#Dumbass

[thecrazyalchemist]

It'll take me time to answer

But I will

Reblog if your inbox is ALWAYS open for random asks, even if you haven’t reblogged any meme

[luaalz]

Imagine going to tame water at dawn and this guy is staring at you like this

[crystal-va]

*Vine boom*

I'm normal...

Error404 by @vibeless15

[princessgarnetxvi]

@plainteacup Franz Bonaparta

there is a really stupid and embarrassing darkness inside of me

[sapphic-design-is-my-passion]

It's called X because you should close it and go outside

[your-local-femboy-bitch]

Is this fucking eepy enough for your dahsboard! YOU FUCK FACE! FUCKING EEPY THEN! FUCK YOU!

Here! Dumbass Marcille for your dashboard!

[de4thpunch]

[kingofantiendos]

U can't be plural without trauma because u don't have a fractured consciousness lady, ur is a singlet white girl who's privileged

Anways shoutout to my fellow folks who actually are incredibly GREATFUL to be a system/collective.

Shoutout to folks whose headmates have saved them from going through this alone.

Shoutout to folks whose headmates improve their life daily and keep them safe.

Shoutout to folks whose headmates help them with tasks around the house and take the load off your back.

Shoutout to folks with headmates who they're friends with, who they're partners with, who they genuinely love and find comfort in.

Shoutout to folks with headmates who took on your burdens and made them their own, simply to protect you.

Shoutout to folks who wouldn't be here without their headmates.

Final fusion isn't what all plurals want or need. Some of us need a little extra help in life, and sometimes that comes in the from of headmates.

Plurality is not all suffering all the time. It is not defined by whatever trauma or struggle you've gone through, and it shouldn't be treated as such.

Be kind to your fellow plurals and their headmates. Don't assume everyone detests their alters as much as you may.

[the-gnomish-bastard]

Some of you didn’t seem to understand how magic works in the sense of how you can access it. I’ll explain again.

If you gain magical power from making a deal with a more powerful being, you are a warlock. Sneaky lawyer.

If you gain magical power through teachings and studies, you are a wizard/artificer. (Artificers usually gain power through experimentation.)

If you gain magical power by pledging yourself to a cause, being, or idea, you are a paladin. Pretentious bitch.

If you gain magical power by praising a higher deity (and not making a deal), you are a cleric. Heal someone.

If you have magical power and you didn’t do anything to gain it, you are a sorcerer. Fuck you. Seriously, fuck you. The rest of us had to work for our shit.

If you gain magical power by protecting nature and caring for plants and animals, you are a Druid. Fucking hippie.

If you gain magical power from your desire to entertain and also fuck, you are a bard. Stop trying to seduce my dad.

[ventique18]

~ Malleus doesn't understand verbal cues (very mildly suggestive) ~

It's 🐉🌸 first sleepover with just the two of them. They're at the lounge, eating burgers and popcorn while watching some comedy they copied from Ace.

🌸: "It's getting chilly... Do you want to move somewhere else?"

🌸, peering at him with all the seductive energy they could muster: "Somewhere...hotter?"

🐉: "That won't be a problem." *Magicks a thick blanket over them*

🌸: "I mean, do you..."

🌸, breathing heavily, not believing what they're trying to say and do: "Do you want... To... To... Have a bit of fun?"

🐉: "Fun?"

🐉: "Why, I am having much fun, indeed. This is a comedic film, after all."

🌸: "I mean!"

🌸, voice shaking and face red from embarrassment: "Do you... Do you... do you waaaaant, to sleep! With me!"

They felt like crying after blurting that out.

He paused for a few seconds, studying their face quietly.

🐉: "Are you already drowsy? We've yet to finish the film, but your health is much more important. Stand up for a second. I will rearrange this makeshift bed so that you may sleep comfortably."

🌸 cried.

---

Years later

🐉 suddenly jolts awake and exclaims: "By the seven!"

🌸, sleepily: "What's going on? Are you okay?"

🐉: "You wanted to make love to me that day!"

🌸: "What?"

🐉: "During our first sleepover five years ago. I cannot believe I only realized this now. I feel like an utter fool."

🌸, sighing: "Goodnight."

[not4problem]

Because fluoride has to be measured in the parts per million when put in drinking water it's so diluted, numbnuts. The science is overwhelmingly conclusive about the health benefits of water and toothpaste fluoridation. It's about the dose, if you brush your teeth once per day, NOT swallowing the fluoride, then it will have literally no negative effect on your health. It promotes the remineralization, aka, the reinforcement of tooth enamel, the thing you like to have because our teeth don't regrow, it also reduces the rate of demineralization of enamel. Fluoride is only harmful when extreme quantities are ingested, aka, more than two standard tubes of toothpaste in under an hour. Even in that case, it would give you a stomach ache, at most. You would have to consume an ungodly amount of toothpaste for permanent or serious damage to occur to your body. There are no adverse health effects of fluoride in tap water at the current dilution.

[izutoast]

she tried and failed!

[dogsstew]

Something about making sure your art looks like a Polaroid that I constantly fall victim to. Oh well, here’s too loser dweebs.

Alt vers below! V

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[reality-detective]

The ignorance of Kamala’s voters could contribute to the end of our country. 🤔

[kingofantiendos]

So ur saying people with down syndrome and people who are transabled have the same troubles? you better be because this is what ur saying

The system community needs to be nicer to eachother we’re all in the same boat no matter origin or whatever