#Joker mention

[jasontoddsguns]

I would never take motif-ed villains/heroes seriously. Like yeah that was a good monologue, but also you’re like the top buyer of assorted clown stuff on Etsy.

[mrmosseater]

[imsociallyanxiousgetoverit]

If insanity is repeating despite no changes occurring then can insanity be a form of ignorance which is the opposite of wisdom?

In children I’d argue yes (they’re the most likely to be ignorant due to lack of experience)

In the Joker I’d argue no (it’s arrogance, which is still not wisdom but is, not ignorance)

I now absolutely believe all people have a peak point of insanity, but that the Joker is still irredeemible and that is good

Welcome to my thoughts while watching RT’s Deku tree Lego build stream

[vat-jou-goed-en-trek]

*Ring ring ring*

EMS operater: 911 what's your emergency?

Barbara: Hello? Yes, I was just in a car purpose

EMS operater: A car purpose? Ma'am, do you mean a car accident?

Barbara: No, I hit that bitch on purpose

[incorrectbatfam]

Dick, to the Joker: Hello. My name is Richard Grayson. You killed my brother. Prepare to die.

[kitsune1366]

"Where did you get such a sick set of wine cups? Such a fine set MUST have cost you a pretty penny, and here I was thinking you were a broke college student!" Jason laughed lightly, taking a sip of water from one of said glasses. It was shallow and wide, with lovely dark red patterns mirrored on the outer and inner rim seamlessly. The other cup, sitting in Danny's hand, a matching design.

"Ahh, no. I AM a broke college student. I just, found the materials to make them! Really, it was just a small project."

"They're really well made have--" his phone pinged with the sound of an arrow flying past, over and over, overlapping, and he sighed. Picking it up, to see the entire batchat blowing up. Eyebrows furrowing, he scrolled up to see what started all of it, to see a link. Clicking on it brought him to a news article, released three hours ago.

The Joker was found in his cell.

Missing BOTH his kneecaps.

No wounds, no forced entry or exit. It was as though the deranged clown wasn't born with them. Tapping his nail on the rim of the cup, he stilled. Across from him, Danny suddenly seemed nervous. Jason tapped it again, holding the cup closer to his ear. It was--

"Are these the fucking Jokers kneecaps??" He pulled the cup away from his head, looking at it differently, then up at Danny. The smaller male crossed his arms.

"the rejected court jester doesn't need to cause more damage than already done. I'm doing Gotham a favor. Besides, it's like I said, materials just laying around. They were being wasted anyway."

"I'm drinking out of one of his Kneecaps?" The nervous look turned to fear from Danny, his arms uncrossing as his hands waved back and forth in front of himself.

"Ahh, if, if you don't like them or they're making you feel sick, I'm sorry! I just--- you mentioned that the Joker made you feel both angry and fearful, so I-- I just thought-"

Without breaking eye contact, Jason downed the rest of his water, gently clicked the cup onto the small coffee table and stood up.

"This? Is a cause of celebration. Champagne or wine?" The creak of old hinges, as he opened the good drawer, only for emergencies or Good days. This counted as a Really Good Day.

"You? You're not curious about this? Not worried? You're not going to call the cops or bats on me, are you??" Danny was standing now, dropping nearly to a ready stance to sprint. Whether to attempt and get past Jason to the door or our the window unknown.

"Do I look like I carry a giant bat symbol light? My phone is sitting on the coffee table next to my cup. Besides,"

The bottle was way in the back, but still relatively new. Hopefully Danny could hold his alcohol.

"You're gonna tell me all the details of why and how you decided on This as a gift. Let alone, how it was done. At this point I don't know if it's a dating gift, or if you're proposing. Either way, my answer is 'Yes'."

Danny's body dropped into the armchair, as his hands flew up to cover his face. It did nothing to hide his embarrassment, even the other man's ears had turned red.

Thinking of an au where Danny moves to Gotham for university and he meets Jason and there’s just something about the guy (I mean he’s built like a brick shit house and likes romance novels, he’s perfect) and Danny starts doing strange things. He wants to avenge him? And also bake him cookies?

Anyway Danny starts doing ghostly courting rituals but doesn’t understand why he does them and Jason is equally as confused (and yet flattered)

[m-1-8]

Dark Nights Metal redraw, but we flip the script on’em

[dead-girl-tells-stories]

DC x DP Prompt

To the delight of Gotham's citizens, and the dismay of her criminal underbelly, the GCPD has a new specialized unit that ACTUALLY apprehends criminals and brings them to justice!

It's a relatively small squad of mostly young adults, who looked fresh out of their teens. But age didn't matter once they got the work done. And they did, as they've already got criminals like Penguin, Riddler, and Bane behind bars for what looks to be 'for good'.

No one besides Commissioner Gordan knows anything about the squad as they operate as a mostly separate entity from GCPD. It was rare to see any of them, and any photos taken were unusually blurry. They are also extremely secretive; if you exclude their social media which are usually just shit posts, memes, and thirst edits of the Wayne family.

They were a total mystery. Almost as mysterious as Batman.

But those who have seen/worked with the squad before all had the same thing to say about them. They were cool. They had an unusually effective method. And their leader is a menace. With his sharp teeth and pointed smile. And bright blue eyes that spoke to your soul. It was a pleasure to see/ work with him, it really was. But they weren't planning on doing so again for a long time.

That being said, Gotham had been quiet for a while. A bit too quiet if you ask anyone, especially the Bats. Strangely, it didn't feel like the usual calm before the shit storm. The instinctual pit in their guts that usually formed just wasn't there. This was different. This wasn't the calm before the storm. This was the ocean receding. But no one seemed to realize it yet.

Not until the tsunami came crashing down on them.

The GCPD special unit accounts that had been inactive for the last three months suddenly pinged to life. Everyone who followed them clicked the notification almost immediately. With this unnerving calm surrounding them, who the hell didn't want to see what batshit crazy statement they would make after three months of radio silence.

What they didn't expect, was to see a crystal-clear picture of justice finally being served.

The picture was a selfie, taken in an abandoned warehouse. In the middle of the dirty floor was the Joker. He was tied up and his head hung low. You could see how beaten he was, his clothes torn and bloody. His face paint was also coming off, revealing pale blotchy skin. Reminding everyone that, he was still human, just like the rest of them.

Behind him, all lined up with smiles on their faces, was Team Phantom. They were a bit bloody and bruised as well but overall in much better condition. They weren't wearing the normal GCPD navy blue uniform, but black and white ones. All stylized to fit the wearers taste. They all looked so young, but their eyes looked like old tired eyes, finally getting some relief.

From in the corner was their leader. Only part of his face was in the picture. One glowing blue eye, and part of his Cheshire smile. His hand making a peace sign next to the Joker. Even with only part of his being shown, everyone could tell he was relived as well.

And while the picture itself was shocking, the caption was what really got them. The top was what you would usually expect from the team. A big bold 'GOT EM' ' at the top. But at the bottom in small, almost unnoticeable text was:

"He will face his punishment. We will get our retribution. May we finally rest in peace."

[lampp0start]

I'm here to show off my Boom au Silver mainly but I have a couple other things

I think actual Sonic is more Superman coded but I love toxic yaoi.

my squidow tadpole au continues

[caedi]

JACK & JOKER (2024)

"I'll bring back the gentle version of you from five years ago." [x]

[itsallaboutbl]

You're messing with the wrong guy, kid.

[methoughtsphantom]

Danny adopts Jason and Dan kills the Joker au

Danny adopts Jason not because of the pit but because he sees how hard the guy goes after the Joker. At first Danny thinks nothing of it, but then Jason gets all the core vibes typical of wanting to avenge something. that would be fine except Jason is a bby ghost and the thing he wants to avenge is his own’s death. It’s a feeling Danny almost didn’t have to struggle with, being that a portal killed him (except it was the reason he immediately went to have beef with anyone that crossed the portal. They were essentially aided with the device that killed him and that made him feel… threatened? Frostbite didn’t explain it all that well) so yeah here’s Danny having a bit of a heart attack because the Red Hood is actively seeking to be in the same room as his murderer which baby ghosts are not allowed to what the fuck. He personally won’t do it, (cause he’s never killed someone) but he’s not above asking his older brother Dan to do it.

Danny: think of it as a favor I’m asking of u

Dan: it’s murder, that way surpasses a favor

Danny: 🥺 i’ll buy u a donut

Dan:

Dan: make it a half a dozen and you’re on

[afterthelambs]

I'm not sure if I believe the "Wakaba Isshiki did unethical experiments" theory in the fandom, but I do think this is the biggest proof of it in-game:

Because how the hell would she know that?

The first explanation is that she did experiments by sending people into palaces and then testing what happens to them if the palace collapses. Which is messed up for obvious reasons.

The second explanation is that she did NOT test it, meaning she was just making shit up. Which is funny but also would make her a terrible scientist. This explanation is less believable because everything else about her research is too accurate.

There's also a theory that Wakaba did unethical experiments on Akechi specifically. I'm not sure I believe that, since the evidence for it is pretty shallow (like the featherman game scientist experimenting on grey pigeon). But this scene is once again the biggest argument you could make for that theory. The researcher in the image above refers to palaces by their correct term 'palaces', which they say was based on Wakaba's research. But that's only something you would know with firsthand experience of the metaverse. And the only person they know who could access the metaverse was Akechi (that we know of, but i dont think Shido would rely only on Akechi if there were other options).

So yeah this scene is very sus. It's most likely the writers didn't think too deep about the implications. There's no way they wanted Futaba's mom to be sketchy, right? But even if it's not intentional, the scenes and their implications still exist. So in conclusion those theories make sense, I get it, and I don't blame anyone for headcanoning them and having fun. And tbh anyone involved with cognitive psience was portrayed as some degree of unethical (maruki for example), maybe this is just on-brand

[incorrectbatfam]

Dick: You killed my brother.

Joker: I've killed very many brothers. You'll have to be more specific.

[srnileforme]

“All of this was done by Joke. He said he wanted to make amends for making you sad.”

JACK & JOKER (2024) | EPISODE 4

[batsyheere]

The dynamics between Dan, Danny and Ellie are so funny to consider. Danny is far too used to handling Sam and Tucker at their worst and now he has an additional gremlin duo who picked up whatever madness was in Vlad's system when he decided cloning was a great idea. (Danny is highly aware that it is not a good thing to have more him in the world and has resolved to better avoid clone plots). Meanwhile Dan and Ellie will fight over the most random, inane things, but the minute it's about family they band together into a proper terror and the only beings able to stop them are Jazz in her disappointment if the situation calls for it, and sleep deprived Danny who does not realize his exhausted presence is like a terrifying parental figure catching their kid doing something stupid.

It gets even funnier when Jazz finally breaks out of the mindset that she needs to be in charge and instead enjoys herself, and so the only leash for the three most feral Fentons (honorary and named) is a perpetually tired teen/young adult.

Now drop that in Gotham.