#Just like with Decepticon!Jazz and Decepticon!Ratchet and Hot Rod

[keferon]

What are your thoughts on a decepticon prowl?

Oh I'm all for it. But! Only if he's actually a Con. Like. Wholeheartedly.

Not "nnnooo we're doingg a bad thing and I kind of dont wanna do bad thing but I have no choice poor me".

You know how in canon he truly believes he's on the right side and makes everything to ensure that Optimus wins the war? You know how he's willing to make every tough decision so Optimus doesn't have to risk his reputation? You know how he literally makes Autobots look like shiny brave and clean heroes who did nothing wrong ever?

I want all that but the other way around. I want him to do that for Megatron and for the Decepticons. The implications would be so fucking dramatic I could write a whole essay.

Low rank Cons would hate him so fucking bad.

Starscream would try to murder him at least once a day.

Megatron would absolutely treasure him. Autobots would have it r o u g h

Can you imagine

[niiwa-angel]

Living through a war is tough but it's harder when you also have to raise sparkling. You can't completely let them know what's going on but you ant keep them totally in the dark either. Which leads to some odd chaos at the Autobots base.

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Prowl: Question. Why is your sparkling here? This is a battle preparatory meeting.

Optimus: He's keeping minutes.

Bumblebee, scribbling on a drawing pad: 🙂‍↕️

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Ironhide: Everyone please remember to check containers before sending them to the trash compartment. I just found Sunstreaker napping in one.

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Optimus: Reminder, weapons are to be locked and secured at all times. Putting them on a high shelf doesn't count, Cliffjumper just climbs up to get them. We cannot have a thermal grenade in the hands of someone who still puts everything he finds in his mouth.

Hound: Is that why my thermal grenade was all slimy?

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Ratchet: Alright! I know we're often in a hurry but can bots please watch their freaking feet! This is the third time this deca-cycle I've had to treat a sparkling because they got stepped on!

Hoist: Frags sake guys, they're brightly coloured.

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Jazz: Whoever gave Sunny and Sides a whole bunch of rust sticks right before their bedtime and then sent them back to me: I will find you and payback is a glitch.

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Optimus: If you're going to bring me a sparkling to complain about, can you at least make sure it's one of mine? Wheeljack, you brought me Sideswipe yesterday and were convinced he was Hot Rod.

Wheeljack: We have too many red sparklings. I think we should get rid of whichever one keeps getting into my lab!

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Hoist: Just because the Sparklings like the rust sticks doesn't mean they can eat them for every meal! They need proper nutrition!

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Optimus: I don't disagree with assigning chores to the Sparklings but 'fetch me some high grade' is not an appropriate chore.

Optimus: And rewarding them with a sip is definitely not appropriate.

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Ratchet: I understand tensions are a little high right now, but some of you need to keep your fight or flight protocols in check. Our first reaction upon seeing a little bot running towards you should not be to kick them.

Ironhide: I am so sorry for that, I had just woken up!

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Optimus: Appropriate punishments for the Sparklings do not include welding them to the walls! I don't know who stuck Sideswipe up there but you need to go let him down.

Wheeljack: That oughta teach that little Fragger to stay out of my lab.

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Jazz: I know my two tend to get into the most trouble but can you all please double check before blaming them? Someone sent Sunstreaker to time out because of something Ravage got in here and took.

Prowl: Wish Ravage had taken Sunstreaker.

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Elita-One: Everyone be aware, Cliffjumper figured out how to get into the vents. Please make sure all vent grates are properly secure.

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Optimus: At the risk of sounding unprofessional, I JUST got Bumblebee settled down for a nap, if anybot wakes him, they WILL be sent to play chicken with the Decepticon turrets.

[cozzzynook]

TFP Soundrod wherein everyone in the Autobot Base knows Roddy is sneaking out to see someone, and they're all taking bets. Yeah, Omega-1 only has Team Prime, but there's other Autobots who come and go, so he's probably hooking up with one of them. There's jokes about him and Jazz, or him and Drift, or maybe even him and Wheeljack if Bulkhead feels like taking a crack at his old buddy.

It gets real serious when Roddy ends up sparked and doesn't seem comfy talking about who sparked him, though. They try to coax it out of him, but Ratchet being the lovingly cankerous thing he is, eventually just threatens to use the cortical psychic patch (with no real intent of using it), and Roddy very awkwardly explains it's a Decepticon's, and then promptly shuts up.

Which raises more questions. One: How? Two: Why? Three, and perhaps more pressingly: Who?

It isn't until Bee or Smokey follow him one day that they realize it's SOUNDWAVE and yep not only does the Decepticon TIC have a face but Hot Rod is currently sitting on it because he wanted to top for once.

Regardless of who sees, they definitely report back to base, which causes all hell to break loose, and everyone shoves the problem of confronting Hot Rod about this issue onto Optimus, who doesn't know how to approach the situation.

This is peak awkwardness and i love that lol

[churino]

Design for autobot sisters roulette and silhouette

I think you can see where this is going, but i believe it's a natural direction to take

Roulette and silhouette are elite misdirection and hit and run specialists. As far as they believe, they were built by the autobots under optimus prime's command to bolster their numbers as a tactical decision,

their first memories being jazz giving them the context of the autobot decepticon conflict, then requesting their help, letting them decide whether or not to join the cause, and it just so happens they did. personally trained by jazz in the use of sonic weaponry, jazz also influences them to socialize and get into music and art, but they find that the other autobots get noticeably more depressed around them for seemingly no reason, they can see that even jazz is affected by this and just masks it better due to his usual disposition, this wall between them and their comrades has greatly affected their development

Roulette, counter to her name, doesn't like to leave things up to chance, especially her future, and she believes if she acts just like their big beloved leader optimus prime, she will gain enough favor to counteract this nonsensical miasma around her and her sister. Jazz and Silhouette shower her with love, but everyone else keeps her at arm's length. She has always been loved, but she's never been liked and tries to fill that hole by making more people love her, trying to make herself useful, grow her skills, and put the interests of others ahead of her own.

In the process, she's broken the autobot landspeed record set by hot rod and become a sharpshooter that can rival moonracer, but because the trottlebots are around the world all the time, she rarely gets to show off these skills to the bots she's trying to impress, and its not like she'll learn enough medicine to rival ratchet any time soon, but because of her dedication she's one of if not, the most effective autobot at everything she does.

Silhouette, on the other hand, is something of a slacker she sees Roulette's attempts to people please as a waste of time and has religated herself to being treated the way she is, but she loves her sister and joins her in her efforts to improve herself, just to hang out with her, in the process inadvertently gaining the same skills as her, she has something of a cold disposition but has taken to jazz's influence to get into art more than Roulette, and often adds some flare to her life whenever possible.

But, in her extra time spent inside her own head, she starts to think about their situation, and she gathers all the information she can on the autobot's history on earth to trying to figure out why it is that people are so uniformly unsettled by them. And all she finds.. are mising names.

In truth, roulette and silhouette were once lifeless vehicon robots that came to the autobots in hopes of becoming truly alive, but sadly, the process to make a transformer proved incompatible with their machine minds, the spark overwhelming and replacing data, rather than give the existing robots life, it put new life into their bodies, for roulette and silhouette to be born, they first had to die, and their original names were struck from the record, and erased from the minds of all autobots but ratchet who carried out the procedure. A procedure the other vehicons, the autobot brothers would not undergo.

[definitely-not-karen]

Wish list of what I wanna see in the next transformers cartoon vaguely organized by how realistic it is to happen from hey they could do that to, no they wouldn’t do that.

Have a more character focused transformers show. Maybe a bit less action and a bit more character development?

A show with a continued narrative, I don’t really want an episodic series.

But if it is episodic, at least let it have a good status quo to build off of and return to each episode.

I wanna see Jazz, Prowl, Ratchet, Rodimus/Hot Rod, Sunstreaker, Sideswipe, Bluestreak, Hound.

I’d like it to be post war.

I’d like Megatron to either be morally ambiguous or good aligned again.

I like when the quintessons are the villains rather than it just being Decepticons vs Autobots

If it is Decepticons vs Autobots, I’d like some interesting things, like Autobots turning into Decepticons and vice versa.

If Decepticons are the evil ones, I’d like to see more of a, Autobots are the resistance rather than the Autobots are good but were corrupt so Decepticons rebelled but oh no they go too far so they’re evil no and Autobots good. Like I get it, it allows for interesting stuff when Decepticons as a movement has been corrupted but I just feel like I haven’t seen that really been utilized that well.

Here’s where my wish list gets unrealistic.

Finish off transformers animated.

Adapt transformers lost light somehow.

Have Rodimus Prime be the main character, maybe even start with Optimus already dead and follow his growth as a young leader, like riff off of G1 but instead of making Hot Rod go from rambunctious kid to burnt out adult immediately, have him keep his youthfulness.

A Swerve’s sit com.

Follow a Decepticon main character. Maybe on their journey of realizing the movement they’re in is corrupt?

Do something new with Transformers rescue bots somehow? Like a completely different continuity disconnected from it but like a spiritual successor.

Just a transformers show that doesn’t have them at war. Like they can fight or whatever but just, does it have to be world ending stakes all the time?

Adapt a Thundercracker redemption to movie director arc.

Bring back combiners so they release a toy line of combiners and I can finally get a First Aid toy.

A 2d animated transformers show. I’m a bit tired of boring backgrounds of the reused assets of the 3D shows.

A proper transformers queer romance. But also I’m not adverse to them all being aromantic.

I thought I’d have more on this wish list but even then this is a lot. Anyways. Make a wish.

[saxandviolins77]

My top 5 favorite Bayverse designs

Just saw someone talking shit about Bayverse designs for literally no reason and comparing them to G1 without understanding the design philosophy behind them. (realism, alien-like, and modernization).

No, I don't condone Michael Bay's misogyny and racism, but I will always appreciate the effort the crew put into designing these robots, so here's a top five of my favorites:

5. Soundwave (DOTM)

Don't tell me this design isn't menacing as fuck. It just needed a little more color, but even then it isn't TF '07 Megatron levels of gray mess. Absolutely badass; it may just be my ideal Carwave.

4. Blackout (Transformers 2007)

The best Heli-former of the franchise, and he has the courtesy of being the first movie transformer to transform on-screen! This is one of those movie Decepticons that I don't mind being a grey blob (because he actually has color breakup); he wears it so well, and the kibble adorns him beautifully.

3. Mixmaster (ROTF)

The Constructicon-obsessed guy sneaked in a Constructicon. What a surprise! Ok, but seriously, this was between him and Bonecrusher, and even if I am more attached to the movie 'Crusher... Mixmaster is just a well-thought-out design. The big problem with the movie Structies is that they are a singular blob of color, making them look extremely generic, but Mixmaster's black-gray paint job looks absolutely gorgeous and makes him stand out. The fact that his silhouette looks more "exaggerated humanoid" than "creature" works great for me. I definitely like the mixing drum turning into shields; it's creative and it's fun! Also... TURRET SECONDARY MODE!!!

2. Jazz (Transformers 2007)

The '07 movie felt like the designers were really trying to be respectful with their designs for the Autobot team while still breathing new life and modern sensibilities into them. I really struggled to pick one of them, because they're all great! Yes, even Constructi-Ratchet. In the end, I choose Jazz... And yes, he does not TALK like Jazz AT ALL; he is a racist caricature of how a black man "might talk." I'd argue he has Jazz-like actions, but that's a whole other can of worms. Ok, design: It's great! A small stylish and athletic robot mode that moves fast and rocks a shiny grey paintjob and a sweet visor! Cool! His alt-mode is also perfect for him, ngl.]

1. Sideswipe

Better than G1.

"Damn, I'm good."

Honorable mentions:

Starscream (DORITO MAN WHO BREEDS IS AWESOME, OBVIOUSLY)

Ratchet (Constructi-ratch...)

Devastator (big monster... balls... big mouth grinder...😵‍💫)

Nitro Zeus (please... come back, bby girl)

Hot Rod (sadly, he's French)

[mychlapci]

bit of a set of weirder headcanons but i think the autobots are fucking freaks when it comes to sex. like the cons are all rough and tough with each other but kinky interfacing comes with a level of trust in your partner that only the autobots have with each other

i feel like public interfacing is relatively accepted among autobots. you go to get your morning fuel in the canteen and sunstreaker has bluestreak pinned against the bulkhead. average fucking tuesday. oh the medibay is having a slow day with few patients, ratchet has first aid warming his spike as he's going through datapads, keeping one servo firmly wrapped around aid's waist as he squirms helplessly. command meetings have like, a 50% chance to get derailed by prowl's chestplate accidentally popping open to reveal his fat tits and jazz just starts sucking on them and then ironhide smacks optimus' panels and oh god there's an orgy now

kink nights just being a common thing among the autobots. mechs can sign up to do scenes with certain partners or just sit on the sidelines and watch it all go down.

a few of the decepticons end up defecting and they get a weird sense of culture shock with how common it is to see interfacing since in con culture that's stupid slag that only softies participate in. actually i think the decepticons would have a completely separate culture regarding interfacing. i think they would be kinky, but they wouldn't consider the bonding/emotional effects of interfacing unless they're real sappy. like interfacing is to blow off steam after a battle, not for having fun with your comrades

drift joins the wreckers and hot rod gives him the best head of his life and then when they cuddle up next to each other drift just has to fucking sit there wondering why no one in the cons cuddled after fucking because this is actually really nice. he gets bent over a table the next morning by blurr and then kup shoves his spike into drift's intake and oh primus drift is having a religious experience now with how well he's getting pounded

i'm going to beam the image of ratchet walking around the ark with his tits fully out and a pair of pretty golden chains pierced through his nozzles and a few particularly handsy bots reach over and tug on them as he passes.

-burnt ice anon

YES. i've seen some instances of “public sex normalized in cybertronian society” and i am LIVING for it. I like the culture shock aspect of it being only autobots who are so open-minded.

A recently defected decepticon just trying to fit in and adapt to the new way of living and they were wholly unprepared to just walk in on people fucking all the time. They walk in on Prowl in his office chair with Jazz slowly grinding against his spike, the sound of his valve gushing is so loud and yet Prowl just keeps on typing away on his data-pad, only occasionally wincing in pleasure. They go to the med-bay next instead but Ratchet's got First Aid sitting on his spike, and it's still weird. They're sitting in the canteen and someone just starts melting right next to them, overloading silly around a remote control vibrator while their partner watches from across the table. Optimus regularly getting jerked off under the desk during high-command meetings, he's pretty sure his side of the desk is completely stained with transfluid from below. Also thank you so much for the image of Ratchet walking around with his titties out. I bet you everyone's sick that day, and absolutely need to be admitted to the medbay and see the doctor right now. He spends the day smacking away wandering hands, though he's only playing hard to get.

hrghhh kink nights with different themes. They get to vote on them weekly. Sometimes a volunteer gets chained and strung up and used repeatedly throughout the night, repeatedly checked up so they're sure he's alright. Sometimes there's pet-play, bots on leashes being told to “go play” with the other pets (i really want to see Sunstreaker for pet-play night… Sunny letting Bluestreak put a leash on him, gritting his teeth the entire time because he's being treated like a domesticated turbofox and it's humiliating and yet it feels so damn good… Sunstreaker rubbing his valve against someone else's, while his owner coos encouragement at him). Or you have simple orgy nights, where people can just blow off steam having sex with anyone. Glory holes in the bathroom that are frequented regularly. Wrecker orgies that shock Drift to the very core but they're fun and he can't complain. And the aftercare is peculiar. They never had anything like that back in the decepticon order. 

[glitch-after-dark]

Mirnoah anon here.

Its been awhile but I have a small bloop in brain about the two waiting for their little bitty.

They find more and more cybertronians coming to Earth.

Prowl with his conjunx Jazz and their bitty Springer. Along with medic Ratchet who immediately checks Noah over at the discovery of his changing and successful carrying. Ratchet brought along his conjunx Deadlock and Hot rod.

Every bot is surprised Noah didn’t freak out seeing a decepticon with an autobot but he’s just, “cross faction relationships happen here too it should be expected anywhere honestly.”

And yeah they like this guy already and wow they didn’t know Mirage could be that gentle or look at someone the way he did Noah.

Deadlock, Ratchet and Hot rod have a bitty of their own, two actually, one Deadlock carried and one Ratchet carried and another on the way its just Hot rod hasn’t said anything yet.

Noah pieces it together pretty quick and the two are easy friends along with Bee and Jazz.

Horny moment but Noah has a moment where he leaks because Springer and Deadlock, Ratchet and Hot rods sparkling fuss and cry from hunger.

He’s so embarrassed because he did not want to be caught leaking again and he can’t help wanting to fuel the sparklings since carrier instincts get the better of him but Jazz just apologies for Noah’s shirt getting ruined as he takes him to Prowl while Hot rod brings the sparklings to deadlock and ratchet saying it was normal and that he’d get Mirage so the mech can drain him.

Bee of course doesn’t judge at all, again, simply saying one day he won’t worry about leaking.

Bee himself leaked and went to take care of it which Optimus was not happy about because it meant the decepticon who managed to get to Earth and immediately went looking for Bee could find him again.

Optimus is Bee’s carrier and Bee has accepted his carrier will never not be overprotective or let him peacefully spend time with his secret conjunx Starscream. Bee gets why his carrier is so over protective he does, its just, he wants more than a single night alone with Star and he decides to take it while the others are here.

Noah does bee a big favor by reaching out a hand to grip Optimus’s leg and look him optic to optic while telling him he’ll chase Bee completely away one day if he doesn’t tone it down just a little.

And yeah every bot is surprised when Optimus actually listens because he never does when it comes to Bee. Bee is so happy his door wings are fluttering and he’s hugging his carrier before going off to be literally picked up carried in the sky by Starscream who has his attention only on Bee doing elaborate mating dances before disappearing in the clouds.

“Please don’t follow them you will see something you don’t want to.”

And yeah Optimus was busying sulking on his old friends shoulder who just sighed as he and one his own conjunx fed their bitties and Prowl makes the craziest suggestion that makes Hot rod want to throttle himself but he can’t because one he’s sparked and two now his conjunxs and the others know he’s sparked too!

“Damnit Prowl why would you say it?! I didn’t want to tell them yet!”

Yeah Noah is just looking between the group so surprised and decides, “yeah take me home Raj,” his feet are sore his back is in pain, he’s leaked through his shirt, he’s hungry and just wants to be in their nest smelling only Raj and sitting in some peace and quiet.

His wish is Mirage’s command. The autobot immediately scoops him up and leaves, servo resting on his heavy belly as he rubs soothing circles into it while melting Noah to pregnant puddle of goo as he massages his back all the way home.

Maybe that night is filled with a lot of fragging for multiple couples across not only their faction but the decepticon ward as well?

Turns out the moon was affecting every cybertronian with charge and all across the factions many got sparked.

Bee comes back sparked, Noah was already sparked but he would have been with how long they were going at it. Prowl is sparked again much to his dismay, he did not want his pouches getting bigger nor being put on berth rest because Jazz used this to mellow him out- he’s not even really upset he just doesn’t want to get emotional again he can’t handle it—jazz can they’re fine��� and Hot rod comes back with limp and an extra bitty in his forge tanks with two conjunxs who won’t let him out of their sights.

They’re pissed his hid his carrying and more so because the trip to Earth was dangerous.

Hot rod wasn’t sure he would keep them because they already have two and his own insecurities were getting the best of him. He was sure they wouldn’t want a sparkling with him, the two bitlets shared no code with Hot rod—the first was when Deadlock and ratchet were courting each other and the next after. Hot rod was dating them when this all happened he just didn’t become conjunx until after because he assumed/feared they’d want only each other and not him. Couldn’t be further from the truth and the night of the charged moon they forced his thoughts out of him and proved him wrong.

Noah and Mirage stayed at their home for awhile interfacing. The necessary metals would transfer from Mirage to Noah and leave the two tired. Mirage spent that time keeping Noah on his spike filled with transfluid while steadily drinking his energon milk rubbing his large belly with a servo.

Noah was always blissed out when this happened so he never said a thing other than the occasional i’n hungry or i love you.

I’m sorry i know this is a lot and went everywhere. There war also ends because no bot wants a war with bitlets present. They have no choice but to negotiate. Also, my bad for leaving just a long thread in your inbox

No need to apologize Anon! This was a long one though and I'm a bit exhausted so sorry I don't have much to add. You dropped a whole plethora of new ships into the Mirnoah Mechpreg Baby story. And mostly my favorite ships too. I'll just add some quick bullets.

Aww for JP raising baby Springer.

The Mirnoah baby is going to have SO MANY age mates

It's sweet that everyone notes how in love Mirage is and how it has changed him

Poor Hot Rod went through a lot didn't he? Glad the three of them are working on it.

Poor Optimus. He's just worried about Bee (who's not jsut seeing but Conjunx-ed to Starscream)

I always love the fluffy babies ever after endings not going to lie

Ooooooh! Interesting note about the moon influencing them (giving me flashbacks to the moon affecting Cybertronians because it was secretly dormant Unicron0

[squidthesquidd]

AYO FAN CONTINUITY IM SO EXCITED

I love ratchet. Question, do the green optics have anything to do with SynthEn, or was ratchet born with it?

also, I'd love to hear about the world building of the fan continuity!!! How did the bots get to earth, and who else is there besides Ratchet, Arcee, and Optimus?

OMG HAIIII :3 aaaaand to answer the eye question: Optics in this universe can be just about any color! the only limitation is that light blue is autobot exclusive, and red is decepticon exclusive! Ratchets eyes aren’t green due to synthen, he’s just like that, BUT the green is a reference to that because i love tfp :333

aaaand so far the only bots ive actually drawn are optimus, elita, bumblebee, cliffjumper, megatron, arcee, blitzwing, prowl, aaand ratchet. but there are many others! so far ive planned for starscream, thundercracker, skywarp, sounwave and the cassettes, shockwave, wheeljack, tarantulas, the dinobots, jazz, ultra magnus, skyfire, ironhide, mirage, hound, trailbreaker, the reflector trio, sideswipe, astrotrain, knockout, breakdown, black arachnia, hot rod, cyclonus, tailgate, the constructicons, blurr, insecticons, blaster, aaaaand more if i come up with good ideas for them

the autobots got to the planet in a similar way to g1! but they weren’t in a 4 million hear coma lol. their ship crashed in nevada (cus tfp had the right idea ngl) and then they decided to bury it so it wouldn’t be discovered. the decepticons followed them in their own ship but lost track of them upon entering the atmosphere, so now they circle the earth (once again tfp style)

[fictional-love-is-my-life]

Transformers Cowboy AU

So my husband asked me what my HC's would be for the bots in a Western time. And I decided to just make an AU about it. So thank you for giving me the idea about this.

I couldn’t choose between having them be their bot selves or be human formers, so I am choosing both. I am headcannoning them bot or human when I feel like it. And some hc’s change depending on if they are bot or human. Also, it's sort of BayxTFP because I just wanted to add all the bots I wanted into it.

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Optimus - Sheriff 

Bumblebee - Deputy sheriff 

Ratchet - The town Doctor

Hot Rod - Ranch owner, used to be a law Marshall but gave it up to take on the Ranch as it was bestowed to him by a friend after their death. 

Hound - Gunsmith/Armorer/owns the gun store 

Crosshairs - Cowboy/ Ranch hand for Hot Rod, but he dreams of becoming a bounty hunter

Drift - Pastor/teacher

Daytrader - Shop owner 

Jazz - Saloon owner/entertainer

Ironhide - City Marshall 

Sideswipe - Hotel owner

Arcee, Elita, and Chromia - Together they own the largest livery yard(horse ranch), and own all the horses. Anyone who wants a horse goes to them.

Jetfire - Ex outlaw, now owns and runs a small mine nearby.

Wheelie - Multi-use hand/works at the saloon and the store.

Brains - Helps Ratchet with whatever he can

Sentinel - Deputy sheriff, angry that he wasn't given Sheriff over Optimus 

Ultra Magnus - Retired sheriff, he handed it down to Optimus.

Cliffjumper - Cowboy/ ranch hand on Hot Rod’s Ranch

Cogman - Bank owner

Skids and mudflap - Miners 

The wreckers(including Wheeljack, Bulkhead, Roadbuster, Leadfoot, and Topspin)- They own the biggest brewery/farm and make most of the Energon(alcohol) sold in the saloon and have most of the stock in the store

Dino - Cowboy/rancher on wreckers farm

Smokescreen - works at the bank but wants to become a Marshall.

Megatron - Outlaw/Owns the largest mine in the country, a farm and ranch that competes with the Autobots. His Decepticons steal for him to further increase his ranch, but the Autobots can't quite prove it/catch him.

Starscream - Outlaw, second hand to Megatron. Helps oversee and run everything. 

Soundwave - Outlaw/farm owner/store owner he runs a competitive distillery to the Autobots.

Shockwave - Dr/scientist trying to move the times forward by experimenting outside his time, but specifically does experiments and requests for Megatron.

Barricade - Farm/ranch hand. Does most of the robberies. 

Knockout - Doctor for Megatron

Blackarachnia - Traveling sales (snake oil) woman/thief

Lockdown - Bounty hunter

Vehicons - Miners and farm/ranch hands.

Ravage - The farm cat, also protects the animals from other hunters. 

Lazerbeak - Does surveillance to track people/bots to steal from.

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The Autobots live in a small town, that was started by Ultra Magnus and a few other older bots. Eventually Ultra Magnus retired and the other older bots died or moved away. Optimus took over being Sheriff and appointed Bumblebee as his Deputy. Ironhide became their Marshall. 

Hot Rod used to be a Marshall but left to take over a ranch from an old friend of his. 

They often get new bots going to and through their small town. 

They use their farms and ranches to sell products to larger towns and cities that surround them and that is how they get enough money to keep the town going.

Megatron owns a large piece of land outside the town. He runs a farm, brewery and ranch that the other cons work on, as well as the largest mine around. He's in high competition with the Autobots. He also does a lot of robberies, especially stealing from travelers that try to go to the town. Optimus suspects Megatron of the robberies but has never gotten concrete proof in order to put them away. 

So for now they live in somewhat tense, harmony. 

Every year they hold a shooting competition. Games vary from who has the best aim for using a sniper, who can hit the most targets in a certain time and of course who has the quickest draw. Hot Rod has won the quick draw event every year, some say he slows down time in order to win. But no one has proved such a thing. Ironhide can hit the most amount of targets, and Lockdown has the best aim for a sniper. 

They also have other festivals and competitions, such as rodeos, animal wrangling, fishing and they have Energon contests to see which brewery makes the better tasting Energon. The wreckers have won every year, and have the best Energon known for miles around. The cons try very hard to steal their secret recipe, but have yet to accomplish it. 

They have horses, cattle, dogs, cats, and Energon crops.

 Cliffjumper is the best skilled with a lasso. Skids is the best fisherman. 

The wreckers instigate the most amount of bar brawls. Usually not in a vicious manner, just friendly banter that gets out of hand. But a night in the cells sobers them up for work the next day. 

They play a lot of poker, Ratchet and Crosshairs are the best players with the best poker faces. They have a few wins each. 

Jazz plays the piano in the saloon, as well as serving the drinks. He also gets Wheelie to help tend the bar.

Crosshairs wants to be a bounty hunter. But that would mean he would have to leave to go to one of the other cities to get the bounty jobs. And as much as he wants to, he hasn't yet. Some say it's due to a loyalty he feels to the town even though he tries to deny it. 

Bee can't speak, he lost his voice in a gun fight. For bot Bee since there are no TV’s or radio he records other people's voices and sentences and uses them to talk. For human Bee he knows sign language, taught to him by a city folk that traveled through. Some Autobots know sign language, like Hot Rod, Ratchet, Sideswipe, Drift and Optimus. Barricade and Shockwave also know sign language. The others only know basic Sign, not enough to hold a full conversation.

Sideswipe used to be a Marshall but lost his legs after an accident. He now has prosthetics and runs the hotel. He also has a gap tooth after losing it in a saloon brawl.

Please feel free to ask me about this AU, I would love to talk about it and come up with more things about it.

[lara-prism-light]

If my Transformers AU was a Moba game (like LoL): Optimus Prime

Dialogues:

Start of Match: "Autobots, transform and roll out!"

Common dialogue: "Freedom is the right of all sentient beings.” "We will not give up until peace is restored." "For Cybertron! For Earth!"

Tunt: "That was Prime... Okay that was terrible."

Joke: "Can you say that I am... more than meets the eye?"

Interactions: 

To Bumblebee: “You didn't need to join this war, But I admire your bravery". "Your voice will be heard again." "Cliffjumper just cares about you, don't blame him."

To Elita-One: "When we were looking for peace, that's not what we wanted, is it?" "I miss your songs." "I trust your judgement, but you should be stricter with me." "I'm your leader, but that doesn't change anything between us."

To Prowl: "Your sense of justice is admirable, but I would like to say the same about your morality." "Everyone has potential beyond their initial function." "You and that beastformer... you know what, I'm not even going to ask." "Jezz says you have a temper, I don't think he knows what a temper looks like." "We're clergy, but that doesn't mean I'll tolerate bad treatment among my own."

To Ratchet: "You always think of others before yourself, maybe a change would be good?" "Your support will always be welcome."

To Arcee: "You have a lot of spirit for a small bot." "Your curiosity will kill you one day, and I would love for it not to happen." "What was it like to be an explorer?" "Be careful not to get hurt!" "Pay attention to your surroundings."

To Ultra Magnus: "It's an honor to fight alongside you." "I hope Rod isn't too much trouble for you." "I wish I could have met you before the war, I believe we would have become good friends."

To WheelJack: "Let's find them, all of them." "Your inventions always surprise me. Usually in a negative way." "Can you not blow things up for five minutes?" "Now I understand why Ratchet tells me not to take my eye off you."

To Hot Rod: "This is not a game, Hot Rod, focus on the mission!" "You're worried about Bee, aren't you? Yeah, me too." "Ultra Magnus talked about you. We need to talk..."

To Jazz: "Jazz... never change." "Your trust in Prowl is admirable, but you don't need to defend his every decision." "You have a good spark, too big even for you."

To Ironhide: "You blame them too much, old friend." "I understand your anger, but don't let it dominate you." "I've seen firsthand what anger can do to a person..."

Against Decepticons:

To Megatron: "What happened to our dreams?" "I know there is still good in you." "I never chose to carry the Matrix." "Freedom is the right of all sentient beings... And that includes you." "We were brothers once, what changed?"

To Starscream: "It's hard to trust you, but it's also hard not to sympathize." "Your desire for power will be your destruction." "Actions have consequences, learn from them.", "I wish I could help, but I question whether I should.". "Your pain is not deserved, but much less is the pain you impose on others." "I'm sorry for what he did to you..." "You still have someone by your side, don't make the same mistake I did, don't turn your back on them."

To Barricade: "Prowl trusted you." "His violence always disturbed me..." "You can't impose your twisted vision of justice on others!" "It's ironic how much you hated criminals..."

To Any of the Seeker: "Are you satisfied with what you do?" "I always heard that Seekers were a hive mind. And I preferred to believe otherwise." "Individuality is what you all deserve."

To Soundwave: "I've heard a lot about you, but never much from you." "You were the one who started the cause, weren't you?" "Megatron trusts you more than anyone else, you must feel honored, right?" "You're a quiet type, aren't you?"

To Shockwave: "You were a brilliant scientist... What did they do to you..?". "Wheeljack trusted you... and you betrayed him."

To Breakdown: "Your strength is brute, but you lack strategy." "You could do a lot more, but you waste it on competitions."

To Tarantulas: "You've been here longer." "You and Prowl seem to have a history." "Your experiments are as terrible as Shockwave's!"

Don't take this too seriously, I did it just for fun lol. But I will say, there are some clues to the story here.👀

[vixendoesstuff]

So. Transformers.

AAAAAAAAA-

So I got some OC ideas for this godforsaken fandom yipee. Not sure which continuity these guys will be in since I haven't got into them yet (I've only been exposed to the Bayverse, Earthspark and Prime (not the entire Alligned continuity)). But I think, with the ideas I have for them right now, they lean more towards Prime specifically. But as I get deeper into this robot rabbit hole, I'll make them more flexible so that they can exist in other incarnations. Probably.

But anyway, I'll be putting them in bullet points 'cause these plans aren't concrete yet. So here goes:

H-055/Hurricane/Horizon

Name is undecided, but it starts with an H

I'll probably change it if I somehow find a character with the exact same names, I know the series has loads of 'em

But anyway

He's a Decepticon turned rouge then turned Autobot once he meets the gang

Due to some events happening with the 'Cons, he ran away, declaring himself a deserter

He's based on a helicopter vehicle

Probably some fancy space lookin' helicopter before he got a makeover when he visits Earth (this is important)

I'm not sure yet on what his Alt-Mode's exact model will be, but it's either something like this (Sikorsky X2):

Or this (Sikorsky UH-60 Blackhawk):

Either way he's a helicopter boi

And he's moderately fast. Not as fast as the jet planes, but he's somewhat speedy

His role in the army was mostly cargo lifting, he's not much involved in the fight unless absolutely necessary

So in terms of personality, he's definitely textbook introvert

He'd rather stick to the sidelines than lead, so when it comes to task he's somewhat reliable

At the start, he can be kind of aloof and cold, but it's not intentional; he just doesn't know how to set up a proper conversation

In other words he's socially awkward

And he's somewhat infamous for looking one second away from falling to sleep; guy got eyebags (can robots have eyebags? Or is it optic-bags?) and moves kinda slow when not in combat, and and talks very softly

He takes a lot of naps, but the feeling of lethargy remains

Probably why his role in the army is not one of combat

But he's hella loyal, and very caring to those who earned his affections

Just try to remind him to take a break before he falls into pieces lol

Now, moving on to the next OC idea:

V-V0X/Velocity/Boombox

Name is also undecided, but it's one of those two

But anyway

He's an Autobot who specializes in support, where he essentially acts as a debuffer for the front liners, stunning enemies and creating hazards to make an opening for the army

That's the best way I can explain it

Anyway

For what vehicle he's based on, I'm still deciding on what kind; initially I wanted him to be a sports car, but then I was thinking of a pickup truck or a tow truck of some kind

Maybe something like this (Chevrolet Silverado):

Just like before, his Alt-Mode is possibly some futuristic looking car similiar to the picture above until he got a new make over

Anyway, onto personality

Hmmm

Best way I can describe him is that he's basically Pandreo from Fire Emblem, but more subdued

He's not as cheery as, say, Bumblebee or Jazz or Hot Rod or any other energetic character in their many incarnations, he's still noticeably lively

He has difficulties reading the room, especially when he's excited, so maybe that's why he's called rude

But nah man, he just wanna have fun

But he's also kinda scared of authority? In a way? I don't know how to describe it, but he'll get kind of scared when in the presence of someone like Optimus Prime and even Megatron

Just basically people with a noticeable air of authority around them

Heck, maybe he'll even be scared of someone like Ratchet or Bumblebee, even

Even with that, he cares alot for his friends, he'll try and comfort them in whatever ways he can, like music

This guy really loves music, especially when he encounters Earth music

He's definitely the type of guy to jam to some rock music with an air guitar all obnoxiously lol

Conclusion; he babey

Alright, that's all I have. For each of their lore, I'm still trying to work the kinks out, 'cause WOW Transformers has so many things I didn't even know about. Like, Velocitron, Praxus, Kaon, and all that jazz (heh)? Titans? Predacons? Eukarians? I don't even know at this point lol.

But anyway.

So like I mentioned before, these 2 guys' story will primarily take place in the Prime universe (or the Alligned universe, I guess) since that's what I'm most familiar with for now. The gist of it is;

Hurricane runs away from the 'Cons, Velocity gives chase, they both crash landed onto Earth at different times with Hurricane being the first to enter, when they found each other they got damaged badly by an intense hurricane (which is where Hurricane got his name from), they got found by their designated human partner and got fixed up, some plot happens, they all bond, Hurricane decides to join the Autobots, and he and Velocity leaves their human to keep them safe and to explore the world as they search for more Autobots together.

And also they fell in love and became Conjux's together, I don't make the rules.

Also also they landed in Florida. Just because.

That's all I got for now, I'll make another post once I got more stuff for them, like their lore and all tht stuff. Until then, take care!

[constructiqueers]

yarp post about my fancont since id like to talk abt it i gotta get over it with my fear of sharing... under a cut though since it might be long

i was making posts going over lore stuff i came up with but erm. i figured it was best probably to start with some sort of introduction

i cant really compare it to any one continuity since overtime it kinda shaped itself, but its got some mix of idw, g1 and tfa in there. combiner wars too for later things i decided happen in the totally read totally will exist comic idea in my head

so far ive been calling it "transformers surge", idk if that name will stick or if any ideas ive had for it will since ya know...things develop and change n all that. so I'll be referring to it as tfS through this post (and maybe other posts) for convenience.

mm the basic set up for it kinda focuses on two different things happening on each factions side

for the autobots: a young soldier named hot rod rescues the matrix during a battle where its ripped from optimus prime and is given a vision, one that tells him he'll be the new prime. when returning the matrix to him later, optimus begins seeing visions from the matrix of the same thing, but from the perspective of himself and some of the other major autobots (ratchet, wheeljack, bumblebee, etc.) dying from...something. because they dont understand the matrix and it seems to know stuff they dont, its ultimately decided they're going to prepare to pass their roles down to new mechs.

these end up being: hot rod (because of the obvious), first aid (similar to his and ratchets idw incarnations with him being made the new cmo), brainstorm (a scientist who rivals wheeljack in being simultaineously brilliant and explosive) and blaster (jazz specifically is highly impressed by him and the rest are keen on having someone who can rival soundwave...he does come with his cassettes and they are important too, dont worry)

so with that, they intend for these guys to leave cybertron and train. er you might be like "okay but why?" my answer is filling every plot hole so hard pretend it isnt there.

as for the decepticons: because the autobots seemingly slowed during this time, megatron has become paranoid and requested shockwave and other decepticon scientists to come up with some new technology to use against whatever they could be planning. shockwave specifically comes up with the idea of cybertronians combining into a bigger entity after observing other mechanical life forms do that naturally

initially its a lot of failures, subjects hardly able to withstand it without their minds breaking entirely or outright dying. they keep researching though and eventually find a solution to the mental strain on these gestalts: unity of mind

so shockwave sets out to find new guinea pigs for this and he finds this: a group of 6 decepticons with construction alts, with a very strange, very close relationship and little value to the cause. perfect!

so the long story short of that is hes successful, they survive and the very first gestalt and combiner comes into existence: devastator. but theres a catch. this new combiner is like a freshly forged mech, can hardly stand up on his own let alone fight. begrugingly, megatron assigns one of his best soldiers, deadlock, to leave to an inconspicous planet and have them learn how to use this new mode. he doesnt want the autobots catching wind of his new weapon afterall.

so just both sides luck, both these ships containing very important mechs of theirs are off world, flying through space to their own separate destinations, and they manage to end up in each others sights

deadlock, extremely pissed he has to babysit the 6 weirdest most obnoxious decepticons hes ever met instead of killing autobots back home, sees an opportunity to attack what he sees as an easy little fight he can get in. too bad for him it ends up being far more than they can handle.

during the fight, after the decepticons make it on board the autobot ship, the fight causes the ship to shut down and begin spiralling into another planet. upon crashing and waking up there, they find themselves unable to contact home, the ships communicator is dead and the planet theyve found themselves on only contains few of its own people left, the species almost wiping themselves out in their own war...

n well theres so much more than that, theres a part 2 involving the combaticons and then a 3rd part where they all return to cybertron and theres the fucking combiner wars happening, but i for one havent thought that stuff fully out yet and for two this post is already way too damn long. i might share that stuff and i do plan on going in depth into each characters lore n stuff. some time. but this is lerimm the most basic part of what ideas have been sloshing around in my brain..

[cozzzynook]

Someone kidnapping sparkling Hot Rod and Perceptor trying to get him back.

I made this story twice and it kept getting deleted. I really want to crash out honestly.

But this is my third and final attempt at making this so i’ll just say Hot rod is a bitty with a spark condition and he’s taken from Perceptor while the mech is recharging. Perceptor wakes up and wails in anguish going on a bot hunt for his bitty who was taken by a group of mechs who believe bots with a dysfunction, not capable of serving their species or forged from or could forge other bots in the future from tanks.

He finds the group that stole his bitty and offlines them in a carriers rage that leaves them in pieces with their sparks ripped up and some missing chunks from being bitten out.

Hot rod is no longer allowed to sleep in his special made sparkling pod that they stole him in. Instead he’s strapped to Perceptor twenty four seven with his spark wires hooked into his chest and being hefted around on Perceptors hip and back.

Hot rod is not allowed out of Perceptors sight for a very very long time. The wreckers, Optimus, Ratchet, Deadlock, Prowl and Jazz have to intervene and send him to counseling.

Both Hot rod and Perceptor were traumatized by the kidnapping along with every mech aboard the ark and the decepticon side.

Word spread quickly and war just wasn’t on the forefront of any bots mind since almost every bot on both sides had a sparkling or more to protect. War just kind of stops and both sides claim a side of the planet for themselves.

Perceptor eventually learns to let Hot rod stay with others.

He lets Optimus watch Hot rod who plays with Bee. Hot rod and Bee developed differently than most of the sparklings on board. Bee was born too small and unable to process minerals and the ability to naturally create nutrients while Hot rod’s spark was connected to a lot of wires that stabilized it and helped it developed a normal beat.

Perceptor felt most comfortable with Hot rod in Optimus care. His next choice was Deadlock and Ratchet which surprised a lot of bots except for those that knew the three. Deadlock did not play when it came to sparklings and he barely trusted a bot outside of Ratchet and Perceptor with his own bitty First aid. Hot rod enjoyed playing with sparkling sized fake medical tools that Ratchet made for First aid. Ratchet was the best medic cybertron had ever seen and he was perfect to make sure Hot rod was okay. It wasn’t a hard decision like Optimus wasn’t. It was just extremely hard being away from him.

The next bot he left Hot rod with was Kup who was a bit rusty but he did very well. He was an incredible grandsire to Hot rod and Perceptor was sure he was safe since Kup wouldn’t let Hot rod from his arms. He found the two napping together barricaded in Kups office and he just couldn’t be mad.

When it came to letting Jazz and Prowl sparkling sit Hot rod he was…ordered to in a way by Optimus who assured him the two would keep an optic on Hot rod as they did Bumblebee. That gave him great reassurance but he still worried every nano klik.

Jazz and Prowl had two sparklings going on three. Springer was another mechs sparkling but Jazz claimed him as his own as well. Springer was a huge sparkling, really huge. He was scared he’d crush or hurt Hot rod but was pleasantly surprised the bitty was even more careful around Hot rod than a sparkling should be. Bluestreak was a bitty like Hot rod but even he was careful. The three of them had fun playing together and Springer even managed to rest Hot rod against him when he sat up. It was both scary and extremely cute but Perceptor was more than happy to leave Hot rod with them.

His winning moment of loving Springer was when they were all sitting together in the common area talking while their bitties were playing. Bee was rolling on the floor with Bluestreak while First aid was putting band aids on Blasters sparkling. Chromia and Windblades sparkling Arcee was nibbling on Springers helm, the bitty didn’t even mind, while smoothing Hot rods helm.

Perceptor was unapologetically grateful the sparklings had a sense to not be rough with Hot rod or Bee and still included them.

He also fell in love with the big green bitty when a mech came up to the group of sparklings with the creators permission and smiled waving at them. The bot reached out to give a friendly pat to Bee’s helm only for Hot rod to cry out disproving and that made them all slightly alert but they sat still.

The mech moved away and smiled friendly towards Hot rod with their hands in a soft manner moving slowly towards Hot rod who looked at them funny. Only for Springer to slap their servo away and rev his little engine.

None of them had ever seen him do that, not even his creators. Jazz was quick to grab Springer, who was about to flare his plating at the mech, and Hot rod who whined holding onto Springer. Prowl struggled to get up because he was carrying heavy while Perceptor hefted him up and ran to grab Hot rod while Prowl grabbed Springer.

The mech backed off entirely and scurried off making Jazz and Windblade follow.

“Thank you Springer,” Perceptor spoke truthfully, “I’m forever in your debt,” he truly meant it and the others could tell.

Ever since Perceptor was willing to leave his bitty with another but he never let go of being weary of new bots nor did he allow them to look at his bitty too long.

[quietbluejay]

Transformers: Devastation #1

Nightbeat time!

and a surprise kitty guest star (yes, it's exactly who you think I mean)

Nightbeat is looking at it under a microscope while holding it with tweezers

he's not sure how it plays into the Sunstreaker mystery

and...

he scratches his chin as he thinks, well, that's how they were found

then he calls up Bumblebee. He's got a job for him...

but now, time to present his theory to Optimus

Optimus asks if he's sure, which gives Nightbeat the opportunity to exposit I like this Nightbeat, ngl

he summarizes what they know (which we found out in earlier miniseries):

the rogue dude got the info from the bunker

he took a bunch of digital images which he downloaded to the palm pilot

meanwhile Thundercracker and the Runatwins were sent after him

and then Ratchet got involved and the device got brought here to the Ark

so, he figures whoever this rogue dude's boss is doesn't see a difference between Autobot and Decepticon - they just wanted to get a Cybertronian

so he asked Bumblebee to look around the shore of Lake Michigan

he found....

so they were watching for weeks

Prowl wants to know who and why

Nightbeat doesn't have an answer on either!

"…I'm sure we'll find out soon enough"

this is Hot Rod by the by

they've managed to track Ironhide down to Warsaw and he's scheduled to be crushed in some impound lot or something

when they open at 6am

they have a bit less than 45 minutes

Hot Rod figures that's plenty of time but hey any excuse to race

back to the Ark ground

Optimus: recommendations?

Bumblebee thinks about putting a virus to backtrack them

Optimus claps his hands together and says to do it. They've been on the defensive for too long

and now...

blorbo time! note the guys hanging back in the corridor

absolutely incredible 10/10

finger guns

the Decepticons are NOT happy with Sixshot being here

so much for all that strategy

they think Megatron's lost it, but who's gonna tell him that

Astrotrain: I know who might

and now back to the USSR and no I will not get tired of making that joke

we're in Brasnya again!

Agent Red mutters something about 26 years in the making

wavage!

they're using some kind of mind control on him to track down other Cybertronians

back on the Ark, Verity and Jimmy aren't happy that it seems like no one is doing anything to find Hunter, and they harass Jazz who is carrying a load of stuff

Jazz deals with them a little awkwardly but sympathetically, but says "not now"

the two of them decide what they need...

oh no not you

incredible

Hound gives Sideswipe a look and apologizes to Optimus

Optimus tells Hound he's going to have Jetfire take over from him. His squad are going to Earth

this is the point of no return...

Astrotrain: Say it. Say the name...

o w o

back to Lake Michigan

prowl's lights are weird again

they're flying to the Gulf of Mexico. Their ETA is like 10min. huh. Flight path is clear

stealth procedures are in place

it's time to go

they rise up off the lake floor

however, someone is watching from above

oh ew you but also, it's wild ratbat wasn't stuck with the rest of the casseticons

Megatron sends out Sixshot and orders him...

"No survivors"

Bee: civilian and military wavebands are clear. no red flags

Nightbeat: four minutes and thirty-two seconds to destination

did they…even tell hunter and verity that they're moving??

uh oh, there's an incoming something...coming fast at them

they can't shake him, he's more maneuverable than them

Prowl: everyone! brace for impact!

Sixshot fires

and the issue ends on that

[tf-warbound]

I am peak interested, have you started writing things about your continuity yet? Like a masterlist? If so I have some questions to ask:

How is the main cast going to look like?

What about the relationships of each characters?

So far the main cast consists of:

The Autobots, with Optimus, Prowl, Jazz, Ratchet, First Aid and the Protectobots, Red Alert, Ironhide, Wheeljack, Bumblebee, Cliffjumper, Arcee, Sunstreaker, Sideswipe, Smokescreen, Bulkhead, Hot Rod, the Dinobots, Jetfire, Perceptor, Blaster, and Ultra Magnus

and the Decepticons, with Megatron, Starscream, Soundwave and his cassettes, Shockwave, Knockout, Thundercracker, Skywarp, Thrust, Dirge, Ramjet, the Rainmakers, the Constructicons, the Combaticons, the Stunticons, and the Vehicons.

There are a few neutral mechs, made up of former Decepticons. The insecticons, Predaking, Darksteel, Skylynx, Ripclaw, and the HWD + Lightwave are all considered neutral/unaligned

Gonna put the relationship talk under the cut bc there is a lot going on with these guys :]

MegOp is canon. They once cared about each other, but not as much while the war is going on. Optimus is sad, and doesn’t have a whole lot of hope that he’ll ever see the mech that he knew again, and has been focusing on his adoptive sons, Bumblebee and Cliffjumper to try and take his mind off of the relationship he and Megatron once had. Megatron is consumed by rage and paranoia. He’s not in a very good headspace, and has been prolonging the war just to try and be petty and prove to Optimus that he’s the better mech. Meg’s arc is majorly tied to getting him to retire.

Soundwave and Starscream’s relationship with Megatron is complex to say the least. Starscream does not like Megatron. He does not think Megatron is fit to lead at all, and that he’s a bloodthirsty maniac who deserves to be put down. Soundwave, on the other hand, is a hypocrite. He’s loyal to Megatron. He wouldn’t be a very good Amica otherwise. He defends Megatron’s actions with tooth and nail, always excusing them with “it’s for the cause” while calling out Autobots on shitty things they did. Starscream thinks that Soundwave is a suck up.

Soundwave and Shockwave are conjunxes, but their relationship has become a bit strained. Shockwave is not the biggest fan of Megatron, and sees that, logically, there should be someone else in charge of the Decepticons. Maybe not Starscream, but anyone other than Megatron who isn’t outright stupid would be better. The cassettes (and Lightwave) are their delinquent kids.

Starscream and Skyfire were lovers once. Not fully conjunxes, but they almost were. Their relationship started falling apart as the war went on, with Skyfire really not enjoying being part of the ‘cons. Sadly, the Decepticons landing on Earth was Sky’s breaking point. He didn’t want to participate in the destruction of Earth, so he left the ‘cons and became an Autobot. He misses Starscream a lot, and has yet to encounter the seeker on any patrols or missions.

Thundercracker and Skywarp are just trying to be good brothers to Starscream while he processes the divorce.

Knockout and Breakdown are absolutely conjunxes no one can tell me otherwise.

I view the relationship between the Constructicons and the Combaticons differently. The Constructicons are siblings. They treat each other like annoying younger siblings even though they’re all the same age. The Combaticons, however, are like a group of besties. They didn’t really know each other that well before the war, but once the war started and they were put into the Gestalt program together, they hit it off. Blast Off is absolutely trying (and failing) to court Onslaught, while Vortex has some freaky shit going on with First Aid.

Bumblebee, Arcee, and Hot Rod are besties and no one can change my mind

Prowl and Jazz are two smart mechs who become absolute dumbasses around each other. Add Smokescreen into the mix as Prowl’s little brother and you’ve got absolute chaos. Things are on fire and Ratchet and Ironhide are having an aneurism over how crazy they are when working together.

Edit: Astrotrain and Blitzwing are part of the main Decepticon cast too