#Jim is a dumbass
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I headcanon that Vulcans have feline traits ==> I must draw kitty Spock with moving ears and glow-in-the-dark eyes that dilate.
He goes crazy for laser pointers. They are banned from the bridge. Looking at you, Jim.
#spirk#jim t kirk#spock#star trek#cat Spock#jim kirk#star trek tos#vulcans are cats#my art#Jim you’re an idiot#stop playing with the bridge lights#I love you so much#you dumbass#kitty Spock#can’t draw backgrounds when I try to yet somehow this lil strip that has no need for one still got more detail in the back than I meant for
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#When You Date In Secret But Everyone Knows Anyways
#dumbasses all of them#i love them#congratulations you all played yourselves#the office#superstore#abbott elementary#gregory x janine#jim x pam#jonah x amy#simmosa#teddie#jam#4x1#4x2
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Crowley: *standing outside the bookshop holding a sign that reads “dinner tonight, angel?”
Jim: *excitedly from window* Okay! :D
Crowley: no, absolutely not, go tell Aziraphale…
Jim: Mr fell! I’m going to dinner with your husband tonight!
Aziraphale: That’s nice Jim.
Aziraphale:
Aziraphale: my wot
#incorrect good omens quotes#incorrect quotes#good omens#crowley#aziraphale#ineffable husbands#ineffable dumbasses#Jim
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bit different from my usual stuff 🧍🏼♀️
#logan hillier#kms coz in the process of making this post i got distracted by an erik edit logan rt and started bawling#devils pack#kcd2#kingdom come deliverance#evil gang#kingdom come 2#faethief yaps#meme#hes everywhere#happy? ending?#from that new dumbass clip jim posted
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~ Batman: Black and White
So, it is canon that some folks do think Bruce is a pedophile who took Dick in to prey on him. Not just these kids, but probably also adults in their life they would have heard it from.
Anyway, this story is about Dick's insecurities when he started living in Gotham and being Robin, and how he felt like nobody believed in him. Firstly, his classmates judge him, then it's the cops that disapprove of a child on the field (Gotta love the viewpoint of Dick being like "they think I'm not good enough" because, while adults are worried about a kid fighting crime, he takes it as a personal offense) One person is shown to believe in him, it's Bruce. Even if Dick is worried about Batman believing in him, it is shown since the beginning with Bruce telling him that Dick has to be better than him. Bruce having expectations for Dick here is him believing Dick is not just good enough, he is better. And in the end, Dick is the one to catch the bad guy, so take that Gotham! Batman was right!
On a side note, Bruce being a dad. Dick saying, thinking he is speaking to Alfred, not to tell Bruce implies that Bruce is doing the parenting and the lecturing, and Alfred can disapprove, but he is not taking the role of Bruce, and may be bought to not tell Bruce. But also, the end, with him taking off his cape to give it to Robin, so he isn't cold without his. And the hand on the shoulder, keeping his kid close. Adorable. He is probably looking so proud of his boy.
#dick grayson#robin#batman#bruce wayne#jim gordon#dc comics#batman black and white#go read it now it's really good#the pov of Dick is great here because it's really logical for a kid to think like that#bruce's thoughts as he hears all the cops criticize his boy being here “he's better than all of you dumbasses”
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JIM & LEE IN EVERY EPISODE: 3/
#gothamedit#gotham#dcmultiverse#dcugifs#dcgifs#jim gordon#tvedit#lee thompkins#jimlee#otpsource#smallscreensource#tvcentric#filmtvcentral#cinematv#1x14#my edit#lee x jim#jim x lee#jim gordon you dumbass#<- affectionate
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McKirk getting together au but it's first officer James Kirk finding ways to send himself to the medbay in order to flirt with the senior medical officer and senior medical officer Bones McCoy who is getting increasingly concerned about how much the first officer of the USS Farragut is getting injured-
#star trek#jim kirk#bones mccoy#mckirk#idk this makes me happy#they're so silly#also their dumbasses#which is an amazing combo#also this is very on brand for kirk#he'd do smth like this#bones will always be a concerned doctor at heart#with a massive crush on his commander too
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bones? ☠️ doc. 🫥
#AKJFPASOFJPASF THE FACE HE MAKES WHEN HE NOTICES THE FUCKING SKELETON#such a dumbass#what did that one post say#i might be smart but that wont stop me from being an idiot#yeah#thats kirk alr#star trek#st tos#star trek tos#jim kirk#leonard mccoy#bones star trek#catspaw
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The biology of Vulcan’s…
#star trek tos#star trek#amok time#spock#s'chn t'gai spock#tos spock#james t kirk#captain kirk#jim kirk#spirk#k/s#the conversation is hilarious to me#Spock is like this fucking idiot#and he still loves that dumbass
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New headmate (me). I'm Icicle, I'm a fictionkin (not fictive) of Icicle (Wings of Fire). No duh.
The others want me to add that we think I'm a persecutor, and to interact with caution, as I can be mean. I think they're just sensitive, but whatever.
#not skeletons#not dragons#yellow yaps#icicle 🧊🗡️ //#yellow scribbles#Jim drew this.#It's mid at best.#There's all the stray lines on the right#And my eyes are way too close together#Looks nothing like me#Dumbass#Plus those fingers look like shit#The hand's fucking backwards#Jesus christ Jimmy have you ever seen a fucking human person
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From the stream!
#sorry to a certain dumbass for subjecting you to whatever the fuck that was#lol 😂 😭#I swear I don't sing quite that bad#but nerves got to me 😭😭😭#also my throat was dry as fuck... I went through 3 glasses of water wtf#trollhunters#tales of arcadia#toa#jim lake jr#toa trollhunters#trollhunters tales of arcadia#toa wizards#trollhunters toa#jim sketch
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Dream Gotham blunt rotation?
Harvey, every adult woman in Gotham (except Isabella bc weirdo :/), Harvey (again), Victor Fries (I think he really needs it tbh, or a wife but yk.)
Nightmare Gotham blunt rotation?
Oswald, Ed, Jim (I fucking hate him), Oswald ( again bc he would realistically be the worst to get high with), Jim (I want this man euthanized).
#i love making stupid headcanons#like oh my god it’s so silly dude#but yea I still think Oswald would be the worst to get high with#he’s too impatient for an edible and his ego would make him wanna out smoke everyone#fucking dumbass#I don’t trust this man to smoke responsibly.#Ed…he just talks to walls. he’s chill otherwise. I just hate Jim and wanna see him suffer#I would wring his fucking neck bc I know he doesn’t stop yapping abt the consequences of his actions#like grrr rhrrrr#but yeag#moo.txt#gotham#oswald cobblepot#edward nygma#gotham penguin#gotham riddler#ed nygma#the riddler#oswald my beloved <3#jim gordon#harvey bullock#victor fries#barbara kean#lee thompkins#tabitha galavan
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#I hit the dumbass mobile limit I have more too UGHH#vol 3#sid wilson#joey jordison#paul gray#chris fehn#jim root#craig jones#shawn crahan#mick thomson#corey taylor#slipknot#joey ❤️
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In a world full of Gabriel's, be a Jim Short for James long for Gabriel
#ineffable bureaucracy#funny#good omens#ineffable dumbasses#ineffable husbands#good omens jim#gos2spoilers#aziracrow
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The fact that we only got to experience peak Jim for one episode is very disrespectful and then to add salt to the wound they tell me I've gotta wait until 2026 for answers.
#Jim im sorry i called you a dumbass for three seasons come back we need you#jim matthews#from MGM+#from series#i feel like elgin in that chair rn
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guys i've just been struck by a haunting query
y'know how i'm rewatching good omens for the nth time and i'm reaching the final episode, but something just came up to my mind and i can find no satisfactory answer...
in s2 ep1 (i believe) azi and crowley wonderfully perform half a miracle each, but obviously heaven notices and sends its best unit to check on what's happening in the bookshop. personally, i've always thought that said joint miracle was /that/ powerful because the metatron had already appointed aziraphale as gabriel's substitute archangel somehow (in my view, the metatron's offer to aziraphale at the end of s2 is just a pure formality as he had already made up his mind wayyyyyyy before going down on earth and meeting up with azi themselves). therefore their half a miracle was much stronger than crowley's.
here's where trouble comes. ever since i've rewatched that scene with my brother (who is doing an incredible job at keeping up with all sorts of gomens stuff on his first watch), i've been wondering if that's really what happened there. what is the actual reason why the combined miracle halves are so distinctive, fierce and recognisable?
my brother suggested the idea that aziraphale and crowley have little to do with it - the only reason why the miracle resonates so clearly and strongly is because they are performing it on gabriel (while holding both his hands). i guess he means that gabriel still has some of his powers left (as throughout the show he gets part of his memory back at random times and recites lines from the bible + he hasn't actually forgotten everything about himself) or that he is a very special entity of interest for heaven therefore whenever someone interacts with him there's a sort of alarm going off (?).
another idea that i got recently is, quite honestly, a very romantic one as aziracrow are both involved in doing a good deed. since love is the strongest power ever, in any universe and reality, and these two idiots' feelings are clearly mutual (without them knowing), maybe the miracle turned out to be so huge and mighty because what they're feeling for each other influenced the miracle itself and sort of multiplied its efficiency? i mean, i'd make sense somehow as later on we find out that another power couple is involved (gabriel and beelzebub). aziracrow's love for each other sort of mirrors beelzebub and gabriel's, i guess? but both their relationships are supposed to be a secret since heaven and hell should not ever collaborate (and i'm not even mentioning dating here).
what do you think? what is, in your opinion, the reason why the joint miracle halves worked but got inevitably noticed by heaven?
(it could also be that the answer has been given in the show and i'm too big of an idiot to find it out so please put up with my me. i'm just a dumbass in adoration of two more ineffable dumbasses.)
#good omens#aziraphale#crowley#aziracrow#gabriel#beelzebub#gabriel x beelzebub#aziraphale x crowley#ineffable just ineffable#ineffable soulmates#ineffable partners#ineffable divorce#ineffable dumbasses#miracle#jimbriel#jim short for james short for gabriel
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