#kay speaks

[salparadiselost]

Me to ao3: show me some fics with this exact combination of highly specific tags

Ao3: *shows me my own fics*

Me: NO!

[endereies]

So sexy, yall aren't ready for the shit imma pull in this whole au😼

Introducing Mechanic!Chris

MECHANIC!CHRIS - 21, always covered in oil and grease, hard-working, independent, workaholic, private life, hates police, sociable, works alongside Matt, organized chaos, slight temper, soft to people he's really close to, headphones on constantly, reliable, acts of service, casual dominance, doesn't care what people think about pda, very 'matter of fact', assertive, protective.

Paired in the Ride or Die universe alongside Racer!Matt and Starter!Reader

[owenhcrper]

this has probably been pointed out before but I was rewatching dmc and I noticed davy jones uses his tentacles to keep his hat on when the ship goes underwater

and that's such a neat detail idk

[wouldvecouldveshouldve]

its hard to be anywhere when all i want is you… but i can still see it all in my mind, all of you, all of me…

[endereies]

I need to spice my shit up☹️

Npt: @strnilolover @pasteldreams @phone4pills @flouvela @draqu1a @sturnssgracie @snoopychris @darksturnz @hearts4werka @issysh3ll @bernardsbendystraws @muwapsturniolo @vanteguccir (sorry if you've alr been tagged or have done this!)

TAG GAME!!!

Lockscreen, Home screen and the Last playlist you listened to!!

Npt: @thenickgirl @chrepsi @bernardsbendystraws @whore4mattsturniolo @pvssychicken @nickssidewitch

[kay-spider]

Worst part of the Cult of the Lamb update for me was going to the mating tent and not only not being allowed to use it but finding out 2 of my followers were listed as being Lovers with Narinder...

Suffice to say they are no longer with us 😔🙏

[kayoftheshire]

writing makes me want to bang my head against the wall I HAVE THE FUCKING SCENE IN MY HEAD WHY CANT I PUT IT INTO WORDS ON THE PAGE DAMN

[oasivy]

would anyone be open to sharing some teen sims with me? (may live in sulani)

[salparadiselost]

Every couple years or so, the Bats are required to take a group photo to update the JL website (idk why, they are required to take a vigilante group picture), and Jason consistently refuses to show up. So this year, Tim just draws the lines of the Red Hood helmet on a bright red balloon and then floats it between him and Nightwing. They absolutely refuse to acknowledge that it isn't Jason. They put it up on a billboard instead.

Jason finds out about it when he drives back into Gotham and the highway going into the city has a 'Keeping Gotham Safe' billboard and it's a picture of the Bats looking extremely serious with the Red Hood Balloon floating behind them.

[endereies]

Matt whimper audio when?

[endereies]

I need to spice my shit up☹️

Npt: @strnilolover @pasteldreams @phone4pills @flouvela @draqu1a @sturnssgracie @snoopychris @darksturnz @hearts4werka @issysh3ll @bernardsbendystraws @muwapsturniolo @vanteguccir (sorry if you've alr been tagged or have done this!)

TAG GAME!!!

Lockscreen, Home screen and the Last playlist you listened to!!

Npt: @thenickgirl @chrepsi @bernardsbendystraws @whore4mattsturniolo @pvssychicken @nickssidewitch

[brucewaynepinupzine]

Hi! Around how much will the physical zine be estimated to cost? I'd like to know if possible, I'll need to know how much to save up for it!

Hello,

We have not finalised the pricing for the zine but I would use my previous zines @timdrakeflipzine and @batfam-au-zine as guides for what zine pricing will probably be. Keep in mind though, the physical book for the Bruce Wayne Pin-up Zine will be an oversized A4 size (8.27 x 11.69in) with foil on the cover and centerfolds, so the pricing is a bit unique.

[wouldvecouldveshouldve]

i roll my eyes SO HARD whenever i see comments saying "i don’t think taylor knows who she is at this point. it’s kind of sad at 34 years old" all because she's wearing a denim corset with heels. It's so wildly parasocial and also just ridiculous to say she's having an identity crisis based on an outfit she's wearing.

[plurapony]

being a system SUCKS here's why:

ok so i start to get into creepypasta you know ticci toby, ben drowned that kind of shit the well talked about creepypasta. cus it's scary and fun.

and now for some reason, there's a child who has decided he also likes creepypasta but is also scared by it and constantly asks to hold my hand... i don't even know this kid!! BUT IM NOT ALLOWED TO SAY NO

so yeah i can read creepypasta but not without him. i don't even a get a choice in the matter!!! hate being part a system fr

[frickfrackchickenstack]

Sigskk date night idea where they go to an amusement park, play at the arcade, and after closing go up the steps next to the tallest coaster in the park and let sigma enjoying the view - mayhaps w a certain gravity manipulator making sigma feel weightless and dazai walking with a smile as sigma laughs

Idk man i just want soft sigskk so badly

[salparadiselost]

Stop giving me comics where Dick looks cool as batman. I want to see one where that man tries to do a backflip in the batsuit, eats it on the cape, and has to hide a broken rib from both Barbara and Alfred.