#Kai Drake

[salparadiselost]

Every couple years or so, the Bats are required to take a group photo to update the JL website (idk why, they are required to take a vigilante group picture), and Jason consistently refuses to show up. So this year, Tim just draws the lines of the Red Hood helmet on a bright red balloon and then floats it between him and Nightwing. They absolutely refuse to acknowledge that it isn't Jason. They put it up on a billboard instead.

Jason finds out about it when he drives back into Gotham and the highway going into the city has a 'Keeping Gotham Safe' billboard and it's a picture of the Bats looking extremely serious with the Red Hood Balloon floating behind them.

[dyslexicandakeyboard]

Bruce would have interesting ways to discipline his kids.

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Bruce: Listen to me, Damian! You can not steal my car and drive across country to visit Jon.

Damian: Then why do I know how to drive! And my mommy says I can! You don't own me!

Bruce: Young man, when you are under my roof you will follow my-

Damian: No I don't.

Bruce: If that's how it's gonna be. *Draws a circle around Damian* Stay there for five minutes.

Damian: D-d-d-daddy?

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Dick: *swinging from the chandelier that has been pass down in Bruce's family for generations* I'm gonna swing from the chan-

Bruce: Get down here this instant!

Dick: I'm not doing anything.

Bruce: Richard Grayson

Dick: You're not my dad!

Bruce: *brings out a bag of m&ms*

Dick: What are you doing? Those are mine?

Bruce: *opens it slowly*

Dick: Bruce?

Bruce:*eats one*

Dick: STOP, I'm coming down. Don't eat them!

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Jason: You can't make me. I'm not going to the party.

Bruce: *head vein throbbing* This is important. You can't skip this event.

Jason: *shrugs* You'll have to carry me.

Bruce: *takes a deep breath and walks away*

Jason: ahah, baby.

Bruce: *comes back with a bottle of castor oil and a spoon*

Jason: You sick sick man. Fine I'll go.

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Bruce: Tim you disappoint me.

Tim: I didn't think it would blow up the Batcave. Or make mustard gas. Or create a sinkhole.

Bruce: *sighs* I have no choice. You going on a nature retreat.

Tim: Bruce!

Bruce: Over two weekends. With the Boy Scouts.

Tim: *tears glisten in his eyes* Bruce...

Bruce: As a junior member.

Tim:

Bonus

Alfred: Right! That's it, Master Bruce. *Pours a spoon of castor oil8

Bruce:

[tsuvvy]

You sighed when you were pulled back into the bed by the arms around your torso.

"C/n," You whined, "I need to get up!" You tried to pry their arms around your waist off, but it wasn't any use.

"No!" They whined back, burying their face into the crook of your neck. "It's so early.. You can stay a few more minutes, they won't care."

"I guarantee you they will," you told them, "I've been late because of you enough!"

They didn't respond. You would guess they've already fallen back asleep if it wasn't for their arms tightening around you.

"Sorry, love, but you're not going anywhere." They told you, giving the base of your neck where it connected to your shoulder a kiss.

You sighed in annoyance, "Sometimes you annoy me so much that I want to start planning our wedding, just so I can very publicly divorce you."

You felt their amused smile against your neck. You couldn't help but smile, too. You knew you had to get up, or else you'd be late for the fourth time this week. But in all honesty.. You didn't want to leave their warm embrace, just like they didn't want you to leave it either.

Oikawa Tōru, Yū Nishinoya, Leo Valdez, Percy Jackson, Connor Stoll, Sebastian Sallow, Gojo Satoru, Timothy Drake, Garfield Logan, Dick Grayson, Lloyd Garmadon, Cole, Kai and any of your faves 🫶

[damianwaynerocks]

batfamily twitter pt ???

[jube-art]

Hi! Is there any possible way you could share that Night at the Museum AU art by chance that Kay mentioned in her notes?👉👈🥺💖💖💖 love your art!

NIGHT AT THE MUSEUM AU

[zayrenvie]

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[rockybloo]

I keep saying that I am insane about my OC color palettes.

This was from back when I was trying to figure out the main crew's colors for Beanstalked.

I was DETERMINED to make sure everyone's was different. I'm talking:

THEME color

SKIN color

HAIR color

I'M SERIOUS ABOUT MY COLORS MAN

[kiiriminna]

Rivals : Scrooge McDuck & Flintheart Glomgold

Brainiacs : Gyro Gearloose & Ludvig von Drake (+ Little Helper & Intellectual-176)

Caretakers : Elvira "Grandma" Coot & Battista (Quackmore)

Dames : Xadhoom, Lyla Lay & Kay K

Caballeros : José Carioca & Panchito Pistoles (Panchito Romero Miguel Junipero Francisco Quintero González III)

Stars : "Glittering" Goldie O'Gilt & Queen Reginella

As it's been ages since I last published any of my drawings on this site, I decided to put all the pictures I've drawn in the last... many months... in one post. These were supposed to be part of much longer series, where I would draw ALL my favourite Disney Comic's characters (starting with ducks and then advansing to mouse verse), but I'm not sure if I'm going to continue that project anymore. Currently my fics (3 Hazbin Hotel wips & 2 PKNA translations) are keeping me too busy to take time to sit down drawing (not to mention that the busiest time in a year is just around the corner).

In case I decide to continue this work one day, I'll just reblog this with new parts added.

[violent138]

I really see Tim and Damian's relationship as very much like Apollo and Hermes' (see: cattle robbery, bribery, complaining to Dad but ultimately Dad just shrugs and goes, sorry kids you gotta get along).

[hyperfixatinator]

Every now and then I like to picture how a Batman x Ace Attorney crossover would go.

Bruce Wayne and Phoenix Wright talking about the numerous kids they've each adopted over the years (honorary and literally).

Jason (in civvies) getting framed for murder (again, but this time the whole fam knows he didn't do it).

Batfam meets the Yatagarasu! I can see Kay and Steph getting along dangerously well.

Cass immediately clocking Trucy and Apollo as people who can read body language unnaturally well.

I wanna see the magatama being used on Bruce, but from Bruce's perspective. Would he suspect something supernatural's going on? Would there be signs? What would it feel like to have one's own psyche-locks broken? What if another batkid watched the interaction from an outside perspective?

Athena getting constant headaches from the emotional discord going on in the Wayne family.

Edgeworth hating Bruce Wayne, but getting along swimmingly with Batman (which is kinda surreal for Bruce since it's usually the other way around).

Khura'in being a neighboring country to Nanda Parbat.

Japanifornia being a heavily Americanized region of Japan with its own laws (If we're going with the English translated games).

Damian and Simon Blackquill bonding over swords and hawks. This terrifies everyone around them.

Franziska Von Karma assisting Interpol in the search for Alvin Draper, the international art thief. Tim knows Bruce is gonna have questions about that later.

Edgeworth and Bruce having a little more in common than either of them are comfortable with.

Trucy and Apollo's perceiving abilities, along with Athena's empathetic hearing, could be meta abilities. However, the existence of metas in Japanifornia have barely begun to be documented, and the Meta Protection Acts hadn't been proposed there yet. The Fey and Khurain families' channeling techniques could fall into this category too (in that it is genetic, but the Khurainism religious connection can't be ignored).

Gotham rogues Vs. Phoenix's uncanny ability to get out of anything virtually unscathed.

The WAA lawyers often have to either use underhanded methods and connections to get info from detectives, or do the detective work themselves. They wouldn't be used to a detective they just met willingly helping out the defense's side.

If we extend this crossover to the rest of the DC universe, then John Constantine meeting a lawyer with connections to the supernatural could be hilarious.

Dick absolutely THRIVING with all the name puns!

Courtroom shenanigans. Need I say more?

[salparadiselost]

I think for the Batkids sometimes love is buying this for their birthday even though they are all teens/adults. Bruce just has to sit there with a completely straight face as they smack it to hell.

[auragodart]

Happy new years guys, see you in 2025!

[batfamily14]

I been watching snips of Kai Cent live streams and had I have to say I can totally see Kai Cenat setting up a stream in Gotham, full of chaotic energy, yelling, “Nah, y’all really live like this?!” while some petty or messed up crime goes down in the background. Then out of nowhere, Kevin Hart pops up and loses his mind, as Batman swoops in from the shadows.

Kai would 100% try to interview Batman mid-fight, yelling, “Yo, chat, W or L vigilante?!” Meanwhile, Kevin Hart is screaming in that high a*s pitch voice. Kai would 100% blast “Never Would Have Made It” or “Stomp” at full volume as soon as things got real.

And the bat-kids would definitely end up as guests on his livestream, especially Duke, in spite of Bruce’s disapproval.

Could you imagine opening his twitch one day and literally just seeing:

“Kai Cenat live-streaming in Gotham City:”

Kai: “Nah, chat, Gotham can’t really be that crazy. Y’all overhyping it—”

Suddenly sees a thug get snatched into the shadows by Batman

Kai: “HOLY SH*T! CHAT, Y’ALL SEE THIS?! IS THAT BATMAN?!”

Kevin Hart in the background screaming: “OH MY FUKING GD, IT’S BATMAN!” in that high-pitched yell only Kevin can do.

Kai, sprinting: “Nah, play the church music! WE NEED IT RIGHT NOW!” blasts “Never Would Have Made It” on his speaker at full volume

Some random thug: “Yo, why you playing gospel music in a street fight?”

Kai: “IT’S THE ARMOR OF GOD, STUPID! BACK UP!”

while Batman silently beats up the criminals like it’s just another Tuesday.

[broadwaybalogna]

Zuko and Azula’s Agni Kai except it’s a rap battle in which Zuko is J. Cole, Azula is Drake, and Kendrick Lamar is Katara

[scrumptiousstuffs]

In which Dr Kao is exasperated

(Truly the MVP of this episode, the poor man needs a raise - not only does he schooled Ter for being a busybody jerk, but now having to babysit his disaster best friend 😅🙃)

Wandee Goodday, episode 4

[tardigrade666]

Open to feed back but these are my thoughts