the-gnomish-bastard
The Dumbest Gnome
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It's the dumbest fucking idiot on the internet. Also known as Gnomus Wizardus. The gnome wizard who killed 24 gods to make a stew.
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the-gnomish-bastard · 4 days ago
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Trick or treat!
Trickle down economics.
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the-gnomish-bastard · 4 days ago
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TRICK OR TREAT!!!
Neither! Tumbleweed Stampede!
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the-gnomish-bastard · 5 days ago
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Trick or Treat!
Trick!
*shotgun blast*
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the-gnomish-bastard · 7 days ago
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Both gnome and bastard
We haven't talked In a while
I still remember that soup, was definitely worth the loss of my leg
Anyway hiiiiii
Just remembered u exist, haven't seen u in a min u been ok? :)
- kyle
(basically this is a stupid ass letter that flew through ur window)
Stop throwing shit through my windows.
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the-gnomish-bastard · 7 days ago
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Let’s go with that sure
https://youtu.be/gxW26l3JIWY?si=RDmC002h049M8Lmf
Look, you're in this video
What the fuck
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the-gnomish-bastard · 7 days ago
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Oh, y’know, the thing.
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the-gnomish-bastard · 7 days ago
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https://youtu.be/gxW26l3JIWY?si=RDmC002h049M8Lmf
Look, you're in this video
What the fuck
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the-gnomish-bastard · 7 days ago
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I have seen no evidence, and thus it does not exist
You’re on P.M. Seymour. You’re officially famous. (Also, I hope you’re doing alright)
Slander and lies.
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the-gnomish-bastard · 9 days ago
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You’re on P.M. Seymour. You’re officially famous. (Also, I hope you’re doing alright)
Slander and lies.
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the-gnomish-bastard · 13 days ago
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The nicest cop I know got fired for punching another cop who spat on a homeless person.
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the-gnomish-bastard · 14 days ago
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WHAT HAPPENED TO LIXOR IS SHE STILL HERE?
No idea.
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the-gnomish-bastard · 14 days ago
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What 9 + 10
My sources say it’s a number, but I think it’s a rock.
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the-gnomish-bastard · 15 days ago
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Solve me riddle
No
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the-gnomish-bastard · 15 days ago
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Buzz off
I have unleashed the bees.
That is all.
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the-gnomish-bastard · 15 days ago
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Bee-cause I could
I have unleashed the bees.
That is all.
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the-gnomish-bastard · 27 days ago
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No. Bad. Go in the hole and repent.
Got a name for a gnome call that gnomenclature
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the-gnomish-bastard · 27 days ago
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I have unleashed the bees.
That is all.
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