#yuurivoice incorrect quotes

[ideasarestuckinmyhead]

*listeners playing uno*

Angel: your suppose to let me do good because Sunflower has two!!

*Sunflower giggling while picking up cards*

Angel pointing: THEY GOT NO GREEN! THEY GOT NO MONEY! THEY GOT NO BTICHES! THEY HAVE NO SKRILLA!

Sunflower: why are we comin after meee god DAMNN

[fictionalwhor3]

Rook: Do you like me? :(

Auron mid thrust: I sure hope so.

[sleeplessdreamer14]

Seth: I gotta go.

Sugar: Aren’t you forgetting something?

Seth: Uh… (kisses their forehead/rushes off)

Sugar: (blushing) No, pay your bill! Damn, who raised you?

[carnival-dollhouse]

Rook: Hey, wanna help me commit arson? Auron: What the hell!? Rook: Oh, sorry, my bad. Rook, whispering: Wanna help me commit arson? Auron, whispering: Of course. What do you need?

[no-see-um-incorrect]

Seth: What do you guys say when you answer the phone? 

SugarBoo: what up? 

Charlie: who Dis be?

Alphonse: no she’s dead. This is her son. 

[asmrbrainrot]

Auron: I was spitting out formulas while you were still spitting up formula.

Rook: I was breast fed actually.

Auron: Nice, rub it in my orphan face.

[diamondzoey]

If the bittersweet trio were parents

C/n - child name

Alphonse puts c/n in the car and closes the door and tries to open the front door but it’s locked

Sugarboo looks at Alphonse and Seth: did we just locked our baby in the car? *While trying to open the door*

Alphonse looks at Seth: did you put the keys in the bag?

Seth looks panic: I put the keys in the bag

Sugarboo: Oh Seth I told you not to put the keys in the bag

Alphonse: don’t freak out come on don’t freak out

Sugarboo looks at c/n: okay c/n it’s okay

Seth starts singing the alphabet to c/n

Sugarboo: what are you singing to her people get arrested for this Seth!

Few minutes later

Sugarboo has a trash can: I’M BREAKING THE WINDOW!

Rook: Emergency assistance this is rook

Seth on the phone: H-Help we locked our baby in the car and people are judging us!

Sugarboo looks about ready to throw the trash can at the Window: I SWEAR TO GOD I’M GONNA BREAK IT

Alphonse holds them back: do not break the window you’re get glass on her!

Rook: Seth please tell Alphonse to relax everything is going to be okay

Seth: That’s Sugarboo

Rook: Really??

Sugarboo looks at the window: DON’T WORRY C/n! PARENT IS COMING FOR YOU!!

Rook: Okay Seth we just sent the signal, the door should be unlocked now.

Alphonse looks at Sugarboo: Check - Check the door. Check the door, Check the door!

Sugarboo: *Starts pulling on the car handle: ITS NOT UNLOCKED!!!

Sugarboo *Pulls the car handle again and it opens: Oh! *Picks up c/n and hugs her*

Seth and Alphonse:*Sighs in relief*

A/n: I hope you like this and I feel this would actually happen if they were parents and I wanna see your take on this because I think that would be interesting , also I got this from modern family

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[ccstiles]

I have a quote book filled with out of context things my friends have said, so I thought it would be fun to do incorrect quotes with YV boys and listeners :]

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"So what if I get AIDS?" - VotP!Rook

"It's been a whore house since middle school" -Casper

"not to be rude but you look like a non-pedifilic pedophile" -Seth tho Derick

"Honestly the way I feel rn is very similar to the way a baha blast mountain dew tastes" - Casper

"Peeling my burrito like corn"- high Charlie

"Kids are like pets, but they talk back to you" -Charlie

"Bitch I lift" -Auron

"Sigh. this. with. your. blood." -Auron

"Just remember, if you wanna become a gay communist, you just gotta Call Me Maybe" -Sugarboo

"They can't kill me if they're already dead" -VotP!Sugarboo

"Get a fuckin raccoon in there" -Casper

"I love old man dick" -Rook

"Your eyes ravish the night sky" -Auron

"You almost made me moan, how dare you" -Auron

"Get that whiteness away from me" -VotP!Sugarboo

"I don't wanna do the willy-willy with you unless I know you really well" - VotP!Casper

"Don't hurt me, I'm a ✨material girl✨" - Alphonse

"Tax evasion is a skill" - VotP!Casper

"He's a [raccoon], he doesn't have rights!" -Casper

"I claim my ass slaps" -Seth

"Y'know what? Fuck it. Yorktown." -Sugarboo

"I'll therapize him in secret" -Rook

"It's going IN. MY. MOUTH." -Seth

"I think being gay gives you superpowers" -Alphonse

"I have a big personality, I store it in my boobs" -Seth

[arighmaa-dataq]

*Trish walks into the office while Auron and Rook are having a moment*

Rook: You mind?! Trying to have an unemotional bang sesh here!!

Auron: *slams Rook on desk* Yeah!! Cause we’re so… NOT in love!

Rook: YEAH! Love is STUPID.

[draweronly]

Rook: When I first meet a man, I look at his heart.

Auron: Those are my ti-

Rook: THE FACT THAT HIS TITS ARE IN THE WAY IS NOT MY FAULT!!

[starspeckedsys]

Rook: 🎶I’m going to commit a crime🎶

Angel: Please do not the law

Rook: Oh I just might the law

[ideasarestuckinmyhead]

Seth enjoying the rain: how can anyone hate the rain?

*pans to Alphonse fighting for his life*

Alphonse screaming: ONG GOD THEY TRYNNA DROWN ME IN THIS HOE-

[the-rat-man-in-a-trench-coat]

Alphonse :I like infant oranges

[sleeplessdreamer14]

Sunflower: Don’t worry, Sugarboo! We’re gonna get you out! (turns to the other listeners) How are we gonna get them out??

Casper: Maybe we should smoke them out.

Rook: Boo, are you sure there isn’t something down there you can use to climb out?

Sugarboo: (sarcastically) Oh, wait! Here’s a grappling hook! Oh-ho-ho! And here’s an escalator, silly me!!

Rook: We’re about to die, Boo! Do really want your last words to be sarcastic?!

Sugarboo: (heavy with sarcasm) Noooo!!

[carnival-dollhouse]

Sugarboo , in Alphonse’s bed: Morning… how’d ya sleep last night? Alphonse, knocking Sugarboo off: WHAT THE HELL?! Sugarboo : Ow— Alphonse: What were you doing in my bed? You were supposed to sleep on the air mattress on the floor! Sugarboo : I had a nightmare. Alphonse: You had a nightmare? What are you, five years old? Sugarboo : Listen, I needed to feel comfortable and I was getting this perverse power dynamic vibe from me sleeping on the floor and you sleeping up there- Alphonse, in a royal accent: Why yes, how high and mighty I am up on my twin XL! Sugarboo : That is not what I meant— Alphonse: Silence in the presence of your king, who sleeps a lofty twelve and a half inches above the ground! Sugarboo : Listen, I’m not ashamed. I slept comfortably when I got up on your bed and I’m sure you did too. Alphonse: Yeah, okay- Sugarboo : You know what? I wanna know. How’d you sleep last night? Alphonse: …That was the best I’ve slept in a while. Sugarboo , gasping: The king slept comfortably with a peasant in his bed! Alphonse: I did not consent to this- Sugarboo , dramatically: But my liege, our love is forbidden! Alphonse, on the phone: Hi, is this the front desk? Yeah, there’s a bed bug in my room and he’s six-foot-one, he’s got red hair. Sugarboo : Ask them if they have one of those “Do Not Disturb” signs. I’ll put it on the door next time we… do it. Alphonse: Okay, I'ma go shower and wash all of the you off of me. Sugarboo : Oh, maybe together we could— Alphonse: NO. Sugarboo : Just to save water— Alphonse: No! You don’t even pay for the water! Sugarboo : …Good point.

[no-see-um-incorrect]

*Baby rookie and Rook cuddling on the couch,Auron in the kitchen*

Baby rookie: how long have you been married? 

Rook: 4 years!

Baby Rookie: *Intense gasp* BUT IM SIX!

Auron: *Spits out coffee*