It's the dumbest fucking idiot on the internet. Also known as Gnomus Wizardus. The gnome wizard who killed 24 gods to make a stew.
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Likes Per Post
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Reblog Per Post
187K
Reply Per Post
554
Time Between Posts
2 days ago
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Perhaps…
New DnD Spell
Perpetual Vicious Mockery
You do psychic damage by just repeating everything your foe says in an annoyingly stupid voice
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Trick or treat UwU
You missed your chance. You get neither.
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Trick or Treat!
Very late. As such, the only trick you get is a mousetrap.
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Indeed I do. This can be done easily by paying a bard to be a dick.
New DnD Spell
Perpetual Vicious Mockery
You do psychic damage by just repeating everything your foe says in an annoyingly stupid voice
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gnomus will you drop a tactical gnome on trump and jd vance
Two people already tried and they both missed. Beginning to think he’s cursed.
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I cast, forces you to step on LEGOs barefoot!
I’m always barefoot.
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Hey I noticed you were being cooler than me on my dash and it’s shrinking my ego so if you could keep that up I might become a functioning member of society by Tuesday.
It’s Wednesday. Get to work.
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TRICK OR TREAT!!!
Neither! Tumbleweed Stampede!
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Both gnome and bastard
We haven't talked In a while
I still remember that soup, was definitely worth the loss of my leg
Anyway hiiiiii
Just remembered u exist, haven't seen u in a min u been ok? :)
- kyle
(basically this is a stupid ass letter that flew through ur window)
Stop throwing shit through my windows.
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Let’s go with that sure
https://youtu.be/gxW26l3JIWY?si=RDmC002h049M8Lmf
Look, you're in this video
What the fuck
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https://youtu.be/gxW26l3JIWY?si=RDmC002h049M8Lmf
Look, you're in this video
What the fuck
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I have seen no evidence, and thus it does not exist
You’re on P.M. Seymour. You’re officially famous. (Also, I hope you’re doing alright)
Slander and lies.
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