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How do you feel about SG Optimus prime with a breeding kink😏

We've talked about it plenty on here before and my opinion has not changed, SG Optimus with a breeding kink would actually destroy you

Not in a figurative sense, I mean literally you would not be able to move for several hours because his dick would not be further than 3 inches from your pussy at any given time while in a mating press

And you know what, you're probably tied up too why not

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“Be serious, Rodimus, have you ever kept anything you held from breaking?”

For the always lovely and always wonderful @larrydraws who is so enthusiastic and positive about this pairing and who is also fucking perfect and kind brilliant and makes me melt every second of the day! I really hope you like it! ;w; HAVE THIS SCHMOOP, DARLING, HAVE ALL THIS SCHMOOP!

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POV: you're watching a science lecture being streamed on OnlyCons and you decide to check out the chat moderator's channel

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Tarn kept a firm grasp on Glitch's hip plating, large clawed finger delicately and perfectly finding the gaps and tender wiring to pull and pet in perfect tandem to make Glitch's hips jerk uselessly against them to try and grind his burning panel against the thigh pressed against his plating and keeping his thighs spread. He couldn't budge in the slightest left to kick his legs in frustration, unable to even gasp or groan with the inhibitor on. Every noise was a senseless filtered static. 

Tarn chuckled, low and rumbling through to clench sweetly around Glitch's Spark, sending a wave of charge that visibly crackled between them. 

Glitch watched helplessly as little arcs of electricity crackled back and forth from purple to orange and back. The servos so large they engulfed his waist thumb brushing high and the smallest digit hooking lightly around the back of his thighs.

Glitch's squirmed at the thought. Of how he couldn't even think to struggle, even his own Outlier ability smothered by the mysterious Tarn's everything. It should have been threatening. Bad that the unknown mech had gotten him here trapped under him far from his crew.

Instead Glitch's valve cycled down, as he thought of what the size difference meant for Tarn's spike. Fuck Overlord for giving him appreciation for lovers on the larger spectrum.

The dazed moment let Tarn raise his thigh up and press the smooth metal right up against Glitch's valve cover, pressing so hard the cover grinded against Glitch's swollen valve and node, sending pleasure so sharp it stung but not focused enough to do anything more than tease. It never pressed where he wanted most. 

His panel popped open.

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What if Tarn has a medic fetish

Yes, this has lead to Situations™ before, especially considering decepticon medics' reputation

oh my god what if Pharma reminds him of an old situationship

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The idea that if you're fragging a soldier of the other faction you're officially supposed to sway them to your faction is very funny to me

"We would prefer you not fuck an autobot, but if you do please convince them to defect to us pretty please :)"

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Imagining Swindle gets swept up by a bunch of aliens looking to study Cybertronian mating habits. The study is purely optional, and Swindle is about to turn them down, but then they say he'll receive financial compensation for his participation.

Needless to say, he participates with much enthusiasm.

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above all my fetish sideblog must be jerkoffable

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Wrecker sandwich with microscope filling

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Package with unorthodox— but welcome—contents.

Cm for @thebirdkiwi !

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GAH HAVE THIS

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Hits Ratchet with the bimbo beam!!!

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This feels likes the successor in vibes to this concept. Only the ask is Tarn's PoV of this. Overlord saw him in pre-heat and went for it immediately.

Overlord kidnaps Glitch for Megatron and never forgives the little bastard for tazing him which obviously means he has to take Tarn's virginity the moment he gets the chance as payback and likes it a little too much.

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Welcome new people. Read the pinned if you want to ask a question since it generally covers it. Ask box is always open.

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Rodiclash humiliation

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I think Ratchet should have been a porn star to pay for medical school, first solo, then when he got offers in groups. His "party ambulance" reputation comes from the fact his job got leaked and suddenly everyone treated him as if he'd interface with anyone who asked or for payment.

That's why he hates the nickname. It was his pornstar stage name.

And why he only kept contact with three people from school who never used it: Orion Pax, Thunderclash, and Pharma.

Ratchet’s past is about to catch up with them again as Mirage's porn night is showing a collection of "top ten vintage pornography" and he's agreed to attend for once.