#Dumbass

[maganeze]

Brother that was crazy, and leg hair actually DOES have a useful and beneficial purpose to human beings

i havent shaved my legs in a really long time and while i was babysitting my skirt edged up a bit and the seven year old i was watching said “ew you should shave that hairs not supposed to be there” and i said “well if its not supposed to be there then why does it grow there?” and he was really silent for a long time and then finally said “lets watch sonic the hedgehog”

[novsurfff]

okey

[mouthtapedguy]

[sapphic-design-is-my-passion]

It's called X because you should close it and go outside

[peachyromanxff]

STOP FIGHTINGGGGG 😩

I’m so scared rn 😖 because I’m a minor online 🥺 and I have the shittiest takes to ever be posted under the arcane critical hashtag so of course I deserve to be bullied relentlessly by some middle aged freak online 😕

AND THERES PORN ON THIS APP OH MY GODDDDDD SOMEONE HELP ME 😩🙏🏾

I can’t stand CaitVi

I’ll never like Caitlyn or her and Vi’s relationship. People like to say “oh you just can’t handle complex characters” or claim lesbophobia/misogyny when you criticize their ship or Caitlyn as a character. Like no bitch I just don’t like her as a person and think Vi, despite her mistakes and wrongdoings, deserves way better than Caitlyn 😭 also I am a lesbian so wtf

Also I raise you this:

Caitlyn is not a complex character at all. Maybe in season one she was, cuz you had to dig a little deep and really pay attention to understand her motivations and what drives her to act the way she does and make the choices she makes.

But in season two, however, it not hard to understand why she did what she did. I know why she gassed parts of Zaun and why she went after Jinx, and I don’t like her!

One thing I don’t understand is why Caitlyn hit Vi after Vi didn’t let her take the shot. That’s the main thing that makes me a Caitlyn/CaitVi hater. To me, Caitlyn had no logical reason to hit Vi that would’ve made me go “ohhh okay, I understand”.

People like to justify Caitlyn hitting Vi by saying “it was one time, it’s not abuse!” As if they wouldn’t leave their partner if they were hit, even if it was once. As if they wouldn’t be encouraged to leave the partner who hit them.

Saying “she was frustrated, she was upset” is still completely fucked because what happens when she gets frustrated again? Is she gonna resort to physical violence once more? People who hit others when they’re frustrated fall into a pattern of doing that when there’s no one to stop them, don’t they? 

I get that her mom died but come on, girl. She was raised with damn near all the tools one could need for processing her emotions, and in this moment, she chooses to hit the woman she supposedly loves in the stomach with the back of her gun. And her dick riders will still say that CaitVi isn’t oppressor x oppressed, like oh okay!

Vi put on the uniform of the people that killed her parents, threw her and jail and oppressed her people for years and Caitlyn never took off the uniform for Vi, but it’s not oppressor x oppressed? Vi never raised her hand against Caitlyn once, not even when she was frustrated, and Caitlyn seemed perfectly okay with hitting Vi, what, three times, but they’re not oppressor x oppressed? Caitlyn also threw that boat in Vi’s general direction the second Vi said something she didn’t like, but y’all like to gloss over that because it’s something small. Idk about y’all but I don’t throw things at people I love when I get mad!

And then, you know what really takes the cake for me? The fact that Caitlyn apologized for/brought up sleeping with Maddie out of all the fucking things in the world. She didn’t apologize for hitting her or leaving her, just for sleeping with Maddie. Does none of that other shit matter to her?? Idk I just thought that was fucked. I think their whole relationship is fucked, and I think the only reason they’re even together is because Cait was the first person to show her kindness in a long time and she got attached. Add on the fact that they went through something traumatic together that brought them closer and there ya go, there’s CaitVi. I’m sure there was real love there at some point, and they were physically attracted to each other but idk, after Caitlyn asked Vi to become and enforcer knowing that those people killed her parents and practically ruined her life, that made it clear to me that Caitlyn no longer cared that much about Vi and was more focused on what Vi could do for her.

And don’t even get me started on that godforsaken jail sex scene. That was beyond gross and inappropriate for the context of the whole situation, AND considering Vi’s history with prison cells. Genuinely what the fuck.

So yeah. I heavily dislike CaitVi, don’t like Caitlyn either. TimeBomb has my heart, I fear (I am well aware of their flaws so don’t be in my comments talking about how they beat each other up. I know. At least it was mutual and at least they had a reason to be fighting. Just saying!)

[your-local-femboy-bitch]

Is this fucking eepy enough for your dahsboard! YOU FUCK FACE! FUCKING EEPY THEN! FUCK YOU!

Here! Dumbass Marcille for your dashboard!

[criminal-rat]

Why are people on tumblr so cool?

[zenniefox]

Great catch methinks

I love webfishing yous gotta buy it on steam

[de4thpunch]

[religiousvomitt]

messages nikolas cruz sent to his exes new bf😭😭

[the-gnomish-bastard]

Some of you didn’t seem to understand how magic works in the sense of how you can access it. I’ll explain again.

If you gain magical power from making a deal with a more powerful being, you are a warlock. Sneaky lawyer.

If you gain magical power through teachings and studies, you are a wizard/artificer. (Artificers usually gain power through experimentation.)

If you gain magical power by pledging yourself to a cause, being, or idea, you are a paladin. Pretentious bitch.

If you gain magical power by praising a higher deity (and not making a deal), you are a cleric. Heal someone.

If you have magical power and you didn’t do anything to gain it, you are a sorcerer. Fuck you. Seriously, fuck you. The rest of us had to work for our shit.

If you gain magical power by protecting nature and caring for plants and animals, you are a Druid. Fucking hippie.

If you gain magical power from your desire to entertain and also fuck, you are a bard. Stop trying to seduce my dad.

[izutoast]

she tried and failed!

[ventique18]

~ Malleus doesn't understand verbal cues (very mildly suggestive) ~

It's 🐉🌸 first sleepover with just the two of them. They're at the lounge, eating burgers and popcorn while watching some comedy they copied from Ace.

🌸: "It's getting chilly... Do you want to move somewhere else?"

🌸, peering at him with all the seductive energy they could muster: "Somewhere...hotter?"

🐉: "That won't be a problem." *Magicks a thick blanket over them*

🌸: "I mean, do you..."

🌸, breathing heavily, not believing what they're trying to say and do: "Do you want... To... To... Have a bit of fun?"

🐉: "Fun?"

🐉: "Why, I am having much fun, indeed. This is a comedic film, after all."

🌸: "I mean!"

🌸, voice shaking and face red from embarrassment: "Do you... Do you... do you waaaaant, to sleep! With me!"

They felt like crying after blurting that out.

He paused for a few seconds, studying their face quietly.

🐉: "Are you already drowsy? We've yet to finish the film, but your health is much more important. Stand up for a second. I will rearrange this makeshift bed so that you may sleep comfortably."

🌸 cried.

---

Years later

🐉 suddenly jolts awake and exclaims: "By the seven!"

🌸, sleepily: "What's going on? Are you okay?"

🐉: "You wanted to make love to me that day!"

🌸: "What?"

🐉: "During our first sleepover five years ago. I cannot believe I only realized this now. I feel like an utter fool."

🌸, sighing: "Goodnight."

[dailymetanaito]

Day 310 🦭

[took-my-breath-away]

it’s halloween and mav didn’t get the memo!

request for @xihe1874 - I hope you likey