppet Bowser from the first game and sees how his possesion effects Bowser's real body: aka parts of the koopa's body becoming ghastly and able to detatch. So KB out of total parranoa strapped this chestplate to Bowser's body. (And hey, it ended up being a good idea. So Luigi would have a harder time nocking the Koopa onto his back and would have to find another way to get to the spector, not expecting Bowser's ghost to be coaperative enough to work with the green bean lol)

The amrour has spikes that can go in and out for accesablility, it also has a little Boo shaped lock! Because how would Luigi have anything that resembles a Boo in this fight between them? Genious!

Bowser's body reacts strangly to King Boo possesing him, the body is in half of a stage of panic wanting to Revive Bowser from the inside out (like we see in Inside Story) but at the same time, his body is alive??? His body kinda freaking out. Which is annoying to the spector because if he can't convince the body that it is Fine. Then he'll have a sudden growth sprout lmao. Smack his head into the ceiling and break something while in the middle of trying to plot evily, bro wont be able to get anything done if he just outgrows it and breaks it everytime (bc remember, revived Bowser becomes a Kaiju)

KB would work around it ofc, bc Kaiju Bowser would be very useful! Step on Luigi and kill him. EZ.... Right?

Bowser's arms are ghastly and stretch out all spooky like yeehaw. The bottom half of his legs are also ghastly which makes it easier for KB to traverse the big boy's body places or phaze through floors a little bit as a treat.

Reach through floors or train karts to try and bitch slap Luigi

[marinerainbow]

Ok, listen. I know that there is so much potential for angst in the royal koopa family, and I love what people have done with them! Bowser favoring his only blood son and spurring resentment within the Koopalings. Ludwig and Junior having a rivalry- especially in regards to the throne. All the kids feel neglected because of their dad's emotional blockage and him focusing on taking over the world instead of family, etc. I truly love what people can do with all this royal drama and angst potential!! I want to write novelizations of some of your guys' adaptations of the koopalings + Junior and Bowser!!!

(Long post that's a positive rant incoming/my headcannons of the Koopa Royal Family incoming)

... but after watching the Mario movie, seeing the old Nintendo Power comics, and getting back into Mario, I caN'T HEADCANNON BOWSER BEING A BAD DAD OR THE KOOPA KIDS BEING MISERABLE WITH HIM! 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 YOU'RE TELLING ME THAT THE SAME GUY WHO ANNOUNCED TO HIS WHOLE KOOPA ARMY THAT HE WAS GOING TO PROPOSE TO PEACH, THE SAME GUY WHO WROTE A WHOLE ASS LOVE SONG FOR THE PRINCESS, THE SAME GUY WHO PLAYED GOLF WITH MARIO, WOULDN'T SET HIS WHOLE KINGDOM ON FIRE FOR ALL OF HIS BABIES!?!?

Don't get me wrong, he definitely has anger issues, and I believe in MatPats Bowser's backstory theory. I'm certain there have been plenty of instances he messed up as a dad. And having a bunch of kids, sometimes some of them slip his attention- at least the first year or so when he first had them and was learning how to Dad. But I'm telling ya'll, if my Bowser ever heard any one of his kids, from his eldest Ludwig or his only darling daughter Wendy or his baby son Junior, were feeling any sort of bad, he'd be like "Oh Hell no!" And take that child out one-on-one and give them lots of love, lots of assurance, and set fire to any fool who tried to tell him that they aren't really his kid.

One time, Bowser got so mad and roared within Lemmy's presence and made the baby boy cry. To this day, after he's long made up for it, Bowser still feels so guilty and heartbroken that he did that and has vowed himself to never let himself get that angry around his kids again... Unless when it came to Mario because they know in that instance, his fury isn't directed at them.

THIS IS THE SAME GUY WHO, EVEN THOUGH BOWSER JUNIOR DISOBEYED THE SCREEN TIME ALERT IN THAT NINTENDO SWITCH PARENTAL CONTROLS VIDEO, HE HESITATED TO SHUT OFF THE CONSOLE BECAUSE HE DIDN'T WANT HIS SON DEVASTATED!!! And- And we see in Bowsers head, he imagined Junior to be sad and heartbroken! Junior is still a baby, and he's a little spoiled, so more than likely, he would have thrown a tantrum if Bowser had switched the console off. But BOWSER DIDN'T HESITATE NOT BECAUSE OF THE HEADACHE A TANTRUM WOULD CAUSE, BUT BECAUSE HE DIDN'T WANT TO BREAK HIS SONS HEART! I CAN'T EVEN 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

I'll take it this far; you guys wanna know what my headcannon on who is Bowsers' successor? Well, in my headcannon, when he adopted the koopalings and had Junior, he knew it was going to be an issue. And he loved ALL of his kids so much, he didn't want to have to choose between any of them! The rest would hate him and the chosen one! All of his babies would start fighting! So what is a koopa king to do? 🤔🤔🤔 well, as we see in Super Mario Wii and in Super Mario Bros 3, he lets his kids run the world's he takes over! They all have their individual world/kingdom to rule!!! He makes sure that A L L of his kids get to be kings and a queen! Until Mario ruins it all saves the day. If Bowser had his way, the whole world would really be family run instead of just Bowser run.

Again, I must emphasize how much I absolutely ADORE everyone else's depictions of the royal koopa family. One of my favorites is Tyrranux's dark Mario AU that I found on Deviantart years ago, and one of my favorite blogs for the koopalings asktehkoopz shows a much-more-wholesome-but-still-angsty depiction of the family. This post is not AT ALL intended to bring you guys down! This post is to show you guys how weak I am compared to you. I love angst and dark themes, but... I CAN'T do it with the koopa family! They are wholesome and loving while attempting to take over the world in my headcannon 🥺🥺🥺🥺

So, tldr; in my headcannon, outside of invading kingdoms and kidnapping princesses every other week, Bowser is a loving, emotional, a bit goofy, not so great at disciplining his kids unless it's really bad like when Bowser Jr. Turned him into a monster in Bowsers Fury, dad who would blow up his whole kingdom if any of his kids got hurt.

[im-not-a-l0ser]

Mario Kart 8 Deluxe Headcannons

Okay, I just posted about this, but that was from memory and I've since looked at the roster and I'm gonna list who I think everyone would main/prefer.

Ruth: Pauline, Rosalina, Link

Richie: Dry Bones, Shy Guy, Yoshi (classic)

Pete: Waluigi, Baby Luigi, Tunuki Mario

Steph: Dry Bowser, King Boo, Inkling (specifically the cyan one)

Grace: Princess Peach, Todette, Baby Daisy

Max: Lakitu, Bowser, Donkey Kong

Bonus: Sometimes Ruth, Richie and Pete will play as Peach, Rosalina and Daisy respectively.

I'll just be doing one for the following, because I'm doing them just for fun.

Jason: Lemmy

Kyle: Metal Mario (silver)

Brenda: Rosilina

Stacy: Pink Gold Peach

Trevor: Villager Boy

Rudolph: Yoshi (light blue)

Caitlyn: Baby Peach

[jessadamsdraws]

Some headcannon/ ideas for a Luigis mansion movie.

(Many of these ideas I'm planning to use for my luigis mansion fic once I'm done playing the 1st game)

In the beginning we will see luigi living / adjusting to the mushroom kingdom with mario. The events will kinda be like how he's in the mario and luigi games. The toads / Citizens of the kingdom treating luigi as non important. The only exception is our toad (the one with the backpack) who treats him with respect. After all that's his best friends brother after.

I'd imagine luigi is a booksmart kind of person while Mario is streetsmart. So it makes sense that luigi would do a bunch of research on this new world they now live in. His big thing being the power-ups. I'd imagine that he would cling on to them cause of his Insecurities about his abilities. I mean did you see him with that star power-up. It was amazing.

The turning point will be Mario gets summoned to a meeting by princess peach's order by a toad guard however that toad guard will be like "she only summoned Mario not you greenie" which Mario does get upset about but luigi being luigi says he doesn't mind saying back saying he's got stuff to do.

This will be when he gets the letter about the mansion. He dismisses it cause it's kinda sus.

At the meeting peach is confused as why luigi isn't there. Trues out its a misunderstanding. She ment for both to come but the toad though she ment only mario.

At the meeting she talks bout king boo taking over more land ever since bowser was Defeated. I also like to imagine Mario can't help but laughing after hearing king boo's name. Like he can't take the name boo seriously while all the toad and the peach are scared.

Cutting back to luigi he goes into town and buys things they need and over hears a conversation and causes luigis self confidence to Plummet.

The toads saying that Mario is stuck with a weak brother like him. That they feel sorry for mario.

But the gut punch is that they say that marios a hero and so may see that he doesn't need luigi anymore.

This cause luigi to act on Impulse. Because usually luigi is a planner however the conversation he heard made him spiral. So, he packs a bunch of powers-ups into a bag and graps the map and sets out.

Mario will just miss his bro leaving and sees the letter saying luigi won a mansion and he sees how sent it. King boo Territory. Mario leaves the house in a Frantic state knowing his brother is walking into a trap.

Here's the twist though. Luigi is not good with maps. This is why in the 1st movie Mario is driving cause luigi has a poor sense of direction. So luigi gets lost on the way to the warp pipe that will lead To the Mansion.

This is to explain why Mario gets to the mansion 1st and not luigi. It will also explain why he passes professor e gadd Without stopping to say hello.

There is more but this is the idea so far

May do a part 2

[poisonioushearts]

Hiiii, I saw that you write for Dislyte and I wanted to ask if you could write general relationship headcanons for Yamato? Sorry if it's against the request rules in any way and thank in advance :)

GRAB YOUR PLATES AND SILVERWARE, YAMATO FOOD IS HERE

This is not that long... I swear I'm not obsessed...

Gender neutral reader

Warnings: not proofread, probably some grammatical errors, some language

Synopsis/tags: fluff, relationship, established relationship, headcannons

Yamato Relationship Headcannons

Oh? So you're with Yamato? Scary dog privileges unlocked.

"Get yo dog bitch!" "It don't bite." "YES IT DO."

The saying, 'their bark is worse than their bite'. Ya well, it doesn't apply to him. At all.

Alone time? Lol nope. You either know he's there or you don't.

It's all in good thought. He wants to keep you safe. Whether you can protect yourself or not.

Don't worry, you do get your own time alone. But it's typically in one of the Twilight Order bases.

It may seem like he's being overprotective, but he's just wants you to be safe. In a world where miramon are rampant and being a possible target because you are his lover, he doesn't want anything to go wrong.

He tends to be busy. A lot. But wait- you want quality time? Hugs? Comfort? Suddenly he has the whole day off.

People know not to insult or assault you. They know what could happen. But if someone does cross that line? He dismisses the contract with the Esper Union momentarily to kick some ass.

When he's with you out and about, NOBODY with the right mind dares to even give you a look. He gives one right back.

He's kind of a control freak (okay...that was an understatement). Because of this, he's also a neat freak. If you have a messy room and he enters, he's looking around like 😃. You leave for a second and come back and sudden it's all clean-(who says that wasn't your plan though?)

You probably become besties with Yuuhime.

Possessive? Check. Overprotective? Check. Treats you like a queen/king? Check. Takes you out to dinner and on fancy trips? Check. Tends to you when you're sick? Check. I could go on, but I think you get the picture.

He'd rather stay at home than leave. Everything you need is there, so why bother leaving? Guaranteed there will be moments of leaving and going out and about but not much.

Onto the next topic. PDA. He's 100% a PDA person (with basically only you). You're his, obviously he's going to make sure everyone knows. Whether it's handholding, an arm around the shoulder, or even a kiss, he does not care at all about what others think. Why should he? Their opinion doesn't matter to him.

He's your mood lifter and a savage. Someone was rude? Called you a name? Threatened you? He's definitely got a good idea of what to say to them before their death.

He does not care what you do or wear. You do you boo. Wanna go to a club? He's paying. Wanna get a dog/cat/favorite animal? Sure why not. Wanna cook? He'll praise the food even if it's bad.

Of course, you will both have 'word battles' and call each other names as a joke. He never means the things he says.

As his significant other, you have developed the ability to detect when he's lying. He's a pro, but he can't hide from you lmaooo and you can't hide from him

Under certain circumstances, he probably is most definitely a yandere.

I should probably stop before this becomes any longer-

Thank you for reading! Reblogs are appreciated.

[c0zy-fluff]

Please, for the love of God, give us your smiling critters Mario party headcannons, all of them, all of them that you have, please

*giggles maliciously*

You have no idea what you just released- I have a LOT of hcs that I REALLY wanna draw- But I suppose I'll list them first-

What version do the Smiling Critters prefer to play?

- I'd say either Mario Party 8 or 9- Maybe 9 because that's where they're altogether and it paints more of a friendly image cuz of the layout and the OST (srsly, I LOVE the OST of Mario Party 9 and it was my childhood-) Also, for the sake of not making this post go on and on, Imma just be using Mario Party 9 for this-

Who do the Smiling Critters main?

- Tough question. Kinda. Buuuuut, Imma use Mario Party 9 characters cuz why not-

DogDay - Toad

CatNap - Shy Guy

Kickin - Wario

Bubba - Koopa (or maybe Magikoopa, idk)

Hoppy - Daisy

Bobby - Peach

Picky - Birdo

Crafty - Yoshi

What is their fav mini game? (Type of game; fighting, luck etc.)

Kickin - Magma Mayhem (He gets out immediately cuz someone kicks them off LMAO)

Hoppy - Launch Break (Kickin questions her power on how fast she's spamming the button)

Bubba - Card Smarts (He got that big brain plays)

Picky - Pizza Me, Mario ( One word. Food.)

Crafty - Flinger Painting (They don't know how they almost always win this one and will always internally question it)

Bobby - Buddy Bounce (She loves the music and helping herself and the other critters out)

DogDay - Ring Leader (Makes him feel like he's actually riding a dolphin and it makes him feel so alive-)

CatNap - Manor of Escape (no matter what door they goes through, he ALWAYS manages to be the first to find the right door)

What's their fav board to play on?

Hoppy - Magma Mine

DogDay, Crafty, and Bobby - Toad Road

CatNap - Boo's Horror Castle

Bubba - Bob-Omb Factory

Kickin - Blooper Beach

Picky - DK Jungle Ruins

Which boss fights are their most favorite/least favorite?

DogDay - Most favorite: Wiggler ("Aww!! He's so friendly-shaped!!")

Least favorite: Dry Bones

CatNap - Most Favorite: King Boo

Least Favorite: Whomp (they're always being the one who's sacrificed)

Bubba - Most favorite: Dry Bones ("An elephant always remembers!")

Least Favorite: King Bob-Omb (Too many ppl pick the same one as him, especially Kickin)

Kickin - Most Favorite: Chain Chomp (The OST slaps for them and he gets surprisingly lucky they aren't Chomp-bait, cuz his ass isn't paying attention one bit to the rails)

Least Favorite: Spike (Hoppy's too damn fast for them)

Hoppy - Most Favorite: Spike (She mostly gets the golden hammer everytime)

Least Favorite: Bowser Jr (Luck is surprisingly her enemy)

Bobby - Most Favorite: Cheep-Cheep ("Aww they look so cute!! Why do we have to fight them?" "For the mini stars!!" "...Okay, but why?") ((Kickin's the one who's talking to them-))

Least Favorite: Bowser (She barely manages to get her character's face on the block)

Crafty - Most Favorite: Blooper (She could get inspiration to make a pirate-related painting from the OST)

Least Favorite: Lakitu (They keep accidentally bumping into the spikes)

Picky - Most Favorite: Bowser Jr (If she's surprisingly lucky with high dice rolls, she might just win that fight)

Least Favorite: King Boo (The other critters keep taking the same lineup she's trying to go for)

That's all I got...for now. :]