the-gnomish-bastard

[the-gnomish-bastard]

*The Tower shifts and contorts, becoming a pit*

@blockperson

*knocks on door*

*door knocks on you*

[the-gnomish-bastard]

*door immobilized, blockperson wins!*

+230 XP

@blockperson

*knocks on door*

*door knocks on you*

[the-gnomish-bastard]

*Item found: wooden wedge*

*Door charges up attack: Boot hitting you on the way out*

@blockperson

*knocks on door*

*door knocks on you*

[the-gnomish-bastard]

We’re exorcising our Gnomish right to bear weird and wacky arcane arms.

Those gnomes are available for sale HERE

[the-gnomish-bastard]

Gnome bless the 2nd amendment

Those gnomes are available for sale HERE

[the-gnomish-bastard]

Mood

-> GET YOURS HERE <-

[the-gnomish-bastard]

Disgraceful.

your mutual just got called out for running a gnome gore side blog. they're logged into watchgremlinsdie.com looking at some nasty shit. posting pixies getting butchered by combine harvesters. why would you even associate with someone like that? are you fucked up in the head? you think thats funny? you think thats fucking funny?

[the-gnomish-bastard]

I need that thing

ngl bro if your device is putting out so much radiation its causing the camera footage to do that i dont think aluminum foil is going to shield you

[the-gnomish-bastard]

I am getting my ass kicked ina fight, you know what? I'm not losing, WE losing.

Alright here is goes:

Roses are red, you're about to be dead.

Normal weapons won't prosper, I'll put an end to you laughter.

With this sacred treasure, Come forth The Gnomish Bastard!

I brought a hydroneutrino bomb.

[the-gnomish-bastard]

*door forcefully stubs toe. It crits, 10 points of damage.*

@blockperson

*knocks on door*

*door knocks on you*

[the-gnomish-bastard]

I’m not a girl either

I summon the Florida Man!

*Summons you by accident*

Aw crap, I messed up.

I am neither a man nor from Florida.

[the-gnomish-bastard]

I summon the Florida Man!

*Summons you by accident*

Aw crap, I messed up.

I am neither a man nor from Florida.

[the-gnomish-bastard]

From one gnome to another - I happen to grow a lot of enchanted toadstools in my forest garden. I get a lot of propositions from college students looking to buy my wares. However, I think they're looking for a different kind of magic mushroom. What should I do?

If they don’t specify they want other mushrooms, you can’t be held accountable.

[the-gnomish-bastard]

He is blooming :]

Cease the madness

[the-gnomish-bastard]

The bearer of the curse is blooming

Why must you torment him?

[the-gnomish-bastard]

I see. A fool of a wordsmith.

Oi you one of them magical shits...y'know you got a Lotta money on ya head....

- @wasteland-squog-baby

What? I’m a gnome, not a shit mephit.

[the-gnomish-bastard]

*Door opens and closes on you, dealing 4 points of damage.*

@blockperson

*knocks on door*

*door knocks on you*