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above all my fetish sideblog must be jerkoffable

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Wrecker sandwich with microscope filling

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Package with unorthodox— but welcome—contents.

Cm for @thebirdkiwi !

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GAH HAVE THIS

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Hits Ratchet with the bimbo beam!!!

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This feels likes the successor in vibes to this concept. Only the ask is Tarn's PoV of this. Overlord saw him in pre-heat and went for it immediately.

Overlord kidnaps Glitch for Megatron and never forgives the little bastard for tazing him which obviously means he has to take Tarn's virginity the moment he gets the chance as payback and likes it a little too much.

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Welcome new people. Read the pinned if you want to ask a question since it generally covers it. Ask box is always open.

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Rodiclash humiliation

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I think Ratchet should have been a porn star to pay for medical school, first solo, then when he got offers in groups. His "party ambulance" reputation comes from the fact his job got leaked and suddenly everyone treated him as if he'd interface with anyone who asked or for payment.

That's why he hates the nickname. It was his pornstar stage name.

And why he only kept contact with three people from school who never used it: Orion Pax, Thunderclash, and Pharma.

Ratchet’s past is about to catch up with them again as Mirage's porn night is showing a collection of "top ten vintage pornography" and he's agreed to attend for once.

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What is the most likely sexual array mod(s) you can see mtmte Rodimus getting?

Ohhh, I have given him so many in my head.

The most obvious one is of course a flame decal though it is purely for aesthetic. I feel like his array is a fine line between work of art pretty with bright colors and gaudy embarrassment and hits differently depending on the person.

To start with he's internally, ribbed for his pleasure, with a ton of extra nodes and stripes of sensors that glow, his valve lips are also striped with thin pieces of mettle that help build up more charge. The rings inside of rib work have the function of both vibrating (which he can activate on his own for fun times or with partners) and are a reverse knot that can lock a spike inside. If installed incorrectly they can tighten enough to break someone's spike. This is manufacturing error was repeated later more intentionally in models as a protective devices and though Rodimus is causal and it isn't known, his do have a code that can be switched on if he ever wanted to. He is all sorts of plush too.

His spike on top of being brightly colored with a subtle, for him, flame design, is pleasantly sized between length and width with ribbing along the top a line of vibrating nodes along the bottom and a large glowing one near the top that resembles a piercing.

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Valveplug idea: Tarn's first rut/heat after his "Tarn" upgrade/reformat coming at a VERY inconvenient time

I HAVE BEEN ON A TARN KICK SO EXCELLENT TIMING ANON!

He got his body glow up pretty immediately from joining the Decepticons since he already had it at Grindcore, even before the DJD were a twinkle in Megatron's eye. Probably safe to blame the usual culprits of either Lobe (Phase Sixer Creator) or Shockwave for it. But just picture Glitch turned Damus again, since it's more dignified, all baby deer legs getting used to being a tank and the utter joy of having hands and a face, doing his physical therapist transformations and walk to test the new body.

He transforms and takes off excited to experience it and runs straight into Overlord, who is all ready to bully Megatron's new favorite, and challenges him to a spar. Damus, overconfident and feeling powerful for the first time in a very long time, refuses to backdown and starts fighting with him. He actually gets distracted on the high of how good it feels to be so sturdy after taking a solid punch to the face and ends up smiles at Overlord strangely sweetly in a way that throws him enough to let Damus get in a crotch shot which is when things start getting dirty.

He did get in plenty of stupid wrestling fights with the Outlier Gang and he was always " a bit of bastard" when fighting previously, though he is used to being smaller and wigglier he is untrained but not inexperienced.

Overlord though has been fighting for thousands of years even before the war and is an Actual Bastard. So when he starts feeling the early pings of a heat starting to clear all the junk data of the new frame and the temperature starting up he decides to take advantage. Grappling turns to caressing and groping. Focuses more on pinning and forcing their bodies close together. Teasing sensitive seams and if he can get his mouth close enough a quick bite on a choice piece of kibble.

The thrill of his new body and physical exertion quickly starts to turn salacious and Damus is finding it hard to think or truly fight back as Overlord manages to pin him more and more easily, nibbling along his neck cables, hands grabbing his hips and pulling their arrays flush together while steam puffs from the seams.

Before he knows it he's open mouthed panting and grounding back, metal sending sparks against each other's plating that fold away when Damus skills after a particular sharp bite falling forward on his face, head swimming with a yelp. Overlord laughs and is not kind at all when he pulls back and bottoms out in one cruel push making Damus scream at the sudden use of his valve array which is soaked but oversensitive from both heat and newness.

Soon he is squealing and moaning uncoordinated and clumsy trying to push back, only to have his head shoved down while Overlord fucks him gracelessly through two quick overloads in succession before the first witness arrives. Damus recovers enough sense to weakly push himself so his face isn't completely pressed down with a steadying arm when the second one shocks through him clearing a little bit, though he is still physically lax and a puddle of static and pleasure as anything and everything Overlord is doing from digging fingers into his seams to biting everything he can touch to gripping his hips so hard they dent flips over the pleasure sensors.

Damus makes eye contact with the first Decepticon come to watch Overlord's catch and starts to struggle only for Overlord to grab him and force his head upright to watch as others gather and be able to look away or hide while they get to see his face through each and every subsequent overload.

It ends with Damus shaky, looking like he'd been mauled and simultaneously feeling satisfied and utterly humiliated. Overlord never lets him live it down and the hatred is entirely personal from then having to limp back and get repaired.

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So I was watching my husband play Cyberpunk.

Do you think Cybertronians ever get spike or valve malfunctions from mods that weren't installed properly?

That would honestly be hilarious.

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I am bored and dealing with writers block. Please talk about your valveplug ideas.

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i’m sick of seeing plug/valve and it not looking like this, this can be sexy too ya know

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fitting a 3/8 into a 3/32

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The Second Child Idea

Sins ends nothing a Divorce put TaraProwl talking things out and getting back together.

Now, to describe the subsequent sex marathon to make a makeup baby "the old fashion way" to appease Tarantulas in between Zoom couples therapy with Rung and calls to Springer.

Prowl arrives on the moon Conjuxed and carrying his "newest little abomination" (Sentinel's last words) Blackarachnia.

The Moon Husbands would appreciate the help more if it didn't involve having to hear exactly how good the marriage is when Fortress happily volunteers to babysit BA.