#yuurivoice incorrect quotes
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lordofthetwistedflies · 17 days ago
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Casper: I want a gun
Auron: Is that any way to ask?
Casper: Bitch please, give me a gun.
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fictionalwhor3 · 6 months ago
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Rook: Do you like me? :(
Auron mid thrust: I sure hope so.
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literallyjustaroach · 4 months ago
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Rook: Hey, wanna help me commit arson? Auron: What the hell!? Rook: Oh, sorry, my bad. Rook, whispering: Wanna help me commit arson? Auron, whispering: Of course. What do you need?
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sleeplessdreamer14 · 10 months ago
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Seth: I gotta go.
Sugar: Aren’t you forgetting something?
Seth: Uh… (kisses their forehead/rushes off)
Sugar: (blushing) No, pay your bill! Damn, who raised you?
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no-see-um-incorrect · 11 months ago
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Seth: What do you guys say when you answer the phone? 
SugarBoo: what up? 
Charlie: who Dis be?
Alphonse: no she’s dead. This is her son. 
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asmrbrainrot · 9 months ago
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Auron: I was spitting out formulas while you were still spitting up formula.
Rook: I was breast fed actually.
Auron: Nice, rub it in my orphan face.
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diamondzoey · 9 months ago
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If the bittersweet trio were parents
C/n - child name
Alphonse puts c/n in the car and closes the door and tries to open the front door but it’s locked
Sugarboo looks at Alphonse and Seth: did we just locked our baby in the car? *While trying to open the door*
Alphonse looks at Seth: did you put the keys in the bag?
Seth looks panic: I put the keys in the bag
Sugarboo: Oh Seth I told you not to put the keys in the bag
Alphonse: don’t freak out come on don’t freak out
Sugarboo looks at c/n: okay c/n it’s okay
Seth starts singing the alphabet to c/n
Sugarboo: what are you singing to her people get arrested for this Seth!
Few minutes later
Sugarboo has a trash can: I’M BREAKING THE WINDOW!
Rook: Emergency assistance this is rook
Seth on the phone: H-Help we locked our baby in the car and people are judging us!
Sugarboo looks about ready to throw the trash can at the Window: I SWEAR TO GOD I’M GONNA BREAK IT
Alphonse holds them back: do not break the window you’re get glass on her!
Rook: Seth please tell Alphonse to relax everything is going to be okay
Seth: That’s Sugarboo
Rook: Really??
Sugarboo looks at the window: DON’T WORRY C/n! PARENT IS COMING FOR YOU!!
Rook: Okay Seth we just sent the signal, the door should be unlocked now.
Alphonse looks at Sugarboo: Check - Check the door. Check the door, Check the door!
Sugarboo: *Starts pulling on the car handle: ITS NOT UNLOCKED!!!
Sugarboo *Pulls the car handle again and it opens: Oh! *Picks up c/n and hugs her*
Seth and Alphonse:*Sighs in relief*
A/n: I hope you like this and I feel this would actually happen if they were parents and I wanna see your take on this because I think that would be interesting , also I got this from modern family
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ccstiles · 8 months ago
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I have a quote book filled with out of context things my friends have said, so I thought it would be fun to do incorrect quotes with YV boys and listeners :]
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"So what if I get AIDS?" - VotP!Rook
"It's been a whore house since middle school" -Casper
"not to be rude but you look like a non-pedifilic pedophile" -Seth tho Derick
"Honestly the way I feel rn is very similar to the way a baha blast mountain dew tastes" - Casper
"Peeling my burrito like corn"- high Charlie
"Kids are like pets, but they talk back to you" -Charlie
"Bitch I lift" -Auron
"Sigh. this. with. your. blood." -Auron
"Just remember, if you wanna become a gay communist, you just gotta Call Me Maybe" -Sugarboo
"They can't kill me if they're already dead" -VotP!Sugarboo
"Get a fuckin raccoon in there" -Casper
"I love old man dick" -Rook
"Your eyes ravish the night sky" -Auron
"You almost made me moan, how dare you" -Auron
"Get that whiteness away from me" -VotP!Sugarboo
"I don't wanna do the willy-willy with you unless I know you really well" - VotP!Casper
"Don't hurt me, I'm a ✨material girl✨" - Alphonse
"Tax evasion is a skill" - VotP!Casper
"He's a [raccoon], he doesn't have rights!" -Casper
"I claim my ass slaps" -Seth
"Y'know what? Fuck it. Yorktown." -Sugarboo
"I'll therapize him in secret" -Rook
"It's going IN. MY. MOUTH." -Seth
"I think being gay gives you superpowers" -Alphonse
"I have a big personality, I store it in my boobs" -Seth
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arighmaa-dataq · 1 year ago
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*Trish walks into the office while Auron and Rook are having a moment*
Rook: You mind?! Trying to have an unemotional bang sesh here!!
Auron: *slams Rook on desk* Yeah!! Cause we’re so… NOT in love!
Rook: YEAH! Love is STUPID.
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draweronly · 1 year ago
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Rook: When I first meet a man, I look at his heart.
Auron: Those are my ti-
Rook: THE FACT THAT HIS TITS ARE IN THE WAY IS NOT MY FAULT!!
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starspeckedsys · 9 months ago
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Rook: 🎶I’m going to commit a crime🎶
Angel: Please do not the law
Rook: Oh I just might the law
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Alphonse :I like infant oranges
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literallyjustaroach · 4 months ago
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Rook and Auron are texting Rook: Who are you? Someone changed the names in my phone. Auron: What did they change my name to? Rook: Chosen One. Auron: Don’t change it back. Rook: BUT WHO ARE YOU?!?! Auron: I’m the chosen one.
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sleeplessdreamer14 · 8 months ago
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Sunflower: Don’t worry, Sugarboo! We’re gonna get you out! (turns to the other listeners) How are we gonna get them out??
Casper: Maybe we should smoke them out.
Rook: Boo, are you sure there isn’t something down there you can use to climb out?
Sugarboo: (sarcastically) Oh, wait! Here’s a grappling hook! Oh-ho-ho! And here’s an escalator, silly me!!
Rook: We’re about to die, Boo! Do really want your last words to be sarcastic?!
Sugarboo: (heavy with sarcasm) Noooo!!
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no-see-um-incorrect · 11 months ago
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*Baby rookie and Rook cuddling on the couch,Auron in the kitchen*
Baby rookie: how long have you been married? 
Rook: 4 years!
Baby Rookie: *Intense gasp* BUT IM SIX!
Auron: *Spits out coffee*
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asmrbrainrot · 8 months ago
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Seth: Don’t you get it!? We’re monsters! And no matter how hard I-we try, nothing is ever going to change that! If you can’t understand that, well then you’re delusional!
*Que Tsuki turning around with an eerily calm smile on her face.*
Tsuki:…Delusional? OF COURSE IM DELUSIONAL!!! Do you have any idea how hard it is to stay positive when all you ever do is complain, complain, complain! Jimminy mother-loving toster strudel I’m sick of it!
We get it, poor baby Seth didn’t wanna be a werewolf and now he’s “an unlovable monster!” But just because you choose to be miserable all the time, doesn’t mean you can be a selfish, judgmental, jerk to the rest of us!
Seth: *Shooketh*
Werewolf Seth: HELL YEAH, YOU TELL HIM GIRL!
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